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Phones / Re: Receive Jokes on Your Mobile Phone by obas: 11:40pm On Oct 01, 2005
Definitely,it will. Infact, it's already working. Really, I share your worry over how it's going to be financed.
An arrangement is underway to make the jokes available everyday on every fun-loving nigerian's phone for a fee(optional) as against the current one joke per week(free!). Sorry for the delay in sending your joke.
Phones / Re: Receive Jokes on Your Mobile Phone by obas: 3:22pm On Oct 01, 2005
Do you know that lots of smiles can boost your imunity and make you live longer?  Get classic and original jokes absolutely free every week! 

To receive the jokes, text 'REG' with a nickname to this GSM number:08053246578  Until you register, may your happiness increase like fuel prices in Nigeria!

My nickname is Mr. Be-Happy
Check this out!

Mr God'spower was a job seekers. He had been 'cruising' town looking fruitlessly for job for many years.
He prayed fervently every night for God's favour. One day, he was so furious that he told God in his prayer that he would commit suicide if he failed to get job the following day. Miraculously, God answered his prayer. In his dream that night,while wandering, he saw a signboard with the inscription[b]"VACANCY". [/b] He moved  closer and said;"As usual". Still glanting through the board,he read further;"THE POST OF A MANAGER OF PARADISE". He said[b];"Wonderful"-[/b]thinking that the paradise was a name of a company. Further, he read;"Salary:One million Dollar per month". He said;" I'm already richer than Bill Gate". Lastly, he read;"Requirement:-PREPARE TO MEET THE LORD(interviewer) IN HEAVEN". He exclaimed;"GOD FORBID!!!" BE HAPPY ENTERTAINMENT (C) 2005
Phones / Receive Jokes on Your Mobile Phone by obas: 3:57pm On Sep 28, 2005
Do you know that lots of smiles can boost your imunity and make you live longer? Get classic and original jokes absolutely free every week!

To receive the jokes, text 'REG' with a nickname to this GSM number:08053246578 Until you register, may your happiness increase like fuel prices in Nigeria!

My nickname is Mr. Be-Happy

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