Seun:
What do you want to change your username to?

nihelimitretep:

Ladyjane5657:


Tom is a sure thing!

number5:
Well, as the distinguished history keeper of this great association, it is my duty to present to us all in this grand event, the history of this thread and subsequently, that of the prestigious association of local men and women (AOLMAW) OF NNPC.

The thread was created by one of our very own @Dmainman on Wednesday, the 13th of march 2019 at exactly 2:39pm. It turned out that one of the most decorated government owned company had published an advert for vacancies in its various subsidiaries..

Till this very day, the number of persons who registered online for the recruitment is unknown, though some sources has stated something in the range of 800 thousand and/or above. Registration process was greatly marred by difficlties in uploading passports which made a good number of applicant to fall out of the race.

A month after the online registration closed, came the invite for a cbt test. It is rumoured among local men and women, that about 60000 persons wrote the cbt test all over the country in about 190 cbt test centers. The cbt test was considerably thought to be 'cheap' by a good number of local men and women while others felt it was a deliberate setup by the organizers as they were very aware of online platforms like this one that had dished out various test past questions with a lot of difficult samples. Yours faithfully, the distinguished historian wrote his cbt in one of the middle belt states, 7am and he was very excited as evident to the cordinators. He had looked forward to this for "years".

Invite for interview came less than a month after the cbt exams were conducted. It came with mixed feelings as joy sparkled the air for those who had received while those who did not receive, broke down amidst tears.
It is worthy to note that this period was crucial to the formation of the prestigious association of local men and women as it brought pioneers of the association into limelight, notable amongst these great men and women are:

Sir jarus, mosgoon, enireqx, teaser4, beeam, bobowaje, chasteguy, macgyver1, gbyms, csrockefeller, gbriels, mathology, sempumpingson woman, danxplore, mosphy4, klassd, 22general,larride, bodylicious, stevie55, benflash, enrypech, tejiri44, C1212, jobseeker, cybersecfreak, swargu, realisticj, greatken, sandieeee, emmyteetosin, dorado, darella, geektrovert, sibabe thespark, souljar etc, special mention to Xfire, and my humble self, number5.

Prior to a 9days interview experience conducted at the Nnpc towers, central business district abuja, Intelligent men and women displayed professionalism and decorum as we all prepared towards the experience of a life time. Its worthy to note that it was at this junction that a certain mosaic4gooners ex mckinsey, way ahead of the world dude came into limelight. He offered to share a room with anyone interested at sheraton hotels and towers just a few minuites drive from central area, abuja. It remains unknown if anyone took his offer, but that young man would go a long way to make ripples and leave his marks on the sands of time in this thread.

Interview came and went and the AOLMAW was born, chasteguy with the memes, teaser4 with the cut edge pidgin, jarus with overcomposure, sempumping with the pumping sauce, beeam with the agbero mentality, and ehmmmm, mosgoon with LOMS

It was also at this point were LOMS was making air waves that burnt sauces, zobo and checking of something was introduced. The aforementioned, are the non-negligible signature of the members of the association of local men and women.

At some point, other notable persons joined the race and added soured sauce (ladyjane, ladyheaven, ademmy, cliffwood, tonyhopkins, easymoneysniper, timilehinpeter, etc)

The access bank theory propounded by larride and the one percent theory by flowolf09 remains the official theory of this great association till date though the journey has been characterized by notable players jumping ship, most notably from the Access bank theory ship (popularly known as ABT) players like beeam, darella, chasteguy, swargu, flow09, bobowaje, sempumpingson, enireqx, cocococo and its founder, larride.. The impact of the ABT theory was most felt at the time when a certain anyam 'king in the north' terhemba ran rampage and did great havoc among the members of the association. Special mention in that regard, to cocococo, a brother who was massively hit by king anyams sniper and he 'lost all his ability to can'.

Massive shots by king anyam, and his two foot soldiers, farouk freedom and lazarus maikalu ensured that even someone as rigid as jarus confessed that its not an easy life for a local man trying to can.

We can't forget the bromance that broke out between members of the association in the course of the run of time. Notably experienced were between jiang and pumpingson, chasteguy and ladyjane, etc

Brethren, ladies and mentlegen, what is left of the recruitment is undoubtedly a few days but the periods that spanned from inception till date is one wich will never be forgotten by the members of this prestigious thread, NNPC HQ, Nairaland community and the Ghost readers.

If you're years into the future reading this post, no matter were the eagle landed, be very well assured that we made a name for ourselves, we carved a niche, we made our prints in the sands of our time, and against all odds, every single member of this prestigious association went on to have a wonderful and successful career.

At this junction, i would crave our indulgence to observe a minuite silence to one of our senior brother/colleague who lost his life in the course of the run of time (NNPC HR STAFF WHO DIED 3rd September 2019, MR DEWARI AYE) A minuite silence.


Special mention to the official dreamer of the association, all local men and women i failed to mention, all the ghost readers, and all who had to put up with our attitudes, banter and jokes whilist looking for ONLY serious info. This post would not be complete if i dont chip in my official meme (find attached)


Yours faithfully, i remain the history keeper of the prestigious ASSOCIATION OF LOCAL MEN AND WOMEN (AOLMAW)


number5, first of my name, reader of books and keeper of knowledge of the time stream.

femokleen:


Warming up already! I don dey do voice training sef. My voice must be Sonorous, it must be lit!
Local champion
Femokleen

theSpark:


Lights are all working well. I don test them

mathology5431:
This is to inform all local men that there be a program tonight called cross over night! ........theme: Cross over Into APL"......
Introductory speech will be given by @bobowaja
Lecture 1 to be given by @mosgoon
Lecture 2 by @UncleJarus
Lecture 3 by @Teaser
Medical Orientation by @Gbriels
Item 7 @ChasteGhuy
TF distribution by the Zonal secretary himself @Mathology
Official announcement of APL by @easysnipermoney
Closing remarks by @Ladyheaven

To all concerned members of Local Men Association.
We will be releasing our official members list soon, it might likely accompany the long awaited APL !!!! Register for membership now!!!!! Pay your fee with our treasurer!!!! You can pay to me too.

Signed
Zonal secretary, Local Man committee for NNPC

menipo:
I just confirmed from a good sauce that's also spicy that the 9th & 10th is valid the only twist is that it's the presidential list that would be released

So brace yourselves guys.

The merit list like local men and women used to call it is actually on hold and nothing has been said if or when that would drop las las.

Peace and One love....

Gbriels:
I'm seriously trying to calculate if Monday and Tuesday next week is still feasible...
It's very hot in here... chaste abeg off d AC....I need d temperature to rise to minus 100 degrees

ChasteGhuy:
YELSSSSS

ChasteGhuy:


I tried scanning through to see if I could find McKinsey stated, but I was disappointed.

I'm angry at you mosgoon. How can you do this to me?

Rexmy:
It narrows down to the fact that the way life is read by individuals is diversified. Not every mind can handle most of the things we joke over on this thread. A theory that was cooked by someone just to lighten the mood could become something that triggers the mind of someone else into thinking that the world has ended already. However, it's good to always see things positively regardless of what harm they seem to hold.

Jarus:


Local man just received 20k alert from Lazarus Mikailu



PS: Not responsible for whatever anyone makes of this, or whatever theory is woven around this. I'm an applicant like anyone else. I don't believe in any theory. I only believe in a fact: everyone, except those with issues with their accounts, will be reimbursed

BMedia:
If next Monday is truly our APL day and #EveryoneWillBePaid, it is then safe to assume that this should be the last week for King and Farouk to bless the remaining non-alertees with TF. It ought to be a windfall.

Good morning and may our hearts wishes be granted.

xfire:


Thanks for sharing that again..

Was searching through some of my documents today and stumbled upon the NNPC Corporate Policy and Procedure Guide that was given to us during orientation.

It is a very detailed manual that talks about everything associated with NNPC including benefits/ entitlements, training, conditions for leave of absence, working hours, recruitment process ( shortlisting, interview types and panel composition for different grade levels, criteria for success, etc), specific kinds of jobs for each grade level, loans, long service award, secondment to IOCs...name it.

Quite interesting..

number5:


Lolz.. Ghost rider, i sight you

Like peter already said, majority of these questions has been answerd by sir jarus, xfire, macgyver and other people... I will quote below some of xfire's response to some of the aforementioned issues.











As for your last question.... I think any serious villa-ge ppl should already know what U're up to.. Dem don d track ur destiny since bfor u land this duniya... If dey dont know... Means dem like u wella, or NNPC is not meant for u so wen dem look u inside calabash, dem no see NNPC for ur future.....

Na joke ooh

nihelimitretep:



If i am not mistaken, you are "brand new" to this thread.

All, i mean all of what you want to know have been over flogged here.

Many folks here may not be interested to digress again. I may then advise that you get some Popcorn and bottles of coke as you read through some pages behind.....

Try from page 500 upward and enjoy

number5:
On my interview date, i sounded stupid asking the few guys sitting around me prior to verification if they were on nairaland.

I just came up with a better idea of how to decipher the NLanders when we gather for medicals without


Local men and women, when we are in cue for medical, if you see any 'potbellied' niccur graciously stands up in the midst of the quietness and loudly exclaims "this building reminds me alot of my time with mckinsey"

Pls u guys should not lynch the local man, no be mosgoon, its me just trying to check something

By their reactions i shall know them

vikoli1:


You expect me to know the meaning of what you wrote here because we come from the same village "together" abi?

Easymoneysniper:
APL is coming out on September 9th and 10th. Have a good night. #Confirmed

Beeam:
Dem don even get choir
Me I go collect offering.

Beeam:
Dem don even get choir
Me I go collect offering.