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Politics / Re: Its Good To Know Nigeria Is Not The Most Corrupt Nation ! by obotutuoko(m): 5:30pm On Dec 27, 2007
Thats a man there talking - not like Nigerians who will put down their own country at any slightest given opportunity.
Romance / Re: Messed Network by obotutuoko(m): 5:23pm On Dec 27, 2007
please own up instead of blaming it on the network - happened to me before, called my fiancee from Nigeria sometimes ago - some years ago - she lived in NY then, i called and she wont pick the call - and then suddenly a guy picks the phone, and after 10 secs the line went off, then i called again and she picked it this time and she said she never picked the call initially and said it was network problem. so, this was not eve in the days of GSM and I was calling America - so - pls own up to your misdeeds instead of blaming on the network.
Travel / Re: Estonia Visa by obotutuoko(m): 4:22pm On Dec 27, 2007
is Nigeria that bad?
Programming / Re: Do You Have A Question On Sql? by obotutuoko(m): 3:58pm On Dec 27, 2007
OK - lets see who is a guru here.

I have a database with two tables, one table shows street names and the other table shows street names and also shows the postcode of each of the street, now i want to do a join on the tables, by writting an SQL query to create another table that will lok at the street name table, anywhere it finds a match, it should take the postcode from the other table and put it into the table of street names.

simple? it sounds so, but the problem is this, the street names in the two tables dont exactly match in all cases, e.g. you can have Ikorodu Road in one and also have Ikorodu Rd. in the other, or have street in one and have str. in the other. \how can a perfect join be done via a query?
Politics / Bhenazir Butto Killed. by obotutuoko(m): 2:56pm On Dec 27, 2007
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20071227/ap_on_re_as/pakistan

RAWALPINDI, Pakistan - Pakistan opposition leader Benazir Bhutto was assassinated Thursday in a suicide bombing that also killed at least 20 others at a campaign rally, a party aide and a military official said.



"At 6:16 p.m. she expired," said Wasif Ali Khan, a member of Bhutto's party who was at Rawalpindi General Hospital where she was taken after the attack.

A senior military official, who spoke on condition of anonymity because he was not authorized to comment, confirmed that Bhutto had died.

Her supporters at the hospital began chanting "Dog, Musharraf, dog," referring to Pakistan's president Pervez Musharraf. Some of them smashed the glass door at the main entrance of the emergency unit, others burst into tears.



RAWALPINDI, Pakistan (AP) — Pakistani opposition leader Benazir Bhutto was assassinated Thursday in a suicide bombing that also killed at least 20 others at a campaign rally, a party aide and a military official said.
Investment / Re: How Do I Monitor My CSCS Account Online by obotutuoko(m): 2:17pm On Dec 27, 2007
askology.
Jokes Etc / Re: Funny This Done In Naija by obotutuoko(m): 9:32am On Dec 27, 2007
derailing from a topic is as worse a crime as posting a meaningless topic.
Investment / Re: How Do I Monitor My CSCS Account Online by obotutuoko(m): 9:24am On Dec 27, 2007
post the details online here, we will help u.
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Kooldamsellllllllllllllluuuuuuuuuuuuvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv by obotutuoko(m): 9:23am On Dec 27, 2007
na becos of people like u faze sing kolomental.
Jokes Etc / Re: :( Guys You Won't Like This Atall :( :-x by obotutuoko(m): 9:21am On Dec 27, 2007
u r a twert.
Romance / Re: Must Read -my Friend Is Dating Two Friends - One Knows, The Other Doesnt Know - by obotutuoko(m): 9:18am On Dec 27, 2007
everything said on NairaLand is termed as not true or nollywood - stupid people.
Religion / Re: Which Is A Better Man Of God-kumuyi Or Adeboye by obotutuoko(m): 1:00am On Dec 27, 2007
another crazy nigerian set loose on nairaland.
Politics / Re: Online Scam - The International Conspiracy Against Nigeria by obotutuoko(m): 12:58am On Dec 27, 2007
una no know anything -
Celebrities / Re: Michael Blackson Booed Off Stage In His Home Country by obotutuoko(m): 12:57am On Dec 27, 2007
so?
Romance / Must Read -my Friend Is Dating Two Friends - One Knows, The Other Doesnt Know - by obotutuoko(m): 12:37am On Dec 27, 2007
My friend and I went clubing sometimes ago - as we were stepping in to the club in New York, three women were also stepping in, as usual, to avoide paying their gate fee, we didnt talk to them until they got inside. Being the fine boys that we were, we were just there chilling and we kept our eyes on them - u know - oju lon soro - ok. Not knowing they had been feeling us, one of them now came to where we were standing and offered to dance with us, ok, we started dancing and talking and we found out that one of them came to the club with her husband - but they were in distress, in short, the man vexed comot for the club because we were chilling with his wife - u know - and as per we are fine boys no spot.

To cut the long story short, me, i got each of them girls phone numbers, and made up my mind which of them is sexy enough for my pinto, next day, we were speaking to each other and found out the husband to the other one has moved out of the house in annoyance. Ok. now, the problem is this, a week after, the ladies went out again but i wasnt there, and as it were, the two other ladies fancies my friend, but one of them, the one with the husband, realy wants to do my friend, in short, three days after, fu cking has taken place, in fact, mine also, four days after the club, fu cking has taken place.

The third lady now being without a guy, is also straffing my friend, and only recently my friend told me that fu cking has also taken place several times with both friends at different times, the second lady knows that my friend is fu cking both of them, but the other doesnt know.

My friend confided in me, but says i shuldnt say to any of them, but i dont ike it, also knowing that my own fu ck mate is the junior sister to one of the ladies that my friend is fu cking - my conciense is beating me to let them know, but i like my friend and i dont want to hurt him, but still i dont want him to hurt these ladies.

How can i break them?
Business / Re: What Defines A Millionaire? by obotutuoko(m): 12:26am On Dec 27, 2007
dumb - very dumb-
Romance / Re: How Can A Man Get A Woman's Phone Number? by obotutuoko(m): 12:21am On Dec 27, 2007
some dumb posts in here - of course ask her for her number - how else can you get her number?

ASK -ASK ASK ASK ASK ASK -SIMPLE.
Romance / Re: Are There Still Girls Who Dont Give Out Phone Numbers On A First Date? by obotutuoko(m): 12:16am On Dec 27, 2007
so many ladies will sleep with a man on the first date - i have slept with five ladies at diiferent times on our first dates - its no big deal - i repeat no big deal. how will you speak with the person to book the date anyway? meaning you must have met and arrange the first date - or i dont get it?
Family / Re: Dealing With Cheating Husbands by obotutuoko(m): 12:13am On Dec 27, 2007
that is the most stupid suggestion i have ever heard, beat your husband? una don let oyinbo culture wrap una eye com blind am? abi? i bow for these kain women wey dey town these days o.
Webmasters / Re: Web Development In Nigeria - Slow But Steady Progress by obotutuoko(m): 12:10am On Dec 27, 2007
so? what is the point you want us to discuss? i dont get it at all you know?

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