Wahala

Na wa ooo ..
You see those demons called uncle ba?
Little wonder I don't even send any of them at all
Let them give it to that their uncle fire for fire jare.

God himself know that I am a man of war.
I will first of all offer you a peace offering though.
If you reject it, I will drop it at your feet and go get my camo.
It's the highest gunner that wins

Doja2000:
Nairlanders, can you take a bullet for your lover

Never

CilicMarin:
Just know this and know the truth. The kind of rigging and propaganda against any Fulani Candidate, that will happen in the South 2023 will break record.
Even if you count all the cows in the North, it won't still beat the votes that would come from the South...

Good night.

You are right.
The Fulani have opened everyone's eyes to reality.
2023 elections will be the games of the riggers.

I hope if a southern gets in, he won't f*CK up cos the Fulani have to drink of this medicine the have been feeding others

Ffk dey mad

What a world...
It's disheartening to see Islamic terrorists and jihadists tear our world apart.

Lol...
You also forget the fact that he's also the Court of Arbitration for sport.
All his decisions are final and can't be appealed.

Terrible way to die...
Always hustle legit

Hmmm
No Somali, Iraq, Afghanistan, Syria and even Sudan?

KiNg0G:


you obviously didn't get the message passed.... why would I "ENSURE" I marry a virgin


Tell you bro, I got certain qualities in a lady am looking forward to... definitely not her virginity.

Her virginity doesn't matter one bit.

Stop been a simp, read to understand, you are a man.

Ok sir ..
Don't come complaining of ladies with multiple baggages from previous relationships.
Peace

Still, ensure you marry a virgin.
E get why

Lolz

robosky02:
NFF congratulating Sports minister

The same NFF that made both our football male and female team to miss out from the games?

The sports minister that couldn't give our athletes a good Jersey for the game they have to wash and wear?

Out of 55 athlete we took their only a single silver and a single bronze... And we are celebrating..

Do you know that San Marino the smallest country at the Olympics with a population of just 30,000 have only 5 athlete at this Olympics but won 1 silver and 2 bronze...
And they left with a promise to come back better

But Nigeria is here celebrating mediocrity.
With all the disqualification, protest and very poor outing

We are still celebrating and making political statement with our sports


What happened to all the other athlete that gave their best but didn't make it to the podium

We are here celebrating only ESE Bruno and blessing okborodudu

Instead of evaluating our failure and plan now for 2024 in Paris

Don't mind the idiots

Wahala for randy lecturers.
Turning students to preys.

And how about the lazy students, who only believe in sorting.
Some with their p*ssy, others with their money.
And they will be bragging 1st class and 2.1

EmekaA125:

U don sleep with her to know she's olosho abi? The way you guys talk rubbish on social media is alarming.

Do I have to blame you for how naive you are?
Don't just quote me though.

So painful...
The military has been politicized...
Military of bigotry and bandits.

Who wrote the shit those terrorists were holding. Who gave the order to give those bloody terrorists food items.
People that should be summarily executed

Clitocurrency actress.
Demi god indeed.

See olosho feeling super fly

Lol...
See excuse ooo..
You constantly repeat the fact that you escape with your life.
What were the threats?
Did you and bright worship in the Same church?
Was this man of God your GO and pastor?

Madam, na money you dey find.
You are simply an adulteress

Rozcol:
Let's always listen to both sides before passing judgement,if there's no bride price then there's no marriage that's the bitter truth.Tina has been unmarried all her life until recently when she legally got married to the pastor,she was just cohabiting with Ben her former partner (boyfriend). Most local men(especially Ijaw men) are fund of doing that rubbish, they will cohabit with women and bear several children but no bride price.I Stan Tina gidigbam.

Where you put your sense biko.

How does a man do traditional marriage and white wedding without paying bride price.
The excuse isn't that they were cohabiting, she said he didn't pay bride price despite having wedded her both traditionally and in church.

Such a dumb excuse.

Anyone like mother, like daughter, like Nairaland supporter. All dumb people

She only explain the gospel of mosdii here on Nairaland that Nigerian girls are useless..

This is Nigeria, This Nigeria,
look at how we are living now,
Everybody be criminal

Please when you lie, have conscience.
Consider those you are lying to.

Haba, country hard so tey men are now hustling for Lai Mohammed job.

Wahala...
Corrupt super cops

That babe is a demon ooo...

Congratulations...
I guess you have never heard about precum.
If you are the only guy and had 4 rounds in 12 hours, I congratulate you again

The game of politics isn't for the faint hearted.
Most times, those loved by the masses don't get the mandates cos hyenas and jackals have hijacked the process.

complexBoss12:
the fo.ol below thinks he is upholding God by supporting everything Pastors/Church does. If Churches and Pastors can do no wrong in yours eyes then you're no different from Buhari senseless miscreants.

Jesus Christ himself, according to Bible, preached in the Markets, criticised politicians and stood for the Truth, and the last time I checked, the Church and God is the symbol of truth.

These guys didn't even protest, they just wore shirts.

Please help me inform them more. Just wearing shirts too.

Just like you said, the Church and God is the symbol of truth.

It's rather sad that the church here has lost the truth.
All we get are make believe

Righteousness2:


Go and read your Bible. Politics has been on since Bible days even while JESUS was on Earth during the reign of wicked Herod.

JESUS Christ didn't come for Politics. He came to Save souls.

Really?
Sir, I am very vast in the Bible than you do.
I know the Bible Genesis to Revelations.

The issues with most Nigerian Christians is hypocrisy.
You think Jesus will accept all these trades by barters in His church here in Nigeria?

Dunamis is just simply afraid of the FG.

Well in Buhari's Nigeria, men are chained with their faces to the walls and their back to light so that they can only see the shadows of reality.

Righteousness2:
Wisdom is Profitable to Direct.

The Church is not the place for " Buhari must go" Even though we understand that Pmb has caused a lot of pains in the land.

The Church is a place where people come to meet with GOD, Hear His Word and be filled with HIS Spirit and Knowledge.

Take your Protest to Aso rock and other Government parastatals not the Church..

You think if Jesus is to be in Nigeria now, he will fold his hands and watch?

He would have led the revolution from the alter with words and actions

Christians have been praying for change but not ready to talk the bull by the horn.
You stand on the pulpit every time condemning the government.

Now activists have come for solidarity and you hand them over to the government.

Oh!!! I guess everyone is afraid of DSS invasion.

Wait ooo...
That guy with the red cloth, is he using that as bullet proof or what?

heniford2:
Jenny just relax okey look exams doesn't mean you are smart or whatever is just exams you will pass the exam but even if you didn't it should not worry everything that is happening has a reason for it

Honestly I am surprise he/she is considering suicide cos of exams.
Na wa ooo..
Life isn't hard to that level na.

Tough times don't last, only tough people do.