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Crime / Police escorts killed two motorcyclist in osogbo (pictures) by ocloud81(m): 6:21pm On Jul 27, 2021
Two innocent motorcyclist feared dead in osogbo. It was reported that the motorcyclist were trying to overtake the escorts when they suddenly open fire on them.

Business / ATM Machine And Bad English.(Picture) by ocloud81(m): 9:08am On Jul 27, 2021
Saw an FCMB ATM machine displays a very bad English. Everything malfunctioning under this government.

Politics / Full List: Senators Who Voted Against Electronic Transmission Of Election Result by ocloud81(m): 8:47am On Jul 18, 2021
Kabiru Gaya (Kano Central)

The former governor of Kano State is the Chairman of the Senate Committee on INEC which recommended the controversial Section 53 (3) in the Electoral Act (amendment) Bill 2021 which empowers INEC to transmit election results electronically. Ironically, Gaya voted against the recommendation of the panel he chaired.

Ovie Omo-Agege (Delta Central)

The lawmaker is the current Deputy President of the Senate. He was accused of allegedly leading some thugs to the Senate Chamber in the 8th National Assembly to steal the Maze, which is the symbol of democracy in Nigeria

Peter Nwaoboshi (Delta North)

The Senator recently defected from the PDP to join the APC in what many people believed was to seek refuge in the ruling party and escape justice in the multibillion-naira corruption allegations hanging on his neck at the Niger Delta Development Commission. Nwaoboshi is incidentally the Chairman of the Senate Committee on Niger Delta Affairs, which is saddled with the responsibility of carrying out oversight functions on the intervention agency.

Ali Ndume (Borno South)

The senator, who was the Leader of the Senate in the 8th National Assembly, contested the Senate Presidency with the incumbent, Ahmad Lawan, in 2019 but lost. He is representing Borno South District. Despite his state being ravaged by Boko Haram insurgency and constituents scattered in several internally displaced camps across the country, the state has been producing huge numbers of votes during elections.

Opeyemi Bamidele (Ekiti Central)

The Senator was a students’ union activist before he joined politics several years ago after his graduation. He served as a commissioner in Lagos State and was a House of Representatives member before joining the Senate. He is said to be eyeing the governorship seat in Ekiti State after the tenure of Governor Kayode Fayemi ends.

Ibrahim Gobir (Sokoto East)

Gobir is said to hold a master’s degree in Electrical Engineering from the University of Detroit in the United States, and a doctoral degree in Electrical Engineering and Energy from Abubakar Tafawa Balewa University in Bauchi State. He is a chartered engineer and a Fellow of the Institute of Electrical Engineers (UK) and of the Nigerian Society of Engineers.

Mohammed Goje (Gombe Central)
Goje is a former governor of Gombe State and was the Chairman of the Senate Appropriations Committee in the 8th National Assembly. He had the intention of contesting the Senate presidency in 2019 until he was allegedly prevailed upon to drop his ambition by the cabal in the Presidential Villa for some obvious reasons.

Yusuf Yusuf (Taraba Central)

Yusuf is a member of the Caretaker/Extraordinary Convention Planning Committee of the APC. He was declared the winner of the seat in the Senate on September 29, 2015 after a tribunal sacked the PDP candidate, Bashir Marafa, who was earlier declared the winner of the seat.

Ibrahim Bomai (Yobe South)

The senator served as Deputy Director (Accounts) Office of the Accountant-General of the Federation on posting to the Federal Capital Territory Administration between 2005 and 2008.

Within the period, he served as the Auditor-General for the FCT area councils under the FCTA. Bomai was promoted to the position of Director of Treasury of the FCTA in 2008, a pivotal post he held until he retired from the civil service in August 2016.

Sahabi Ya’u (Zamfara North)

Senator Sahabi Ya’u defected from the PDP to APC on July 21, 2021. He said his decision was necessitated by the endemic crisis that engulfed the Zamfara State chapter of the PDP which led the national body to dissolve the state executive of the party.

Uba Sani (Kaduna Central)

The Kaduna State Governor, Mallam Nasir El-Rufai, appointed Sani as the Special Assistant (Political and Intergovernmental Affairs) in 2015. However, in 2019, Sani contested the Kaduna Central senatorial seat and won to succeed Senator Shehu Sani, who occupied the seat in the 8th Senate.

Elisha Abbo (Adamawa North)

Not much was known about this youngest member of the 9th Senate until a viral video about his alleged assault of a nursing mother at a sex toyshop in Abuja surfaced in 2019. The senator who was elected on the platform of the PDP recently defected to the APC.

Ahmad Kaita (Katsina North)

SaharaReporters alleged recently that Kaita, who was invited by his friend, Alhaji Mannir Talba, the Permanent Secretary of the Ministry of Commerce and Industry, to a wedding ceremony, met with disgrace as irate youths allegedly humiliated him. The online medium reported that the angry youths accused Kaita of inadequate representation of his constituents.

Adamu Aliero (Kebbi Central)

Aliero, a former governor of Kebbi State, was appointed the Minister of the Federal Capital Territory by the late President Umaru Yar’Adua in December 2008. He left office in March 2010 when the then acting President Goodluck Jonathan dissolved his cabinet.

Yahaya Abdullahi (Kebbi North)

Abdullahi is the current Leader of the Senate. He tried all means, including using the name of God to beg the Minority Leader, Enyinnaya Abaribe, to drop his insistence on using headcount to determine senators who were in support of electronic result transmission and those who were against it.

Yakubu Oseni (Kogi Central)

The senator was appointed by Kogi State Governor Yahaya Bello as the Executive Chairman of the Kogi State Internal Revenue Service from 2016 to 2018 before he resigned to contest the Senate seat in 2019.

Jibrin Isah (Kogi East)
Smart Adeyemi (Kogi West)

He was a former national president of the Nigeria Union of Journalists. He was elected senator on the platform of the PDP twice from 2007 to 2015. He lost to Senator Dino Melaye in 2015 and defected to the APC in 2019 to contest against Melaye, who had also defected to the PDP. Adeyemi lost the election but approached the tribunal. The court declared a supplementary poll which facilitated his return to the Senate.

Ibrahim Oloriegbe (Kwara Central)

The medical doctor, alias ‘giant killer,’ was announced the winner of the Kwara Central Senatorial District in 2019 which was occupied then by the erstwhile Senate President, Bukola Saraki.

Oloriegbe played a major role in the now controversial and crisis-ridden ‘O to ge’ struggle in 2019 aimed at eliminating political power wielded by the dynasty of the late Senator Olusola Saraki in Kwara State.

Oluremi Tinubu (Lagos Central)
Oluremi is the wife of the National Leader of the APC and former Lagos State governor, Asiwaju Bola Tinubu, who is unarguably the godfather of Lagos politics.

Solomon Adeola (Lagos West)

Popularly known as Yayi or Omo West, the Awori-Yewa senator is originally from Ogun State but has been representing Lagos West District since 2015 after his sojourn at the House of Representatives.

Tanko Al-Makura (Nasarawa North)

The former governor of Nasarawa State is said to be eyeing the National Chairmanship of the APC and is believed to have been mobilising massive support to realise his ambition.

Godiya Akwashiki (Nasarawa South)

The Senator was the Deputy Speaker of the Nasarawa State House of Assembly until 2019 when he got elected as a senator. A viral video of him shortly before the inauguration of the 9th National Assembly drew public attention to him. He was made the spokesperson of the Senate briefly before his replacement with Senator Ajibola Basiru.
Abdullahi Adamu (Nasarawa West)

The two-time governor of Nasarawa State has been in the Senate after his sojourn at the Government House. He has also been heading the Agriculture Committee of the red chamber. He is reportedly a big-time farmer in Nasarawa State.

Mohammed Musa (Niger East)

Musa sponsored the controversial social media bill and is said to be a major contractor for INEC. He reportedly supplied most electronic devices being used by the agency, including the card readers. His decision to vote against the electronic transmission of election results actually took many people by surprise. He is currently seeking to become the national chairman of the APC.

Aliyu Abdullahi (Niger North)

Abdullahi retired as a federal civil servant and joined active politics. He was the spokesperson for the 8th Senate. He became the Deputy Whip of the 9th Senate as a compensation for the role he played in the emergence of Senator Ahmad Lawan as Senate President. He sponsored the controversial hate speech bill which is still pending before the chamber.

Mohammed Enagi (Niger South)
Not much was known about the Quantity Surveyor who retired as a Director at the Central Bank of Nigeria before he joined active politics. He is not known for controversial issues.

Nora Dadu’ut (Plateau South)

Dadu’ut, a Professor of French, resigned as the Head of the Department of French at the University of Jos, Plateau State, and joined active politics. She joined the Senate in 2020 on the APC platform after she won a bye-election.
Religion / 6 Great Men Of God In The Bible Who Had Sidechicks. by ocloud81(m): 1:58pm On Jun 29, 2021
6 Great Men Of God In The Bible Who Had Sidechicks.

Many Christians who don't read their bibles do not know that there are some notable men of God in the Bible who had concubines(modern parlance for Sidechicks or Mistresses).

1. . ABRAHAM
But, Abraham, despite being married to Sarah had concubines. Genesis 25:6 tells us about Abraham's concubines. It reads, "But while he was still living, he gave gifts to the sons of HIS CONCUBINES and sent them away from his son Isaac to the land of the east."

However, Abraham did not leave his sons by his concubines empty handed. Hagar, who gave birth to Ishmael, Abraham's first son was also regarded as one of his concubines.

In 1 Chronicles 1:32. Keturah, Abraham's "other wife" after Sarah, is also referred to as his concubine. Apart from these two, we're not told of any other women who would have been considered Abraham's concubines.

2. GIDEON
Gideon also known as Jerubbaal and Jerubbesheth, was a military leader, judge and prophet

According to Judges 8:30-31, Gideon had a concubine who bored him a son. Verse 31 of Judges chapter 8 says, " Gideon had seventy sons of his own, for he had many wives. His concubine, who lived in Shechem, also bore him a son, whom he named Abimelek."

3. DAVID

Despite David being God's favourite man, he had concubines in addition to his wives. The Bible records that David had 10 unnamed Concubines . They are mentioned in 2 Samuel 15:16, 2 Samuel 16:22, and 2 Samuel 20:3.

4.SOLOMON
According to the biblical account, Solomon had 700 wives and 300 concubines

6. REHOBOAM

In 2 Chronicles 11:21, we are told that Rehoboam had 18 wives and 60 concubines. One of his sidechicks (concubines ) was called Maaka who was a daughter Absolom.

6. JACOB

According to the Bible book of Genesis, Jacob had a concubine called Bilhah. Genesis 29:29 describes her as Laban's handmaid, who was given to Rachel to be her handmaid on Rachel's marriage to Jacob. When Rachel failed to have children, Rachel gave Bilhah to Jacob as a concubine to bear him children.

My take;

Why did things suddenly change and our wives are now trying to demonize us whenever they hear about our side chick. I think we need to rewind dis matter and let our wives know that sidechicking is in our DNA which we inherited from our forefathers.
Am I communicating?

These things I am revealing to u, your pastors will not tell you o.

Let's share this until it gets to our wives. I am just trying to help our brothers o

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Politics / Re: Man Runs Away From His House In Lekki Lagos Over What He Saw (video) by ocloud81(m): 10:49am On Jun 13, 2021
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Health / Re: I Have Erectile Dysfunction And Its Really Affecting My Relationship. by ocloud81(m): 5:18am On Jun 13, 2021
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Politics / Re: Atiku And Soludo’s Campaign Posters Spotted In Abuja (Photo) by ocloud81(m): 9:14am On Jun 07, 2021
Simplyleo:

Seun, you need to start ascertaining the literacy levels of prospective members before allowing registration.

Up here is a case in point.

Imagine, even the headline clearly stated "posters", but what this one understands is that Atiku and Soludo were protesting in Abuja. angry

I tire ooooo.
Politics / Yoruba Nation Rally Happening Live In Osogbo by ocloud81(m): 10:32am On May 15, 2021
Yoruba Nation we move

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Autos / Car Fire Infano At Agunbelewo, Osogbo (pix) by ocloud81(m): 2:57pm On Jan 16, 2021
This incident happend this morning. A commercial taxi bus got burnt completely this morning. The fire agnited from below the car and took over the car before poeple could rescue.

Romance / Re: She Refunded The 10,000 Naira I Gave Her For Christmas by ocloud81(m): 8:15am On Dec 23, 2020
You created the monster in her by fending for her when she's got a source of income for herself. I will advise that you maintain your stand.

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Romance / Re: These Are The Reasons Some Guys Don't Have Girlfriends by ocloud81(m): 8:06am On Dec 23, 2020
SILENTandSMART2:
Kinda true and funny cheesy



moreover wetin fuel this writeup ?




smiley

I for won ask him sef
Romance / Re: The Moment You Cum\ejaculate How Do You Usually Feel(men&women) by ocloud81(m): 7:45pm On Nov 09, 2020
Hummmm see person way won learn oooo

Denique:
Here to learn from the elders...
Foreign Affairs / Re: South Africa Eases COVID-19 Lockdown by ocloud81(m): 8:16am On May 02, 2020
Lalasticlalabos:
I got a call from one multinational company i interviewed with 6 days before the commencement of the lockdown to resume work on April 6. I was later told that resumption date would be communicated to me after the pandemic issue is over as the company is working from home.
I pray with the latest development of job loss & cut in salary across most sector of the economy not to affect my resumption in Jesus name.
I pray for the mercy of God in my life and that although I'm a sinner, God should grant me favour and not let my joy be converted to sorrow & disappointment.
I pray this day and with the prayers of saints and well wishers that the work God started in my life will be completed with great success and that I'll testify.
I pray that history will not repeat itself in my life in Jesus name

Please pray for me. God bless you all

Favour will locate you IJN.

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Properties / Re: Noisy Sex: The Notice A Landlord Pasted At His House by ocloud81(m): 7:49pm On Apr 22, 2020
You own pussy don tear before ni?

Babythicksme17:
Baba landlord is jealous cos madam no dey scream.That scream alone turn guys on and they pound harder harder,dem fit tear pussy self because of that.. grin grin

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Business / Relief Promo by ocloud81(m): 6:59am On Apr 16, 2020
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Health / 91 Recovered Patients Test Positive For COVID-19 Again – KCDC by ocloud81(m): 3:43pm On Apr 10, 2020
91 recovered patients test positive for COVID-19 again – KCDC

More than 90 people who fully recovered from the novel coronavirus have tested positive for COVID-19 again, health authorities Seoul said on Friday.

The Korea Centers for Disease Control and Prevention said a total of 91 people had tested positive for the new coronavirus after they were released from quarantine.

KCDC Director-General Jeong Eun-kyeong said a viral test on such cases was underway, with the results expected at least two weeks later, unlike regular swab tests used to test for COVID-19 that shows results in a relatively shorter time.
Romance / Re: My Fiancee Was Caught Flirting With Her Ex On Whatsapp by ocloud81(m): 3:51pm On Feb 22, 2020
daddytime:
It is becoming really worrisome what relationships have turned into in this age.

People have, or are gradually losing the true essence of the word (relationship).

It is now a fad to bring to the social media, the slightest misunderstanding in a relationship. Misunderstandings that a good old tete a tete or heart2heart could have resolved in the confines of our bedrooms.

Wetin come dey happen my people?

Must we make a topic out of every situation, or seek the opinion/validation of complete strangers?

The world and lifestyle just dey get k-leg every day.

To the op,

How about you confront her on your findings to hear her defense to help you form a decision on the way forward.

The dud did the right thing. If you don't have any reasonable advise to give, pls close your mouth.
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I base in Osogbo, and I00% qualified for the post. Can I apply please?

Ammanny:
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6) Ensuring that the computer class remains free from food and drink at all times.

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-Prior experience as a Computer operator is an added advantage

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-Excellent presentation abilities.

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Romance / Notice Notice, Notice Moment Of Truth For The Ladies by ocloud81(m): 6:39am On Jan 12, 2020
Please Becareful...!!!

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NOTICE NOTICE, NOTICE
MOMENT OF TRUTH

If you are a single lady, please hear me loud and clear stop taking tablets or injection to prevent pregnancy, when you are still dating, how could you involve yourself in family planning when you are still single.
Don't you know that family planning is made only for the married couples who are no longer interested in having more kids.
Some ladies always take injection that last 6months or 1yr, One thing you don't know about these drugs is that they are only made to kill your eggs and immobilize your hormones and it weakens your circles,
if you would believe with me that since you started taken it , you have noticed that anytime you are to see your menses, it won't be as regular as it use to be,
sometimes these drugs will hold your menstruation for up to 3 to 4months before it will normalize again, You know exactly what am saying my dear.
I know some ladies may have been living this type of life for over 6 or 10yrs now.
You are single and in school but you prefer going into family planning when you know you are not married, my dear sister, you are calling yourself into a seriously Barrenness to come and take over your life in the nearest future.
And by that time your chewing gum boyfriend won't be there again for you, by now he will be going home with his new wife and children while you run from pillar to post in search of a child.
Superglue yourself. Even as am writing this now ,there are still millions of single ladies who are in the Universities carrying out Family planning ropes inside their womb. Just because I want to be the happening Girl in the campus.
Shame shame shame, such life does not last, am sorry to have exposed you but I have to tell you the truth.
Ladies, protect your eggs, protect your womb and protect your fetus.
Don't be angry and pls don't call me names, because am not feeling fine. but I have said my mind, in as much as I know that TRUTH IS BITTER

Business / Re: How Much Should I Budget, If I Want To open a Video Sales/rental Services by ocloud81(m): 9:47am On Jan 08, 2020
Thanks

bedfordng:
selling not bad but renting is not recommended due to internet. you may even get yourself spending cash often replacing video you rented out because some will not bring it back.

video renting business is old. it was buzz during the absence of mobile phone back then, not now. you may even get into trouble with producers due to copyright infringement
Business / How Much Should I Budget, If I Want To open a Video Sales/rental Services by ocloud81(m): 3:56pm On Jan 07, 2020
Hello fellow Nairalanders, I want to open a video sales/rental shop where I can sell video to customers and also lease to them. Am confused about how to start and how much amount of capital is needed to start. Plz is there anyone who can help me?
Tnx
Family / Re: Pregnant Woman Dies Of Snakebite From Snake In Toilet in Kaduna ( Photos) by ocloud81(m): 7:56am On Jan 04, 2020
illicit:

why take home what's not yours in the first place

Next time that will teach her lesson. Olojukoko Obirin
Romance / Re: I Am Tired Of Nigerian Ladies (hilarious) by ocloud81(m): 3:57pm On Jan 02, 2020
Will you keep quite. Is that how you class yourself?

Thegeneralqueen:
At least she has class she's not cheap

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Romance / Re: Why Do Guys Like Going Down On Women? by ocloud81(m): 3:57am On Dec 24, 2019
victorian:








In your dreams angry


Why will I insult my beloved mom? Because of dick?

U never ready!

I guess haven't experience one.
Politics / Re: Aisha Buhari Supports Yahaya Bello’s Second Term Bid, Gets Blasted (photos) by ocloud81(m): 4:42am On Nov 16, 2019
Aisha Buhari disproved her statement with the sign. Which means 1+0. Even Yahaya Bello sees it and I believe he knows what it means.

Romance / Re: Stop Giving Us Money Before Marriage - Lady Cautions Men by ocloud81(m): 12:06pm On Feb 28, 2019
Try to be independent and stop waiting until that munu guy spends his hard earned money on you. author=Ihatelove post=76215525]
Stay away from such men. Their love na only for mouth sad[/quote]
Romance / Re: Stop Giving Us Money Before Marriage - Lady Cautions Men by ocloud81(m): 12:04pm On Feb 28, 2019
I know ladies like you will not see any sense in what she just said.
Simplep:
Mumu...many guys will sleep on this thread
Another opportunity for them to bash women
Politics / Governor Of Central Bank Taking Order From Pmb Cabal by ocloud81(m): 7:52am On Jan 14, 2019
This is the Governor of the Central Bank of Nigeria, ⁦He is bowing down to receive instructions from Samaila Isa Funtua, a member of the cabal controlling If you thought lied, I hope this photo convinces you.

Phones / Re: Pls How Much Does It Cost And How Can I Create A Website by ocloud81(m): 5:11pm On Jan 12, 2019
I also need the same thing but mine will be for E-marketing and and others.Plz chat me up on 08111061072. i need it ASAP

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