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Politics / Re: Obasanjo , ANDY UBA AND THE EFCC WHAT NEXT by Odeku(m): 8:30pm On Nov 10, 2006
I am reading up on this issue, its funny how the girlfriend is denying any involvement. my Questions are IS SHE AN ILLITERATE?
How long has she been in the state?

any LAW ENFORCEMENT AGENCY can call the court house and get access to the pea bargain documents. I am waiting to see what step EFCC takes in this case before I bring out my Knife and Merchine guns.

This guy should be be question and it will only be credible if OBJ send this guy to EFCC to explain. the Nigerians all over the world want to know what happen on that trip.
Politics / Re: Judiciary The Toothless Bull Dog Is Beginnig To Have Some Teeth by Odeku(m): 8:22pm On Nov 10, 2006
the only question i have is WHO WROTE THE LAWs
Politics / Re: Ibb, Nigeria's Next President by Odeku(m): 8:15pm On Nov 10, 2006
nilla na wettin now?


When that DONGO YARO dey insult me you turn the left cheek, now that i'm giving him a dose of his medicine you rectifying me


abeg its too cold here today
Forum Games / Re: Hot Hangout Spot by Odeku(m): 8:09pm On Nov 10, 2006
DADA, I hope I said that right



I dey better now getting warm
Nairaland / General / Re: For Lauryn And Uche by Odeku(m): 8:08pm On Nov 10, 2006
or else wetin now? u dey there when i put her leg for my neck and she dey scream like japanies soldier?



i do tell you all that isiewu she eat dey show now
Forum Games / Re: Who Has The Highest Post? by Odeku(m): 8:07pm On Nov 10, 2006
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Forum Games / Re: Who Has The Highest Post? by Odeku(m): 8:06pm On Nov 10, 2006
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Forum Games / Re: Love It Or Hate It by Odeku(m): 8:02pm On Nov 10, 2006
NADA




RED
Forum Games / Re: Hot Hangout Spot by Odeku(m): 8:01pm On Nov 10, 2006
chineke this pickin don make me cry this cold day
Forum Games / Re: Hot Hangout Spot by Odeku(m): 7:58pm On Nov 10, 2006
what aboyt me una no see me
Forum Games / Re: Who Has The Highest Post? by Odeku(m): 7:55pm On Nov 10, 2006
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Forum Games / Re: Who Has The Highest Post? by Odeku(m): 7:51pm On Nov 10, 2006
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Forum Games / Re: Who Has The Highest Post? by Odeku(m): 7:51pm On Nov 10, 2006
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Forum Games / Re: Love It Or Hate It by Odeku(m): 7:50pm On Nov 10, 2006
hate it





BOLI and PEA NUT
Forum Games / Re: Love It Or Hate It by Odeku(m): 7:47pm On Nov 10, 2006
chi free stop smoking herb





mango
Politics / Re: Ibb, Nigeria's Next President by Odeku(m): 7:44pm On Nov 10, 2006
I can't comprehend how some JOKER and bigots in this country Nigeria even think of IBB

answer. they were only kids sucking on the saggy bitter tits of their mom when IBB was dribbling us left and right.
Politics / Re: Obasanjo , ANDY UBA AND THE EFCC WHAT NEXT by Odeku(m): 7:34pm On Nov 10, 2006
Boy let me tell you something, when you enter a car do you search everyone on board?

the answer is No
It's possible MR presido is not aware of this mess and to make things right, he should subject this crook to full investigation
and hand him over to the EFCC and let them send him to KIRIKIRI

the question we should be asking is where did he get the money from? is his father IBB? is he not a civil servant? this are question we should be asking, and I will be glad if this guy goes to jail man.
Jokes Etc / Questions by Odeku(m): 7:18pm On Nov 10, 2006
1. A murderer is condemned to death. He has to choose between three rooms.The first is full of raging fires, the second is full of assassins with loaded guns, and the third is full of lions that haven't eaten in 3 years. Which room is safest for him?

2. A woman shoots her husband. Then she holds him under water for over 5 minutes. Finally, she hangs him. But 5 minutes later they both go out together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together. How can this be?

3. There are two plastic jugs filled with water. How could you put all of this water into a barrel, without using the jugs or any dividers, and still tell which water came from which jug?

4. What is black when you buy it, red when you use it, and gray when you throw it away?

5. Can you name three consecutive days without using the words Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, or Sunday?

6. This is an unusual paragraph. I'm curious how quickly you can find out what is so unusual about it. It looks so plain you would think nothing was wrong with it. In fact, nothing is wrong with it! It is unusual though. Study it, and think about it, but you still may not find anything odd. But if you work at it a bit, you might find out.

See the answers below,




















Answers:

1. The third. Lions that haven't eaten in three years are dead.

2. The woman was a photographer. She shot a picture of her husband, developed it, and hung it up to dry.

3. Freeze them first. Take them out of the jugs and put the ice in the barrel. You will be able to tell which water came from which jug.

4. The answer is Charcoal.

5. Sure you can: Yesterday, Today, and Tomorrow!

6. The letter "e," which is the most common letter in the English language, does not appear once in the long paragraph.
Jokes Etc / New Ceo by Odeku(m): 7:16pm On Nov 10, 2006
A company, feeling it was time for a shake-up, hires a new CEO. This new boss is determined to rid the company of all slackers. On a tour of the facilities, the CEO notices a guy leaning on a wall. The room is full of workers and he wants to let them know he means business!

The CEO walks up to the guy and asks, "And how much money do you make a week?"

A little surprised, the young fellow looks at him and replies, "I make $300.00 a week. Why?"

The CEO then hands the guy $1,200 in cash and screams, "Here's four weeks pay, now GET OUT and don't come back!"

Feeling pretty good about his first firing, the CEO looks around the room and asks, "Does anyone want to tell me what that goof-off did here?"

With a sheepish grin, one of the other workers mutters, "Pizza delivery guy from Domino's.
Forum Games / Re: Who Has The Highest Post? by Odeku(m): 7:14pm On Nov 10, 2006
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Forum Games / Re: Who Has The Highest Post? by Odeku(m): 7:13pm On Nov 10, 2006
nilla what are you talking about,

I've never cheated


outcast warn dem abeg



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Politics / Re: Would You Vote For IBB (Babangida) In 2007? by Odeku(m): 7:07pm On Nov 10, 2006
I am positive and 100% sure Duke will do a fantastic job
Politics / Re: Donald Duke For 2007 Presidency? by Odeku(m): 7:05pm On Nov 10, 2006
Thank God I have people trying to educate my dude BIGB1. This ALhaji has lost his mind long time ago. now I will take the back seat and watch him distroy himself.
Crime / Re: Canadian-nigerian Olympic Wrestler-philanthropist Stabbed In Yenagoa by Odeku(m): 5:45pm On Nov 10, 2006
OLD NEWS where have you been
Forum Games / Re: Who Has The Highest Post? by Odeku(m): 5:41pm On Nov 10, 2006
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Forum Games / Re: Who Has The Highest Post? by Odeku(m): 5:40pm On Nov 10, 2006
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Forum Games / Re: Who Has The Highest Post? by Odeku(m): 5:40pm On Nov 10, 2006
some one pissing u off?




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Forum Games / Re: Who Has The Highest Post? by Odeku(m): 5:33pm On Nov 10, 2006
computer messing up now, too hot




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Forum Games / Re: Who Has The Highest Post? by Odeku(m): 5:28pm On Nov 10, 2006
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Forum Games / Re: Who Has The Highest Post? by Odeku(m): 5:24pm On Nov 10, 2006
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Forum Games / Re: Who Has The Highest Post? by Odeku(m): 5:24pm On Nov 10, 2006
is that so, well love me from here




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