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I am reading up on this issue, its funny how the girlfriend is denying any involvement. my Questions are IS SHE AN ILLITERATE? How long has she been in the state? any LAW ENFORCEMENT AGENCY can call the court house and get access to the pea bargain documents. I am waiting to see what step EFCC takes in this case before I bring out my Knife and Merchine guns. This guy should be be question and it will only be credible if OBJ send this guy to EFCC to explain. the Nigerians all over the world want to know what happen on that trip. |
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the only question i have is WHO WROTE THE LAWs |
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nilla na wettin now? When that DONGO YARO dey insult me you turn the left cheek, now that i'm giving him a dose of his medicine you rectifying me abeg its too cold here today |
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DADA, I hope I said that right I dey better now getting warm |
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or else wetin now? u dey there when i put her leg for my neck and she dey scream like japanies soldier? i do tell you all that isiewu she eat dey show now |
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NADA RED |
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chineke this pickin don make me cry this cold day |
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what aboyt me una no see me |
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hate it BOLI and PEA NUT |
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chi free stop smoking herb mango |
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I can't comprehend how some JOKER and bigots in this country Nigeria even think of IBB answer. they were only kids sucking on the saggy bitter tits of their mom when IBB was dribbling us left and right. |
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Boy let me tell you something, when you enter a car do you search everyone on board? the answer is No It's possible MR presido is not aware of this mess and to make things right, he should subject this crook to full investigation and hand him over to the EFCC and let them send him to KIRIKIRI the question we should be asking is where did he get the money from? is his father IBB? is he not a civil servant? this are question we should be asking, and I will be glad if this guy goes to jail man. |
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1. A murderer is condemned to death. He has to choose between three rooms.The first is full of raging fires, the second is full of assassins with loaded guns, and the third is full of lions that haven't eaten in 3 years. Which room is safest for him? 2. A woman shoots her husband. Then she holds him under water for over 5 minutes. Finally, she hangs him. But 5 minutes later they both go out together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together. How can this be? 3. There are two plastic jugs filled with water. How could you put all of this water into a barrel, without using the jugs or any dividers, and still tell which water came from which jug? 4. What is black when you buy it, red when you use it, and gray when you throw it away? 5. Can you name three consecutive days without using the words Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, or Sunday? 6. This is an unusual paragraph. I'm curious how quickly you can find out what is so unusual about it. It looks so plain you would think nothing was wrong with it. In fact, nothing is wrong with it! It is unusual though. Study it, and think about it, but you still may not find anything odd. But if you work at it a bit, you might find out. See the answers below, Answers: 1. The third. Lions that haven't eaten in three years are dead. 2. The woman was a photographer. She shot a picture of her husband, developed it, and hung it up to dry. 3. Freeze them first. Take them out of the jugs and put the ice in the barrel. You will be able to tell which water came from which jug. 4. The answer is Charcoal. 5. Sure you can: Yesterday, Today, and Tomorrow! 6. The letter "e," which is the most common letter in the English language, does not appear once in the long paragraph. |
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A company, feeling it was time for a shake-up, hires a new CEO. This new boss is determined to rid the company of all slackers. On a tour of the facilities, the CEO notices a guy leaning on a wall. The room is full of workers and he wants to let them know he means business! The CEO walks up to the guy and asks, "And how much money do you make a week?" A little surprised, the young fellow looks at him and replies, "I make $300.00 a week. Why?" The CEO then hands the guy $1,200 in cash and screams, "Here's four weeks pay, now GET OUT and don't come back!" Feeling pretty good about his first firing, the CEO looks around the room and asks, "Does anyone want to tell me what that goof-off did here?" With a sheepish grin, one of the other workers mutters, "Pizza delivery guy from Domino's. |
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nilla what are you talking about, I've never cheated outcast warn dem abeg 241 |
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I am positive and 100% sure Duke will do a fantastic job |
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Thank God I have people trying to educate my dude BIGB1. This ALhaji has lost his mind long time ago. now I will take the back seat and watch him distroy himself. |
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OLD NEWS where have you been |
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some one pissing u off? 238 |
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computer messing up now, too hot 237 |
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is that so, well love me from here 234 |
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