u try sha.... thumps up...

Here are 3 questions,

Q1 : A Father offered a gift to his Daughter and told her.........
i.   If you feel hungry, you may eat it.
ii. If you feel thirsty, you may drink it.
iii. If you feel cold, you may burn it.
So, what is that gift d father presented to his daughter ?

Your Ans :

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Q2 : There is an item / object which .........
i.   If it is dry, it weighs 2 kgs.
ii. If it is wet, it weighs 1 kg.
iii. If it is burned, it weighs 3 kgs.

Your Ans :

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Q3 : What is it that comes :
i.   Once in a year.
ii.  Twice in a month.
iii. Four times in a week.
iv. Six times  in a day.

Your Ans :

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wow.... serious

Just waking up..... will comment later

Good to hear..... We saw pictures wen he was leaving. Can we picture of his arrival??

How were they admitting before the commencement of post UME??
SCRAP.......

Mediapace:
You are told to come for an interview and you went there 5am and they told you the job is meant for ladies

funny

Mediapace:
You are told to come for an interview and you went there 5am and they told you the job is meant for ladies

funny

vivy4uall:
Double of 99 is 198. Half of 198 is 99 and the number 198 exceeds its half 99 by 99. The number therefore is 198. Same goes to every other number because the double of a number exceeds its half by half of it. Thanks.

Pls go back to ur secondary school and collect ur change......

ElectGINeer:
Please a kindhearted nairalander
66039970GI
I don't have a means.
Thanks

still saying file doesn't exit after i downloaded it. i don't think ure rescheduled.

I followed the steps and even downloaded but its not opening. Its saying the file does not exit.

As in......... na must.......... the plane must crash

JOKE OF THE WEEK!!! A man and his wife were traveling to Italy by air, as they were at the peak of the journey, the pilot announced that: “Ladies and gentlemen, we are sorry to announce that one of the engines has stopped working while the remaining one is not functioning as required therefore, we may crash in a few minutes from now. We advise that everyone should reconcile with God and settle every issues that need to be settled.” At that point, Mr. Manji touched his wife Ellista and said “Honey, please forgive me ooooo, your sister Simi that stays with us is my sex machine, we had several abortions she has even planned to poison you on our returned from Italy so that the both of us will elope for the U.S.A please find a place in heart to forgive me. She responded “No problem dear” She continue, “since it’s a confession moment, let me also confess. Please you must also forgive me oooo, John and Esther among our three children are not your biological children. Your biological child is Victoria the rest belong to Eti Your best friend. You also remember you were rubbed by arm rubbers last year?” He answered “Yes I remember” she continues “I actually set you up by some gangs who rubbed you because I needed to pay for my boy-friend Albrass’ tuition fee. He got admission in Oxford University in England. Even now as we are talking, I have arranged for your death through hired assassins on our return.” Mr. manji responded “no problem I have forgiven you.” Meanwhile as the confessions were going on, the pilot announced again. “Ladies and gentlemen, is like you people are powerful men/women of faith because, God has answered your prayers, thetwo engines are perfectly ok and we are sure of safe landing” At that point, the whole passengers became mute instead of celebrating the good news. One of the passengers shouted “Pilot, Pilot, this plane must crash ooooooo or we will crash the plane” everybody shouted “YES oooooooo” Dont laugh alone. Kindly share and put a smile on someones face

iconSAGE1:
Man's inhumanity to man, U're winning 3-0 u still carry messi put [sup][/sup]

lol.....

I thought they must pass through U20 before going to U23?

ChappyChase:
Truth be told this scarcity no dey even affect me..
*dodge slap*
Wait nau no rush, I no get car, I No get generator, I trek to work so watin I wan use fuel do?

U no dey chop. Dont worry very soon it will reflect in the prices of food stuff.

nig 1. swa 0 claim it by faith...

I am interested pls. 07031261284 Tochukwu

menesheh:



New ignorant. New limits reach.


What did god said about Bermuda triangle ?

Anything atall you don't understand is god. God is indirectly seizing our ships and airplane through Bermuda triangle right?

I can't imagine why faith breeds low critical thinking ability and rub people of "knowing" curiosity.


Why can't you limit your obsession about god in the religion section.

whatever ur belief is it doesn't change d fact that an unseen powerful being exists. U re not doing him good by believing rather u do urself a great good...

good

good

good

Ok, we are waiting

we are waiting

good

[quote author=Smooyis post=37800670]AIT is showing it [/quote
which ait??

good, wish them d best.

good

No, I ve a friend that his sister is a victim but i doubt if those girls are still alive. How are they fed? Maybe they ve been taken as slaves to another country

Too long, i need summary pls.......