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Romance / Re: Nigerian Lady Slams Couples Having Sex In This Heat Period by ofunne(f): 1:38pm On Mar 06, 2016
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Business To Business / Re: For Dat Glowing Skin by ofunne(f): 10:20pm On May 14, 2013
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Business To Business / Re: Packaged Shea Butter Distributors by ofunne(f): 12:14am On May 11, 2013
Plz am interested in d shaebutter here is my emaill addy vicraphael7@gmail.com
Business To Business / For Dat Glowing Skin by ofunne(f): 11:41pm On May 10, 2013
I mix creams for anyone dat is interested in having dia skin 2 or 3 shades lighter,u will have a lighten skin colour with even tone not here being dark and anoda place being fair for dose interested email me at vicraphael7@gmail.com a trial will convince u.
Health / Benefits Of Zobo Made Without Sugar by ofunne(f): 2:31pm On Feb 24, 2013
Hisbiscus drink or zobo drink is a delicious drink we have all come across in schools,hospitals,in d market and so and is really nice especially when its cold but do u know dat zobo drink can be used to lower cholestrol from d body and also aids in weight loss,how u ask?when making ur zobo next time make sure u add lots of ginger and garlic and den boil dem all together and den seive and drink it either cold or hot without sugar take dis daily for a month and u will see a big difference.

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Romance / Re: Moments You Look Foward 2 With Your boyfriend/girlfriend or partner? by ofunne(f): 12:09pm On Apr 21, 2012
hawtin:

please stop flattering your ugly self. why are u always making a big deal out of your threads. you would create a thread, tell members your threads are the best, ask them if they like it, or request that it should make frontpage. You are the only op that opens a thread, seeks praise from members and gives herself self praise all the time. There was a time we were bombarded with your virgin threads as if we can open your legs and confirm you are one, I wont be surprised the well you call a virgin hole. It only shows you are a classless ugly insecure low life in real life. Just like u bragged about having a rich father or so...who gives a damn about that. A lot of members are self sufficient too but dont blow their horns, other members come here to catch fun. Don't mistake my catching trips and humoring members for uselessness because in real life, I bet I am way better than you in looks, brains, qualifications everything. So how about you go fu~ck yourself it is about time, you need a good fu~ck always opening threads every hour for attention since men aint looking your way in real life. One advantage of nl is that ape like deformed poor misinformed dullards can parade themselves as important personalities, reason being its a faceless forum.
choi! Dis ur insult ehn na wa ooooooo,if na me I for go hug transformer or beta still bokoharam leader!!!.
Romance / Re: Why Do Women Want Only Men With Money? by ofunne(f): 6:47pm On Jun 30, 2008
abeg poverty they jare,we need money 2 clean ourselves up,even d cunt and plz broke guys stp complaining wen u guys have money u will satrt treating women like shit.ladies rid eon cause i will definetely chop d magas money.plz note no guy should start sending mesages 2 me telling me he is rich cause i wnt fucking buy it.
Romance / Re: Nigerian Guys Cannot French Kiss! by ofunne(f): 6:26pm On Jun 30, 2008
yeah i think naija guys cant kiss at all if they arent pouring spit in ur mouth,they are biting ur mouth in a horrible way till it swells up or they are making stupid disgusting noise with their mouth and i sooooooooo like love french kising am one of the best if i might add,guys abeg try instead instead of trying 2 plunge in2 a cunt dat is f**king dry.
TV/Movies / Re: Most Annoying Nigerian Actors/Actresses by ofunne(f): 5:56pm On Nov 05, 2007
i have been lauging my eyes out since i read dis topic.mine is hanks anuku-i mean i dnt understand wats with d weird looks and accent,a big turn off 4 me. ini edo-em,d indecent dressings and she overreacts wen shes acting.fake accent also. jim iyke-i dnt understand how some dat came 4rm suleja in abuja would be speaking all those big grammar in films and lying alos in his interviews about how he travelled alova d world!.nkem owoh-i wish some1 could stupid he looks and sounds wen acting, tony umez-idiotic face and foolish lip movement. maureen solomn-plz go and replace does teeth dat fell of from ur gum cause i dnt find it funny having 2 watch those spaces in ur mouth.caroline ekanme-wat are u feeling like,are u d only half-caste around?, so many but dat will be all 4 now and oh! b4 i 4get emeka ike i sooooo dnt like his gutz.
TV/Movies / Re: Ini Edo the Best? by ofunne(f): 5:45pm On Nov 05, 2007
i have always known dere was something about ini edo dat wasnt rite dat just wouldnt make her rub shoulders with d likes of genevive and omotola,till i saw her wen they were shooting a film in abuja.fine!she is pretty but she is so f**king local,she clears her throat like an illetrate,she quarrels unecessarily,she aint friendly except 2 sugardaddies dat will take her 2 london and squander money on her.i cant imagine her going 2 clubx in abuja(a rugged club)with tuface and jim iyke and they were all looked so stupid and naked girls were dancing 4 dem in d vip section and tuface was busy spraying money inside their pussys,i saw it live and direct.with all dis and mur i dnt think ini edo has got wat it takes 2 be like omotola or genevive,dey born am well!!!!!!!!!.so plz 4get about ini.let me be d first 2 spread dis rumour i think its no mur d koko master dat is giving it 2 ini but our 4 instance guy,u ddnt hear it 4rm my mouth ooooo!.
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: In Search of a Decent Girl in Nigeria by ofunne(f): 3:20pm On May 07, 2006
i really dnt kno why nigerian guys are complaining about findin it difficult 2 get a decent girl?i think its all their fault,she could even be right under ur nose but you wont notice because u are busy lookin at d girl with d fine shape,sexy legs and stretch marks,fat,blemish free girl,u think dey are d best and u go after dem,den wen dey turn out 2 be wat dey are not u start complaining and give all d ladies in nigeria d name[undecent].and plz 4 those guys dat really dnt have anything 2 say except 2 say girls are useless and dey are not worth ur time i suggest and advice dat u, SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! okay,its not anybody's fault dat u were being used and dumped. angry angry angry
Nairaland / General / Re: Share Your Most Embarassing Moments by ofunne(f): 4:05pm On Apr 28, 2006
grin grin,i've had a lot of embrassin moments but i will just give only two.
there was dis day i went 2 church,d sermon was about 2 start and d pastor told us 2 go round and greet everybody,i was feelin like one big chick and greeting everybody like one,suddenly an usher called me and was like ur skirt is stained i was oh am sure is d dust 4rm d chair and she was like no ur skirt is stained with blood[I WAS ON MY MENSES AND I DDNT KNO]i was like oh my GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!it was as if d ground should open up and swallow me up,i left my bible and my bag and ran home i was 222222 ashamed to enter d church and take my tins,since den i stopped going 2 dat church i had 2 change 2 another church.
den d second was about dis stupid cough i had,u kno all dis kind of cough dat wen u cough, it would sound like one loud ugly monster,so i went with a frend 4 a get 2 getHer and at a time wen we were eatin d cough started,i tryed holdin it[which even worsend everytin ]but it couldnt stay inside 4 long and i coughed with so much force dat everybody turned and looked at me as if i had tuberclousis and d annoying tin was dat one fine bloke dat i was eyein advised dat i should have taken cough medicine b4 cumin,i was like GREAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!! tongue tongue angry cheesy
Celebrities / Re: Does Ini Edo Have A Boyfriend? by ofunne(f): 6:51pm On Apr 26, 2006
srry i got dis topic confused with the other topic of who in d both of dem[ini and gene]has a better shape.well let me answer now 2 these topic. DUH!!!!!!!!!wat do u think she is a nun?of course she has a boyfrend but i dnt kno who,plz anyone dat has a correct info on who she is goin out should be bizzy-body enough 2 tell us.
Celebrities / Re: Does Ini Edo Have A Boyfriend? by ofunne(f): 6:46pm On Apr 26, 2006
angry abeg make we hear word orik or wat is dat ur name,na u sabi,if u kno u dnt have anytin positive 2 say about dem den, and stp makin noise about how u have datin white,black,monkey,rabbit,chicken et cetera.okay in shape i think its genevive not ini,ini has so much fat 4rm her neck dwn 2 her bakassi. undecided
Romance / Re: Kissing And Farting ! Lol ( If Was Kissing And Your Kissing Partner Farts : ) by ofunne(f): 6:11pm On Apr 26, 2006
grin grin grin oh my godddd!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! its just 2 funny,i would just laugh and wait 4 d smell 2 ease b4 i continue.but its kindof embrassing oooooooo!i hope it dosent happen 2 me.
Romance / Re: If You Find Your Lover Kissing & Cuddling Your Best Friend by ofunne(f): 7:02pm On Apr 25, 2006
men!i dunno,i could join dem[just kiddin],i would be so speechless, hurt and dat would be d end of d f***kin relationship. cry
Celebrities / Re: Angelina Jolie dumps Brad Pitt by ofunne(f): 5:49pm On Apr 21, 2006
RUMOURS!RUMOURS!RUMOURS!
NA WA OOO!were did u get dat kind of powerful lie 4rm shocked shocked shocked,its all lies,she is pregnant with brad's baby and rite now dey are in nambia,she is goin 2 give birth 2 her baby dere,she say she loves nambia and dat is were she wants her child 2 be born.so were did she now see d almighty wyclef jean.
I BOW OOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
PS:SHE WILL BE GIVIN BIRTH NXT MONTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Music/Radio / Re: Shakira's New Video: Hips Don't Lie by ofunne(f): 4:56pm On Apr 21, 2006
oh my gosh i loooooooove shakira,especially her new video"my hips dnt tell a lie"its soooo hot,i almost dislocated my hips tryin 2 get those moves,so u see all ya anti-shakiraist,shakira is d best wen it cum 2 dancing. grin
Music/Radio / Re: Beyonce vs Shakira: Who Can Dance Better? by ofunne(f): 5:51pm On Apr 20, 2006
shakira dances beta,beyonce just trys 2 show how big her butt is or how sexy her lips are,nuthin much.you need 2 check out shakira's new video with wyclef jean"my hips dont tell a lie"men!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! she is da bomb.
Romance / Re: My Life Partner Is Gay by ofunne(f): 2:55pm On Apr 19, 2006
i feel so srry 4 u,but am glad u found out on time,my dear girl dnt thnk dat u will be able 2 change him or counsellors or watever will change him,nuthin will, so d best 2 do is take off fast b4 its 2 late and u have 2 strt fastin and goin 4 unecessary night vigils.
good luck.
Education / Re: The Best University In Nigeria? by ofunne(f): 2:41pm On Apr 19, 2006
em, srry emmy 4 askin u dis qstn but wat busy has d best university in nigeria in d romance sector? undecided
Celebrities / Re: Angelina Jolie, Husband Snatcher: Guilty Or Not Guilty? by ofunne(f): 10:19am On Apr 15, 2006
u guys should stp hatin,remember no humanbeing is perfect,yeah,yeah i kno jolie fuckd up by gettin pregnant immediately 4 brad dat was 2 bad,but u guys should remember dat dere's no way d pitt-aniston relationship would have lasted because he wanted a family and she ddnt,she still wanted 2 pursue her career.den jolie seduced pitt with her human symphathy[tell me how many hollywood stars would adopt a black child and also an asian child 2 be their own even though she can give birth naturally ?!!!!!!!!!!!! abeg 4 dat one wey she do i don 4give am] . its just one of those tins dat happen in hollywood.and anybody dat makes fun of those adopted children is gonna have 2 cum thru meeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!
Celebrities / Re: Your Celebrity Dream Dates: Names Please! by ofunne(f): 9:43am On Apr 15, 2006
mmmmh!i have a crush on desmond eliot aaaaaaaaaaaaaahhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! sean paul,john malkovich,johntravolta,bradpitt,ramsey noah,50cent,johnlegend and not 2 4get chestnut morris.
Romance / Re: I Snatched Someone's Boyfriend: Now He Has Gone Back by ofunne(f): 7:06pm On Apr 07, 2006
srry i mistook her name 4 rossy.rossy its okay its one of those but remember wat goes around cums around so u beta repent of ur evil ways and Bleep life!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! cool
Romance / Re: I Snatched Someone's Boyfriend: Now He Has Gone Back by ofunne(f): 7:04pm On Apr 07, 2006
u fuckin bitch[bree]am so upset u called rhoda or watever her name is such a name,i wnt 4give u.do u want 2 tell me u havent done sumtin worse dan dis ,plzzzz mind how u talk if not u gonna have 2 answer thru me miss 2 goody shoes-holier dan thou-virgin claimin and no boyfrend stealer claimin bitch. srry guys i just couldnt resist tellin her my mind. smiley

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