sukkot: SO this is a true story.i swear down. so i am in one of these estates in lekki and this single woman moved in. i would say early thirties. so anyway to cut long story short we became acquaintances. anyway she needed something and came to my place for the first time. what i noticed as soon as she came to my place was that the motor and wiring of my fan just caught fire and started smoking. basically the fan just got destroyed on the spot. so i knew this girl had unusual frequencies around her. her aura frequencies fried my fan but i tried to move on from that event and started avoiding the lady but somehow i couldnt completely avoid her as she is always asking if i could give her a lift to one place or the other as she is not mobile but i am always coming up with excuses but this particular day my excuses ran out. and i was forced to oblige. anyway so my car can run from one end of the lekki corridor to the other end in 10 minutes ( alright a slight exaggeration lol but the point is the car is fierce. ). so i gave this woman a ride and the next day the car started shaking anyhow like someone that has malaria fever and covid mixed together. the shaking becomes extremely violent when you are braking especially when the AC is on. so i am forced to switch off the AC anytime i want to brake and this is very often so basically the driving experience became tedious. one time i even attempted to drive the whole day without turning the ac on because the shaking is not as violent if the ac is off but that day was a very miserable experience. anyway so after about 3 weeks of this suffering i finally found the time to go to the mechanic. after going through the car he said something unusual has happened, all 4 of my spark plugs and my 2 ignition coils were burnt. that the smell of the burn is so strong. and thats why the car was shaking like eko ( agidi ). so basically guys what happened was that this witches frequency on the day she got into my car burnt up the ignition coil and spark plugs just how she burnt up the wire and motor of my fan the first day she came over. anyway the guy replaced the ignition coils and all 4 spark plugs and the car is FIERCE again. AWA FIERCE. now i just completely avoid this lady. guys beware of witch frequencies. i no fit shout
The smell of the burn was so strong but you drove the car for 3 weeks but didn't perceive this strong smell, weldon
Redomi: Good morning nairalanders, I have known this girl from my secondary school days, she was my junior though are not dating then, even we don't do normal talking. 5 years ago we meet again, and we started talking, them issue of relationship came in, we started dating before finalizing the marriage rite last year, shortly after we had our first baby. I have been doing everything to pleased this girl including going to market to buy foodstuffs, gave her little money to start a provision shop, though she has some money she saved during her NYSC days,she added everything together and open the shop. To cut the story short, I have a betting shop and I'm also into poultry business, there was Newcastle outbreak in my farm, I lost all my chicken, so I used to borrow money from her sometimes and I paid back on Monday when I get my weekly commission as a betting agent. I noticed she has been bossy over me since I'm broke, there was a day she sized my phone last week cos I couldn't pay the 25k I owe her, I paid her 16k out of it, I later have to tell her to take the half bag if rice we just bought the previous day so that she can sell and gu e me my phone, after few hours she later gave me the phone. Fast forward to what happen, I finished eating almost 11pm yesterday, and I'm feeling dizzy and I told her to stand up and let me sleep in the chair, she shouted on me on top of her voice, I got angry and ask if she is alright, them I challenge her that I have been noticing she had wlbeen bossy, she is now the husband and I'm the wife, mind you, she has never help me with laundry since last year August, I have been washing all my clothes myself, including cooking, I do most of the cooking , etc The issue got into a heat argument yesterday night, she started saying things that wasn't pleasing to hearing, she said "the debt I'm in is what will kill me" "I'm an unfortunate being" "all men are useless except his son" "that I will never be successful" etc
But she said something that made me stand up and beeged the neighbors to allow me sleep with them, she said "She will still stab me to death" or "she will poison me to death"
U started it all, u day go market for your wife? As in she'll be at home while you go to the market? You do the cooking as well as laundry? Do you wash her undies? Them swear for you? Guy man up and take charge of your home, you broke financially u still broke for sense? Send her packing if she can't accord you the respect you deserve as her husband.
He took them to a club armed. He is an accessory to murder.
End of.
What murder? Na u kill them? Them day correct u you day rake, guys that are alive are who are alive are who you're calling dead, get your fact before you come online
RichProminent: I'm 39 years old and am yet to settle.I run a remote and online business in addition to my work.
I have a niece (daughter of my cousin brother) who lives with one of my relatives.Last two months I travelled home and that was the first time we met.
She's 16 years and in ss2 while am a graduate.We plan to settle together when she's done with school but my family members are pushing back.How do I do?
She's my only option and I can't break up with her.
Bro you sure sha say u day ok? 16 years old daughter of your cousin? You're not just a paedophile but a sick one, that is double palava, I hope your folks take you for treatment soon.
Johndagr8t: please guys y'all know that I bleach my skin and I love it,but there is something really bothering me now 'my nose' I really think I need a correctional surgery to put it in shape,coz I really don't like it especially when am angry.
Come oh, u nor get anything to do aside posting yourself on nairaland? Please get something useful to do with yourself, you get older as each day goes by.
StagethemTVee: The King of Iba Town, Oba Sulaimon Adesina Raji popularly known as Jafo, shows of a King size gold chain he wore to a recent event while enjoying good music and dancing gbefun with some female dancers.
It's so sad that she's not even up to 30, and she has been sent out of this world in such a manner.
Wether husband or wife, run away from domestic violence.
Witnessed a patients death today in A&E( Accident and Emergency). A young Lady that died from hypovolemic shock due to traumatic brain injury as a result of assault (domestic violence). She had 4 cuts on her head with cutlass that caused tearing and bruising of brain tissue and blood vessels( especially middle meningeal artery) You could see the brain tissue, that means she had a skull fracture.
Please leave for your in you're in an abusive relationship/marriage. No Dey form Jagaban abeg, say u sabi fight back (because they said she was with hammer). Save your life first.
Rest on dear, she might have stayed back cause of society pressure, please don't tolerate abusive relationships thinking the beast will change, be it physical or emotional abuse, run for your life, your wellbeing matters to those who genuinely love you, hope the bastard who did this is cooling his heels with the cops?.
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Dreadlock69: After making her comfortable , ordering pizza, republic chicken and cold stone, I decided to sex her. After the initial gra gra ,she finally submit , with her panties off she told me her birthday I'll be July that I should get her the similar of my footwear and clothes I said ain't no problem , with two thrust inside her I told her my birthday I'll be ending of June ,then she said I'll still get her something also and we should celebrate it together on July her birthday. During half of first round I stood up , cleaned myself told my younger brother to tell her I'm going out , she started telling I did bad by her that I used her.
@OP read wetin u post so? You understand the write uo? "my birthday I will be ending of June" I beg who read and understand should explain to me.
Fineman87: News reaching me is that Dr. Ngozi Okonjo Iweala yesterday rejected the offer by Atiku Abubakar to be his vice president. She is currently the DG of the WTO and intends to continus there. She akso told Atiku that it's the turn of the SE to produce the president. That is the gist I heard.
We have advised Southern Politicians to stay away from legitimizing the political slavery of their children by accepting to be vice to a man who took what belongs to us. We would keep our eyes out to see the southern governor who would be vice to a political interloper.
Report reaching you? Base on you're the head of the nations intelligence unit abi wetin?
PassingShot: I have read a lot of people saying "no to Muslim-Muslim ticket" even before Asiwaju emerged. Now that he has emerged as the standard bearer of APC with Atiku as the major challenge to him, I wonder why a Muslim-Muslim ticket of Tinubu presidency is not better than a return of the presidency to north possibly for another eight years after 8 years of PMB.
Like or loathe APC, it has demonstrated being a truly progressive party by standing with a return of the presidency to the South even after Atiku had emerged as PDP's candidate. PDP damned everything common sense by making Atiku emerge with possibility of keeping the presidency in the north and a lot of people seem not to care because PDP is doing what they need to do to win the election without considering fairness and equity.
I am strongly convinced that when the time comes, majority of voters will side with an APC' Muslim-Muslim ticket which returns presidency to the south and reject a Muslim-Christian ticket which keeps the presidency to the north for another eight years to make it 16 straight years of Northern dominance.
What is with Tinubu picking a Christian as his VP? Are there no Christians in the North? Must it be a Muslim Muslim ticket?
NaijaCoverBlog: An Alleged Nigerian Prostitute has died after being pushed off the 6th floor of a building in Dubai by her madam for allegedly defaulting in payment.
Eyewitnesses in the Video As Sighted By , Confirmed that the alleged madam has been apprehended.
They also said that “this is the end for her in the Middle East country”.
Na d madam open hand so? U pushed someone off the 6th floor of a building cause you're feeling like a boss? Someone's daughter, sister, provider, I hope she rot in jail
cushxene: So I had this crush in this my compound. .. This girl fine ooo. .. As in because of this girl I went to buy all these love messages book, the girl wan run me mad..... I was sha toasting this girl, she no gree ooo, she said she's concerned about her future for now that if I can wait a bit longer for her, it might work out. ... Shebi make I wait ni??. ... Patapata in 2 years time she go gree... My people you know she told me to wait and I waited.... 2 years pass again, I ask her.... She say, awwwwn, I'm sorry I have a boyfriend ... Ahh ... But babe you told me to wait... I didn't tell you to wait, I said I wasn't ready and besides I've found someone who's best for me. ..... Ehn Ehn.... We go shall see..... Okay let's see how you want to enjoy the relationship na, shebi you craze for head ni.... Devil will scatter Una table for me.... The guy moved in with the girl ... They started living couples life.... I can't take this anymore ... In my compound... Ahh I need to teach this guy a lesson.... They have started calling themselves Romeo and Juliet.... My own future wife. .. in Our compound, People don't have sense ooo.... There was a day I barged into their room, I was looking for my broom... I swear... Both of them were lying naked on the bed ..... That was when I knew water don pass garri..... I sha forget the girl.... But you see that lesson I must teach them, the girl must know that.... You don't tell someone to wait for you when you won't date them .. They're even bathing together. ... That was where I started hating their destiny.... Bath together awòn werey meji. .. In which bathroom ... Some people are foolish.... Couples shower is meant for rich people not foolish students bathing together inside BALUWE..(bathroom) .. Awon werey Wait... How will they even do it?.... Cos our bathroom is outside with a very green and muddy ground...... All these BALUWE (bathroom) made of roofing sheet... As in some girls are cheap.... Baluwe!! Baluwe!!!.... Kemi is cheap..... . There was a day I went to peep through one small hole to see how romantic their bath is.. ...I don't even know how I got there, seriously I just met myself there. .... if you see the radarada (nonsense) they're doing inside the bathroom.... Idiot ní awon eleyi sha (all these ones are idiot) they were using the same sponge, husband will scrub wife's back first... Wife will scrub husband's back, after that they'll now throw water up, two of them will now hug themselves, the water will now fall on their body .... Shay you see that the two of them are not normal... To cut the long story short i sha went to get one leaf, they call it werepe (itchy leaf) .... Me that's wicked. ... I was sha grinding it on a grinding stone..... The stupid guy see me ooo, he say bros you wan do vegetable, mtchwww I no answer am.... You that I'm grinding your destiny .... You snatch my girl & you think say i go leave you.... One sunny afternoon, they put water in the bathroom.... They want to have their bath together again.... Awwwn you have forgotten our sponge inside.... The two of them waka like mumu go carry sponge again. ... Awon oponu... Issssh where's my werepe recipe, I don grind am wella (omo i suppose collect Award for grinding ooo, con see the way i grind am, e smooth die)...... I put am for their water.... I sat somewhere watching as they enter bathroom.... As they carry the water put for body.... Come and see race and craze at the same time everybody run after them, me self join... ... E bami mí mú won ooo (help me catch them ooo) romeo and Juliet ti ya were (romeo and Juliet have run mad) they were sha able to catch the girl.... The boy ran interstates.... Who cares.... They wanted to carry the girl to the hospital, cos her body was itching her seriously I said NO..... Bring am come here, I put plenty palm oil for her body with some chantings.. .. You no fit understand, she slept off...... When she woke up (in my room) and saw me beside her, she hugged me and said I love you.... Iro ni ooo (its a lie ooo).... Say God that you love me.... She said God walahi..... It's good to be wicked....
Kai, u bad, but u nor finish d story o, what of d guy?
I got a message from this user, he told me he got my number from nairaland that I use to help people that I should support him with the little I have I told him alright I will get back to him as I am working on my bank issues
so, this morning i decided to help him with small change and I sent him 3k this morning and not knowing i also sent him another 83k ment for one of my customer to my surprise I called him and explained everything to him that he should refund the money I mistakenly sent to him ..he picked and switched off his phone ........so is now a crime to help somebody in this country again this is bad..
my good as turn bad and backfired
@lalasticlala @mynd44
@Receiver please return d 83k back to him, his wanting to help you out shouldn't turn out to be a mistake, don't turn a good soul to a bad one, please do the needful.
Hazelmarv: A controversial text message allegedly sent to delegates of the All Progressives Congress (APC), shared by human rights' activist, Deji Adeyanju, accuses Bola Ahmed Tinubu of commiting electoral fraud before his victory in the party's presidential primary elections.
Deji, who reacted with a screenshot of the text message wrote: "Message to APC delegates yesterday by one of the aspirants but they still went with the dollars. No time! �."
The text message reads: "Dear Delegates, Don't vote for sick thieves who will use a bullion van to carry our money home. Collect their money & vote your conscience. Rochas Okorocha "He bought forms for all those who stepped down for him & paid dem N500m each too. He also offered Northen Govs same but dey refused. Stolen moni vote wisely." 'Tinubu bought forms for all those who stepped down for him, paid them N500m each' - Deji Adeyanju reacts to text message reportedly sent to APC delegates Aspirants who stepped down for Tinubu were Governor Kayode Fayemi of Ekiti State; Senator Godswill Akpabio; Professor Ajayi Borroffice; Mr Dimeji Bankole; Senator Ibikunle Amosun; and Mrs Uju Ohanenye.
goldcoinhub: A Nigerian grandma based in California, United States of America who received a couch from a stranger online for free has returned te sum of $36,000 she found inside the couch.
Vicky Umodu, a resident of San Bernardino County, said she was looking through Craigslist to purchase furniture for her new home when she found some pieces that someone was giving away for free.
“I said, ‘Maybe it’s a gimmick.’ I said, ‘Let me call them,'” Umodu said to herself
The woman later learned the family was giving away the furniture due to the recent passing of a loved one, according to the report.
“I just moved in, and I don’t have anything in my house. I was so excited, so we picked it up and brought it in,” Umodu added
Stashed underneath the cushion was $36,000 in cash, Umodu revealed to reporters.
The California woman notified the family, offering to return the sum, who then rewarded her generosity.
The family said they were not sure why so much cash was in the couch and they later discovered hundreds of dollars stashed away in their home, per the report.
Please, if someone presses his or her nose and this thing like “Egusi” comes out, what does it mean? I’m implying it is not something healthy, so I want to know what can be done to stop seeing something like this?
Please, I need inputs most especially people in the health sector or those with experience that can give me first-hand information. Thank you very much.
Who approve this thing way e take reach here? OP make I nor talk wetin day my mind, snap your sweat make u ask us if e day healthy na, shey nairaland na national hospital
Please, if someone presses his or her nose and this thing like “Egusi” comes out, what does it mean? I’m implying it is not something healthy, so I want to know what can be done to stop seeing something like this?
Please, I need inputs of most especially people in the health sector or those with experience that can give me first-hand information. Thank you very much.
bassetmole: Popular Nigerian music video director, Clarence Peters has been detained by the Lagos State Police Command for questioning over the sudden death of video vixen and choreographer Love Divine, popularly known as Kodak.
It is being speculated that Kodak who passed away on Wednesday, April 29 died from electrocution at Peters’ residence.
The spokesperson of the Lagos State Police Command, Bala Elkana while speaking with The Guardian, confirmed that Peters is still in police custody and is “being questioned, along with a few others”. He further stated that the police are “investigating the circumstances around her [Kodak] death”.
“It is a full investigation. We are probably looking at murder. We are not concluding at this stage. If she died of electrocution according to reports, it is left for us to find out. Was she actually electrocuted? What went wrong? An autopsy will also show”, Bala said.
Peters was said to have been working on an isolated shot with Kodak shortly before her death and others present at his house that day have all been detained by the police.
NwaIdeato: The very thought infuriates me, this woman will control Tinubu like her remote control and turn Lagos into her private treasure, I fear for Igbo businesses in Lagos...Omo God no go shame us, would rather a useless Atiku wins than Tinubu if he ever clinches the APC ticket.
God forbid Atiku becomes our president, a man that could not tar the road to his village as a VP for 8 years, a man whose legacy is selling off national assets to himself and his cronies, I would rather go with Peter Obi than that your principal, God forbid he takes Nigeria from fry pan to fire.