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Islam for Muslims / Re: Ramadan 2024 Crescent Sighted In Saudi Arabia by Okete001(f): 8:46pm On Mar 10
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I'm joining our Muslim brethens in the fasting because last year I was overfed with ram meat.

Let's do it again in 2024

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Properties / Re: Many Trapped As 5-Storey Building Collapses In Onitsha, Anambra by Okete001(f): 8:44pm On Mar 10
Hmmm

Election has consequences.

May there be survivors and may the dead rest in peace

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Travel / Re: Bola Tinubu International Airport: Gov Bago Renames Minna Airport by Okete001(f): 5:43pm On Mar 10
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Nice airport.

Another bad news for some people.

I no dey view mentions, if u like quote me.

I don't have that time replying babyfactory products

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Business / Re: Darlington Nwabunike: Meet the 'King of Billionaires' by Okete001(f): 5:28pm On Mar 08
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Omo, the word 'billionaire' don suffer for one region.

It's always in their DNA to brand panda as gold

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Travel / Re: Car Falls Off A Bridge In Abuja (Photos) by Okete001(f): 10:15am On Mar 08
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This is nonsense.

What was the driver doing?

He should be fined abeg.

Imagine say that car land for people head under bridge

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Politics / Re: FCT Resident Please Do You Have Light by Okete001(f): 10:06am On Mar 08
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They have decided to vandalize everything because they don't like Tinubu.

Tinubu is in the villa enjoying his life
Politics / Re: Armed Soldier Rough Handled In The North (Video, Pictures) by Okete001(f): 10:04am On Mar 08
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E jebure, awo olugbebe

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Travel / Re: Soludo Gives Okpoko-onitsha Slum A Face Lift After Many Years by Okete001(f): 9:54am On Mar 08
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This man has a lot to point to already as his achievements a a state governor unlike one panda some people want to brand and sell to us as 24K gold.

Just watch as those bush people with inferiority complex will start comparing that area to London now

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TV/Movies / Re: Mr Ibu Speaking Hausa In A Kannywood Movie (Throwback Video) by Okete001(f): 9:51am On Mar 08
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You see Yoruba language and Hausa language, dem too sweet.

I speak both fluently.

I for like join Akwaibom or Calabar but dem too get too many dialects.

RIP to Mr. Ivy.

We are going to miss your big tommy and dance steps

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Politics / Re: 60% Of Metered Customers Bypass Meters, Says TCN by Okete001(f): 6:53am On Mar 08
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Travel / Re: FG Begins Construction Of 700 Km Lagos-Calabar Coastal Road by Okete001(f): 6:49am On Mar 08
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Enemies of this country will never appreciate good gestures.

They will start calling it propaganda again .

Only a bastard wishes his father's house sinks.

Orílè èdè Nigeria á dára oo, àmín èdùmàrè

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Politics / Re: FG Backs New Satellite Pay TV (SLTV) To Give Nigerians Value For Money by Okete001(f): 6:38am On Mar 08
AllTheWayUp:
Another propaganda to distract and bamboozle only APC zombies as usual.
Hate it or love it, with the current state of corruption and ineptitude in the Nigerian public sector, no public company can challenge any industry leading private monopoly like MTN, DSTV, DANGOTE and others, only private companies can challenge and overtake private owned monopoly in Nigeria.


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Biafran, learn to appreciate good gestures

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Politics / Re: ‘It’s Now Difficult To Sleep At Night’ – Peter Obi Cries Out Over Bad Governance by Okete001(f): 11:02pm On Mar 07
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Politics / Re: Nobody Commited Suicide In Front Of Enugu Station— Police by Okete001(f): 11:00pm On Mar 07
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Someone said Na Enugu people hungry pass for Nigeria.

The will still call the story of the woman who sold her baby for 50k because of hardship fake news again.

Ego no dey allow dem see helper.

Na hungry people dey get ego pass
Politics / Re: MC Oluomo Donates Patrol Vehicles To Lagos Police by Okete001(f): 10:56pm On Mar 07
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MC Oluomo the nightmare of some people.

Give it to him when it comes to pankere flogging.

The man that singlehandedly dealt with Ipob terrorists.

The man wey dey teach children wey no get home training lessons

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Politics / Re: Police Officer Caught Hiding During Today's Robbery In Kogi State by Okete001(f): 10:52pm On Mar 07
Trimjos:
That officer must be from the west..


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Mòjà mòsá la fi ń mo akínkanjú

Everything is not Nzogbu Nzogbu.

The same Nzogbu Nzogbu made 3 million people to lose their lives 60+ years ago

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Politics / Re: Governor Of Lagos & Niger State, Signed A MOU On The Produce-for-lagos Initiativ by Okete001(f): 10:50pm On Mar 07
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Politics / Re: Aba Geometric Power Project Commissioned In A Hurry — Sir Udensi by Okete001(f): 1:04pm On Mar 07
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If you aspire to go hire in your political career tomorrow always make sure you have today something people will point to tomorrow as your achievement.

Make Ur matter no go be like one Agulu man who was a failure for 8 years wey some enemies of the state wan try dey force on people

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Business / Re: Bento Delivaz: Your New Best Friend For Food And Parcel Delivery Within Abuja by Okete001(f): 12:49pm On Mar 07
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“From Gwarimpa to Garki, Wuse to Wuye, Galadima to gwawalada”

Are these the only areas they cover?

Make dem come recruit who know road.

Berger-Wuse, Berger by skye last bus stop.

Area 1, Apo bridge, two for front ooo.

Deidei Zuba, Oya kubwa NNPC enter make u complete am.

Secretariat, one chance..

Maraba Nyanyan Maraba Nyayan, Maitama junction u get change? Oya enter four for back.

Lugbe, Lugbe, police signboard last bus stop

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Politics / Re: Nigerian Defence Industry Manufacturers Display Products At World Exhibition by Okete001(f): 6:05am On Mar 07
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Nice one!!

God bless Nigeria.

I would have preferred dem crest (not detachable like Benz or Toyota logo) this EZUGWU for the body of this machine come still paint the crest army green instead of using this white emulsion paint

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Politics / Re: Reps Move To Raise Fine For Nigerian Flag Violators From ₦‎100 To ₦‎100,000 by Okete001(f): 6:03am On Mar 07
mysticwarrior:
Instead of those old gboats to look for a way to ease the hardship of the country they are there dealing with irrelevant issues.

The country is currently plagued with security problems, inflation which is leading to famine, criminality of a higher magnitude, hunger and starvation in the land, high rate of unemployment, poor basic amenities, bad roads, sub-zero electricity supply, and all they do is to turn a blind eye and deaf ear to the cry of the people just because of their selfish political greed.

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Politics / Re: All These Pistols Were Locally Fabricated In The Factory In Jos-NPF by Okete001(f): 5:55am On Mar 07
BitterTruth01:
lol something wey Biafra produced as far back as 1967 . Awka has been making pistols for a long time

If naija na country wey dey work, all those biafran engineers should’ve been at the Center of a defense production .

Before any ignoramus idiotic comes to quote me and embarrass their father here , go out check out the German scientists of world war 2 where they went after the war
During the war the Germans produced the V1 and V2 rockets . The V2 was the first guided ballistic missile .
The western allies and the Soviets scrambled for the German scientists . About half relocated tk usa and the other half to Soviet Union. There they developed the modern ICBM


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Like these they produced in 2023.

Must you always chëstbēa.t?

Empty barrels they say ……………..

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Politics / Re: Obi Is Right; It's Shameful War-ravaged Ukraine Gave Nigeria Food - Niger Gov by Okete001(f): 4:11pm On Mar 06
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The third-class citizens have something to masturbate on now.
Politics / Re: FG To Peter Obi: Accepting Grains From Ukraine Doesn't Mean Nigeria's Failure by Okete001(f): 11:16am On Mar 06
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Politics / Re: Comptroller Inspects Nigeria-niger Border Ahead Of Reopening by Okete001(f): 7:56am On Mar 06
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Dem close border dem complain.

Let them open it, the emergency lovers of the zoo will still grunt again.

Ènìyàn bí àparò ni wón fé
Politics / Re: Edo Election: Obidient Influencers Accuses One Another Of Embezzling 2023 Funds by Okete001(f): 7:39am On Mar 06
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Yoruba, Hause, SS, MB just gather come use Biafrans cashout.

I'm sure Aisha would have bought another house by now

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Politics / Re: Chinatown In Nigeria Denies Treatment To Nigerians At Hospital And Builds Prison by Okete001(f): 7:37am On Mar 06
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What do you expect in a country in which their people kill their tribesmen because they hate a man who is the president?

Even we love ourselves?

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Politics / Re: Governor Of Plateau, Barr. Caleb Manasseh Muftwang Praying For Plateau State by Okete001(f): 7:34am On Mar 06
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The same Plateau some enemies of Nigeria wanted to use religion to divide
Politics / Re: "We No Dey Give Shi Shi In The Mud" - Dipo Awojide Mocks Obidients by Okete001(f): 7:28am On Mar 06
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Biafra Party.

Giringory and Aisha don scam Biafrans

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Politics / Re: Video: Corona Virus And End Sars By Igbos Is Responsible For Hardship..cleric by Okete001(f): 3:17am On Mar 06
writetopoker:
But if the Igbos say the same thing now the DSS will fling into action like brake-failure.

When peaceful coexistence is not obtainable, then war is inevitable

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Wetin worse wey una never say before?

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