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Travel / Re: FG Repatriates 190 Nigerians From UAE by Okete001(f): 1:22pm On Jul 16
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We all know 186 would be criminals from the the region of cannibalism.

They keep giving our dear country bad image abroad.

It is very hard to find one out of a thousand that’s not a criminal.

Crime is in their DNA

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Politics / Re: 2027: NLC In Bed With FG To Kill Opposition — LP by Okete001(f): 8:52am On Jul 16
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This I9b0 party again.

All they know how to do best is to wail.

This is 2024, nobody can sell aba-made 'converse allstar' to us as foreign made.

Gbajue people

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Business / Re: Naira Down To N1,555/$ In Parallel Market by Okete001(f): 8:43am On Jul 16
This is really sad.

We supported Tinubu in 2023 election because of his achievements/competence when he was the governor of Lagos State.

Should we be disappointed now?

Let's still keep our fingers crossed and still assume we can't feed a child suffering from kwashiorkor in a day and make him robust.

Please nobody should come and mention Obi here because we all know he was a failure in Anambra for 8 years.

If our current economy is like this under Tinubu, I wonder what it would be under a man like Obi who was a failure for 8 years in Anambra.

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Politics / Re: ₦‎1.5 Million Fuel For Six Cars To Anambra No Big Deal — Uju Kennedy-Ohanenye by Okete001(f): 8:42am On Jul 16
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I9b0s are protecting this one now because she isis their own.

Dem go convince you to stone your own thief but will protect theirs

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Politics / Re: Tinubu: Ndume’s Voice Can’t Be Suppressed – Arewa Youths Tackle Northern Elders by Okete001(f): 8:58pm On Jul 15
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Third-class citizen no go like this thread.

All they like na crime, bitterness and cannibalism.

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Politics / Re: Anioma State: Youths Pay Senator Ned Nwoko Solidarity Visit At His Country Home by Okete001(f): 5:39pm On Jul 11
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Anioma, we won’t grant them.

Biafra, we won’t grant them.

Nnamdi Kanu, we won’t give them.

Any third-class citizen not pleased should relocate to India.

A slave does not dictate to his master

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Politics / Re: Nnamdi Azikiwe's 1953 Speech Opposing Secession. by Okete001(f): 8:39am On Jul 11
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They were granted Biafra but that wasn't enough for them.

They still wanted to grab lands which was what led to the civil war.

We once gave them but they misused that opportunity.

We won't give them until we feel it's the right time and they won't dictate to us when to give them because a slave does not dictate to his master.

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Food / Re: Bread Beyond Reach, Citizens Lament by Okete001(f): 8:14am On Jul 11
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Politics / Re: Eberechi Suzzette Nyesom-wike Takes Oath As Justice At The Court Of Appeal by Okete001(f): 6:25am On Jul 11
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Wike keeps winning.

If I9b0s hate u, my brother ur own don beta.

Whoever they despise prospers


Congrats to Eberechi

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Crime / Re: Man Bags life imprisonment For Defiling His 12-Year-Old Daughter In Lagos by Okete001(f): 6:23am On Jul 11
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Phones / Re: Lagos-Calabar Highway: Telcos Fear Shutdown As Construction Threatens Cables by Okete001(f): 6:38pm On May 06
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Bîtter Obi to the rescue

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Properties / Re: Why I Lived Under Lagos Bridge – 75 Year Old Ghanaian (Picture) by Okete001(f): 4:15pm On May 06
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It is well.

How about those fugitives who left their Godforsaken barren land to constitute nuisance in Lagos paying 250k per annum to sleep under the bridge just to experience Lagos life?

Let's hear from them too and not only from this man.

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Properties / Re: Inside Late Mai Deribe's Gold Marble House In Maiduguri, Borno state Nigeria. by Okete001(f): 8:39am On May 06
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Northerners get doings.

They don't make noise and chestbeat like our audio billionaire friends.

The North & SW are the real billionaires.

My brother, hustle oo make u no turn audio billionaires wey dey shout "how much is money, money na water, eze ego" for 2x2 shop while the real billionaires are proving their worth

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Crime / Re: Kidnappers Sleep Off After Kidnapping Pastor’s Wife In Ondo by Okete001(f): 2:19pm On May 05
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God of Elijah arrested them.

Eyin oluwa logo 🙌🏼

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Crime / Re: Security Guard Frees Generator Thieves In Anambra Over N5000 Bribe (Video) by Okete001(f): 2:11pm On May 05
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Billionaires are hungry.

One stole gen, the other collected bribe (5,000 naira ONLY)

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Foreign Affairs / Re: U.S Troops Told To Stay Alert After Russian Forces Moved In Niger Base (Photos) by Okete001(f): 8:46am On May 04
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Abeg Niger should not put us in trouble.

Their country can be used as battlefield but abeg they should not extend it to Nigeria.

I still get N3,600 for Access bank and na me go spend am.

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Career / Re: Lady Earning N360K Sacked For Not Meeting Monthly Target Of N300M by Okete001(f): 12:37pm On May 03
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Chai, I can feel her pain.

The Toto go don almost catch fire (from experience)

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Crime / Re: Okechukwu Osuji Extradited From Malaysia After Being Found Guilty Of Scam by Okete001(f): 12:29pm On May 03
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They keep painting Nigeria black everywhere they go.

If they don’t push cocaine, they will scam.

If they don’t scam they will grab land.

If they don’t grab land, they will fight with their host.

If they don’t fight their host, they steal cars and ship them back home.


It is so unfortunate we share the same country with these cannibalistic criminals

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Education / Re: Kwara Public School Student, Olukayode, 15, Scores 362 In UTME by Okete001(f): 12:28pm On May 03
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We go soon see 420/400

Mmesoma people are still cooking something

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Education / Re: JAMB Candidate From Bayelsa Scores 354 by Okete001(f): 6:37am On May 03
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Just wait for scores from baby factory products.

Na there u go see say person score 420/400,

They are probably still somewhere manipulating results as usual with the help of the elders

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Politics / Re: Peter Obi To Hold Town Hall With Nigerians In UK —Peter Obi Media Center by Okete001(f): 6:33am On May 03
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He do pass this before election, e still lose.

From wheelbarrow challenge to 5 million march to 1 million convoy to Bulabu challenge to borehole challenge as if na wetin go give them the seat for aso rock.

Delusional people!!
TV/Movies / Re: Theo Somolu And Folake Olowofoyeku To Star In Disney’s 'Mufasa' by Okete001(f): 6:19am On May 03
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Baby factory products are already hating because of this beautiful thread

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Food / Re: Hunters Fight Over An Antelope Their Dog Caught (Video) by Okete001(f): 5:21pm On May 02
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Third-class citizens are coming to shout EBI N PA WA now
Politics / Re: Why Is Obi And Obedient Against Infrastructural Development? by Okete001(f): 11:44am On May 02
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They are all enemies of progress
Politics / Re: Abagworo(an Obidient) Called A Peter Obi Mofo by Okete001(f): 11:40am On May 02
predictor1:
So why did they all of a sudden see the man as someone better than every other Nigerian politician?

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Biafra agenda

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Politics / Re: Biafra Civil War: IPOB Declares Sit-at-home May 30 by Okete001(f): 11:35am On May 02
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They are bastards if they can’t sit at home for 6 weeks

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Travel / Re: You Are A Fake Pastor- Verydarkman Call Out Ebuka Obi Of Zion Ministry by Okete001(f): 11:30am On May 02
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From fake spare parts, to fake wine, to fake drugs, to fake bottle water, to fake shoes, to fake electrical wires, to fake pastors


Them & fake things:

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