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Romance / Please Caption This Photo by olubumzy(m): 12:12am On Mar 28, 2018
Pls leave a caption for this photo

Nairaland / General / Role Of The Police In The Administration Of Criminal Justice by olubumzy(m): 1:29pm On Mar 21, 2017
It is a known fact in Nigeria that you can buy immunity against prosecution from the police, if you have the means. And means mean MONEY.

Yes! It has become the norm to "settle" and surely you'll be left alone. The amount you pay is always commensurate with the magnitude of the offence you commit .

The downside of this act is that people get more criminally inclined if they know thaT they can always buy their way out.

Imagine if you are caught taking alcohol while driving and you go to jail for it, or you are caught cyberscamming and sent to jail for that.

Impunity!! Everywhere!


And it has gotten to a point that the policemen are enjoying making money through this means. No wonder policemen are the richest among the middle class. Imagine an inspector of police with three houses and two sedan simply because he's a prosecutor.


I am appealing to the IGP to look into this matter in order to help Mr president fight this menance I called "police induced corruption"

Family / Re: Lady Celebrates As Court Dissolves Her Marriage (Photos) by olubumzy(m): 1:04pm On Mar 21, 2017
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Na wa for you sips.
Celebrities / Re: Toyin Aimakhu’s Career Is Finished- Ex-boyfriend Says by olubumzy(m): 8:37pm On Mar 27, 2016
This is the last comment: these guys ain't worth commenting on.

The boy is either a rogue or a thief (else how can he be spending unwisely) and the girl definitely a prostitute. And if you can simply deduce that a prostitute is a female thief then you can imagine......
Politics / Re: Sangalan Police Stations To Pay Tax To Fg by olubumzy(m): 2:18pm On Mar 27, 2016
This is a satire. I hope you'll believe that sangala is the most populous country in Western Sahara and also the most 'promising'. The police department ous hell bent on making life inbearable for the already frustrated lots in the country . Of you can add 1 to 1 you should be getting 11.
Technology Market / Re: Can You Believe How Cheap This Gold Iphone5s Is? by olubumzy(m): 8:36am On Mar 27, 2016
Screen issue? How come fingerprint scanner dey come work?
Politics / Sangalan Police Stations To Pay Tax To Fg by olubumzy(m): 8:17am On Mar 27, 2016
All Police stations and posts across the length and breadth of SANGALA has bee ordered to pay after profit tax returns does fly to the TSA. Recently the office of the NSA conducted a covert investigations into the conducts and activities of the sangalan police following public outcry on those illegalities meted out on the citizens.

It was observed that net profit recorded by the police stations outweighs that of the so called sangalan religious business outfits. Sequel to this, the FG has listed the sangalan police as a profit making agency of the government and also implore the federal police captain to meet and/or surpass the IGR set-target for the 2016 fiscal year.
Speaking to the CNN correspondent at their headquarters office, the sangalan police PRO gave an insight into the products intended to be sold to the citizens viz 'bail money', 'oga I dey here,I no wan disturb', ' .com bailout', 'help change my charge', 'deal with that idiot', 'who dey do hun-hun-hun for mofol' and some ancillary and unspecified products still in the pipeline.
In another related development some sangalans are protesting the very wide social gap between the policemen and the citizens . Least ranked men of the sangalan police are living in affluence while average sangalans are living in penury . A good observer recently reported a police corporal owing two luxurious apartments and two luxury sedan to the CCB for aledged sharp practices but to the surprise of the citizens his legal representation played down the seriousness of the charge by the following statement ......."the officer concerned is a lazy lot, by the time I was his rank I've built four petrol filling station in the city".





The second episode will be out by 3rd of April,2016. Stay blessed
Nairaland / General / Precious Metal Found In The Garden At ??&&)&£ by olubumzy(m): 1:16am On Jan 20, 2016
This is my most amazing discovery of year 2016. I came across this stuff while doing some gardening at the back of my house. I guess it's rough diam€$d

Please any 1 who knows about the price and who to contact will be of help.

Please don't ask for my location . Just direct me!

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TV/Movies / Re: Channels TV Anchor's Phone Rang On Live TV (Photos) by olubumzy(m): 10:50pm On Jan 19, 2016
Na so Zeus
Celebrities / Re: I’m Happy My Ex-wife Has Forgiven Me –9ice by olubumzy(m): 9:51am On Jan 10, 2016
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Romance / Armed Robbers With Id Cards And Enrolment Numbers by olubumzy(m): 8:59am On Jan 10, 2016
POLICE BRUTALITY TO YAHOO BOYS:

Recently I have come to notice that the most important schedule for the Men of the Nigerian police force is not running after criminals like drug peddles, bank robbers ,419ers, ritualists et al. The effect of the crude oil price slump has prompted many to seek alternate means of income. The hottest commodity in the police community is not platinum, gold or Oil but our precious, corie stamping Yahoo Boys. Please leave this boys alone and face your scheduled work.
NB: stop pursuing these boys with cars,okada or on foot. You are as good as a legal thief, armed robbers with an ID.
E bami kiigbe OOOLEEEE
.. Z

Politics / Re: Before The Honeymoon Ends In Divorce, Simon Kolawole Warns Buhari by olubumzy(m): 11:51am On Aug 02, 2015
Pmb!! Watch and technically shadow
Politics / Re: Before The Honeymoon Ends In Divorce, Simon Kolawole Warns Buhari by olubumzy(m): 11:24am On Aug 02, 2015
We'll see about that soonest
Jokes Etc / Re: What Lives When You Feed It But Dies When You Give It Something To Drink? by olubumzy(m): 2:33pm On Mar 05, 2015
What of if you pour am kerosene or petrol
Jokes Etc / Abuja Chicken Commit Suicide Before.... by olubumzy(m): 1:36pm On Mar 05, 2015
This chicken commit suicide before the firemen could rescue it.

It was observed that the suicide was aided by a fellow living chicken grin
Politics / Nigeria After The General Election 2015. by olubumzy(m): 1:07pm On Mar 05, 2015
Yes, GEJ has performed below average but this dude scored more in the area of infrastructural development. Security: well below average. Truly GEJ had allowed corrupt people go unpunished. But that's just a goof.

GMB, labelled a tyrant and undemocratic hasn't been tested under a democracy before. He vowed to combat corruption head on. But I seriously doubt that corruption alone is the bane of this nation.
PLANNING ,VISION AND FOCUS we need more of.

GEJ or GMB? Answer is none is fit to rule us.
You need to remind yourselves that it is OUR future lying on these politicians' political laboratory....

How can we take back our future?
We need to change our being, our dispositions to that which would make posterity proud of us. Of course we all have conscience, so ask yours what's good to do.

DON'T LET US BE LABELLED A WASTED GENERATION.
Jokes Etc / Re: Editorial Cartoons: Nasoweseeam by olubumzy(m): 12:43pm On Mar 05, 2015
God help us all
Religion / Re: The Difference Between The Soul And The Spirit by olubumzy(m): 8:13am On Mar 01, 2015
[i][/i]The body is the conductor,the soul is the electric current flowing through the conductor when a Voltage (SPIRIT) is applied to both ends

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Politics / Re: Nigerians Will Praise Me After Leaving Office - Jonathan by olubumzy(m): 10:38pm On Dec 30, 2014
Let's wait and see what will happen in year 2015. Buhari is the right man for the masses

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Celebrities / Re: Comedian Omobaba Proposed To His Girlfriend At His Friend's Wedding (photos) by olubumzy(m): 12:41am On Dec 29, 2014
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Romance / Re: Do I Have The Right To Collect My Phone Gift Back From My Ex? by olubumzy(m): 1:27pm On Oct 28, 2014
What are you waiting for. You have just been robbed of your value. A woman's vagina is worthless; pit of hell. Stop that gentleman approach oooooo!!!!
Politics / Re: Court Frees Funsho Williams’ Suspected Killers by olubumzy(m): 12:54pm On Jul 02, 2014
4reigningqueen: Nonsense judge, nonsense judgement, nonsense lawyers, nonsense system, nonsense citizens, nonsense leaders, nonsense super eagles, nonsense network, nonsense road,nonsense food, nonsense schools, nonsense bus, nonsense traffic, nonsense radio, nonsense tv , nonsense fuel, nonsense light, nonsense river, nonsense ocean, infact, nonsense country!!!!
. In fact you are very stupid to have called my nation 'nonsense'
Romance / Re: I Get Wet & Arouse Each Time Am Feeding My New Born Baby | Please Help by olubumzy(m): 12:58pm On Jan 06, 2014
xynerise: grin. The Scenario alone is funny grin

So she moans when the baby sucks? grin

E don happen before o! For one film like that Wey the mother confessed to kissing her son's joystick while he was ababy. Na the guy wife im mother dey tell this story o. Eventually the woman Bleep im son and the wife catch them! Anyway na film sha!

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Technology Market / Re: Brand New Playstation 4 + Killzone Shadowfall For Sale. by olubumzy(m): 2:08am On Jan 06, 2014
Plz give this to me. My boy has been askin after it but I gat no money on me to fulfill thism my cell no is 08060909505.
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: I Need A Lady For A Serious Relationship.am Nt Joking by olubumzy(m): 11:33am On Dec 28, 2013
Ok olubumzy@gmail.com
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Divorced Career Woman In Need Of A Vibrant Young Leaf. by olubumzy(m): 11:17am On Dec 28, 2013
An ExxonMobil geek. Lives in PH. In need of an honest and hardworking man that can manage me and my holdings. Serious? +234806090950, 3292737F(BBM). Text only!!!

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