Politics / Re: Maria Ude Nwachi In Fake school claims and certificate scandal by OluwaTobiloba03(f): 4:42pm On Oct 11, 2018 |
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NYSC / Re: The 4th Snake Killed In Kogi NYSC Camp (Photos) by OluwaTobiloba03(f): 6:38am On Aug 07, 2018 |
udoka55555: Jigawa camp still remain one of the best..
other states should imitate the core northern states I can totally relate ![cool](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/cool.png) |
Celebrities / Re: Tboss Looks Flawless In Bikini Photoshoot by OluwaTobiloba03(f): 1:48pm On Mar 04, 2018 |
oluwasegun007: what does the ' T ' in her name mean Errrrrhm Well,iono either My guess is "Tioluwanileatieekunre" ![lipsrsealed](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/lipsrsealed.png) |
Romance / Re: Lady Busts A Boy Parading Her As His Girlfriend On Twitter by OluwaTobiloba03(f): 11:09am On Mar 04, 2018 |
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Romance / Re: Lady Busts A Boy Parading Her As His Girlfriend On Twitter by OluwaTobiloba03(f): 10:58am On Mar 04, 2018 |
PrimadonnaO: I know a guy who does this silly thing. He keeps posting pictures of a particular girl, referring to her as his girlfriend. Funny thing, he's uploaded so many pictures of her, but none of the both of them together. ![grin](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/grin.png) Funny! ![grin](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/grin.png) No single picture of them together? Well,that dude should probably up his stalking and pairing game. Make photoshop his friend ![cheesy](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/cheesy.png) 1 Like |
Crime / Re: Family In Sorrow As Only Son Is Missing!!! by OluwaTobiloba03(f): 10:51pm On Mar 03, 2018 |
ZombieBuster: The boy is not missing
Only his head is...
Afonjas I dey greet oh ![undecided](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/undecided.png) |
Crime / Re: Family In Sorrow As Only Son Is Missing!!! by OluwaTobiloba03(f): 10:47pm On Mar 03, 2018 |
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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Companies Are Using Linkedin To Search For The Right Candidates by OluwaTobiloba03(f): 8:11pm On Mar 03, 2018 |
myrrtle:
well most people speak according to their level of knowledge.
lalasticlala Lol I "saw"what you did, however subtle ![grin](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/grin.png) 9 Likes |
Business / Re: Pant Of Lady Hawking Plantain In Leggings In Lagos Shows, Nigerians React by OluwaTobiloba03(f): 8:15am On Mar 03, 2018 |
raphafire: I don't blame her oohhh...u won't know how transparent leggings are until u bend down like this...they look thick but are transparent. Very true as she might be unaware it turned/would turn out to be that transparent. The person who took the picture is the sick one! |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: The Number 1 Thing That Disqualifies Candidates From First Round Interview by OluwaTobiloba03(f): 7:54am On Mar 03, 2018 |
simplex2: ![grin](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/grin.png)
I can imagine the scenario.
Interviewer: Why do you want to leave your present place of work to join us?
Me: (goes ballistic) Fvcked up ars'holes! They take me for a slave...mvtherfckers didn't even give me a car as a sales person yet they expect me to generate market leads everyday! Who does that?
Interviewer: Huh?
Me: Yes, i have to be jumping molue at every turn! Then when I don't meet target, they cut 25% of my money in a stupid scheme they call variable pay.
Interviewer: Really?
Me: (now fuming) I have never ever gotten 100% of my pay, its either they cut it because of target, or because I missed a meeting or because I came late...silly excuses just to make sure I remain frustrated. And my co sales person never gets the same treatment because I seriously suspect she is sleeping with the line manager!
Interviewer: For real?
Me: Yes, the bit'ch screws even the HR manager, never gets a query, always getting paid 100% of her salary. But I learnt a lot of things in that place shaa.
Interviewer: Like?
Me: Never trust your boss! That's why I need this job...I suspect he is planning to sack me. i need to surprise him by resigning before he does that. Its called 'being ahead of the game'.
Interviewer: (smiles)
Me: So, when do I start? Hilarious! ![cheesy](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/cheesy.png) ...Just perfect + you write really well too. 4 Likes |
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Art, Graphics & Video / Where can i train for digital marketing/graphic design in ibadan? by OluwaTobiloba03(f): 6:17pm On Jan 21, 2018 |
Hello Good evening everyone
I am based in ibadan,interested in both digital marketing and graphic design..i really am hoping to find help with information on possible places/ training centres for these skills in ibadan,as i have been scouting for information for awhile now and i am yet to get something worthwhile.
Thanks a great deal, guys! |
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Career / Re: Which To Choose Between NIMN, NIM Or ICAN by OluwaTobiloba03(f): 7:39am On Jan 15, 2018 |
OBAGADAFFI: For Marketing go for NIM.
ICAN is for accountant.
NIMN is for management ( you can do this after getting your Marketing certification). Truly,these two are different corporate bodies with almost similar acronyms. But, NIM is for Management while NIMN is for Marketing,not the other way. Good Morning ![smiley](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/smiley.png) Have a fulfilling day. 1 Like |
Nairaland / General / Re: Name The Bad Habit That You Have Been Trying To Stop by OluwaTobiloba03(f): 9:54am On Oct 04, 2017 |
Bills2307: looking Lustfully..! meanwhile, congrats to those that will type ND delete at the same time, looking for the best sentence to write just to get 100 + like. by the time you realize yourself nd get the right sentence, the thread already have page 4. nd a new thread above it. Lol. That "type and delete" part though...guilty as charged ![grin](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/grin.png) 1 Like |
Romance / Re: Relationship Fantasies And Realities by OluwaTobiloba03(f): 10:08pm On Sep 23, 2017 |
Khallyella: Love? Scares the creep out of me. Nice piece though. ![grin](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/grin.png) ...You will be fine.... Eventually |
Romance / Relationship Fantasies And Realities by OluwaTobiloba03(f): 9:20pm On Sep 23, 2017 |
Growing up, I was a typical example of the kind of child that's being referred to as the "Omo get inside" ![angry](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/angry.png) .Those kind of kids who's got little or no access to having uncles and aunts visit them on a steady and whom if by any chance are allowed to go visit relatives in return during long school vacations should thank their stars) And so, having not so much on my plate to fill my moments with,i solely rely on filling my little world with fantasies of what should,could and would be; day dreaming about riding in the latest car models, flying all over the world (even at midnight ![grin](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/grin.png) ),loving and being loved in return by a hunk ![tongue](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/tongue.png) (TDH specs, please ![undecided](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/undecided.png) ) Just like myself, it's not new that we all grew up having some of our childhood fantasies still engrained in just a little corner of our minds,we then tend to subconsciously build our world around all of these and more...this is not to say that it's wrong to dream big,crave for and believe in all that you are, neither is it to say that we all have to journey through life accepting whatsoever life and people dish out to us but it'd do us all some good if we can as well be realistic. Life in itself is like a rollercoaster,some days you are happy,you feel energized...like you can take on the world, some other days, you find it so hard to even keep your sh*t together. And the pressure we put on one another in relationships ![](/faces/huh.png) ?it can be overwhelming.Honestly speaking, no one is solely responsible for your happiness darlings, we all have to learn to tap from the strength within, love deeply, truly and forgive quickly. To the brokenhearted; trust me, you will find love again and to people striving to be the best they can be in life...stay on track and trust the timing of your life. |