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Crime / Re: Homosexual Arrested For Raping 5-Year-Old Boy To Death In Ogun (Photo) by omachimyk(m): 12:07am On Nov 27, 2022
ebukajay184:
IGBERETV report

Homosexual Arrested For Raping 5-Year-Old Boy To Death In Ogun (Photo)



https://www.instagram.com/p/ClbPRW2NxrP/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link
Which one be "unlawful" carnal knowledge of a minor? Was there a law that supported it?
Politics / Re: Boko Haram Captures & Destroys Armed Personnel Carrier Newly Acquired By Army by omachimyk(m): 5:27pm On Jan 20, 2021
dre11:
Boko Haram Terrorists Capture, Destroy Armed Personnel Carrier Newly Acquired By Nigerian Army



https://saharareporters.com/2021/01/20/again-boko-haram-terrorists-capture-destroy-armed-personnel-carrier-newly-acquired
you meant newly repainted carrier
Health / Re: Anambra: Woman, Houseboy Die After Burning Charcoal To Warm Her Room (Graphic) by omachimyk(m): 4:56pm On Jul 16, 2020
OUTLAWwizard:
cry cry


Coal burned in a fire pit produces a significant amount of carbon monoxide due to incomplete combustion.
Carbon monoxide binds to hemoglobin preferentially to oxygen. Concentrations of carbon monoxide less than 0.1 percent can be fatal in less than 8 hours. ... Never use
coal or charcoal indoors under any circumstance.
How about incense burner (charcoal/electrical)? I no comfortable with that thing, especially in an environment with little or no ventilation.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Share Your Job Hunting Experience With Zero Balance by omachimyk(m): 9:31pm On May 16, 2020
southniyikaye:
The thing is, I have never gone to search for a job in my life, while in school, I was into photography so I used that to sustain myself.

After school, I worked in a construction company and I later had my own company and had almost ten employees. Well last year I lost everything and reality dawned on me.

I have too kids and a beautiful wife to take care of.

Now to the main koko. Am 6.2ft tall and faaaaat but now, the fat Don turn fitted when hunger Wan kill me so I set out to job hunt.

After series of trials and interviews, job no enter o. Least I forget, I fresh small, OK I resemble butty pickin.

Begged family to raise me to start over, found none. Close friends nko, shishi dem no fit raise me and sincerely I didn't blame anybody after all no be dem cause my wahala.

So I set out to do menial jobs, the ones I could find was bricklaying or packing of block. Anytime I get there, their response is always, SHEY I THINK SAY U FIT DO THIS KIN WORK? YOU THIS BUTTY PICKIN
OR I SABI THE KIN WORK WEY YOU FIT DO.

TRIED series of places, it was the same response until one Man decided to give me a trial.
First job was to carry sand from point A to point B. I almost fainted but was doing strong man cos all eyes were on me.

Secondly I was asked to bring cement now this is the funny part. One very tiny guy called levels was the one bringing the cement, not more than 5.6ft tall, as in tiny o, so seeing him, I believed it will be an easy task and I tried to carry 50kg bag all by myself, I couldn't even raise it to chest level when I scatter for ground and everyone burst out laughing. Tried severally to no avail until someone helped me.

Now after mixing, it was time to serve the bricklayers. Worked from 8 till 12 and I was already having Back ache and Head ache. Infact all my body was aching and I told them I can't continue. They should give whatever they feel like giving me until they told me if I didn't finish with them till evening, no kobo for me.

I Sha manage work till 7:30pm and they paid me 1700 instead of 1500 just to pity my condition.
I was bedridden for almost three days after
hahahaha, the bedridden part got me laughing. Life is hard mehn
Romance / Re: My Fiancée Deletes Chat On Facebook After Conversation by omachimyk(m): 9:07pm On May 08, 2020
MichealKin50:
This is the same girl December last year before proposing to her, I asked her if she has cheated on me before. To get the truth from her, I lied to her that I've cheated on her she also told me she has cheated on me. When I finally told her that I was lying about cheating on her that since we met I've never seen another girl she also told me that she was lying too about cheating on me. When I told her to swear with the Holy Bible she refused to swear. I went ahead and proposed to her on 31st December hoping to marry her before end of this year.
Two can play, una no trust una selves.
Education / Re: How I Almost Ruined My Life Academically!!! by omachimyk(m): 3:30pm On Jun 21, 2019
ended well with the waec catch phrase "had i known"
ityP:
2014, I got admitted to study Medical Lab Science with connections from the provost of Federal Med lab school and many well known lecturers in the university even though my waec and jamb were excellent (2 As, 5 B3, 1 C4 and a score of 246 in Jamb).

I don't even know who or what was directly involved. . But when I started, I was very unmotivated. I really can't tell why. Maybe wrong associations, maybe cos it wasn't medicine, I don't know.

After the first semester of 100 level, I left the university. One of the lecturers who aided my admission begged me to rescind my decision or at least to defer it. In her exact words, 'I'd regret my decision'. Still I left without deferring.

My widowed mum was terribly heart broken. I was hers and my late dad's pride. I was the most intelligent of her three kids. I remember telling her that 'School na scam, if I do business, I go make am quicker'. She always told me and my siblings that we weren't cut out for business life. Still I ventured into photography. Spent 6 months in training to become a pro photographer. In 2015, I bought my own Nikon D3200 camera and a second hand hp laptop. I started meager jobs. I was earning small cash here and there. To be a top photographer tho, I needed equipments; a good Speedlite, good zoom and prime lenses, not my ordinary 18-55mm kit lens, soft boxes, and so on. And these would cost money. Money I didn't have. My camera and laptop were the only thing I could afford then.

Few months later, I started regreting my decision of leaving school. I would see my former coursemates in town and they'd ask questions on why I left, but I really couldn't provide any tangible reason for leaving. One even showed me some of my first semester grades and I was almost in tears 'cause I did very well. I was almost getting depressed late 2015. 2016 came and it started just as dull. But just before the closing date for Jamb registration was due, I bought a form. Same course (Medical Laboratory Science), same university. This time around, I would do everything low key without asking for anyone's assistance. I wrote jamb and got a score of 259. I checked on jamb portal when admission status began to be checked and lo and behold, I was admitted. I called my mom and even though she was happy for me, she told me, she wasn't gonna sponsor my admission this time. I was heartbroken but I can't blame her to be very honest. But then, we started hearing news that our admission would be cancelled because of accreditation issues. In fact, our names weren't included in the school's admission portal. School started and still, no news. But I was convinced God was giving me a second chance, so I started attending lectures even though we didn't know our fate. Two weeks before exams, our accreditation issues were resolved and our names finally appeared on the school's portal. Medical lab sci, biochem, and slt had this problem. So two weeks was added for us to receive short additional lectures, while others were writing exams. That was how my second chance began.

I'm presently in 300 level. Today, my former coursemates would be inducted as MEDICAL LABORATORY SCIENTISTS. I couldn't sleep at all. I would not go to the induction as I may not be able to control the tears. I SHOULD HAVE BEEN AMONG THE INDUCTING STUDENTS, BUT I THREW IT ALL AWAY. The most painful words anyone can utter in life are, "HAD I KNOWN". Don't make costly mistakes that would make you say these words!!!

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Crime / Re: Corper Johnson Onyilo Commits Suicide (Photos) by omachimyk(m): 7:57pm On Jun 16, 2019
lol, igwe prince u no well. actually this suicide people don tire me sef. all this thanks to our fake social media life and social media influencer here n there way don turn profession.
princeking2:
Well done Sir.
You haff tried.

Next suicide please...
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester United Vs Manchester City (0 - 2) On 24th April 2019 by omachimyk(m): 10:39pm On Apr 24, 2019
yungmill:
Liverpool can only win the EPL when cars start flying.

The always walking alone club come May 1 barca will hammer in your trophy less mantra as usual and put y'all where you belong, it's gonna be an EPL clean sweep that's if spur's got the balls to even whoop Ajax.

You Will Never Win Anything.
i will remember this
Family / Re: Father Refused To Attend My Wedding by omachimyk(m): 12:30am On Apr 22, 2019
Marriage26:



My papa no get emotion o... We were brought up with iron hands, bro, the matter pass Abacha regime. He's a dictator... Impregnating before wedding is against my faith but he's surface Christian, and by the way, while growing up, he beats us for not remembering church sermon.


I have met him severally, he never gave any reason, also in the history of the family, I am the first person that want to pay a lady bride price before pregnancy or living together or attempting wedding...
sums it all bro, its a negative trend in the family. Don't go physical about it tying to persuade the old man. Break the negative circle in prayers and the rest will follow. It's ur personal battle
Family / Re: Pastor Discovers His Children Are Not His, After DNA Tests by omachimyk(m): 2:40pm On Apr 21, 2019
first of all I disagree u re pastor, if u were nairaland will not be an avenue for your counselling. Secondly u said " I didn’t tell her about my condition because I was hopeful that God will heal me" there u av it boss, you have been healed with sons to show for it. Cunny man die, cunny people burial am.
Family / Re: Pastor Discovers His Children Are Not His, After DNA Tests by omachimyk(m): 2:37pm On Apr 21, 2019
damiloladuke:
A Pastor is considering divorcing his wife upon discovering that 'his children' don't belong to him, after DNA tests were being conducted on them.

In his narration, the man revealed that he had an accident years ago before meeting his wife and he was told it would only take a miracle for him to father a child.

Surprisingly, years into their marriage, his wife gave birth to their 1st child and then the 2nd and then the 3rd. But after DNA tests were done on the three children, it was revealed that they belong to another man, though his wife is not aware of this.

Read his story:

I have been married for 14years, we have 3kids (all boys) but none of them belongs to me. I know this for a fact but my wife does not know I know. Let me explain.

5years before I met my wife, I was involved in a car accident together with two of my friends. We were travelling and our car skidded off the road. I was the only survivor of that accident.

l spent about 11months at the hospital and that left me with a condition that says I can’t have children.

i gave my life to Jesus Christ and become a committed Christian after the accident.

In summary, I became a pastor in a local church in my community 5years later, I met my wife in the process. I didn’t tell her about my condition because I was hopeful that God will heal me. 6years of our marriage my got pregnant and had our first child.

To be sure, I secretly went for a DNA and it was clear I wasn’t the father. I repeated the test for all 3children and they are all not mine. I have been living with this situation for the past 8years and I am beginning to get irritated by both the children and my wife.

My Wife pretends to be a good wife. She goes around preaching to women in the church about the need to remain faithful to their partners but she has had 3children by another man or men l don’t know. I want to confront her, but l am confused as how to go about the situation

l am just angry and irritated by everyone in my house lately. I feel like a total stranger in my own home.

what should I do?

https://lailasnews.com/pastor-discovers-his-children-are-not-his-after-dna-tests/

first of all I disagree u re pastor, if u were nairaland will not be an avenue for your counselling. Secondly u said " I didn’t tell her about my condition because I was hopeful that God will heal me" there u av it boss, you have been healed with sons to show for it. Cunny man die, cunny people burial am.
Business / Re: How To Start Egg Distribution/supply Business In Nigeria by omachimyk(m): 1:00am On Mar 20, 2019
Maket:
I am saying God bless you.

Mr Sada is a farmer. He lives in Sapele just like Success the warri school girl.

He grows yam, cassava, corn and oranges at that time there is no Obasanjo to introduce poultry.

He works hard and goes to church on Sunday but as a poultry farmer your mind will be in your farm while in the church.

Eggs is very nutritious and good for the body. Marketing in both Rural and Urban environment just like success story of warri.

you been cram this reader too?
Science/Technology / Re: Photos Of Cobra Found In My Room by omachimyk(m): 1:12pm On Mar 19, 2019
LuciferPrayer:
A cobra roommate? shocked shocked
Obara Jesus!
[img]https://media1./images/14201823de2d573eeb85bd81a8348cb6/tenor.gif?itemid=7990684[/img]

may what happened to this man, not happen to even ur enemy. pretty sure he was bitten by that serpent.

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Agriculture / Re: 22 Weeks Old Layers Not Laying Yet by omachimyk(m): 8:47pm On Mar 07, 2019
Shawlambivert:
wink
currently on livestock feed or u re formulating the feed? ,livestock is a brand like chikun, vital et al.
are u buying livestock feed or homemdade recipe, is the feed mash or pelleted? thanks
Agriculture / Re: 22 Weeks Old Layers Not Laying Yet by omachimyk(m): 8:44pm On Mar 07, 2019
chief, i learnt vital feed causes prolapse on the birds, is that true?
EmmGee:

first of all, its like you were not giving them the proper feed. you don't switch from grower feed to layer feed until you see dropping of about 40% (not exactly sure of the figure). also the reason why they're not yet laying may be because of stress, maybe there are times you didn't feed them at the right time. they are very fragile animals and that stress could accumulate and delay their drop date.

my advice to you is to feed them regularly and don't skip their feeding time, also feed them the right qty. about 200birds consume 1bag in a day(we use vital feed brand so i don't know if it's a brand thing..)

continue giving them grower only until you pick about 20-30 eggs a day.

never leave them without water. water does 70%of the work, while feed does the rest.
you can also try giving them booster in their water

if they're about to start laying, there are ways to tell
- their head(that thing that's on their head), will be reddish and will grow out
-when you do like you want to catch them, they won't try to run, but they will stay in one place and squat
-you can put your finger in their behind, if it slips in, then they're close... i personally never tried this last one, but I've seen someone do it.

Finally, stick with one brand of feed. i recommend vital feed...
I'll restate, keep giving them grower until they start dropping
Sports / Re: Fans Stabbed Ahead Of Europa League Clash Between Lazio & Sevilla by omachimyk(m): 1:41am On Feb 15, 2019
Where are the crazy fans in this video?
Crime / Re: Passengers Narrowly Escape Accident As FRSC Official Fights Driver . by omachimyk(m): 12:15am On Nov 12, 2018
The law says you have 24hours to present your licence, don't know of vehicle papers follow sha
Liliyann:
FRSC are higher thieves!!!
I remember the day they stopped me and was asking for nonsense, all my explanation telling them my paper was at home and I just needed to take my car to carwash fell on deaf ears!!
I had to call their boss that was a friend to my boo before I was allowed to go!!!
Its good to know someone in this country
Crime / Re: Oluwapelumi Orungbe Last Tweets Before Death By Suicide by omachimyk(m): 12:40pm On Jul 27, 2018
Csami:
I admire her courage. Rest easy now, they can't hurt you anymore.
Really? Death is just the beginning

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Politics / Re: Meet Bisi Adeleye Fayemi: Biography Of Ekiti State First Lady In Waiting by omachimyk(m): 11:18am On Jul 19, 2018
Administration1:
Must they add Feminist
the tin tire me oO, feminist the new trend, every tom dick n harry na feminist. Just hatred for men, they don't even know what the word FEMINISM means
Health / Re: Helpful Remedies For Fixing Bad Breath by omachimyk(m): 12:55pm On May 12, 2018
How about Active probiotics heard it get rids of undigested food the gut and colon that also cause bad breadth.

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Travel / Re: 10 Reasons Why You Should Consider Studyin In South Korea by omachimyk(m): 6:36pm On May 11, 2018
fulaniHERDSman:
grin grin
So that that crazy DEXTER look alike with maxi trouser will wake up some day and nuke me along his perceived enemy bah?
hahahahaha bros u made me laff
Crime / Re: Lady Caught Stealing 8 Chickens In Benin, Stripped Unclad By Mob by omachimyk(m): 8:01pm On May 03, 2018
Rubbish. And we can't srip the government or politicians unclad. Na our fellow common citizen we fit attack. That's why stupid people keep ruling us. And we channel the hate to the wrong people

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Crime / Re: Thief Forced To Eat A Plate Of Raw Pepper After Being Caught (Video) by omachimyk(m): 7:44pm On Mar 16, 2018
ozodigboo:
This punishment is worse than beating. His stomach and intestines will be permanently damaged. May suffer peptic ulcer for the rest of his life . Poor thing
but oyibo de do hot chilly competition na, way people go de eat fresh pepper
Family / Re: Wife Caught Her Cheating Husband With Another Lady, Pours Hot Soup On Him by omachimyk(m): 8:42am On Feb 09, 2018
Na arrangi video jareh, and they were videoring without interruption, what's hot about the soup?
diasporaman:
A Nigerian lady caught her cheating husband with another lady, slaps him and pour hot soup on him.

This is a good lesson for men who cheats on their wife







https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2WX9iqOb8lg
Celebrities / Re: Shirtless Davido Pictured With D'banj, Don Jazzy And Reekado Banks by omachimyk(m): 10:08pm On Dec 29, 2017
gabinogem:
Why their head bend
na techno phone. It brings out the real head

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Religion / Re: Benny Hinn 'Faints' As A Nigerian Sows $1 Million Into His Ministry (Video) by omachimyk(m): 3:36pm On Nov 19, 2017
AlfaSeltzer:
And they say I should not worship Satan.
ah pls do oO
Celebrities / Re: Yomi Fabiyi Petitions Lagos Police To Arrest Eniola Omoshalewa Eunice by omachimyk(m): 3:28pm On Nov 19, 2017
Feranmicharless:
‪here's my yesterday's predictions. Man City cut my chance of winning just 8K ��I need the money. B941ETSESEECER-2805761‬
Egbon, don't give up

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Agriculture / Re: Cost Analysis For 1,000 to 3000 Poultry (layers) Capacity & Feed Mill In Nigeria by omachimyk(m): 8:02pm On Nov 02, 2017
KENNYAGRO:
Please how much is a carton of broiler now and which one is the fastest growing specie?
And how much will it cost me to rare them for 2months
ermmm, pls which breed did u arrive at? Abor acre or cobb500?
Crime / Re: Kogi Civil Servant Commits Suicide; Recently Had Triplets After Childless Years by omachimyk(m): 3:01pm On Oct 22, 2017
What are they waiting for? Is this not enough for mass strike? #bouazizi
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nigeria Immigration Service (NIS) Recruitment 2017 "Record Cannot Be Saved". by omachimyk(m): 5:14pm On Jun 05, 2017
sirmmykay:
I WILL ADVICE YOU TO USE MOZILLA. I I HAD ISSUE WITH CHROMES UNTIL I MADE USE OF MOZILLA, FILLED EVERYTHING AND UPLOAD MT PASSPORT WITHOUT STRESS
starting a fresh reg orusing Mozilla to log in?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nigeria Immigration Service (NIS) Recruitment 2017 "Record Cannot Be Saved". by omachimyk(m): 5:13pm On Jun 05, 2017
0806436bnj:
Please friends, i Can't lock my data after feeling. These the respond "Record Cannot be Saved". Why this? Your respond is needed please. Thanks
I still can't lock my data, even after using Mozilla, please were u able to lock yours? And how did u do it? Thanks for speedy reply
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Kpmg Graduate Trainee Aptitude Test 2015 by omachimyk(m): 8:04am On Oct 29, 2016
Abeg me ma I need the 2016 past questions biko omachimyk@gmail.com

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