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Romance / Re: Top Ten Funniest Nigerian Chat-up Lines by Omezuu: 8:46am On Sep 01, 2014
Idrismusty97:

Solomon have 300 wives(not 700) and 700 concubines. Most of those aren't even Nigerian Chat-up lines.
Solomon had 700 wives and 300 concubines. Please confirm from the bible.
Romance / Re: 14 Things To Say To A Girl You Love by Omezuu: 1:41pm On Aug 28, 2014
constance500: mehn. grin i hear you ..

u forgot to mention "BABY, send me your Account number" grin
leave the op, he is only a dreamer.
Romance / Re: Where Do You Work?-the First Question Ladies Ask Guys. by Omezuu: 10:27pm On Aug 25, 2014
urhoboman: I stay in lagos. I still don't believe approaching a PH babe will prompt her to ask that question.
Does the following happen?

YOU - HI!!! How u cutie?
PH BABE - where do u work?
YOU - what is ur name?
PH BABE - I said where do u work?
YOU - cnt u jux return my greetings first? Btw I don't work.
PH BABE - *walks away*

Bro reason am na, doesn't ryhme, if u tell us they are only looking for bigger pockets, that I will understnd beta.
yes that is exactly what i mean. That is the trend here.
Romance / Re: Where Do You Work?-the First Question Ladies Ask Guys. by Omezuu: 10:06pm On Aug 25, 2014
beckyomas: For me, my first question is 'how old are you'?
Not all of them o, I'm just hearing this for the 1st time.
Yes and what kind of girls do even approach? According to urhoboman there.
it's the normal girls we see everyday.
Romance / Re: Where Do You Work?-the First Question Ladies Ask Guys. by Omezuu: 9:52pm On Aug 25, 2014
urhoboman: what type of girls do u approach? How can the FIRST word from a girl be "where do u work"? Adonbilivit#
Do you stay in Port Harcourt?
Romance / Re: Where Do You Work?-the First Question Ladies Ask Guys. by Omezuu: 9:49pm On Aug 25, 2014
Emmafrancis: Op so u don follow notice this their new trend. So annoying.
No be small thing o! I don suffer pass Job for their hand.
Romance / Re: Where Do You Work?-the First Question Ladies Ask Guys. by Omezuu: 9:46pm On Aug 25, 2014
It's not that the question is bad but i think that question should not be the first thing the guy is confronted with.
Romance / Where Do You Work?-the First Question Ladies Ask Guys. by Omezuu: 9:05pm On Aug 25, 2014
If the economy of this nation does not improve, in the next ten years Nigerian men will hardly find a woman to marry. Every girl i say hi to, the first question she would ask is 'Where do you work?' even before asking 'what is your name?' the situation has become so bad. Gone are the days when they said women are moved by what they hear. Now they are only moved by the car and money they see.

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