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INI EDO HAS REALLYY GOT ENUF HATERS, FANS LMFAO

Greatest Futoites!!!!
:oHapi 2 read 4rm u guys,Afam u've done a gud job.Am Itakiri, Uduak(Peace Alapa's friend),Environmental Technology graduated 2005,served in Oyo State and job huntin in Lagos.Afam wat abt Matata,ur Futo girlfriend and her friend?op they r al kol.My warm regards 2 dem al.
Hapi 2 read 4rm my felow futoites,pray God 2 c each and evryone of u thro,grant us sucess as we journi ahead in life,and grant us a gud job.AMIN----o
Afam luv 2 chat wit u lata next wk.HAPI ESTEMED XMAS AND A PROSPEROUS NEW YEAR 2 ALL FUTOITES.[/color][color=#990000][/color][color=#990000][color=#990000][/color]

Manchurian Candidate

U make me wanna PUKE MEn dis is so disgusting!!!!!!!!!!!! how on earth can u be so cruel 2 a little girl by deflowering her at d unripe age of 14!!!!!!!! haba dats pure and unadulterated child abuse. _{if ders a word like dt} if she were 2 b ur younger sis would u allow another guy hurt her lyk u just did? men i think u shuld have ur head examined 4 even thnking of getting married 2 her! think straight and do d right thing 4 once. Go and look 4 sum1 ur age 2 get married 2.

Every lady has always had dis dream of her guy proposing to her in a very romantic, lovely way. depending on her likes/ dislikes.
As 4me i think im sick of d regular ring in d ice-cream stuff, i would like 2b proposed 2 in a diffrnt setting dts very romantic dt will leave me breathless. but i guess i will leave dt 2 my boyfrnd 2 figure it out
So i'm throwing dis open let me hear ur views.

kissing on the first date is not bad and definitely not wise. make the kiss a big deal, let him long for it until he lost the hope of getting it as usual. kiss him unexpectedly


i quite agree with u. make him long 4 another date with u then allow ur head control u n not ur hart. u cant go bout kissing evry tom dick n harry dt asks u out 4 a date. hell nooooo. think be4 u act.
as 4 me, my reply is NO, if he's nt patient enuf 4 another date then he's probably nt worth wasting a kiss on.

dis is the best piece i've read on nairaland i culdnt stop laffing till tears came out of my eyes.
Dis is realy crazy.
if na me see ghost my leg for dey touch my head. , infact my body leg no go see ground
nobody wan die young

very funny cant stop laffinggggg

culdnt stop laffing wonder wer u got such joke 4rm. u shuld b a stand up comedian. verry tite