the idea of udeme in guiness ad. sucks.

that's crazy, but i must say that i represents the true situation. Girls suck especially when they start seeing other men.

A nun went to see a doctor for the result of her urine test. Somehow, there was a mix-up in the results. When the doctor announced to her that she was three months pregnant, she exclaimed: " Mother Mary, so we can't even trust candles these days!!!"

Once president Olusegun Obasanjo was in a meeting of all heads of states in London, he was opportuned to have a private conversation with the Queen of England during a cofee break. She said "Obasanjo, do you know that the reason why there is poverty in Africa is because African leaders are unintelligent?" Obasanjo retorted in his usual loud and frog voice in the yoruba accent, "ahh, your majesty, that is not trr-uuue."

The queen then said, "to confirm this, i'll ask you a question," to which Obasanjo said "go ahead your majesty." She asked, "who is that child of your parent that is neither your brother nor your sister?" While Obasanjo was trying to guess the answer by humming "ehhh, ehhh, ehhhh," Tony Blair pass by and the queen quickly called him and motioned  Obasanjo to wait. While Obasanjo was watching, she asked Blair "Blair, who is that child of your parent that is neither your brother nor your sister?" Immediately Tony Blair answered "that should be me." The queen then turned to Obasanjo and said "you see, i told you; just take that question home and ask your Nigerian leaders, you will see that African leaders are not intelligent."

Immediately he got home, Obasanjo quickly summoned all the senators and honorable members of the house of reps. He told them that he had a task for them which they must provide the answer in not more than one week. He asked them the same question "who is that child of your parent that is neither your brother nor your sister?"

All the senators and honorables were confused and didn't understand what politics Obasanjo was trying to play this time around; yet they couldn't find the answer to the question. But then, in that same week, there was a conference of African leaders in Ghana, and the then speaker of the house Na'aba, and senate president, Okadigbo represented Nigeria.  When they met Jerry Rawlings, the then president of Ghana, who transformed the Ghanaian economy (a real intelligent man), who was also at the conference in London, the two Nigerians thought it was an opportunity for them to find out the answer to Obasanjo's question on that thought that he might know what obasanjo knows.

So the two Nigerians ask Jerry Rawlings, "please sir, we have a little question for you" to which he answered "go ahead." Then they asked him the question "who is that child of your parents that is neither your brother nor your sister?" to which he answered, " that's me."

When Na'aba and Okadigbo got back to Nigeria, Obasanjo summoned all the leaders again and requested for the answer to his question "who is that child of your parent that is neither your brother nor your sister?". Immediately, Na'aba and Okadigbo answered, "the answer is jerry Rawlings." Obasanjo retorted "Jerry Rawlings koo, Jerry Gana nii, common, the answer is Tony Blair."

MAD MAN

In a psychiatric hospital, the director thought that it was time to let some inmates who are now healthy go home. But then, there was only one  way to determine who was  actually healthy: TEST THEM OUT. So he gathered all the inmates that have spent considerable time in the hospital and are responding to trtreatmentHe gave them the good news that some of them were going to go home if they could prove that they are now healthy by passing the test that he would pose to them. This evoked excitement among the inmates. The director then drew a beautiful car on the black board and said: "you see, gentle men this car you are looking at is bad and cannot move. The only way it can move is to push it. So I want you all to help in pushing the car."

Without waiting for the director to finish, all but one of the lunatics ran to the black board and began to push the imaginary car on the black board with cries of excitement.

The director continued to look curiously at the only man who did not join in the pushing, thinking that he is actually healed. So he asked him, "young man, are you not going to join your mates in pushing that car?" The man replied: "me? over my dead body! How can i join those MAD MEN to push that car that cannot move?" The director was supprised at this and thought that he had finally found a healed inmate. But then he questioned: "Why do you think that that car cannot move?" The lunatic replied: "How can the car move when I have the keys in my pockets?" The director replied: "you are a MAD MAN."

hi, i studied philosophy, i enjoy everybody in this forum, i don't mind a cooking job.

i guess the final selections have been made and the game begins soon. u may have to wait for a nother time.