Welcome, Guest: Register On Nairaland / LOGIN! / Trending / Recent / New
Stats: 3,198,671 members, 7,968,935 topics. Date: Monday, 07 October 2024 at 03:29 PM

OMUWUNMI's Posts

Nairaland Forum / OMUWUNMI's Profile / OMUWUNMI's Posts

(1) (2) (3) (4) (of 4 pages)

Culture / Re: How Is Christmas Celebrated In Nigeria? by OMUWUNMI: 9:10pm On Dec 15, 2007
i sure say na you dey inside that outfit wey the masquerade wear,una how masquerade bizness?
Culture / Re: If You Can Speak Yoruba, Talk It In Here! by OMUWUNMI: 9:06pm On Dec 15, 2007
segoye2:

Ekule eyin omo oduduwa tooto.
Oti to ojo meta kan bayi ti mo wa si ori threadi ti owa ni ori alantaku ti a mo si weebu yi.
Se ara gbogbo yin le ooo, Igbagbo mi ni wipe mo ba gbogbo wa ni ayo ati alafia.
Mo se pada wa si ile ni ooo, ise aje ati oro ilu wa o je kin pada wa si ori threadi yi. Ati pelu, oro lori eto igbeyawo mi ati eya mi lo gba okan mi.

Baale se ewa laafi? mo gbiyanju lati ri yin nigba ti mo soda si US lati ri yin sugbon, ipade ti abalo n wo alaale, we were too busy to calculate a time for ourselves. Sugbon ko si ijonu, ma yojusiyin laipe yi. Paapa julo, kin to se igbeyawo mi, ma ri yin, you are a talent, and I will want you to chair the whole ceremoney. Koda, ni Nigeria ni ati ma se Igbeyawo ohun.

Bawo de ni ore mi Ikomi?

Eku imura odun tuntun ton bo lona ooooooooo.

Emi ni oreyin, ti yin tooto.

Segoye2
na where you go hide since?abi olopa oyinbo don gbab you for yonda?anyways good to hear from you again,
compliments of the chicken season
Culture / Re: What Do You Women Think About Nigerian Men? by OMUWUNMI: 8:54pm On Dec 15, 2007
omoge:

ha!! mo gbe!! kilon wa mi si? OB, iwo na eh grin
e bami sofun baby ye koma ilo o,
baby jowo kini mi da,
e ba mi so fun baby ye ko ma lo o,
omode se mi mo fe muyan,
baby jowo wa gbemi saya,
kowa fife tutu sokan mi o

we have an unfinished business to finish,but you know now,ask obowunmi and iya aje they will tell you,
i missed you baby tongue
could you pls drop your e.mail add in my box,check my profile for it,pls make my day,thanks baby.
Nairaland / General / Re: it is well by OMUWUNMI: 8:49pm On Dec 15, 2007
na me get the wallet abeg call my nomba{08056234465} make i know how i go collect am.
Education / Re: NUC: Lecturers Must Obtain Doctorate Degree By 2009 by OMUWUNMI: 8:33pm On Dec 15, 2007
anoda monkey business wan start again for naija.
Politics / Re: First Lady Slaps Aide by OMUWUNMI: 8:26pm On Dec 15, 2007
me i no blame the woman na wetin[b] ADE [/b] go find for Kenya,na wa for this awa people sef,na any country them dey go to look for wok,instead wey i go go kenya,i go go iraq,sudan,afghanistan or pakistan to sell oporoko{stock fish}or purepoor water,abeg make una tell ADE make him come back to nigeria before dem kill am for kenya,abi the first lady na him sugar mummy? grin grin
Politics / Re: Behold The Past Of The People,s Governor{ibori} by OMUWUNMI: 8:18pm On Dec 15, 2007
Wilfem:

@ Poster
Source of the info, please. Or who is the reporter of yours?
sidon there james{bond}ibori junior grin
Culture / Re: What Do You Women Think About Nigerian Men? by OMUWUNMI: 8:02pm On Dec 15, 2007
omoge:

real eewww grin
crookish, eye service, connish, liars, etc so much jo grin. but we still hang out with them right? yeah with shined eyes grin
open ya eyes and smell the coffee while it is yet to brew grin
moti wa e wa e o baby,
ase nile yi lowa o ere ya,
pele oju e o etike,
bebe idi e o eru.

you can only run but you can,t HIDE kiss kiss kiss
Culture / Re: How Is Christmas Celebrated In Nigeria? by OMUWUNMI: 7:53pm On Dec 15, 2007
@ikamefa which knd sukulu you go?dem say how is xmas celebrated in nigeria you begin blow Yoruba Yoruba dat it is e ku odun,na the ansa to the question be dat,no wonder you spend 8yrs for primary skul,7yrs for secondary and 6yrs for teacher training,for say this question na anoda exam now na so you go get CARRY OVER the course,small time you go say na ogun idile,take your time to read question before you ansa because i tire to dey waste my money honey on you kiss kiss kiss
how come you even get ikamefa?you sure say you be human being? grin
Culture / Re: If You Can Speak Yoruba, Talk It In Here! by OMUWUNMI: 7:36pm On Dec 15, 2007
Dr Ferlie:

mo wapa o, mr omuwunmi.
mo dayin moo daadaa. se e ti gbagbe wipe tag team ni wa.
olorun a te mr obowunmi ati iya aje si afefe rere o. awa lama bori awon olote ati admin..
ilu yii ko dun mo bii ti tele nitori isele kayefii ti o sele ninu ilu wa. a gbo wipe baale nba iyawo segeoye sun ninu aafin. ni owo baa te baale. bi segeoye se fi olopa mu baale niyen o. ki olorun o ko baale yo ninu wahala yii.


heya,ase iru nakan bayi sele ni abule wa,lawon kan o je ka rimu mi,bi a ba soro won a ni isokuso la nso,ewo loda ju ninu eni ti o nso isokuso ati eni ti o nba iyawo oniyawo sun lafin?eemo re o,won ti gbagbe pe talker lasan lawa awon gangan ni doer,amo inu mi dun si pe won fo abe iyawo segoye lafin,se e gbagbe pe segoye wa lara awon ti won dite mo obowunmi ati iya aje labule wa,olorun lo mu,bi emi na ba ni opportunity ma fo abe iyawo e just to slight him,awon eleha nko?se won o ja si?ajide ara abe a ma je o
Religion / Re: Teacher Arrested In Sudan Over A Bear Named Muhammad. by OMUWUNMI: 1:54pm On Dec 15, 2007
olabowale:

@Nwando and Omuwunmi: First, my Senior wife is in DC, right now. My younger is on
a journey. Neither have been to Nairaland.com. However, both know that I blog on it.
Sincerely, neither will entertain any conversation from a third party about me. My senior
wife was a widow of a prominent Nigerian. I still have room for two more wives. I do not
get involve in Muttah and I don't go into a relationship with the intention to divorce! Your
conversation with either woman will not be possible!

To Omuwunmi: Maybe I am Asewo as you have said. It has to be in my head, because I do
not perform adultery, and before I got married, there was no fornication in my life! Not because
I was never tempted at times, but God Almighty Allah provided all the defense mechanisms
to protect me from this evil actions: So I fast, regularly and often, and the fact is that most of
the people close to me, in my private life are serious Muslims! There is no room for me to stray!
Most importantly, I fear God in my own naive way. And Omuwunmi, I am very aware of HIV/AIDS!

My dear sister, how you come to your conclusion, blows my mind. I live in NYC. I am a very desirable
and successful man, with very deep pockets! There are women in NYC, and I do not have to look
elsewhere for pretty Black African, specifically Nigerian women! If you do not live in NYC or the
Northeast of the US, I will be wasting my time. I have a niece in Abuja who is named Omowunmi.
I just in the past 48 hours saw your name, and your email in your profile did not lead me to
believe that you are a Yoruba, anyway! I invited you in the same way I invited Pilgrim. Just because I
was not inviting Nwando, is based on my statement to her the day before.

I Kinda come to Nairaland this morning after prayer, with the hope of responding to Pilgrim and D-reloaded, and then
I saw your statement! Let me say this to you, I do not deny anything I say or do. This is the reason I will
try to do the best towards my soul. You got the wrong opinion, and you have mistaken big time. I thought
you were talking to somebody else until I read that you were responding to my quote. First are you a
pretty woman? I love my women to be exotically pretty and have self worth, with high quality of morality!

I am only interested in Trophy women, for marriage! Sincerely, fear God Almighty and suspection and
accusation are instruments of devils! Do not be too proud and arrogant about your evil deeds. To talk about
your involvement of illicit sex, drinking and smoking as if they are virtuous deeds, is a sign of being led astray!
Do not let the evildoer makes evil deeds seemingly honorable to you. There is nothing Islamic about being a
liberal Muslim, except in label only. Maybe it is one of the 73 sects. But there is no success in anything that God
is against! Okay, Omuwunmi, you are a Yoruba woman. Why are you not bashful about the name and its
offending the sensibility of others? Just for the record, I do not want you. I am certain that the Holy Prophet
would not have wanted your type anyway! My proof is that he never took any woman who offered herself!
yawns and sleeps off
Religion / Re: Jesus' Tomb Revealed. Jesus Wasn't Resurrected by OMUWUNMI: 1:48pm On Dec 15, 2007
babs787:

@omwunmi



I thought you lied that you are a muslim but your post exposed you here.

Do you any proof that he was a saviour?


se na because of me you come cafe,na wa for you o,
anyway i dey go romance section follow me go make we go romance small as my this thing dey hungry  you,but rememba to leave your tesbiu behind otongue tongue
Religion / Re: Teacher Arrested In Sudan Over A Bear Named Muhammad. by OMUWUNMI: 1:39pm On Dec 15, 2007
babs787:

@omuwunmi




Point of correction, I don't hate christians because I have them as friends but telling you now that christianity is a fraud.



Your post exposed your dishonesty. Go and learn what it is meant by being a muslim; its not bearing a muslim name, living in a muslim community, having muslim parent etc that qualifies you to be a muslim. A muslim is someone that does the will of God. I don't want to go into that much but if you need any assistance in relation to what Islam is about, google it out or call on me and I will put you through rather than showing your ignorance here grin. Since you are not a practising muslim how does that qualifies you to be a muslim because you are acting against what Muslim stands for.


You still showed yourself here. Since you claimed that you are a muslim, please can you please show where we are told to booze? You can never be a muslim because you are acting oppostire the commandment of the creator.



What do you smoke, weed, ganja or what grin?



Ots is becoming clearer that you are not a muslim and I even doubt it if you are having a wife hence your doing the fokking as put by you.


I have not killed anybody and I will never do that because my creator is against that.



Go on ,its your life to be raw but let me remind you that you will be accountable for your deeds and action when the D-day comes and please make sure you are prepapred because if you don't have Islam, nothing for you (being a practising muslim).



Do you have to post foul tstatement because you are on Niaraland?


Thank you grin


Welcome
you still don't get it,i said its my life and not yours and as for the judgement day i would be judged and not you,so give me a break,all this your dogo turenci se na because i no gree make you touch me,no matter wetin you write my ansa is NOOOOOOOOOOOOO,i no dey do tongue tongue tongue
May kelly:

Well before i santion the teacher i need to ask her some few questions:

1. Is she aware of the bear naming by her student or is she the one that named the bear Muhammad?
2. Does she understand the name Muhammed in Sudan cultural way or whatever?

can someone give me the answer now
aunty abeg no draw us back again,the matter don pass that level now we dey for injury time grin grin
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Imo State Origins Only by OMUWUNMI: 1:11pm On Dec 15, 2007
zignor:

ezendigboone . . .why now? sad


lol cheesy cheesy cheesy grin

i hate tribalism and tribalistic people.
Religion / Re: Jesus' Tomb Revealed. Jesus Wasn't Resurrected by OMUWUNMI: 1:04pm On Dec 15, 2007
Nella:

Jesus' Tomb Revealed. Jesus Wasn't Resurrected??
just a question 4 d person who made this forum: " which planet r u 4rom undecided undecided undecided undecided
HEL,abi hell no be planet? grin


WHATEVER ANYBODY LIKE MAKE HIM TALK,JESUS IS THE LIGHT AND THE SAVIOUR tongue
Religion / Re: God,Allah Do We All Serve Same God? by OMUWUNMI: 12:49pm On Dec 15, 2007
for where?God na the koko,the real thing gan gan,but allah na one babalawo for saudi arabia,
you no fit compare the two,just like you no fit compare heaven with hell,
BABA GOD NA HEAVEN,allah be hell
Religion / Re: Teacher Arrested In Sudan Over A Bear Named Muhammad. by OMUWUNMI: 12:35pm On Dec 15, 2007
babs787:

This person showed what christianity is all about and how they can be so raw publicly.
see youurself,wetin dey for my write up to show say i be christain?se na the walahi talahi,omu,toto or my thing na for mohammedi wey i write?it shows how myopic you are and how much you hate christains and christainity,for your information i be liberal muslim but not a practising moslem,because i dey booze,smoke,do the do{fok}and i no dey follow una kill people{i,m not sorry to disappoint you}and talking about being raw in public,its my life,i don't need to live it to please you or any fokn soul and for your info its a free world,and in case you have forgotten you are on nairaland,not afghanistan,pakistan,saudi,iraq or zamfara,alhaji WELCOME TO NAIRALAND
Politics / Behold The Past Of The People,s Governor{ibori} by OMUWUNMI: 12:19pm On Dec 15, 2007
Behold the story of the people,s governor,nigeria we hail the:Ibori: More Revelations About His Past
Our Reporter - 15.12.2007

AS Ibori's trial begins, startling revelations have surface about his two convictions in London More facts are now emerging from the UK over the fraudulent life history of James Ibori and his wife, Theresa Nkoyo Ibori (nee Nakanda).


Sahara reporters investigators have unearthed never-before-published information about Ibori's criminal past in London in the early 1990s. According to UK court documents obtained by Saharareporters, James Ibori was twice convicted for stealing and dishonest acts by UK courts in 1991 and 1992.


In his first trial, his then girlfriend (now wife), Theresa Nakanda, was convicted along with Mr. Ibori on January 25, 1991 at the Isleworth Crown Court in London. In that trial, Theresa Nakanda, who gave her date of birth as January 5th 1968, was convicted on two counts and fined £300 and £450.


James Ibori, who, according to court documents, gave his date of birth as August 4th 1962, was also fined in the same amount. At the time of his conviction, Ibori lived in the Middlesex area of London.


Ibori (who used "Obori" as his last name) was working as store cashier in London with Wickes, a home improvement chain. The court case charged that Ibori aided his girlfriend, Theresa Nakanda, to steal building materials from the store over a period of time.


According to the prosecutors, Ms. Nakanda would come into the store where Ibori was a cashier to "buy" building materials and Ibori, as the cashier, would act as if she had paid for the products by checking her out through his cashier slot. She never paid.


Court details revealed that Ibori and his girlfriend carried on their defrauding of Wickes for a long period of time. Unknown to them, security cameras monitored their activities and, sometime in 1991, policemen were called in to arrest both Ibori and Theresa Nakanda.


The Isleworth Crown Court convicted them both for stealing. They were let go after paying 300 and 450 pounds each as fines for stealing and dishonest acts.


Despite that conviction, Ibori continued his acts of fraud in the UK. In 1992, he was arrested for using an American Express Gold credit card stolen from another person. He was tried at the Clerkenwell Magistrate's Court and convicted for stealing and credit card fraud. Again, the court imposed fines of £300 and £400 respectively as penalty.


However, when two citizens of Delta State challenged Ibori's competence to run for governorship by drawing attention to his conviction, the former governor, according to a lawyer who asked not to be named, heavily bribed judges of the Federal Appeals Court as well as justices of the Supreme Court.


--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Imo State Origins Only by OMUWUNMI: 12:13pm On Dec 15, 2007
yeye dey smell hises and walks away
Religion / Re: Teacher Arrested In Sudan Over A Bear Named Muhammad. by OMUWUNMI: 11:48am On Dec 15, 2007
olabowale:

@Pilgrim.1: She you don finish ya pressing appointment?

Are you ready to rumble? Let go on a more pressing matter, the plagiarising
thread! You bring your Bible and the Qur'an is always standing ready! I don't
think Nwando is up to the challenge. Neither are you, but you are more of a
fresher blood! lol.

I could have invited Omuwunmi. But i am not so sure if she is up to it!
alhaji walahi talahi you be proper ASHAWO just because you see OMU for the front of my name you want invite me,invite me for wetin?see your life,so with all this your holy holy if you see toto you go do?well na your eye see am your thing no go touch am as i no go gree you touch me,my THN is only for mohammed and you know say if him catch you near me na kill him go kill you {no thanks to sharia}
Religion / Re: Should True Followers Of Jesus The Christ Celebrate 25 December by OMUWUNMI: 11:36am On Dec 15, 2007
jerrymania:

oh my God! u so[b] raw[/b]! tongue
na which one be raw again?ok i dey raw make you cook me now but no take me do xmas i no be turkey like mr turkey grin
Culture / Re: If You Can Speak Yoruba, Talk It In Here! by OMUWUNMI: 11:26am On Dec 15, 2007
Dr Ferlie:

mr omuwunmi , e ku ojo meta oooooooooooooooo.
awon omoge yin nko?
mr fadiferlie bawo ni se e wa?
so e si dami mo?
a ku asehinde mr obowunmi ati iya aje ti awon olote pa amo tolorun o pa,
ki obo oba oke ma ko wa yo
pls keep our secret secret o,owo aye o ni ba wa o amin,
but mo notice pe ilu yi o dun mo bi tigba kan,se ko si?abi ogun wolu ni?
Culture / Re: Can You Marry An Ijebu Lady? by OMUWUNMI: 11:14am On Dec 15, 2007
Tawa-Temi:



Whatever,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, If its to satisfy our husbands/ wifey cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
tawa temi,se o ni ido?abeg to ba ni ido gbami lago ki nwa fi ahon lado. kiss
Religion / Re: Should True Followers Of Jesus The Christ Celebrate 25 December by OMUWUNMI: 10:48am On Dec 15, 2007
Mr. Turkey:

you dumbf_ck, actually you have ended up being the butt of the joke as i am seriously campaigning for the postponement or total cancellation of the xmas celebrations, you think i like it when i know that millions of my fellow turkeys worldwide are going to be massacred on that day or on any other festive day for that matter

it's folks like you that laughed and made fun in the days when Noah was building his ark, imagine you saying people would still drink booze as if that is the actual essence of the celebrations

people like you give christianity a bad name, fake ass booze drinker knucklehead hell buddy worldly thing like yourself angry

at least someone else wants the celebrations stopped, i support as long as you do not propose a new date for christmas grin

sorry o mr turkey,we go chop plenty turkey and toto that day and you no fit change or stop the celebrations grin grin grin
Religion / Re: Redeemed Church Opens World's Biggest Auditorium, Costs N7.7b by OMUWUNMI: 10:08am On Dec 15, 2007
hey guys watchout the men of God are coming  grin grin grin
khai_khai:

good thing say u talk am small small before our soldiers of God descend on you with spiritual battle axe.

una don talk una own. some of us beg to differ.

sheep keep following your "man of God" and the RGGC business empire.
una no just wan hear say people poor for this world.
i still say, poor and needy people still dey suffer. some of una million million for fit helep them.

Enjoy your next[b] convention [/b] at the place.

Halleluyah! ! !


confession you mean.
Religion / Re: Should True Followers Of Jesus The Christ Celebrate 25 December by OMUWUNMI: 9:18pm On Dec 14, 2007
before nko?when do you think we should celebrate it?
Religion / Re: Teacher Arrested In Sudan Over A Bear Named Muhammad. by OMUWUNMI: 8:34pm On Dec 14, 2007
allah because of dat i go change my dog name from bingo to mohammed,nonsense
Religion / Re: Redeemed Church Opens World's Biggest Auditorium, Costs N7.7b by OMUWUNMI: 8:29pm On Dec 14, 2007
runsaway:

[size=14pt]THIS IS THE LAST TIME I WILL POST THIS
RUN YOUR MOUTH AT UR OWN DETRIMENT
[/size]

you are on your own after this




your congregation is in tens of millions, now assuming you hold a service for them once every month and you get almost a million in attendance, do u keep them out in the open under the sun and in the rain when you have a couple billions in your account ---NO
you hold a meeting each year with millions in attendance- 3 million and still counting. do you keep the millions in the cold over night for a vigil? NO

what do you do? you build an auditorium to house them, one big enough for a million people. and u give them basic necessities such as chairs, fans, bulbs, PAs, toilets etc.


now mathematics starts.

a million 'okplast' chair at one thousand naira is how much
1 000 000 * 1 000 = 1 000 000 000
thats one billion for those of you who can't count.

bulbs, fans at half a billion or there about
cement at half a billion or there about
keep counting and you will be surprised that they spent less than 8 billion.

everywhere around the world, if you want quality software at a good price you go to the Indians
same thing for construction, if u want quality structures at an affordable price you go to the Chinese.
who were you expecting them to give the contract to? the thieves Nigeria contracted the Benin-ore road to or 'ogroma' who did ogun state road and the road was full of portholes before a year was up.




AND
Rccg was founded by Pa Akindayomi
unku abeg tell us a story
Religion / Re: Glory To Jesus, Honour To Mary! All The Real Catholics Please Stand Up! by OMUWUNMI: 8:16pm On Dec 14, 2007
Re: Glory To Jesus, Honour To Mary! All The Real Catholics Please Stand Up! una i don tire to dey stand up,leg dey pain me make i sidon small before Jesus go come.
Islam for Muslims / Re: Why Do Muslims Face The East When Praying? by OMUWUNMI: 8:05pm On Dec 14, 2007
mrpataki:

This topic has been over dealt with. grin
for where?wen me i never give am my blow,this thread go hear weeeeeeeeeen for our hands until we dey satisfy wid dem{muslims}answer. grin grin

(1) (2) (3) (4) (of 4 pages)

(Go Up)

Sections: politics (1) business autos (1) jobs (1) career education (1) romance computers phones travel sports fashion health
religion celebs tv-movies music-radio literature webmasters programming techmarket

Links: (1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (10)

Nairaland - Copyright © 2005 - 2024 Oluwaseun Osewa. All rights reserved. See How To Advertise. 69
Disclaimer: Every Nairaland member is solely responsible for anything that he/she posts or uploads on Nairaland.