iice:

Sleep tight granchile. . .mesef dey go sleep

me i dey go soak gari and kulikuli

toyinrayo:

LOL. . . . you nko?

village hunter

toyinrayo:

no probe babe, it's hermaphrodite

hmmm village headmaster

dis xmas bele,abortion,hiv/aids go plenty yanfu yanfu so says[b] I NEED A GUY FOR XMAS[/b]

abeg leave the man jo,why you dey greedy like dat?only you fit finish the THING,no kill yourself for nothing o.

toyinrayo:

hmmmmmm. . . pele o. it sounded like an insult. . . but i no dey for internet love o.
just want to know which one you are. . . .like Cute N and Hot, he's male this month, the next month the dude is now a female. i don't get it o.

well the guessing game is one of the things that make nairaland interesting at least for crazy people like me,well if you must know i am an hymaprhodite[pls help correct my spelling i no go school}

toyinrayo:

and where did you read that from my post? happy that you're happily married o. . . am not for Internet love. so stupidity is the order of the day? how many dish of it did they serve you yet? abi you wan confess you ate it all? bro, abeg calm down, was asking because you might be one of those shemales, i've seen too much of them on nairaland lately.

and in the future, when someone ask a simple question, learn to answer without abusive words. it's like one of your customers comes to ask you a question: "sir, where can i find the boss"?
you answer with " look at this ashewo who wan sleep with the boss"

it makes no sense, if you can't reply the simplest question. , i wonder for you o.

hey man where is your sense of humour?
can't you take some joke,you better watch how you react to people on nairaland so that you don't get yourself high blood pressure,i was only kidding,too bad u got it all wrong.

minute:

lol-it took me some time to read and understand what omowunmi(you[b] are not obowunmi,are u[/b]?) typed in yoruba.

obowunmi is my twin broda from anoda moda

toyinrayo:

@OMUWUNMI
abeg, answer me jo. which one you be? female or male

hmmmmmmm,see this asawo man,he wan know my sex so dat he go fit toast me on nairaland, me i no dey for internet love o,so i no go tell you,moreover i,m happily married to Jesus,oju e lo ri ete e o ni ba

jayvin01:

*was succesfully ignored*

thanx man

jayvin01:


*i can smell a harsh ban on you !! lets see if this user ID **OMUWUNMI** last for a week!*

na today?king pharaoh do pass dat where him dey today,abeg no take ban do shakara for me again on nairaland,i don pass dat level.

ifyalways:

abeg make i laugh real hard now that i have the opportunity without any fear of being
wumi i be like say you no send oooooooooo
keregbe is that the new name ?Lmao

send?say wetin happen,nairaland na we own,seun is just a caretaker just like yaradua{our president}is the caretaker of nigeria,without us there is no nairaland,imagine make all of us no come nairaland for one day,seun go nearly die,forget all this him gra gra,one day we too go ban seun for nairaland.

donforts:

heello omowunmi can we chart

if you mean chat aint no hassles,but if na chart abeg i no dey for that o,and mind you no let the name [b]OMU[/b]wunmi decieve you o

cute_N_hot:

wonder what Thiefofhearts is doing right now?

and me too,i,m wondering why you are wondering,well if you must know,she is right here beside me,dont ask me what we are doing

happy keresimesi and new yam to all of una,rice and goat meat i have none,but may God grant una all una heart disaya

ndumart:

I pretend as if i didnt see your comments about seun

and your choice for him, well not bad, at least the children will never starve.

starve?[/b]how do you mean?ok i see,you mean the front [b]FEEDING BOTTLES on her chest,i,m sure seun too would make good use of them,i just hope he wont be fighting his children because of the keregbe

ifyalways:

trying so hard not to laugh.
wumi that is wicked oooooooooooo.
anyway i don't think seun send pesin make him find wife for am.
oga administrator is perfectly capable of doing anything he wants to do.

especially banning people

definitely she would be kool for seun or what do you think?

saucekid:

^{corrupt mind,omowunmi . . . . .
like that}

na wetin abeg leave me o

toyinrayo:

but am not. . . .

so what,s your ansa to my question?

toyinrayo:

ehrrrrrrrrrrm. . . .

You have not ansad my question,stop playing hard to get

what does it take to get to know u chat with you[b] WITH NO STRING ATTACHED[/b]

toyinrayo:

LMAO. . . yes sir

may i ask you a question?

hmmmmmmmmmmm,i love your sense of humour,but dont let it get into your coconut head o

love is what you feel when you feel what i,m feeling for SOMEONE SPECIAL right here on nairaland[b],SHE IS MY NOMBA ONE[/b]

toyinrayo:

lmao. . . yes, am in command o. . . . so i command you, omuwunmi to take my position from now on.

No mum,my own craze just start today but you have been at it for a very long time,so na you craze pass me,so the position fits you more than me,UP PRESIDO

OMUWUNMI:

toyin tomato,you too don dey follow us craze?welcome to aro

na you craze pass craze

ogrebuga:

Look at all of them, craze people, **shakes head** _{even that toyinrayo girl sef dey among the craze people sha. . .}

for here na toyinrayo be the commander in chief of crazy people,na she be our matron,iya gbogbo

they are searching for the right size of their

me too,i am in LUST WITH LIES

ndumart:

Omowunmi - I guess thats a lady's name. I think u will make an ideal partner for him.

me to marry seun,God forbid bad thing if i marry am God know sey na me go kill am,how many times the guy don ban me for him nairaland,but just like him i always come back with new identity,seun is too full of himself,he behaves like MR KNOW ALL.

And point of correction pls,the name is omuwunmi{as in oyan wunmi} and not omowunmi,you want to know the meaning? sorry i dont have time for that now as i have to go for evening service

toyinrayo:

lmao, . . .you're not serious

toyin tomato,you too don dey follow us craze?welcome to aro

toyinrayo:

@jay
love you too. . although sometimes i want to give you a good punch in the stomach

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm,@toyinrayo,na wa for you,your market just dey sell like viagra on nairaland,abeg sofri sofri,nairaland guys are dangerous o

Finecat:

@Toyinrayo

I want to hear how you will sound when pump your hump. I bet you sound like Ekitiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii !

irora awe

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm,na wa o make oga administrator just talk say him dey look for wife from any of the female nairalanders instead of this corner corner style or are you shy?why shall you be shy?you doesnt have to be shying shy ke,no be you get nairaland again?any girl wey no gree you for nairaland,use your trade mark[b],BAN [/b] her

hmmmmmm,just talk say you come nairaland come advertise your market,asewo no be work o

come to my house around midnite make i do deliverance for you,na[b] WINSH PEOPLE[/b] dey worry you for ameLica