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Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Single Mothers Meet Single Fathers Here,don't SHUT UR HEART! by onionsoup(f): 5:41pm On Oct 01, 2016
joshboo:
hello, need a single mum to be friends with, I've got a lil cutie( boy). add on whatsap- 08166313508

Hi i ain't a single mum. I'm just single but we can be friends
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Nairaland Virgins' Lounge by onionsoup(f): 3:11pm On Oct 01, 2016
Hello everyone, please what's for today's topic? Coz I like it heregrin
Crime / Re: Margaret Emefiele's Kidnappers Demand N1.5billion As Ransom For Her Release by onionsoup(f): 10:59pm On Sep 30, 2016
tripzalee:
Naw chiken change naw


Sus... Spotted grin


Ar tok enitin
Politics / Re: I’ll Continue To Blame My Predecessors For Nigeria’s Woes – Buhari by onionsoup(f): 6:08pm On Sep 30, 2016
And now, ladies and gentle men.. Tha blame game begins right from tha presidential palace. Buhari against his predecessors and tha citizenry against the presidency... Who go win grin

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Politics / Re: Ambode, Obiano, Ugwuanyi, Tinubu, Others For World Igbo Day In Lagos by onionsoup(f): 11:31am On Sep 29, 2016
Arthurwinner:
thank God for creating me as an Igbo man
you know you are blessed if you are on of us


Them don talk forget to include date for the Lagos event
Business / Re: Naira Falls To N460 Per Dollar In Black Market by onionsoup(f): 10:42am On Sep 29, 2016
SammieLowkey:

Gbam!!! angry

Please tel me I am wrong!! shocked shocked shocked
Business / Re: Naira Falls To N460 Per Dollar In Black Market by onionsoup(f): 10:00pm On Sep 28, 2016
SammieLowkey:
460? Honestly, I fear for this country's future.
.
Meanwhile, the thunder wey go fire all APC zombies go combine forces with 48 African countries. angry


Eemmm pls oo I'm not a math's guru but does that mean 460 x $200 = 92,000.00? angry
Politics / Re: APC Woos Edo Voters With Akara, PDP Reacts (Photo) by onionsoup(f): 6:13pm On Sep 28, 2016
Iykestix:
What kind of campaign strategy is this one now?
Akara? No bread sef to take follow am up


Op I can't believe you got 84 likes and 6 shares. No be bread dey on top table so? Abu recession hold you and followers for eye My friend, zoom in joor. Or change your phonegrin
Romance / Re: My Fiance Is Leaving Me , Cause I Let Out My Painful And Biggest Secrets To Him by onionsoup(f): 10:49pm On Sep 26, 2016
Cutehector:
Pls shut up and ask God for forgiveness! Are you d only one dat has committed abortion? David killed Uriah and had sex with his wife and he prayed for forgiveness and d lord forgave him..



So may people in d past have in one way or the order committed crimes against humanity and God forgave them. Pls ignore such suicidal thoughts and seek the face of God


You no add say " besides, suicide = hell straight" abeg sis chill forgive yourself and move oooon.
Education / Re: How Do You Pronounce These Words? by onionsoup(f): 10:55pm On Sep 24, 2016
Juanita is pronounced Wanita
Sword is pronounced Sord
Buhari is pronounced Buhari or Bubu depending on if you had a meal that day.grin grin

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Phones / Re: Why Buying Iphone7 Is A Complete Waste Of Money by onionsoup(f): 9:34am On Sep 24, 2016
manuel80:
Ok..

Whhhhaaaatttt!!!!
Apple dey sell name join the whole thing


But Apple na #200 for market na shocked. Na wa oo!
Health / Re: 10 Amazing Things The Body Does To Keep Us Alive by onionsoup(f): 10:11pm On Sep 19, 2016
I bow before Your majesty. God of all flesh! The Omnipotent, Omniscience, Omnipresent God of all the ends of the earth. The creator of the universe. None, none, none compares to your holiness. Thank You for creating me and for loving me the way you do. Much respect sir!
Crime / Re: Two Nigerian Men Arrested In Thailand For Drug Trafficking (pics, Video) by onionsoup(f): 9:26pm On Sep 19, 2016
Ikbobby:
Hopefully the make their ways right with God before they are eventually Killed by the Thai government smiley


They had better make piece with God cos no earthquake can deliver them now. Heaven straight sha.
Health / Re: Man Abandoned Wife In Hospital Over Inability To Pay N520,000 Hospital Bill by onionsoup(f): 3:08pm On Sep 18, 2016
dacovajnr:
7kids?? Rat poison?? But How?? Am not understanding!!! shocked shocked

No border bros. The change is too much, you can't fit understand

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Politics / Re: Expect Serious Famine In Nigeria, UN Warns by onionsoup(f): 5:03pm On Sep 16, 2016
MadCow1:
God Punish United Nations.. angry


Famine for where? Naija?!!


Dem no sabi us be that..


Marrafakkas.. angry


MadCow1 againgrin
Romance / Re: Facebook User Said This About Sex And Success by onionsoup(f): 3:55am On Sep 16, 2016
VolTOxic:
Instead of her to strive towards being successful, she and her friends are dreaming about fúcking financially successful men. But what do I know, Hoes will always find a reason to justify their promiscuous life. But that's none of my business. cheesy

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Mmmh non of your business but you make sure say you talk wetin dey ur mind sha lol

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Romance / Re: Please I Need Advice...... She Is A Single Mum by onionsoup(f): 1:03am On Sep 15, 2016
Mayflowa:


When you give, you give freely with no expectation whatsoever. That is true giving! Whether the child's father comes to benefit from the child or not doesn't reflect in selfless love and givings


I agree with you child, na to avart future wahala and quarrel make me talk so
Politics / Re: Femi Fani-Kayode: "5 Plane Crashes In 1 Year In Nigeria Were For Sacrifices" by onionsoup(f): 1:02am On Sep 15, 2016
DeKen:
Can't this guy shut his trap for a while?

Oga why should he shut up

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Romance / Re: Please I Need Advice...... She Is A Single Mum by onionsoup(f): 12:49am On Sep 15, 2016
bilulu:

bros does d age matters? mind u I finished my Nysc not last year


Ehen, guy so why you dey ask whether to kwontinu na? You love her which is most important. Jus make sure say the pikin papa no go show up one day Kom wan chop for where im no invest. Clarify that and you good to go. Train up that child in the way of the Lord. But wait o was the lady married to the child's father? If yes ma hand no dey oo. Check wetin God talk for im word about that kain situation. Bottom line make double sure that Gods on your side.

THE COUNSELOR grin
Politics / Re: 7 Prisoners Who Turned Leaders Of Their Countries by onionsoup(f): 2:00pm On Sep 13, 2016
OP YOU NO ADD JOHN JERRY RAWLINGS OF GHANA 1979 - 2000
sombori klap for me kpobo ni wven grin

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Crime / Re: Woman Stole A Pot Of Soup: Policeman Pays Complainant N3,000 by onionsoup(f): 8:58am On Sep 13, 2016
olumaxi:
Police had done more harm than good....and who knws mayb d DPO is sexually attracted to d mother of five

You are forgiven by the host of heaven. I no kon know wetin Baba God go do you for that opata wey fall from your mouth so.... n ingridient!

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Family / Re: My Wife Spat On My Face This Morning, What Should I Do? by onionsoup(f): 11:33pm On Sep 12, 2016
VolTOxic:
Most men would have given her a beating, but you kept your cool. For that I respect and admire you. Now to the point, Yes. Please send her away. That woman hates you!

How can your own wife say that horrible thing and spat to you face?! She hates you. She have crossed the line.
You said your marriage is a curse. You are not happy at all. Neither is she. You are not making a mistake. Do it.

You are a true gentleman. You deserve better. You'll find someone to heal your wounds. Don't even waste your time for any shìt counselling. She is not the woman you fell for. That woman is gone the moment she spat. Forever.


I beg you no answer this advice oo. Surely she did wrong and for you to keep your cool the way you did and have done shows you have a certain kinda strength other men will wish for given the circumstances.

Jesus was spat on yet he said to His God and father "forgive them for they know not what they are doing" man, I am so proud of you. And will plead with you again and again to let go and let God. something she will love and respect you for in the future. She will change, so don't throw your love away, don't send her packing. Trust me when I say you are teaching her a serious lesson by being sllent and if you are a Christian, please take your gentlmaness a little further by praying for her. God no fit ignore this golden trait that you have exhibited. He ain't a man that He should lie, neither is He the son of man that He should repent of His word - He will come when you call.

Peace.
THE COUNSELOR.
Food / Re: Bag Of Rice May Sell For N40,000 By December - Minister Of State For Agriculture by onionsoup(f): 1:54pm On Sep 12, 2016
InLoveWithGod:
May God help us. I will have to stop buying rice then.

Na fat full am b4 sef lipsrsealed
Crime / Re: Man absconds with Ex-wife’s Newborn Baby To Negotiate Dowry Refund (photo) by onionsoup(f): 2:07pm On Sep 11, 2016
nnachukz:
You have started the blame already by mentioning his name. It means something inside you tells you the hardship occasioned by his poor economic policies caused it. Otherwise you wouldn't have mentioned his name as nobody else has done so before you.

kihehehe sharp response bros. You took it out of my mouthgrin
Crime / Re: Man absconds with Ex-wife’s Newborn Baby To Negotiate Dowry Refund (photo) by onionsoup(f): 2:04pm On Sep 11, 2016
midolian:
Holding a day old baby hostage because of N40,000 dowry?

Indeed, there are people in the world so hungry, that God cannot appear to them except in the form of bread.

Continue to Rest In Peace Mahatma Gandhi. You almost saw it all.


Loool bros you funny oo " Indeed, there are people in the world so hungry, that God cannot appear to them except in the form of bread" grin grin

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Romance / Re: Men, 7 Ways To Keep Your Woman Glued To You During Recession Period by onionsoup(f): 8:50pm On Sep 08, 2016
Well sha, this is my list that works wonders any day any time

1. Give her money
2. Give her money
3. I say give her money
4. Don't think about it just give her money
5. My final and best advice to you bro, Give her money.
grin grin grin

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