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Celebrities / Re: Janemena Reacts To Prince Kpokpogri Leaked Audio On Dirty Sex by Onliie(m): 11:31am On Oct 17, 2021
ThreeEyedRaven:

But he is aware she is married ? What are you defending bro? He's equally guilty man, it's takes two to fvck and he's even more stupid for coming out to say it publicly that he slept with a married woman. thunder fire him there
You want to compare covenant with awareness. Do you know what covenant is?
Celebrities / Re: Janemena Reacts To Prince Kpokpogri Leaked Audio On Dirty Sex by Onliie(m): 11:29am On Oct 17, 2021
hammer567:



IF THAT GIRL HANDLE YOU IN BED, PLUS DROP HALF A MILLION IN YOUR ACCOUNT AND HAND YOU THE KEY TO UNA BENZ.



MA FRIEND, U GO BE HER PIIMP, FRIEND AND HUSBAND... EVEN BABY DADDY!
Na your type dem dey talk. Now you don talk something for your mind. Money worshipper.

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Celebrities / Re: Janemena Reacts To Prince Kpokpogri Leaked Audio On Dirty Sex by Onliie(m): 11:27am On Oct 17, 2021
ThreeEyedRaven:

The hoes dint fvck herself. It takes two to make a hoe. They're equally guilty of the shame. Enough putting it all on women. No be stupid ashawo man go dey fvck married woman ?

He's even more stupid for not being ashamed to say it publicly
The man was not the one that entered marital covenant. He didn't vow to his husband to remain faithful. There's difference

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Celebrities / Re: Janemena Reacts To Prince Kpokpogri Leaked Audio On Dirty Sex by Onliie(m): 11:18am On Oct 17, 2021
Olodo24:
I pity any woman that'd be fucking with KpoKpo after now. That guy na disgrace to men's folk. This olosho sha suppose keep kwayet so the that the gist go die, but I know say she wan use am stay relevant cos them fit do anything to trend. Tonto own sef worse. Na Jane husband I pity pass sha
That Jane's husband is actually worse than her wife. Why would you open your eyes and marry someone like that. Simp husband. Weak man. Nonsense endorser. Ahab husband, Jezebel enabler. Disgrace to marriage ministry. Marriage bastardizer. Had he mean he was deceived and doesn't know the kind of girl she is, he deserves all pity. But I have no love for him. He's actually endorsing and actually encouraging immorality. He his real enemy of marriage.

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Celebrities / Re: Prince Kpokpogri: Janemena & I Had Sex Severally (Leaked Audio) by Onliie(m): 9:13pm On Oct 16, 2021
I no blame the girl, I blame the guy that knew her ways and still married her. Stupid men, endorsing immorality through marriage.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: What To Sell Near Police Station by Onliie(m): 11:44pm On Oct 08, 2021
obonujoker:


This wasn't talking about the rapture... Read your bible Sir... Read the parable of the ten virgins...
Oya what was it talking about
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: What To Sell Near Police Station by Onliie(m): 4:59pm On Oct 08, 2021
YorubaKinging:

False doctrine added by evil Catholics,

Jesus is coming down to the Earth with his hosts

He will meet us here

No one is flying to meet him halfway



so where did you get your own doctrine
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: What To Sell Near Police Station by Onliie(m): 4:49pm On Oct 08, 2021
YorubaKinging:
Yes, exactly, just like I said , few chosen or the elects will be saved, just like 7 people were saved from the flood

There's nothing that shows their taken away is by what you called rapture

They can be hidden or protected miraculously



1 Thessalonians 4 Vs 15For this we say unto you by the word of the Lord, that we which are alive and remain unto the coming of the Lord shall not prevent them which are asleep. 16For the Lord himself shall descend from heaven with a shout, with the voice of the archangel, and with the trump of God: and the dead in Christ shall rise first: 17Then we which are alive and remain shall be caught up together with them in the clouds, to meet the Lord in the air: and so shall we ever be with the Lord.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: What To Sell Near Police Station by Onliie(m): 4:36pm On Oct 08, 2021
YorubaKinging:
The end is near

Contrary to the belief of many so called Christians who never for once read thier Bible with understanding

But they depend of the false prophets to feed them lies

We also have our false prophets here on nairaland,

The chief of which is righteousness2

There's no rapture , no one is going to be taken away

The Catholic devils inserted that particular misleading deceptive verse attributed to one Paul

In all the books written about the end times, there's none that points to an event where people will be taken away before punishments

Jesus said in Matthew 24
21 For then shall be great tribulation, such as was not since the beginning of the world to this time, no, nor ever shall be.

22 And except those days should be shortened, there should no flesh be saved: but for the elect's sake those days shall be shortened.


The days of tribulations will come and even the elects will be on the ground and be saved or hidden

29 Immediately after the tribulation of those days shall the sun be darkened, and the moon shall not give her light, and the stars shall fall from heaven, and the powers of the heavens shall be shaken:

30 And then shall appear the sign of the Son of man in heaven: and then shall all the tribes of the earth mourn, and they shall see the Son of man coming in the clouds of heaven with power and great glory.

31 And he shall send his angels with a great sound of a trumpet, and they shall gather together his elect from the four winds, from one end of heaven to the other.

It's only after the great punishment that Jesus will now come and start gathering all the scattered children of Israel from all around the world and bring them to thier land once again as promised


Please don't put your mind to any rapture,.

Prepare your mind for war and punishment

Only those who persevere till the end will be saved

Matthew 24 Vs 37But as the days of Noe were, so shall also the coming of the Son of man be. 38For as in the days that were before the flood they were eating and drinking, marrying and giving in marriage, until the day that Noe entered into the ark, 39And knew not until the flood came, and took them all away; so shall also the coming of the Son of man be. 40Then shall two be in the field; the one shall be taken, and the other left. 41Two women shall be grinding at the mill; the one shall be taken, and the other left.
Family / Re: My Wife Is Having An Emotional Affair With Her Pastor by Onliie(m): 9:29am On Oct 06, 2021
The problem is from the beginning, never marry a foolish woman. It's better to stay single for long period. This women will have sense when they stay long before getting married. You should have been observant is your courtship or dating period. Even Bible confirms there are foolish virgins

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Family / Re: My Wife Is Having An Emotional Affair With Her Pastor by Onliie(m): 9:23am On Oct 06, 2021
truthCoder:
hnmmm.

first, stop reading blogs that define relationships.

lets go practical. I speak the truth and it might hurt.

your wife and you got married not because you are best of friends but because you both seem to meet certain societal requirements you both set for yourselves. You wanted a virgin and a church girl from a good home. She wants a good man with a good job who will love her.

This is where the problem starts. You and your wife might be married but you are not friends. She needs someone to be free with and currently you are not..the pastor is.

Here is what you should do.

First ball is you. Are you the kind of guy that is not easily approachable by the wife on petty things? If you are, you need to change. She must have access to you on everything. If she thinks about ABC, she must be able to gist about it with you. Be more open. As regards sex, she is a learner...teach her...Sex is not just the penetration. Learn about taking it sloowwwww....For the next few days, make love without penetrating her. make her relaxed, give her a good massage, help her clean her ear, arrange her hair, help her try on different clothes, just lie on the bed and gist, kiss and cuddle, give her head, cut her toenails, do everything that involves touching but no penetration. This will loosen her more.

Take the pastor's phone number. Call him and tell him you are XYZ's husband. Don't allow him to 'pastorize' you. Tell him you have seen the chats and you are disappointed. Tell him he should never contact your wife again or he is going to see hell on earth. Tell him you will come into the church during service to embarrass him if he doesn't stop contacting your wife. Tell him you will report him to Winners Headquarters in Ota and via social media then hang up the call.

Next ball park is your wife. Sit her down and have this conversation with her. Tel her the most important relationship she has is the one with you. Every other one is secondary. Tell her you would love her more if she can make you her friend. If she has any thing to discuss, She should be free to do so with you. Show her love. Show her that she matters. Gist with her.

You will win her back
All these nonsense, you can never satisfy a woman. She has to work on her self and be contented with her life
Jokes Etc / Re: Most Used Memes On Nairaland by Onliie(m): 4:11pm On Sep 26, 2021
This

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Health / Re: Help: How Do I Stop Oily Face Or Control It? (picture) by Onliie(m): 3:45pm On Sep 25, 2021
Idamond:


My face is always OILY and it also cause PIMPLES on my face because of that I stop applying cream on my face, and the resultant is causing pimples on my face..

even after taking my bath in less than an hour oil will pop out from my face even if I'm under an air-conditioned...
please how do I stop these.
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Family / Re: If Your Daughter Did This To Your Car, What Would You Do? (Photo) by Onliie(m): 8:09pm On Sep 24, 2021
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Celebrities / Re: Money Is Everything! - Bobrisky Tells Chude Jideonwo (Video) by Onliie(m): 6:44pm On Sep 21, 2021
This mumu will learn the hard way just like many generations of fools have learnt.
Celebrities / Re: Alex Unusual Criticize Ladies Praying That Somebody’s Son Should Find Them by Onliie(m): 3:39pm On Sep 21, 2021
Authority1o1:
Okay...


I agree with her submission, only that she's being inconsiderate and itsy bitsy unsympathetic.

She found her way to the spotlight for a moment, which made her visible to rich pricks.

How would a regular girl from a regular background build up herself when there are no pricks to invest in her clitocurrency wallet?

She can only dream and pray.

Romance / Re: My Married Ex Pestering Me For Sex by Onliie(m): 11:42am On Sep 19, 2021
Some guys when dey have girls pestering them for sex, they think it's because they are attractive or because they are quality men. But they don't realise are entering into trap.

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Car Talk / Re: Delta Man's New Car Involved In Ghastly Accident Before It was Delivered To Him by Onliie(m): 3:59pm On Sep 13, 2021
Easy come, easy....

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Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Cheated And She Told Me, How Do I React? by Onliie(m): 12:20pm On Sep 13, 2021
Gaddafih001:
Bastards loading.
She’s going back to another one to do same.
She is only remorseful because the guy was below par compared to you on bed.
Wait till she meets someone that will be as strong as a chimpanzee,even if the person dey roast corn,you are history.

She is wired to cheat and forgiving her won’t recode her genetical attributes.

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Politics / Re: Many Bandits Killed As They Flee Into Military Camp In Niger by Onliie(m): 7:31pm On Sep 12, 2021
kokoA:
How come you're accessing the Internet when telecommunication has been cut off?
answer o
Religion / Re: TB Joshua’s Wife Evict Disciples From SCOAN (Video) by Onliie(m): 2:36pm On Sep 12, 2021
RiyadhGoddess:
Till date, I don't believe in the word 'Female Pastors', I will rather call them Church Mummies!
This news isn't surprising. This is what happens when the 'Daddy GO' dies. The woman immediately changes cabinet and that is usually the down fall of such churches. Check the history of churches whose founder (husbands) died and their wives took over, check what's left of them. It's usually not always the same ever. Another Bethel loading...

This is why I do say this with my full chest that 98% of these Female Pastors are ONLY Pastors because their husbands or the man they are crushing on are Pastors. They are Pastors because of the need to support their husbands ministry. Some of them even became born again, active in the church so as to win the Pastor into marriage which earned them an automatic 'Pastor Mrs'. When their husband dies, you will see the true color of Mummy GO / Pastor Wife. Mummy loves me, mummy supports my ministry, die first we go confirm am.

Many workers and pastors who have toiled and labor in the church will be thrown into 'Oh God' and 'it is well' and mummy's excuse will be, he or she never liked & respected me when my husband was alive, they are stealing church money bla bla bla.

Woman no dey born again finish ooo Fear Woman!
woman no dey born again finish. You have wisdom. Kudos

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Romance / Re: Help Me Please This Masturbation Is Changing My Life by Onliie(m): 2:32pm On Sep 12, 2021
SeyiFargo:
I started masturbating while I was 15yrs old, hence I have been trying on how to stop it.. All has been fruitless embarassed embarassed..
Anyone with a solid way of stopping this shiit, am tired of it..
All comments are welcomed
Let's push this to the fp so every Nl monikers can help me out ��
WhatsApp me on 08153046090
Investment / Re: Eatrich Investment Fails To Pay Billions, Investors Protest, Blame Influencers by Onliie(m): 1:57am On Sep 11, 2021
Lazy youths
Celebrities / Re: Frank Edwards Celebrates His 32nd Birthday Today by Onliie(m): 2:20pm On Sep 08, 2021
Lighthammer:
do u have any robert ludlum novels?and the ones from d o fagunwa
there's audio on YouTube for all fagunwa novels
Crime / Re: Usifo Ataga: Court Orders Chidinma, Accomplice Trial At High Court by Onliie(m): 8:18am On Sep 07, 2021
What am I reading? So it's no longer chidinma that's the murderer?

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Taliban Parade American Military Equipments & Armoured Trucks: Pics & Video by Onliie(m): 4:24pm On Sep 04, 2021
American don't care to leave these toys Because next war is going to be nuclear
Celebrities / Re: Teni With Her Pants Down On A Toilet Seat (Photo) by Onliie(m): 1:21pm On Aug 30, 2021
Asiwere
Politics / Re: Police Panel Recommends Demotion For Abba Kyari To Prevent Extradition by Onliie(m): 10:24am On Aug 28, 2021
Jerryherd:


Did Abba Kyari stop them from being probed
Is it Abba Kyari we are talking about or the panel? Read the topic well. The fault lies with the panel.
Politics / Re: Police Panel Recommends Demotion For Abba Kyari To Prevent Extradition by Onliie(m): 10:20am On Aug 28, 2021
Jerryherd:
cool



Sentiments apart on what grounds were they going to dismiss him over?

You don't just hand people sack letter without going through due process


If a Civil Servants commit an infraction appropriate punishment is stated in the Civil Service act

If a Police officer commits an infraction appropriate sanction and punishment is stated in the police service act

In the case of Abba Kyari his only probable infraction is unlawful detention of Vincent for more than 48 hours without a court order

You can't hold him on bribery allegations when non of his BVN Account was used to receive suspicious fund or any cash traced directly to him

to the sentimental people I took the liberty to get you the link of the police act, you can read police service commission act too , this are what would guide the panel not FBI or US federal laws

https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=https://placbillstrack.org/upload/Police%2520Act,%25202020.pdf&ved=2ahUKEwjPk7y2nNPyAhWsEWMBHQhrBwcQFnoECAMQBg&usg=AOvVaw3W748ORWLgNlvvKDP4Sjdj




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Okay, this is police. Bring out the owner of the account and interrogate maybe you will be able to trace the movement of the funds to him. You're sentimental as opposed to what you claimed. If he didn't receive from the funds, them let the receiver also be probed.
Romance / Re: Are You Tired Of Masturbation? by Onliie(m): 3:33pm On Aug 26, 2021
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