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Politics / I'll Be Satisfied When No Nigerian Is Hungry - Goodluck Jonathan by Onosy: 1:05pm On Jul 09, 2013
President Goodluck Jonathan on Monday said his job as the leader of the country could only be complete when no Nigerian went to bed hungry. shocked lipsrsealed

Is the above not a political statement....looking back at the Hardship (Sufferings) His performance and the Fuel Increment (Subsidy) brought upon Nigerians in his tenure
Nairaland / General / Re: Picture of the Man that Changed His Face To A Dog Face Through Surgery by Onosy: 6:54am On Jun 22, 2013
Dont knw what the world is turning into!!! with so much crazy lads/people
Nairaland / General / Picture of the Man that Changed His Face To A Dog Face Through Surgery by Onosy: 6:52am On Jun 22, 2013
This is what a friend calls “very madt guy”… this cute looking Brazilian dude is so eager to be a dog so he pays for a plastic surgery with his own money, hoping he can become the first "Dogman" in the world. See photos of his new look below:

Your thoughts!!!

Phones / Re: Plz Help Me.how Do I Subscribe To A Bb Plan On A New Tecno N7 by Onosy: 10:37am On Jun 11, 2013
@Physise Please can I get the MTN Unlimited and Etisalat tweaks....onosman1@yahoo.com
NYSC / Re: Which State Will You Recommend To A Corp Member by Onosy: 1:22pm On May 29, 2013
Pinopinoguy: Pls for those that have passed out or currently serving the country,i want to know the state of d federation which u can recommend to a prospective corp member in terms of low cost of living,adequate security,allowee and accommodation.

Na u wan post yourself...NYSC don finish ooo....
Autos / Re: The Truth Abou Cotonou Ask Me Cotonou Based Parc Owner by Onosy: 8:01am On May 01, 2013
parcfadi: trucks etc Will be higher Then the saloon Cars

being trying to call your no....not going thru....post ur no if there is another
Technology Market / Re: Fairly Used Modems Needed Urgently by Onosy: 6:24am On May 01, 2013
Some people too like fairly used things undecided undecided....fairly used laptop, modem, bags, shoes, shirt etc...some self fit even marry fairly used wife or husband... grin grin grin
Romance / Re: How To Treat A Lady! by Onosy: 1:51pm On Apr 29, 2013
kulyie: @ op singing in usher raymond's (if i was your girl,ill treat you good cheesy) anyway back to the issue any man who has all this characteristics or close to the or just even has 15 of them over 3o will EARN someone like me.we ladies are not asking for too much wink we only need you to be PERFECT GENTLE MEN:once you are all of the above,i assure you,infact quote me anywhere,you will get a good girl who will be loyal to you in everything and with everything,she will literarily kiss your feet. cheesy

@ op ose jare,if you are all of the above,apply within wink

If you want men to be "PERFECT" gentle men? what will the ladies be?

Every woman wants a gentle man...but they are not gentle themselves....

Every woman wants a GOD fearing man... but they are not God fearing themselves...

you can only attract what you reflect...if you r gentle and GOD fearing then and then only can u attract a gentle and GOD fearing man...no more no less. lipsrsealed

A dog can only attract a dog and a cat can only attract a cat... angry

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Romance / Re: How To Treat A Lady! by Onosy: 1:50pm On Apr 29, 2013
@ Op shocked shocked shocked
Autos / Re: The Truth Abou Cotonou Ask Me Cotonou Based Parc Owner by Onosy: 8:19am On Apr 29, 2013
parcfadi:


Around 3.4 Million CFA for the car, 400,000 CFA for custom cotonou, 200,000 Naira seme border

is the 200K Naira constant for all cars or its according to the model and make of the car (e.g. suv, truncks, vans, saloon etc..)
Autos / Re: The Truth Abou Cotonou Ask Me Cotonou Based Parc Owner by Onosy: 6:03pm On Apr 27, 2013
chronique: Funny how you say an agent who takes a buyer to cotonou is scamming the buyer by collecting 50k - 100k back behind the buyer. Are they suppose to do it for free? Are they not rendering services to their clients? You sound like a bad biznessman trying to put others down to rise. There's a difference between a person scamming and a person charging for a job done. I'm not a cotonou dealer though so don't think I'm fighting my cause;no. Weight your choice of words properly else you put other genuine dealers in bad light. Coming out plainly to tell people yours is cheaper would have been more appropriate. It's just like me telling people that other clearing agents are scamming people because my price is cheaper than theirs;it's a wrong assertion. Try to understand words properly before using them. I know the average car buyer is ready to sidetrack the dealer to get it cheaper from the importer. If a dealer goes behind to get a cut,then he's probably dealing with a shylock buyer;I speak from experience. All the same,wish you luck.

No agent take a buyer to cotonou for free, after charging the buyer for their services, they try to get more money behind the buyer's back....

and the buyer will think its just the money they bargained that the agent is getting...no matter how you paint it, a scam is a scam any day anytime....

we do bad things and call it good names...do u think its easy making the money....after working for your money one guy in the name of an agent will want to collect one's money illigally because they know a little more about the biz than the buyer...

bad people don't like honesty but i must give kudos to Parcfadi for coming out plain. Thanks!

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Autos / Re: The Truth Abou Cotonou Ask Me Cotonou Based Parc Owner by Onosy: 2:43pm On Apr 27, 2013
What is the cost of a Toyota corolla 2004 model and a Toyota Camry 1999 model with the clearing in cotonou... Please don't include the Seme Border Clearing (Nigeria)
Autos / Re: Purchase Cheap,accident free cars 4rm Cotonou.. by Onosy: 5:22pm On Apr 22, 2013
What will it cost to get a Toyota Corolla 2004/2005 Model from Cotonou to Lagos with original Custom papers....
Autos / Re: Get Cars From Cotonou To Nigeria Very Cheap With Guaranty.cal 08038379715 by Onosy: 1:16pm On Apr 22, 2013
dammiedex: The best of it will cost 1.5m

Including the original custom papers? it seems high.
Autos / Re: Get Cars From Cotonou To Nigeria Very Cheap With Guaranty.cal 08038379715 by Onosy: 10:49am On Apr 22, 2013
How much will it cost to bring a Toyota Corolla 2004/2005 Model from Cotonou to Lagos with all the original and complete custom papers.
Autos / Re: Pick Your Choice Cars From Cotonou At Cheaper Rate, Follow Us To Cotonou Today ! by Onosy: 10:04am On Apr 22, 2013
How much will it cost to bring a Toyota Corolla 2004/2005 Model from Cotonou to Lagos with all the original and complete custom papers.
Autos / Re: Get Cars From Cotonou To Nigeria Very Cheap Exchage Rate Down Pls 08038379715 by Onosy: 10:04am On Apr 22, 2013
How much will it cost to bring a Toyota Corolla 2004/2005 Model from Cotonou to Lagos with all the original and complete custom papers.
Autos / Re: Tokunbo Cars Frm Cotonue To Nig Cal Unique Motors by Onosy: 9:06am On Apr 22, 2013
I need a 2004 model Toyota corolla CE or LE from Cotonou...what's the cost of purchase, clearing and your settlement to Lagos. my email...onosman1@yahoo.com
Politics / Re: Ohanaeze Can No Longer Guarantee Peace In The East – by Onosy: 9:50am On Mar 21, 2013
shymexx: War, attacks, and counter-attacks won't solve the problem - you lot need to think critically before you start killing one another everywhere in that cesspit... Somalia and Sudan should act as a case-study - this will only lead to an endless war with all sides losing by the time you're done...

Your president has failed you and he should be held responsible for being an indecisive weakling... All he cares about is just the loot him and his cronies stay stashing somewhere safe...

Perhaps, everyone needs to go back to their respective regions and ask for a renegotiation of the union.. undecided

you and every other person typing nonsense here just because u have a keyboard...i u have ever lost a relative or a close friend in these killings going on in the north I belt u would think properly b4 u type and also u would be d 1st to carry arms but because u seem not to know wat other are going thru due to their lost, that is why u r saying all these[i] [b]reprisal will not solve it[/b[/i]]

the only thing that will stop this madness is reprisal!!! it has gone on 4 2 long for peace....only if u knw the nos of people been killed on a daily basis in d north...I belt u will weep...dont just rely on the figures they give u in the news..those are just false figures to alley fears and cool d tension

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Romance / Re: What Is The Definition Of A Prostitute? by Onosy: 3:58pm On Mar 16, 2013
it is simply defined as sex for money....with whomever or wherever so a married woman can prostitute with her husband, a lady can prostitute with her boyfriend or lover...etc
Culture / Re: Funny Pidgin Proverbs by Onosy: 3:26pm On Mar 02, 2013
Didier King: I get am before no be achievement
no be property....achievement na big english
Religion / Re: Worshippers Give Oyedepo 700 Cars As Offering by Onosy: 9:38am On Feb 04, 2013
Mishydoo:


Is dat d essence of christianity?...No provison Fø̲̣̣я̅ d poor! SMH

If you r poor, sincerely come out and i will kindly help u...u sure sound like one...have u ever berate the Govt u pay tax to (if u pay at all) for not helping the poor or providing jobs?

if u r not poor, how many poor Nigerians have u helped and what did u help them with?

most of the people that criticize here r either Muslims or juju servants...

atleast christains r brain washed to give and Muslims r brainwashed to bomb (suicide). which is better?
Religion / Re: Worshippers Give Oyedepo 700 Cars As Offering by Onosy: 8:12am On Feb 01, 2013
vanstanzy: The brain-washing never stops.

What is the meaning of that word....u should go back to school that is if u went b/4 and learn how to use words correctly
Religion / Re: Worshippers Give Oyedepo 700 Cars As Offering by Onosy: 7:33am On Feb 01, 2013
xreal: May GOD bless me so much - that I can give out 10 brand new SUVs' (at a time) as offering.

Baba GOD, na prayer - I dey pray so ooo!


GOD ALMIGHTY will grant you ur heart desires in JESUS NAME...AMEN
Religion / Re: Worshippers Give Oyedepo 700 Cars As Offering by Onosy: 7:30am On Feb 01, 2013
Logicboy03: See brainwashing!

many Christians are sheep

Yes and JESUS IS THE SHEPHERD. Its high time Christians and Winners ignore the Jobless morons in NL that try to make every little topic a mountain. They r destroyed for lack of knowledge. They don believe a christian should be rich (They invented the word poor as a church rat many years ago) and they r now disappointed that the church is growing.

Its takes a comfortable person to give a car gift...pray to God to make u comfortable so that u too can do more than that instead of limiting urself here with ur limited knowledge.

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Phones / Re: The New Android Dual SIM Tecno--tecno T1 by Onosy: 9:53am On Jan 09, 2013
Onosy: Please the left hand side of the on screen keyboard of my Tecno T1 is not responding to touch...any ideal...

Any Help on the above quote?
Phones / Re: The New Android Dual SIM Tecno--tecno T1 by Onosy: 9:43am On Jan 08, 2013
Please the left hand side of the on screen keyboard of my Tecno T1 is not responding to touch...any ideal...
Autos / Re: Cost And Duration For Importing A 1999 Toyota Camry From US And Clearing by Onosy: 4:00pm On Dec 11, 2012
lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed Any Idea please!!!
Autos / Re: Cost And Duration For Importing A 1999 Toyota Camry From US And Clearing by Onosy: 9:36am On Dec 10, 2012
Please the car dealers in the house can anyone help with this information...
Autos / Cost And Duration For Importing A 1999 Toyota Camry From US And Clearing by Onosy: 7:20am On Dec 09, 2012
Please can anyone help me with the cost of shipment of a 1999 Toyota camry from US to Nigeria and the time it will take to arrive Lagos... Also the cost and time it will take to clear the car in Lagos
Autos / Re: Buy Cars from Cotonou without stress and your car(s) will be delivered 48 hours by Onosy: 12:13pm On Nov 05, 2012
Tadeus: WE ARE HERE TO HELP YOU GET A CAR(S) FROM COTONUO CARS MARKET WITH YOUR BUDGET AND ADVICE YOU ON ANY TYPES OF CAR(S) YOU ARE PLANNING TO BUY AND ALSO TO LET YOU KNOW THE MAINTENANCE IMPLICATIONS AND MANY OTHERS THINGS YOU NEED TO KNOW BEFORE YOU PUT YOUR MONEY ON ANY CAR(S)

JUST CONTACTS US


08035142036, 08056807475

mbathaddeus_9@yahoo.com

BETTER STILL, YOU CAN COMMENT HERE AND DROP YOUR EMAIL ADDRESS FOR US HERE FOR INSTANT REPLY


TADEUS


so what is the cost of a new/fairly used engine/ gear box for toyota camry 1999 model four cylinders

and is the 1999 toyota camry easy to maintain?
Autos / Re: Buy Cars from Cotonou without stress and your car(s) will be delivered 48 hours by Onosy: 4:09pm On Nov 03, 2012
What is the price of toyota camry 1999 model automatic from cotonou to lagos including custom original duty...also 2003-2005 toyota corolla to lagos including custom duty

Email: onosman1@yahoo.com

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