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Autos / Re: Sold out 1.150k Firstbody Used Honda Civic 2008 Toks. Standard by oomphh: 9:31pm On Jan 02, 2022
Firstbody Used Honda Civic 2008 Toks. Standard

My friend IS IT NIGERIAN USED OR TOKS?!!!

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Family / Re: He's Hurting Because I'm Getting Married. by oomphh: 6:19am On Nov 13, 2021
Who are you whining?

There's no way in this imperfect earth that you've been "just platonic" with a married Nigerian man for 4 years. Maybe just maybe not sex but you've been doing things on/to him.

That's not the point anyway. There isn't any other way to let him go than to just let him off. If he has been so good to you then give him one last time whatever goodness it is you've been doing to/for him.

Just don't come here to give us cold zobo about your never being sexual with him

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Autos / Re: Toks Standard 2007 Corolla Sport First Body, 2.25M (SOLD) by oomphh: 10:59am On Nov 09, 2021
You are the dimwit!

You describe Nigerian used 2007 corolla toks standard because UK adopted the owner?

People wey ready buy wey don dey message you since, why dem never buy am.

Your slippery mouth like 2.250

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Travel / Re: 1,100 Years Old Piggy Bank With Gold Coins Unearthed By Teenagers In Israel(Pic) by oomphh: 8:12am On Aug 25, 2020
Vanity.

Judas's funds

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Travel / Re: Wickedness! HIV Positive Tourist Elopes After Uploading Photos Of Over 30 Women by oomphh: 11:16am On Aug 22, 2020
Please what is the most wicked animal in the world?
Pets / Re: Are Cats Truly Demonic? by oomphh: 10:12am On Aug 22, 2020
Maneq:
The cats in the university of ibadan female hostels is times two of those in male hostels. Why?

Because many females today are not normal.
Family / Re: We May Go Our Separate Ways by oomphh: 8:39pm On Aug 18, 2020
Maneq:
Why do some women jerk while they sleep?

Because there is no rest for the wicked.

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