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Cutehector:it wasn't a blind one, I know her in person just that I didn't get to hear her voice... |
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Cc tallesty1
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mzmycoli |
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There's this girl i started falling for recently and I've planned asking her out after much 'research' and investigation, y'all know what I mean. ![]() please guys, advice me, should I continue with the afore stated plan or just drop her like a bad habit ? I still have a little love left for her in my heart anyway. Over to you guys... |
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y'all know it's a normal trend here on NL with the "10 things stuff" so I wanna play my own part in rowing the boat to its permanent anchor ![]() Releasing gas is an inevitable aspect of human existence. Everybody farts even the number citizen of this country I tell you farts! I wonder what his fart will stink like though ![]() At the light of the foregoing, it is imperative and quite necessary to immerse people in the basis of farting. Let's get the ball rolling, shall we? ![]() 1. look around for people coming from behind before flaring your gas 2. Look around and make sure your girlfriend/boyfriend or crush is not within sight before farting, trust me, you wouldn't like the outcome. 3 . Don't Look around for your superiors in the workplace before farting , that's if you're tired and no longer want your job 4. loom around for babies before farting. study has shown that babies are delicate gift of nature that shouldn't be toyed with and that fart has an ammonia content that can disrupt a baby's breathe and consequently, kill him/her 5. Look around for your parents. never fart in the same vicinity with an African parent. Trust me, you wouldn't appreciate the outcome. 6. Don't fart in a presumed lonely place. I'll suggest you conduct a survey of your location while holding in your fart. You might not know who's coming or looking. 7. Open up your buttholes to allow space for the fart. A noisy fart can draw unnecessary attention which is usually uncalled for. 8. 9. 10. Do me a favour and fill in the blank spaces, will y'all? ![]() Adios! |
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naijaboiy:And inconsequential simpleton failed to tag his brain along once again just to prove to the whole community how dumb and stupiddd he actually is ![]() Never knew Dumby is a pusssyy also, thought you had the balls to throw your normal tantrums? Insignificant Assholee! Let me be a goner to be the first to sheath my sword tonight! Bring it all on Mofo! I was right after all, he's gat no balls! ![]() 2 Likes 1 Share |
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I can see most of his praise singers have already conveyed their useless selves down this thread. Bunch of buttlicking faggotts! ![]() 1 Like 1 Share |
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naijaboiy:Dumby spewing trash as usual. I wonder if you fail to connect your hand with your brain before you type or is that you're just utterly stupiddd? ![]() I was actually tired of seeing you constitute nuisance with your various tantrums on here in the name of being a cyber bully not knowing you're rather making a fool out of your stupiid self ![]() You know people you pull those stunts with anyway. Assholee! ![]() 2 Likes 1 Share |
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naijaboiy:What exactly is this dumb fhucktarrd saying? ![]() if it's not her money and so ![]() Better still, did she quote you in her comment? why can't you sit your sorry ass on your lane? ![]() ![]() Next time you've got an opinion on something that doesn't concern you, learn to shove it up your ass, it's a big world out there, nobody gives a rat ass about your dumb self or your opinion ![]() Bottom line is, learn to stay on your lane and you bet, your silly ass surely has no business forgetting that! simpleton! ![]() 4 Likes |
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DTOBS:she is quite attractive... thanks anyway |
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DTOBS:Na advice and solution I wan make una proffer ohh... |
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MzzTega:she's the reserved type. ![]() she can do it ![]() |
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I love you Jollyjoy and I want us to do bad things ![]() |
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Pusssyy, pusssyy and pusssyy |
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so there's this girl in my school, she has been working hard for about two years now just go get us to date but I just like her as a friend, but she wants something more than that Recently, having tried all she could and noticing all continues to be of no avail threatened me with tears day before yesterday to commit suicide if I don't yield to her advances any time soon... folks, I'm in deep shït now cos I don't want anybody trying some crazy thing because of me. I know this girl, trust me, she means it when she tells you she's gonna commit suicide, she's the reserved type that you won't even know what she's up to at any moment. Cc lalasticlala ishilove |
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this is a piece of crap with overhyped specifications. it even gets worst that my battery doesn't last as long as it is posited by RIM ![]() This is a better waste of 60k ![]() who's in this with me? |
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let's get it rollin' Cc iceberylin wristwatch tosyne2much valmunich Logicalmind1 ronald4lif AgapeCharis softysparky Kachisbarbie vjsmiles Naijaboiy etc |
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XavierBlue:I missed the part where that Is your business ![]() |
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LueDaveLOVESYOU:don't be so sure ![]() |
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XavierBlue:that you've seen it doesn't mean everyone else must've seen it ![]() |
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cc lalasticlala |
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IamLEGEND1:you imp! can't believe that out of over 1million sperms, some simpleton like you survived ![]() cunttt! |
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sinaj:you're quite pretty... ![]() |
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Let's start shooting guys ![]() For the ladies, I think it's Softysparky Don't know for the guys ![]() over to you guys. 1 Like |
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this is good Cc lalasticlala |
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Let's start shooting guys.... Mine is "she kill it like she is married to the mob" lil wayne ![]() |
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IamLEGEND1:Have you fhuckked your old woman today you cretinous fhuckktardd ![]() |
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mulattoclaro:Have you fhuckked your old woman today you cretinous fhuckktardd ![]() |
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IamLEGEND1:You cretin! Warris this??@ |
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overhypedsteve:what are you saying ![]() |
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So, I accompanied my dad to Abuja today because he had to meet with Buhari to congratulate him and also to discuss other important issues. They spent a lot of hours in the meeting while I waited in some kinda room I think it was the waiting room where I helped myself with all sorts of refreshment. Fast forward after the meeting, the president alongside my dad came into the room and there my dad introduced him to me, he asked me few questions mainly about my university education and my plans after graduation which I answered and then I requested to ask him some questions too, he then replied I should make it snappy. Being a political science student, I asked him few questions concerning his plans for Nigeria in the coming years and then a thought just popped up in my mind to ask him if he visits or is a member of this forum knowing he's a good lover of social networks... He then smiled and replied yes, out of surprise and curiosity, I asked what his username is, he then replied he can't let me into that for some personal and security reasons. He then smiled and left with my dad. I then thought to myself, Wow! This man is really friendly. |
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