My girlfriend should not even think about Pre Wedding photo shoot cos I dnt av time... Its not in the constitution

joebeckz:
It is a mistake to think that moving
fast is the same as actually going
somewhere.
Judging from the pix above and my experience on that road, this accident might have been as a result of too much speed by either or both parties. The truck ran off the road to avoid the Volkswagen coming on him from the opposite direction after dodging a porthole maybe. That road is motorable but has got some holes, whatever happened, no one can undo but road users should learn to be more careful, better late than Late.
Rip to the dead.

that road is too narrow and very very bad

NwaAmaikpe:



Pure talent.
I'm proud of him

These are the type of Yoruba men we should revere.
Not M.K.O Abiola.,
Not Awolowo
Not HushPuppi

You almost made sense

CindyeMerAld:
i 8 to say dis buh dt gal no fyn gan...i v£ s££n fyna hawk£rs..

Abeg, Beauty isn't d only thing they look for in a model. It's not like she's contesting 4 miss Nigeria. Abeg free her

LordVoldemort:


Gbe enu buruku San, stamp duty is charged only on deposit and it's #50 for any amount above #1000

I didn't insult you and I don't think u av to insult smn in ur post. Grow up kid

LordVoldemort:


Bros you can lie!!!!

It's not a must for you to comment on every post. I av an account with stanbic ibtc. And I withdrew over the atm. Only for them to charge me #100 on 2k withdrawal. Why would I lie about that?

enieme:
I got a debit alert twice from my bank reading something like this-

A debit of NGN50.00 occurred on your A/C XXXXXX. Date:17-02-2016 at 08:43 Details:CBN STAMPDUTY:21JAN2016/ S710820

A debit of NGN50.00 occurred on your A/C XXXXXX. Date:19-02-2016 at 03:58 Details:CBN STAMPDUTY:03FEB2016

I don't know what the stamp duty is for and why I was only charged for the months of January and February when I've been using the account for a long time.
What aroused my curiosity more is the fact that the transaction was made simultaneously with just 2 days interval.
Fellow nairalanders, did any of you get similar message?

Yes I got the alert too. I was charged #100 on #2000 withdrawal I made over the atm

neolboy:
Dele u are an old man pls find a way of settling this quarrel before it escalate instead of playing a fool old man

Wetin concern u. Bigger fool

SamJed:
Let them continue changing afterall its part of change....waiting for Dec. 31st 11:59 pm...

U wan scream happy new year shey

kestolove95:
Ibo Don dey teach yoruba how to steal, God pls help ur children from ibo people hand, amin

Ur a goat...... Nobody can teach anyone ao to steal if stealing nor dey ur eyes.
I'm yoruba

Pavarottii:
Back to d days of old... Obj tenure backward.
Truth be told, this never happened in GEJ's 5years of being the president.

God bless GEJ!

Ur lies can drain an ocean

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damton:
SOMETHING IS FISHING.

WE HOPE THE TRUTH COMES TO LIFE

Indeed something is [b][/b]FISHING[font=Lucida Sans Unicode][/font]

This isn't more than a lecture room in my school. This one na hall?? Hall 4 my school be like Event centre. Once u av an exam there and u don't prepare, ur sure of a CO

abiolasogey:
Imagine say nah mathmethod 3,,hw person wan cope,,na auto c.o,,,endtym course,,endtym university

Mth 302 small now, make hin be STA 321... it will take more time to copy. infact there won't be need to copy anybody cos u wnt be sure of wot ur neighbour is writing down. Series of alphabets n symbols and ur calculating oh.

Kizeeto:
Did you see the address?


Ogboni Road!


BTW there are way too many churches in B/C


From Ugbowo to PowerLine alone, I can count more than 100!

My broda, d churches in Benin are more dan residentials.

I dey come

Watched it too! Dat big mouth had nothing to say

Acidosis:


Death toll in Yobe as at last night is 70; but trust APC, they always look for something to cover up (e.g. Tribunal, Saraki, CCB, CCT, Wike, etc.).


The day BOKO HARAM will kill Buhari & Tinubu, we'll be here talking about Ngenekwenu, Berem and Egift
G

Guy dis is so rude n uncalled for. How dare you talk to our no 1 citizen like that! It's just so wrong plssssss

RealAdewole:
Oops. It happens everywhere just don't vandalize during the protest aluta continua

Same happened in my school too! This guy was rushed to health centre from his Room in the hostel but the doctors demanded for his Clinic card and refused to treat him. He died moments later! It's very sad the ways student are treated at school health centres

Ride on Mr Governor and Speaker for two terms each

FOLYKAZE:


Firstly, we need to acknowledge that the problem of Nigerian starts with the so called Leader. We need to put them under a oath through the raditional line which is more effective. We need to stop asking them to swear on bible or quran which does not stp them in any way from stealing.

If that is done, Eshu - the God of confusion would be consulted and sent to the camp of Boko Haram. This tactic has been used in the past and it works fine. Sonponna is the God that causes measles and high fever. The Abore then would consult this God and have it sent to the camp of enemy. If that is done, there would be wide epidemic of measles, different diseases and death. Those who are sick wont have the health to fight any work. When the enemy camp has been inflicted with disease, our Balogun will have the next option to attack them.

So in the case of Boko - Haram, Eshu would be consulted to plant confusion in their camp. They would bcome their own enemy and fight among themselves. Our Soldiers would be made ready physically and spiritually. So when the Boko Haram are confused in their camp, we can easilyy move our soldiers in. The saying the house divided agaisnt itself shall fall. Eshu will make Boko Haram divided and it shall fall.

There after, there are lot of cleansing that is needed to be done in the North-East. A lot of blood have been wasted. This cleasing will forstall future bloodbath.

And d so called "ESHU" would do all these free of charge??

papaejima1:
our reporter noted that the refrigerator that reportedly caused the explosion remained largely intact.

This is why I like Naija.
Hasty conclusions, no single sense, no proper forensic investigation or deductive reasoning powers.

Idiots idiots everywhere you look!

I like you joor

IVORY2009:
I will shot @ sight, I'm standing close to Jakande round about!

Like seriously?? You will "SHOT" @ sight??

SAMBARRY:
He wasn't looking professional actually. At least every event determines your mode of dressing


how can you wear bandana or whatever he called what he put on his head to a formal event. If he was to do a stage performance fine but not that kind of event looking like an un serious street boy


what example is he portraying to the students looking up to him

they too will be sagging and Wearing bandana.the top is ok but he could have gotten a corporate trousers for the top. Abeg stop the sensationalism. Nothing is wrong with the top except every thing else

U still don't get it! The students he is encouraging are street guys and dey don't wear suit.

Cyberthreat:
.

I no dey talk to guys in eng. Na pidgin i dey use..

Beta pikin

Cyberthreat:
.. U be mumu.. Buhari no no im name of im party.. E no no.. No b d first time.. Nothing like mistake.. If u no get beta tin to talk y u open topic

Guy try replying in English language now. Let's see if you aren't worse

Pls did the groom dance for like one hour before d kiss?

Funny

Austin4lif:
This old man is a complete fraud. Mr Buhari upon your return from germany , please bring Back our girls. GEJ is gone, who are we to ask to bring back our girls? Mr Buhari, please start paying us the 5k. MR Man, please equate 1naira to a dollar. Mr dullard, End boko haram in 2 months. Mr illiterate, please stabilize world oil price during the meeting, is ur opportunity. APC E- warriors, please why is it that majority of muslims North are supporting the dullard of Daura? Ignorants southerners, APC is a fraud, it core value or mission is to install a muslim and a northern president.

[b][/b]RECEIVE UR SENSE