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Travel / Re: Naija to Yankee Thoughts And Experiences by orbis(m): 3:15pm On Jan 15, 2020
JaaizTech:


Thanks,I bought mine as a Tokunboh. Please can you provide me with the dealer's name. I have been to Mandillas and they don't seem to know about the problem. Mandillas is the only Toyota Dealer in Kaduna.

Sorry sir, I ain't in naija
Travel / Re: Naija to Yankee Thoughts And Experiences by orbis(m): 5:27pm On Jan 01, 2020
JaaizTech:


Hi Orbis read through one of your posts where you had an issue with your Camry 2014, I am having same issues, and just wanted to know if yours got fixed and how? Sorry try to PM you but couldn't find a way to do that
I got it fixed for free when I took it back to the dealer where I bought it from. It's a Toyota issue and they know about the problem. The torque converter needed an updated software to match the transmission.
Travel / Re: Naija to Yankee Thoughts And Experiences by orbis(m): 9:02pm On Dec 14, 2019
MackyNaija:
Yesterday was a blast!
Back to where it all started...

3 Nigerians bagged their Doctorate degrees. cool cool cool

1 Nigerian was the graduating Masters most distinguished student, more like a best graduating in the Masters category. cool

1 Nigerian was the best graduating undergraduate student. A Nigerian also won this award during this past Spring graduation. cool


Snuck in, met graduating class of Fall 2019, ate lots of jollof rice kiss and I am balling out a happy man!
The job offers of this set deh tear my head! shocked cheesy


We are Good People from a Great Nation! smiley



Comot the pink make we see ya fine face oga
Travel / Re: Naija to Yankee Thoughts And Experiences by orbis(m): 3:34am On Mar 20, 2019
Macky how far. Abeg no forget to invite us for your grad make we come drink beer and chop the latino chicken wey you chop remain....
Car Talk / Re: Overheating Lexus Es330 2005model by orbis(m): 8:23pm On Mar 17, 2019
That's a lot of lights on your dash....scan it immediately to know what's up.
Autos / Re: Toyota CHR 2017 by orbis(m): 6:12am On Jan 29, 2019
Lexusgs430:


It's not meant to be badass, it's simply a cross between the Rav4 + Highlander.....

Something in the middle..... I went for a test drive and ordered one....
I would say less than the middle sha. It has a smaller cabin than the Rav4 and I would say the back seat is a bit cramped. Would not be appropriate for anyone over 5ft 8inches to seat comfortable. The drive was smooth and it comes with modern features but I heard it was actually a Scion vehicle which got changed to Toyota. Toyota actually owns Scion.
Where is the country of manufacture for the one you ordered?
Travel / Re: Naija to Yankee Thoughts And Experiences by orbis(m): 10:34pm On Jan 13, 2019
MackyNaija:

When I resume tomorrow/January 14th, it will be approximately 4months till I write my final paper...

Mo tin lo ooo.. Issa going something.. cheesy

Make I carry my plenty GPA go convert am to Dollars. smiley

Good, you're right on track.
Travel / Re: Naija to Yankee Thoughts And Experiences by orbis(m): 6:03am On Jan 13, 2019
Hey Macky, you don almost finish your program abi
Travel / Re: Naija to Yankee Thoughts And Experiences by orbis(m): 5:00pm On Aug 19, 2018
[quote author=MackyNaija post=70417119]
Finally, you made yourself useful! grin tongue


Lol, see ya big head
Travel / Re: Naija to Yankee Thoughts And Experiences by orbis(m): 12:43am On Aug 19, 2018
cooltony:

University of Oklahoma Health Science Center
Cool..are you needing info on getting am OK license?

On a work day, take a drive to the licensing office close to the I240 and I35 interchange by the right and book a test. You will be tested on driving rules and other stuffs and then you will have to take a drive test with an instructor.
You will need your own car with proof of insurance, your naija license and SSN.
If you pass above 85%, you get a paper to go to a tag agency to make you a license. Total should be less than 80 bucks for every.

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Travel / Re: Naija to Yankee Thoughts And Experiences by orbis(m): 12:05am On Aug 19, 2018
MackyNaija:

shocked You don spoil finish!
I deh o, nothing special happening...
Still playing my CandyCrush while counting down to the 20th of August for classes to start.

It is supposed to be easier this semester, I don do all the hardest courses wey fit kill person.

Lol, old man like you still de play candy crush. I know say all na package sha make you take crush all those Latina babes....
Travel / Re: Naija to Yankee Thoughts And Experiences by orbis(m): 12:04am On Aug 19, 2018
cooltony:
Mackynaija...I’ve read your thread from page 1 to the last and it’s been sweet reliving all the experiences you documented (From Nigeria airport to settling down here). Your thread has been like a guide.I’ve been around here for a week now and trying to settle down. Please connect me with your friends in Oklahoma City if you don’t mind. I need to sort out how to get the state drivers license with my Nigerian license and other guide.
Thanks

Where you at?
Romance / Re: How Do I Tell A Friend To Stop Bringing Girls To Have Sex In My Apartment? by orbis(m): 10:29pm On Aug 12, 2018
Na your bedsheets go suffer am....lol....
Imagine washing the bedsheet after your guy and his babe don release inside am.... tongue tongue tongue

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Travel / Re: Naija to Yankee Thoughts And Experiences by orbis(m): 10:27pm On Aug 12, 2018
Macky what's up. You jo visit Okl this summer abi those big breastedddd Mexican babes don use your eye see something...lol

When your classes de resume for Fall session.
Travel / Re: Yankee: through the eyes of a village boy. by orbis(m): 4:29am On Jul 21, 2018
HypocriteNazi:


Lets be sincere. She was right to do so. We all know what we really think of them.

Speak for yourself bro. We think of them as fellow black people just with a different accent.

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Romance / Re: Being Broke At 25 Means You Are Poor - Lady Says. by orbis(m): 10:26pm On Jul 16, 2018
Meklex:
what did you do bro?
Worked hard and took some damn risks
Politics / Re: House Names 11-Member Committee To Probe Recovery Of Abacha Loot.. by orbis(m): 10:33am On Jul 16, 2018
Lol...naija lawmakers are stupid I swear. They will still be paid to do the probing.
Romance / Re: Being Broke At 25 Means You Are Poor - Lady Says. by orbis(m): 10:31am On Jul 16, 2018
Na small pikin de worry am. Life is in stages. Never look down on anyone grin angry grin grin grin grin grin
At 25 I was broke, but now I am living the good life
grin grin grin grin

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Travel / Re: Naija to Yankee Thoughts And Experiences by orbis(m): 6:48am On Jul 16, 2018
Macky....what's going on. Give us update na.

No start watin you no fit finish oh


By the way, how una de enjoy the humidity in Texas
Travel / Re: Yankee: through the eyes of a village boy. by orbis(m): 8:58pm On Jun 26, 2018
Khonvicted:
Hello Guys, I really appreciate the existence of this thread and also thanks to FrankNetter and other members that have made this thread active. I’m an immigrant currently living in New York City, I got to the USA a month ago.. I tried applying to two colleges as a freshman and they both requested for my WASSCE to be evaluated. I checked WES but their requirement is too rigid since I’m not in Nigeria and the time span will be too long cos the college application deadline is September. I came across Globe language services inc. and SpanTran, please which is better btw these two? I’m open to all suggestions as this is urgent.

THANKS FOR YOUR TIME

Apply to community college first make this season no pass you by. The big universities would always want to follow protocol since they got few slots available

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Business / Re: CBN Orders Banks To Spy On 19 Persons (Full List) by orbis(m): 2:12pm On Jun 26, 2018
This is injustice.....MY NAME OUGHT TO BE THERE NA!!!!!

WE WONT TAKE IT....


grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Travel / Re: Yankee: through the eyes of a village boy. by orbis(m): 9:25pm On Jun 25, 2018
Bsuedu:


Still presuming, I see. wink

Lol....ok I ain't pushing it no more. I'll keep our lil secret cool
Travel / Re: Yankee: through the eyes of a village boy. by orbis(m): 9:10pm On Jun 25, 2018
Bsuedu:


How presumptuous of you. undecided


So I guess you came back with the B......username? grin grin
Travel / Re: Yankee: through the eyes of a village boy. by orbis(m): 7:25am On Jun 24, 2018
So I guess the use of the word akata made the lady to quit the forum. Nairaland ain't for people with easily offended personality. It's a faceless forum and nobody should take whatever he sees here to heart and gripe about it.

I hope she returns cos she was helpful

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Family / Re: Lady Rocks Her Bare Baby Bump, Poses With Shirts & Shoes For Her Unborn Child by orbis(m): 11:10am On Jun 21, 2018
EvilChild:
Olosho

With that kinda shapeless baby bump I'm sure she got it out of wedlock.

See how ugly and retarded she's looking.

Nonsense!

Lot of hate amongst Nigerians....God forbid bad thing

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Celebrities / Re: Great Gorilla M'baku Of BLACK PANTHER Rocks The Super Eagle's Tracksuit. by orbis(m): 10:56am On Jun 21, 2018
rentAcock:
Mbaku of the mountain people. All of a sudden its cool to be African again. I like to see blacks from the carribean and the US embracing their roots. One day the black race will unite and conquer the world.


Story....see watin fulani de carry una eye see grin grin grin grin grin grin angry grin
Crime / Re: Robber With Scissors Caught At LAUTECH Hostel, Stripped Unclad (Photos) by orbis(m): 9:44pm On Jun 20, 2018
Can we stop posting pictures of beaten up and naked suspected criminals on this site. Nairaland is like a window to Nigeria and what does the international community see when they open this website.

They call us shithole and we cry like babies. Pls Seun and co should intervene.

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Family / Re: Foreign Based Naija Or Naija Based Wife by orbis(m): 7:00am On Jun 12, 2018
Angeleena:

so why should I reply ur p.m?

Lol...naija babes and forming. Dude probably messaged you in private but you want to show that guys still de toast you and then you came and announced it here.
What's the big deal if he sends you a PM? That's how they will miss future husband materials
Family / Re: Foreign Based Naija Or Naija Based Wife by orbis(m): 10:41pm On Jun 10, 2018
Anyone bashing the OP for speaking his mind has obviously never stopped his foot outside the shores of Nigeria. The same sweet innocent girl you pick up from Nigeria turns to a monster who wants your life and life insurance the moment she gets a foothold in America. Ask your uncles who live there and see if they are happy...

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Family / Re: Foreign Based Naija Or Naija Based Wife by orbis(m): 10:40pm On Jun 10, 2018
KanwuliaExtra:
No guarantee with any race o!

Nigerian dudes are disappearing to the grave yards with oyinbo women marrying them, then poisoning them to death for life insurance gains.

One of my friends whose brother got married to a British woman never returned home for a befitting burial. His mother died without seeing him dead or alive.

These are very uncertain times!

You never know what the other mind is thinking or doing. undecided

I was reading on the front page about the issue of naija men based in America who have killed their wives because of this same issue. Nobody wants to struggle hard and then let one asshole take all you have because of some damn insurance policy

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Politics / Re: Aso Rock's 2018 Budget: N1bn For Clinic, N46m For Generators, N24m For Ranching by orbis(m): 3:34pm On Jun 07, 2018
darfay:
Abeg we Yoruba Muslims like him like that after all June 12 is now democracy day he has achieved what pdp could not in 16yrs

What will it benefit your life if they use the birthday of every yoruba chief as democracy day. We need a better govt that will help our nation rise to the potentials it could. Public holidays are too much already....
One mumu govenor gave a one week holiday becos the president came back from a medical treatment. Misplaced priorities
Travel / Re: Naija to Yankee Thoughts And Experiences by orbis(m): 3:29pm On Jun 07, 2018
[quote author=MackyNaija post=68203979]
South Texas can easily pass for Mexico. Here to Mexico be like Lagos to Benin republic.

Baddest guy. You don resume with latino babes from where u stop with PH chicks.... grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

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