Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nigerian Army Recruitment 2015 by orbis(m): 2:03pm On Feb 21, 2015 |
Honestly I think it's stupid having to pay to serve your fatherland. All these government agencies like army, navy, airforce and special forces should be free to join. The only criteria should be physical and mental fitness ....people bribe their way in to shoot at enemies...why wouldn't they run in the face of Boko Haram gunfire....
bullshit 10 Likes |
Celebrities / Re: Flavour Shares A Pic Of When He Was A Cute Boy... by orbis(m): 9:51pm On Feb 20, 2015 |
Honestly the guy is cute. Soon I'll share my pictures of my younger self and my more mature handsome self |
Health / Re: Mouth Odour Awareness And Prevention by orbis(m): 11:28pm On Feb 17, 2015 |
That awkward moment when your friend with mouth odor tries to whisper something to you...and you say eh...I didn't hear that....and then he tries to repeat the same stuff with his stinking mouth ....chaiiii |
Travel / Re: U.S. Immigration Questions: Ask A U.S. Consular Officer by orbis(m): 12:05am On Feb 16, 2015 |
Hi VO...I would like to know the wait period the spouse of a US born citizen would wait before being issued the spouse visa. For someone who has already filed for a IR1 visa, what would happen if he fills for a K3 visa to expedite the process of bringing his spouse over. What are the timeframe for both visa categories. I must commend you're doing a good job here. Thank you |
Romance / Re: Why Ladies Should Avoid Claiming They Are Virgins by orbis(m): 8:12pm On Feb 15, 2015 |
I can't even marry a virgin....I don't want my story to later grace the front page of nairaland like...."my husband punishes me with sex".... |
Family / Re: Fight Over The Family House. by orbis(m): 2:16pm On Feb 15, 2015 |
delugadou: I have to be honest with you. The only way to settle this issue is to bring out the monster in you. Your dad has been bewitched & only violence will restore his sanity. That boys quarters rightfully belongs to the 1st son until he becomes financially stable. You don't need anybody to come & negotiate with ur dad. Tell it to his face
Any day daddy dies, its the 1st son's responsibility to foot the burial bills. That's tradition. If he disrespects the first son today, who will bury him when the time comes? Nobody
Rally your siblings and bring back your eldest brother to take back his rightful place in the family. Do it now !
Your brother is not going to find it funny while squatting with people. A lot of insults, inconvenience & suffering is involved. To make matters worse, a dog made him leave his house. Its heartbreaking & can cause psychological trauma
Make sure all ur siblings are of one mind & purpose. Don't hesitate to damage any one who tries to be an obstacle. Beat the hell out of anyone who comes to dictate your life for you. Break bones if need be. (I would have broken that woman's two hands that she used to break the door). If police arrests me, i'll come back in less than 48hrs because na family matter. Our pastor go bail me.
When the bitch sees that u guys are out for blood, she & ur dad will bring people to beg. Then u will give them conditions for peace.
The bible says we should obey our parents in the Lord. It also went ahead to warn our parents not to provoke us and discourage us. Read ephesians well
This world no longer appreciates peaceful people. The violent are the ones who get their rights these days.
Your dad must treat all of you equally without partiality. If he refuses, you take your rights by force! He must provide shelter, food, education & everything you guys need until u're able to fend for yourselves. Its not something that is negotiable. I will not beg for my right. Never
If they don't want to serve you food, go to the pot and serve yourself. If she makes noise,you guys shout her down. Make her understand that you guys are ready for anything and will deal with her if need be. If they deny you school fees, then make sure her kids won't go to school too. Anything she gets is what you must get too. (you should know how to threaten someone)
I cannot see my birthright given to a dog and fold my hands. I'll cook the dog for lunch.
No matter what people tell you, your step mother doesn't wish u well. If not, she won't dishonour the firstborn of the family. If you leave that house now that you have not fully balanced as a man, you will know the definition of "suffering"
NB: Your plan can only work if your siblings are with one purpose. Also pay serious attention to the kind of dreams you and ur siblings are having. I want to believe u're an adult.
What I wrote is what I would do. I respect your opinion of who/what I am Splendid advice.... 1 Like |
Religion / Is Smoking A Sin? by orbis(m): 12:17pm On Feb 15, 2015 |
I'm not talking about weed or marijuana or other drugs but simply stuffs like Benson and London cigarettes . I am a bit confused on this. Please can more enlightened members throw more light on t 2 Likes 1 Share |
Politics / Re: About 600 Boko Haram Members Killed In Gombe And Monguno by orbis(m): 11:58am On Feb 15, 2015 |
BTT: So, again, who stopped, took a census of the dead, confirmed all were Boko Haram members and found they were exactly 600, not say 606, 521, or 62?
Boring... Bro...The headline says about 600....it might be more or less . It wasn't specifically 600. Hopes this helps. Happy sunday 1 Like |
Family / Re: Why Do Most People From Other Tribes Believe That Calabar People Are Gud In Bed by orbis(m): 9:48pm On Feb 14, 2015 |
E be like say I go find one hookup make I TASTE AND SEE |
Family / Re: That Awkward Moment When You Inhale The Smell Of a F U C K Inside a Taxi. by orbis(m): 9:41pm On Feb 14, 2015 |
KanwuliaJara:
Please. . .
Me sef like the smell of rotten 'phock' o! ![cheesy](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/cheesy.png) Let us smell it in peace! Haba!
*putting my hand in my toto after a gooooood valentine day 5AM phock without baffffing. . . . somebarrrrry please call me a TAXXXXXXXXXXX!!!!* ![cool](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/cool.png) Chiiilooookoooo....unu ga gbu madu eba 1 Like |
Family / Re: Ikoyi Marriage Registry: Info Needed! by orbis(m): 12:45pm On Feb 13, 2015 |
The charge 65k as at Feb and then maybe 1k for certificate of bachelorhood if you don't have one. 2k for weekdays marriage and 4500 for Saturday marriage. just budget like 70k total |
Jobs/Vacancies / Oshodi To Ikoyi by orbis(m): 8:09am On Feb 13, 2015 |
Please how do I get from Oshodi to Ikoyi. Thanks |
NYSC / Re: 5 Characters Of Warri Guys At NYSC Camps!!! by orbis(m): 7:31pm On Feb 04, 2015 |
AND HOW DO YOU KNOW IBADAN BOYS AT NYSC CAMP |
Travel / Re: First Time Traveler And Immunization Shots by orbis(m): 7:07pm On Feb 02, 2015 |
Thanks alot bro... i appreciate 1 Like |
Travel / Re: First Time Traveler And Immunization Shots by orbis(m): 6:46pm On Feb 02, 2015 |
OK thanks...how about the yellow card stuff? mumps, rubella and polio card? |
Travel / First Time Traveler And Immunization Shots by orbis(m): 6:27pm On Feb 02, 2015 |
My cousin just secured her visa to the usa today for a conference where she is billed to present a paper. This is her first time traveling out of Nigeria. Please what are the likely immunization shots she should have before she travels so she won't be bounced back at the airport like our SA friends did some time ago... Your help is urgent because she travels out next week. Thanks all |
Travel / Re: Travelling Out For The First Time.. Help Needed by orbis(m): 6:25pm On Feb 02, 2015 |
My cousin just secured her visa to the usa today for a conference where she is billed to present a paper. This is her first time traveling out of Nigeria. Please what are the likely immunization shots she should have before she travels so she won't be bounced back at the airport like our SA friends did some time ago... Your help is urgent because she travels out next week. Thanks all |
Celebrities / Re: What Is Denrele Wearing? by orbis(m): 9:33am On Jan 23, 2015 |
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Politics / Re: Ex US Army Chief Says Nigeria, Boko Haram Not Usa's Priority by orbis(m): 7:38am On Jan 20, 2015 |
Northern Nigeria doesn't have oil so what do you expect. .. 2 Likes |
Travel / Re: The Bad State Of Murtala Muhammed International Airport by orbis(m): 2:10pm On Jan 19, 2015 |
No excuse for poor leadership 3 Likes 1 Share |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Rivers State Teachers Recruitment 2012 by orbis(m): 9:30am On Jan 17, 2015 |
Good morning dear pals....is it true that schools would be on break during the period of the elections in Feb to forestall incidence of violence in volatile states ....let's hear it if you have heard any info....thanks 2 Likes 1 Share |
Religion / Re: Ibadan Church Bans Leggings, Mini Skirts, Open Bosom & Topless Outfits (Photo) by orbis(m): 10:05pm On Jan 12, 2015 |
I wonder why the auto correct bot didn't change the name of the brea.st on the banner....lol |
Family / Re: Oldest Man Alive In India. "Death Has Forgotten Me" by orbis(m): 6:35am On Dec 27, 2014 |
I don't think that's true. He's old but not too old. |
Politics / Re: MUTINY: Four More Soldiers Sentenced To Death By Firing Squad by orbis(m): 5:22pm On Dec 25, 2014 |
The way soldiers are being condemned to death is alarming . I pray this doesn't result in a military coup in the next election. |
Family / Re: Can Not Being Intimate Throughout In Pregnancy Prolong Labour? by orbis(m): 6:46am On Dec 19, 2014 |
I know it would be really strange to have se.x with your wife when she's preggy. All that big belle and the expression on her face would make a man loose interest.
In other news, how do you keep a man satisfied with se.x when preggy...Most men would rather look for short term relief outside. |
Family / Re: Should You Continue To Give Loans To Friends, Relatives? by orbis(m): 12:26pm On Dec 16, 2014 |
The worst is your ex...that money is bye bye 2 Likes |
Family / Re: Man Tortures 10-yr-old Son To Death by orbis(m): 12:20pm On Dec 16, 2014 |
evil man....chaiii |
Business / Re: Femi Falana Confronts Coca-Cola For Disrespecting Nigerian Laws. by orbis(m): 5:52pm On Dec 15, 2014 |
Why is this dude commenting on every topic under the sun. Nigga wasn't quite vocal when he was aviation minister now he is looking for cheap publicity. I think newspapers should stop publishing his rantings. |
Crime / Re: I Killed My Boss Because I Needed 150,000 Naira For Dubai Trip-motor Boy by orbis(m): 5:48pm On Dec 15, 2014 |
pek: There is no art to find the mind's construction in the face My brother, I gave them the naija version. |
Crime / Re: I Killed My Boss Because I Needed 150,000 Naira For Dubai Trip-motor Boy by orbis(m): 5:48pm On Dec 15, 2014 |
Hidentity: Williams Shakespeare or Orbis Shakespeare? He died on April 23, 1616. So how come this quote got credited to him in 2014 I fear you o. You don't remember Shakespeare was my classmate in nursery school. Not too clever a chap back then though |
Celebrities / Re: Tiwa Savage And Patoranking Dance Sexily At Headies 2014 (Again) by orbis(m): 9:23am On Dec 15, 2014 |
Is this one married abi she just did it to fulfill all righteousness. Make i do become celebrity so she go come give me lap dance 4 Likes 1 Share |