Honestly I think it's stupid having to pay to serve your fatherland. All these government agencies like army, navy, airforce and special forces should be free to join. The only criteria should be physical and mental fitness ....people bribe their way in to shoot at enemies...why wouldn't they run in the face of Boko Haram gunfire....

bullshit

Honestly the guy is cute. Soon I'll share my pictures of my younger self and my more mature handsome self

That awkward moment when your friend with mouth odor tries to whisper something to you...and you say eh...I didn't hear that....and then he tries to repeat the same stuff with his stinking mouth ....chaiiii

Hi VO...I would like to know the wait period the spouse of a US born citizen would wait before being issued the spouse visa. For someone who has already filed for a IR1 visa, what would happen if he fills for a K3 visa to expedite the process of bringing his spouse over. What are the timeframe for both visa categories.
I must commend you're doing a good job here. Thank you

I can't even marry a virgin....I don't want my story to later grace the front page of nairaland like...."my husband punishes me with sex"....

delugadou:
I have to be honest with you.
The only way to settle this issue is to bring out the monster in you.
Your dad has been bewitched & only violence will restore his sanity.
That boys quarters rightfully belongs to the 1st son until he becomes financially stable. You don't need anybody to come & negotiate with ur dad. Tell it to his face

Any day daddy dies, its the 1st son's responsibility to foot the burial bills. That's tradition. If he disrespects the first son today, who will bury him when the time comes? Nobody

Rally your siblings and bring back your eldest brother to take back his rightful place in the family. Do it now !

Your brother is not going to find it funny while squatting with people. A lot of insults, inconvenience & suffering is involved. To make matters worse, a dog made him leave his house. Its heartbreaking & can cause psychological trauma

Make sure all ur siblings are of one mind & purpose. Don't hesitate to damage any one who tries to be an obstacle. Beat the hell out of anyone who comes to dictate your life for you. Break bones if need be. (I would have broken that woman's two hands that she used to break the door). If police arrests me, i'll come back in less than 48hrs because na family matter. Our pastor go bail me.

When the bitch sees that u guys are out for blood, she & ur dad will bring people to beg. Then u will give them conditions for peace.

The bible says we should obey our parents in the Lord. It also went ahead to warn our parents not to provoke us and discourage us. Read ephesians well

This world no longer appreciates peaceful people. The violent are the ones who get their rights these days.

Your dad must treat all of you equally without partiality. If he refuses, you take your rights by force!
He must provide shelter, food, education & everything you guys need until u're able to fend for yourselves. Its not something that is negotiable. I will not beg for my right. Never

If they don't want to serve you food, go to the pot and serve yourself. If she makes noise,you guys shout her down. Make her understand that you guys are ready for anything and will deal with her if need be.
If they deny you school fees, then make sure her kids won't go to school too.
Anything she gets is what you must get too. (you should know how to threaten someone)

I cannot see my birthright given to a dog and fold my hands. I'll cook the dog for lunch.

No matter what people tell you, your step mother doesn't wish u well. If not, she won't dishonour the firstborn of the family.
If you leave that house now that you have not fully balanced as a man, you will know the definition of "suffering"

NB: Your plan can only work if your siblings are with one purpose. Also pay serious attention to the kind of dreams you and ur siblings are having. I want to believe u're an adult.

What I wrote is what I would do. I respect your opinion of who/what I am

Splendid advice....

I'm not talking about weed or marijuana or other drugs but simply stuffs like Benson and London cigarettes . I am a bit confused on this. Please can more enlightened members throw more light on t

BTT:
So, again, who stopped, took a census of the dead, confirmed all were Boko Haram members and found they were exactly 600, not say 606, 521, or 62?

Boring...

Bro...The headline says about 600....it might be more or less . It wasn't specifically 600. Hopes this helps. Happy sunday

E be like say I go find one hookup make I TASTE AND SEE

KanwuliaJara:


Please. . .

Me sef like the smell of rotten 'phock' o!
Let us smell it in peace!
Haba!

*putting my hand in my toto after a gooooood valentine day 5AM phock without baffffing. . . . somebarrrrry please call me a TAXXXXXXXXXXX!!!!*

Chiiilooookoooo....unu ga gbu madu eba

The charge 65k as at Feb and then maybe 1k for certificate of bachelorhood if you don't have one. 2k for weekdays marriage and 4500 for Saturday marriage. just budget like 70k total

Please how do I get from Oshodi to Ikoyi. Thanks

AND HOW DO YOU KNOW IBADAN BOYS AT NYSC CAMP

Thanks alot bro... i appreciate

OK thanks...how about the yellow card stuff? mumps, rubella and polio card?

My cousin just secured her visa to the usa today for a conference where she is billed to present a paper. This is her first time traveling out of Nigeria. Please what are the likely immunization shots she should have before she travels so she won't be bounced back at the airport like our SA friends did some time ago... Your help is urgent because she travels out next week. Thanks all

My cousin just secured her visa to the usa today for a conference where she is billed to present a paper. This is her first time traveling out of Nigeria. Please what are the likely immunization shots she should have before she travels so she won't be bounced back at the airport like our SA friends did some time ago... Your help is urgent because she travels out next week. Thanks all

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Northern Nigeria doesn't have oil so what do you expect. ..

No excuse for poor leadership

Good morning dear pals....is it true that schools would be on break during the period of the elections in Feb to forestall incidence of violence in volatile states ....let's hear it if you have heard any info....thanks

I wonder why the auto correct bot didn't change the name of the brea.st on the banner....lol

I don't think that's true. He's old but not too old.

The way soldiers are being condemned to death is alarming . I pray this doesn't result in a military coup in the next election.

I know it would be really strange to have se.x with your wife when she's preggy. All that big belle and the expression on her face would make a man loose interest.

In other news, how do you keep a man satisfied with se.x when preggy...Most men would rather look for short term relief outside.

The worst is your ex...that money is bye bye

evil man....chaiii

Why is this dude commenting on every topic under the sun. Nigga wasn't quite vocal when he was aviation minister now he is looking for cheap publicity. I think newspapers should stop publishing his rantings.

pek:
There is no art to find the mind's construction in the face

My brother, I gave them the naija version.

Hidentity:
Williams Shakespeare or Orbis Shakespeare? He died on April 23, 1616. So how come this quote got credited to him in 2014 I fear you o.

You don't remember Shakespeare was my classmate in nursery school. Not too clever a chap back then though

Is this one married abi she just did it to fulfill all righteousness. Make i do become celebrity so she go come give me lap dance