Good day house!

For those planning to quit now, i would say you should reconsider. You've gone too far just to quit now. The final evaluation stage scheduled for Lagos is principally to verify your Certificates, as there is no way they could have done that virtually.

Bifrost:
If you're applying to this scheme because there's no job, you are wasting your time, and you will regret it.

Elaborate on this, please!

Etinbaby:
Pls what is the cut off mark for the oral interview, I scored 50%

I can't say precisely, but i know people who scored between 50 and 54 that were not shortlisted.

bunmitepresh:
I have been shortlisted

Congrats!
I was shortlisted too. Have you done your interview? Mine is tomorrow.

Oluwaseunmatina:

Go wt original nd photocopy of ur certificates nd ur CV

Pls, are we suppose to go with just 1 photocopy each of all our certificates or 18 photocopies each?

hugochuks60:
heard they av started rolling letters. pls how true is it?

Nt seen anyfin yet o. Pls ppl, update us if u'v gotten urs o.

hugochuks60:


I was told same too, but m yet to hear anybody say he/she has gotten.
let's just keep hope alive n encourage ourselves.

in case anyone gets, pls let's know, n if any update comes up, pls let us know. thanks.

Alryt bro, fenks!

Hello house! Pls, has anyone gotten d appointment letter yet, sequel 2d interview? 'cos i was told that they would start rolln out letters ds week to those that were selected.

As the troubles of MMM participants dominates the Nigerian media space today, a social media user self-styled 'Soldier Dollar' has shed more light on the ponzi scheme which has apparently suspended activities till next year, 2017.

"Why does the Federal government want MMM banned? A scheme Nigerians are using to help themselves? The National Assembly are just too wicked!

They are busy "chopping" our national cake but will not allow this God-sent scheme to see the light of the day. God Pass them" ... and a thousand and one more quotations showing how desperate and ignorant Nigerians could be about ponzi schemes.

It is no surprise as to how passionate Nigerians could be about get-rich-quick schemes considering the fact that the current recession is really biting hard. In fact the level of passion exhibited by Nigerians about this scheme has forced many participants to write open letters to Federal authorities warning them to desist from any attempt to be a log in the wheel of their "progress' .

Some have become irrevocably too sure about the sustainability of the pyramid schemes, especially, MMM. I am not here to question the sustainability or otherwise of MMM scheme neither am I trying to pacify you to leave the scheme; I am here to tell you that MMM has not and will never improve the generality of life in Nigeria with the following facts.

1.) MMM has no central account:

This well known fact should be a source of worry about the owners' source of income and the sustainability of the scheme. MMM does not not have direct access to your money and thus, does not invest it in order to grow it. Why is MMM being selfless and 'patriotic' in ensuring the smooth running of the scheme? How the heck does it gain from the scheme? Below is the answer to the puzzle.

2.) It may shock you to know that just like you and millions of other participants, nothing prevents MMM from "providing help" and "getting help" from a scheme they created.As the first investor in its own scheme, imagine the millions and chains of referrals in their 'downlines' and thousands of guiders that constitute its team. I may be wrong in the figures , but the number will be quite humongous. Is the amount of money MMM makes enough to pay millions of their participants 30-40 % returns on their investments and 10% to the referrer? Hell No! Then how the heck are they able to keep to their promise of settling investors?

3.) Liken MMM to a large mansion where you have to pay the occupants some money before you are allowed entry into the house. Once you are allowed into the mansion, you have to wait for another stranger who has to pay you 30% + 100% of your money before he could be allowed to live with you. Most times one stranger may not be able to foot the bill. He is merged with one or more strangers to pay you. In other words, the sustainability and longevity of the scheme will rely on the number of new tenants and the amount the new tenants are bringing to the table ( as well as the willingness of old tenants to renew their rent). Will this huge Mansion one day collapse? Or more likely, will this huge mansion ,one day be deserted? Definitely! How? Read below.

4.) Who pays the old tenants? New tenants or old tenants who are willing to renew their rent pay the old tenants. Literally, if you provide help by paying a tenant, the same help will be reciprocated to you with 30 to 40% bonus for being a good kid.Will there be a situation where I will provide help and not receive? Yes.. in the event that new tenants stop coming. But what can really discourage new members from coming?

a.) When everybody have become tenants. In the very near and imminent future, this will be the case.

b.) When the mansion( scheme) has become old such that new tenants decide to look for other houses (schemes) with better offers (MMM united, MMM Japan MMM Illorin) leaving old members stranded in an a state of panic.

c.) When old tenants refuse to renew their rents and decide to rent a house( scheme) elsewhere

d.) When the money new tenants pay as rent is smaller than what the old members are waiting to be paid- Old members paid millions of Naira but new tenants are bringing peanuts because of the reason below.

e.) When there is fear and uncertainty. "Will they ever unfreeze mavrodi accounts after a month? is this an end time sign?" This will of course decrease "investors confidence" and will either make new tenants to stop coming, reduce how much that is being invested or make old tenants not to renew their rents.

f.) When old members, from their profit start building their own mansions in form of houses, cars , business- thus cutting the chances of reinvesting in the scheme which will invariably reduce the amount of money in circulation.

What will be the fate of old tenants waiting to be provided help? Your guess is as good as mine. Will this result to the crash of the scheme? Yes. How soon? I do not know. Why do I think MMM is not a helping scheme? Read below.

5.) As you have now known or previously knew, MMM will one day crash but the date, hour, minute, second is uncertain. What if it crashes? Will the totality of Nigerians be happy? A big No . Why? Let me make a simple illustration. Let's say at the point A,B,C,D paid to E,F,G,H , the system crashes. This will create equal amount of Joy and sorrow. In other words, we may even have more mourners than "merriers" in most cases where many people are merged to pay few persons grin

What have I achieved by writing this epistle?

a.) I have established that MMM and similar schemes are not cast with steel. They will one day crash.

b.) I have succeeded in establishing that MMM does not improve the generality of the population. Where you rob peter to pay Paul and create equal helpers and stranded 'beggars' does not imply help.

c.) I have succeed in reducing your passion for ponzi schemes which is typical of productive nations. Let us be more creative, innovative and productive. MMM has really lead to brain drain in our agile youths.

Is it biblically, Quaranically, morally right to rob peter to pay Paul? Share your thoughts.

Culled from a popular Nigerian online forum.

Source: Tori.ng

Favb:
They are legit.questions are based on cv.no fee. i waa the agent and d oyinbo was the customer.so you will put on the earphone like a call center agent.

Thanks 4d info shared already. Pls, can u shed more light on what your conversation wt d oyinbo was like. What did u guys discussed while u were on phone, and how many panels of interviewers interviewed u.

Favb:
Please is this invite for those that stay on abuja only?

I don't think so. What mk u ask?

Favb:
pls do you stay in abuja

No, i don't! I reside in lag. N i guess d interview is strictly for people who stays in lag.

Favb:
i guess its for call center agent.do you know if they are legit?

Yep, it is! They also snd an email along wt d sms. U can check dia website 4rm d mail

I got d invite too. N i also got a mail to dt regard.

Surch:
Hi everyone. Has anyone here been contacted by Coronation Merchant Bank since the test on Saturday?

Nope! Avn't seen anyfin yet

davide470:
Go to your owambe! It is a scam.

SMH!

Haba, bro david u're nt nice o

tempex88:
If it's the genuine CMB, it's not scam.

handsomeclouds:

Ignore at your own peril. Its as genuine as the existence of the universe.

Fenks, i appreciate.

Hello House! Please, how true is this Coronation Merchant Bank Graduate Trainee recruitment exercise? Today, while in church, i received a message that i've been shortlisted for an Aptitude Test at JKK House, Lagos. Meanwhile, ten days ago i received a call from one of their supposed HR personnel, telling me to keep my calendar open and asking me to verify some of my details (such as e-mail, age, etc) which to me i think they are irrelevant. Pls, if you've received this same invite let's interact. Is this a SCAM or not as i don't want to waste my t-fare n time plus i've gat an OWANBE to attend that same day. Fenks!

dollarnaira:
Pls pls how do i reduce d height of d passport. I cropped d pix below 2mb but cant adjust d height n breadth.

Download 'ID passport' on play store, it will do it perfectly. Or any other app, just visit playstore

Brightgem:
Experiencing same, though I am using Pc

Aiit, fenks! It shud b general den 'cos i was able to access it few hrs ago usn my fone, just of recent dt d fin is no longer goin.

Need help pls! D site is nt loading..i'm using my fone to browse. Should i change to pc or it is general @ d moment. Sb help help plsssss

Anybody in Physics Dept.? pls d physicist in d house show ur face na and lts hook up.