OMO IBO:

earthmama, u must get married this year or find a man or woman to keep you occupied.
you, seem to have so much time.
the time you spend thinking up some of these threads can be put into better use. although, the threads are fun

You should be praying for your own spouse
or do you think every girl out there is a human being?
there are spirits disguised as girls walking around
worry about yaself before you get entangled with marine spirit

yicob:

I'm married to Jesus . . . . Satan leave me alone!

say after me

This is my year _{this is my year}

2009 will not pass me by _{2009 will not pass me by}

earTHMama:

There is no miracle too big for God.

He raised Lazarus from the dead and made the blind to see.
It's not impossible for tpia and aloy.emeka to be joined in holy matrimony

earTHMama:

A love-vendor is a good guy in your books?




Pray for me to get married this year.

Our father and God, we bring earthmama before you.
She is ripe and ready for marriage.
I pray that she gets her heart desire
I also know she loves Igbo men
I pray that you bless her with a handsome,God fearing and professional Igbo man with a good credit score
In Jesus's name

Moonstone:

I am asking people to pray along with me. As for Pataki, why not? Ah ahn! He's a good guy now! Do you think any of them would voluntarily put their names? I just need them to leave certain girls alone especially on NL
[b]KAI! Na wa osisi! How many of them do you know like that? :[/b]D

we'll soon find out

abeg add Tpia on your list.
since all else has failed,let's try the marriage route

Even the ones wey engagement don pass 2 years,we want to pray that they make it to the altar
One should not answer fiance/fiancee for more than 24 months

ohaechesi:

hey, if you are on this thread still single, hump into my arms. By so doing, we can think out the kind of meal we most cherish. U never hala

Osisi, r u single

no long thing ma cherie!!!

Is this the way you men now toast girls?
hump into your arms?
hump ke?
chei,things have really changed

idupaul:

@poster

what kind of useless wish is this

what do you mean?
are you a heathen?
haven't u read in the Bible that he who finds a wife finds a good thing and obtains favour from the Lord?
all these unmarried men are parambulating around favourless.
let them marry

ok,deepzone and okija juju will make a nice couple
with their 2 cute little kids and a shrine in the backyard  

red delicious apple

I spoke too soon.
I hope the kids are asleep since the man and his privates are now in the parlour
abeg make I clear  for road

*_{makes a sign of the cross}*

I liked McDonald apple pie.
When I was preggy,I craved apple pie and lemonade
not anymore

Cayon:

its ok, He's so obsessed with me, it's crazy.

Don't worry he is going to get over me. . . .just give him time

Please forgive.
Your kids are a blessing from God

david the man of God,abeg modify that post.

stanford.edu/group/womenscourage/cgi-bin/blogs/middle_east/2008/10/31/virginity-in-the-arab-world/

Virginity in the Arab World

While living in Egypt, I knew two Egyptians who had been in a relationship for a little over two years, but weren’t married. He, Walid, was 24 and she, Heba, was 22. They’d met in university, and were now working full time. Heba once called me after she’d had a fight with Walid, and explained to me that she’d asked him what the future of their relationship was. She told me he’d said he couldn’t marry her, because she wasn’t a virgin. The irony was that he knew that he was the only man she’d ever had any sexual relations with.

My last visit to Naija recently,I had lunch twice at sweet sensations
I loved it
the servers were lousy though.
They chopped my money claiming they didn't have enough change.
My aunt's buka in ojota beats them all handsdown

KarmaMod:

AMEN! Back To Sender

You can say that again sister
these people think they can open their mouths and curse anyone.
When Christians are sorrounded by a mighty host of angels
what happened to their leader that had nothing but curses on his lips for Christians and Jews on his deathbed?
He died and Christians and Jews are the most intelligent and most progressive people.
His curses boomeranged right back to his own family such that he had no viable offsprings of all the wives and women he had.
Frizy is setting himself up for wrath from on high and he doesn't even know it.

Frizy:

As Barack Obama sits silent as Israel drops bombs on innocents and cowers afraid to fight man to man on the ground and the American liberal community seeks to create a new sense of liberal fascism whereby they will witness the privitization of their infrastructure, decreasing quality of life for the middle and lower classes,  austerity programs for social services, and rapid military build-up alongside continuous expansive and imperialist wars (sounds like Nationalist Socialism) and the great hope they elected turns into the biggest hypocrite of all time - we send a clear and direct message to the slew of hypocrites that voted for him and are still hopeful that the CHANGE he will bring will in some way prove to be just,  GUESS WHAT - Barack Obama told you a long time ago he was a despicable, house slave that cares for nothing other than chanting slogans and smiling at cameras to get elected. He represents a continuation of American Neo-Fascism and a new wave that will inspire the countless thousands of American exesitentialist, liberal fascists that think their country can do no wrong and represents all the good in the world. This speech should prove to you how insane this idiot is. We'll keep you posted on his plans, but in the meantime this one goes out to all the Muslim buffoons that voted for him - You had your information early but you blindly follow the mainstream - Want News? REVOLUTIONMUSLIM -  May Allah send destruction on this kaffir - embarass him - and make him the laughing stock of American History - the only President to bankrupt the dollar and the US. military in the same term. Amin!!!

Listen to his speech: http://www.npr.org/templates/player/mediaPlayer.html?action=1&t=1&islist=false&id=91150432&m=91152375

As someone who prays for Obama and his upcoming administration with thousands and millions of Christians,may everything you wish him return to you a hundred fold not only to you but to your generations to come unless they come to the saving Grace of Christ.
You will surely flee seven ways.
No weapon fashioned againstv Obama will prosper but every demonic tongue that rises against him shall be confused and confounded in Jesus' name
and right now I send that confusion into the camp of that serpent,the enemy
The name above every other name Jesus,is against you.

That almighty name  Jesus is mightier than any demons you send towards him.
I rebuke you Satan,in the name of my Lord and my God.
America  shall survive and prosper
Israel shall be free
That is the decree of the almighty and no devil in hell can stop it.

@ poster,do you have to resort to deception in your title?
The same lies and deception that qualify the religion of piss

how are we sure the man didn't kill his own children.These people are capable of any and all ills
aren't they the same ones that kill their daughters on suspicion of fornication?

Andy1985ng:

The way you babes are dropping the "marriage line" here, u definately will not get the right response. Most guys DREAD the word MARRIAGE especially the beginning of a new year, credit crunch wahala and the present state of naijaland.

Love will carry them through

debosky:

Alagolo repent in this new year so you stop getting banned

Spiky I don send a second consignment of yams, suitcases of fabric, he goats, snails and lizards to your parents oh, oya make we find pastor complete this thing now now

DK you no wan marry my sister Muki again?

Mu wetin?
You want them to wound the boy with bow and arrow

This is a serious matter o
some of you are joking.
This is a new year
Hauwa this is your year
You've graduated abi ?
so what are we waiting for?
Dayokanu is ready
let's do this thing jo

orange juice

Northerners will do the job well.
Blood don already enter their eyes

Hamas and Palestine started a war,Israel is finishing it up.
They (hamas) need to be shut up once and for all.
Start another thread