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 Jokes Etc / Magic Frog And Man With 30 Inches Penis by oTeeG(m): 10:00pm On Apr 24, 2018 |
oTee with 30 inches penis went to a magician and said, "I can't live with this anymore! Its too long! Can you help me reduce it?" The magician answered, "There is a female frog in that swamp. Go ask her to marry you. She will say 'NO' and you will loose 5 inches off your penis." So oTee went to the swamp, got the female frog and asked, "Will you marry me?" The frog replied, "NO!" oTee lost 5 inches, but still 25 inches was way too long. He asked the frog again, "Will you marry me?" "NO!" the frog replied. 20 inches isn't bad but a little long. He asked again, "Will you marry me?" The frog answered "NO!" 15 inches is good but 10 inches would be better, oTee thought. Then he decided to ask for the last time, "Will you Marry me?" Angrily, the frog replied, "How many times do I have to tell you, NO... NO... NO... and NOOOO!!!" How many inches is left  ?by:oTee MORE[url][/url]www.adultjokex..com |
| Celebrities / WHY I Got Divorced....#funny by oTeeG(m): 9:36pm On Apr 24, 2018 |
Why did I get divorced? Well, last week was my birthday. My wife didn't wish me a happy birthday. My parents forgot and so did my kids. I went to work and even my colleagues didn't wish me a happy birthday. As I entered my office, my secretary said, "Happy birthday, boss!" I felt so special. She asked me out for lunch. After lunch, she invited me to her apartment. We went there and she said, "Do you mind if I go into the bedroom for a minute?" "Okay," I said. She came out 5 minutes later with a birthday cake, my wife, my parents, my kids, my friends, & my colleagues all yelling, "SURPRISE!!!" while I was waiting on the sofa... naked. MORE[url][/url]www.adultjokex..com |
| Jokes Etc / Conversation Between Nigerian Dad And Son by oTeeG(m): 8:44pm On Apr 24, 2018 |
Son : dad can you please give me some cash I'm Broke Dad : where are you son ? Son : South Africa Dad : open a church son As we are talking right now, that child is a pastor and he is driving a Lamborghini get more"@[url][/url]www.adultjokex..com |
| Jokes Etc / Best Way To Get Yourself A Sit In A Resturant. by oTeeG(m): 8:35pm On Apr 24, 2018 |
I went to a restaurant. It was full there was no place to sit...I took out my cellphone then put it to my ear and said loudly- "Bro come fast very very fast, she's here with someone else" about 10 women ran away then I got a place MORE:[url][/url]www.adultjokex..com |
| Celebrities / Obsession by oTeeG(m): 8:27pm On Apr 24, 2018 |
Just chelling with my girl..RiRi....pool things
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