Business / Re: What Happens To My Money If I'm Robbed In A Bank While Waiting To Deposit? by otus4me(m): 6:37pm On Jan 20, 2019 |
oga, your money will be use to chop suya, Bleep babes, and smoke weed, including used for drinking beer. |
Romance / Re: Is It Safe To Allow Whor.es Suck Your Dicck? by otus4me(m): 5:13pm On Jan 17, 2019 |
you don't need open wounds in her mouth before you can contact herpes virus, hepatitis B & C, staphylococcus, and HPV Obainoneandonly: the risk of contraction a disease through BJ is very low......the lady must have an open wound in a mouth and the receiver too must have an open wound on d d*ck,which is unlikely....... anytime am patronising them I always demand dat they give me mouth action,it makes d s*x more pleasurable....
even my girlfriend knows this,before s*x is BJ
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Travel / Re: Picture Of Pen Cinema Bridge Nearing Completion by otus4me(m): 2:00pm On Aug 13, 2018 |
e never near completion o, if you reach that side you go understand better. the work plenty pass anything. u dey show one side, what about the other sides. 2 Likes 1 Share |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Pls who have Idea about BG LEAD CONSULT? by otus4me(m): 3:41pm On Aug 02, 2018 |
meekah: pls any infor will do i got an invite from this consult at ikeja agidigbi did they send you a message through your email because I got one too yesterday to come for assessment and interview by 9am |
Business / Re: Nigeria’s Inflation Slows To Lowest Rate In 30 Months by otus4me(m): 6:45am On Jul 24, 2018 |
its because nobody is going to buy. people are broke and not even ready to buy plenty things the way it used to be back then. and still unemployment rate is high. taxes everywhere 1 Like |
Politics / Re: Military Base Attacked By Boko Haram In Yobe (Photos) by otus4me(m): 8:51pm On Jul 16, 2018 |
this is where fake news spreads. how will a tanker and other military vehicles get burnt and the grasses beside it and underneath them not get burnt. |
Travel / Re: Lagos Airport: Immigration Imposes $90 Visa-on-arrival Charge On Foreigners by otus4me(m): 10:59am On Jun 26, 2018 |
tejpot: Useless immigration oga read the context very well. its not immigration fault because they aren't the one collecting the fees |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: How To Identify A Scam Interview Invitation by otus4me(m): 10:06am On Jun 26, 2018 |
Robisky001: Got this job invite. Don't know if it is worth it. Please help verify.
CV approved. You have been selected for an INTERVIEW on MON 25/6/2018 by 9am 6 Remilekun Str off Falolu Rd,by Akerele Rd Surulere. HR Matrixglover 070-80403158 how far did u go. cos I got almost the same this morning. with the same address |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Oh Ye Job Hunters! by otus4me(m): 9:53am On Jun 26, 2018 |
I got this same message this morning. are they real. plz reply |
Politics / Re: How Governor Fayose Carried A Woman That Fainted by otus4me(m): 8:22am On Jun 05, 2018 |
you need sense, oya receive it pol23: Call him attention seeker. He has being doing this since 2005. He must make a scene,He will settle petty fight on the road,He just attend to anything that comes his way. Tell me how your Governor take better. If this guy has Lagos Finance He might be better than Ambode...
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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Edo State Civil Service Commission Massive Job Recruitment (37 Positions) by otus4me(m): 9:49am On May 16, 2018 |
but this is not being advertised in the edo state service commission website. |
Celebrities / Re: Chidera, Nigerian Presenter In UK: #SaggyBoobsMatter Creator by otus4me(m): 5:42pm On Dec 04, 2017 |
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Celebrities / Re: Chidera, Nigerian Presenter In UK: #SaggyBoobsMatter Creator by otus4me(m): 5:36pm On Dec 04, 2017 |
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Politics / Re: The New Law For Ekiti Cultists As Fayose Signs Anti-cultism Bill Into Law (Pics) by otus4me(m): 9:21am On Nov 21, 2017 |
you are on point saint047: later, they will still use the cultists for election purposes |
Health / Re: In Delta, Mad Woman Gives Birth To A Bouncing Baby By The Roadside (Photos) by otus4me(m): 10:45am On Sep 08, 2017 |
na those men wey need to sleep with mad women cos of one stupid ritual purpose. movid: men of the underword |
Health / Re: In Delta, Mad Woman Gives Birth To A Bouncing Baby By The Roadside (Photos) by otus4me(m): 10:44am On Sep 08, 2017 |
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Politics / Re: Buratai Decorates Soldiers With Gallantry Medals (Photos) by otus4me(m): 1:58pm On Aug 10, 2017 |
people like u dont even show up during protests. idiot crazysaint:
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Burutai, is clueless as a rotten vegetable in london. Am still wonderng who appoint such a coward being as chief of army staff.
Someone who remove his camouflage and hide and disguise as a mere driver during armrobber attacked, is that one worth calling chief of army staff?
Tell that demented fellow in london to tender his resignation letter before this week runs out, we nigerians won't take it anymore, we have excercise patient long enough.
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Literature / Re: Funny 40 Alleged Quotes From President ROBERT MUGABE by otus4me(m): 11:12pm On Jun 17, 2017 |
Ferya: I saw this post in a friend's Facebook page. I hope I posted it in right section.
I think President Mugabe's quotes are funny but we cannot ignore the lessons behind it ![cheesy](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/cheesy.png) On a lighter note, which number made you laugh the most? ![grin](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/grin.png)
1. Any man who successfully convinces a monkey that honey is sweeter than banana, is capable of selling condoms to a Roman father.
2. Dear ladies, If your boyfriend didn't wish you a happy mother's day or sing sweet mother for you, you should stop breastfeeding him.
3. He who swallows a complete coconut have absolute trust in his anus.
4. Dear sisters, don't be deceived by a man who text you "I miss you" only when it's raining, because you are not an umbrella.
5. Swimming pool is more useful than Liverpool.
6. If over 15 guys have sucked your breasts, you don't need to call those things "your breasts", It's called COW BELL, OUR MILK! - Repeat after me, OUR MILK!
7. It's hard to bewitch African girls these days. Every time you take a piece from her hair to the witch doctor, either a Brazilian innocent woman gets mad or a factory in China catches fire.
8. All I hear always is, 'No sex before marriage?' If that was God's plan, then you would receive your penis or vagina on your wedding day.
9. The only warning Africans take serious is LOW BATTERY.
10. Men sucking lady's breast is normal because the act was learnt in childhood when they were young but the act of lady's sucking men's d*ck is what baffles me, where did they learn it from?
11. Whenever things seem to start going well in your life, the Devil comes along and gives you a 'girlfriend'.
12. When your clothes are made of cassava leaves, you don't take a goat as a friend.
13. If you have attended over 100 weddings in your life and still single, you are not different from a Canopy.
14. Dating a slim/slender guy is cool. The problem is when you are lying on his chest then his ribs draw adidas lines on your face.
15. If you are ugly, you are ugly. Stop talking about inner beauty because men don't walk around with X-rays to see inner beauty.
16. Respect pregnant women because it's not easy walking around with evidence that you've had sex.
17. Some of the girls of today can't even jog for 5 minutes but they expect a guy to last in bed with you for 2 hours? Your level of selfishness demands a one week crusade.
18. I stopped trusting ladies when my class 3 girlfriend left me for another boy all because he bought a sharpener wid a mirror.
19. Nothing makes a woman more confused than being in a relationship with a "broke" man who's extremely good in bed.
20. Witchcraft is when a 24 year old girl who cannot jog for 5 minutes expects a 40 year old man to last for 1 hour in bed.
21. Being dumped by a dark-skinned girl is the worst thing ever; because anytime you get home and see charcoal, you become emotional.
22. Women with beauty and no brains, it is your private parts will suffer the most.
23. When one's goat gets missing, the aroma of a neighbour's soup gets suspicious.
24. Its better for a man to be stingy with his money because he hustled for it than a woman to deny you a hole she didn't drill.
25. Even Satan wasn't gay, he approached naked Eve instead of naked Adam. Say no to same-sex marriage.
26. If you are a married man and you find yourself attracted to school girls, just buy your wife a school uniform.
27. It is every man's dream to remove a woman's pant one day but NOT when it's on a drying line.
28. Virginity is the best wedding gift any man would receive from his newly wed wife but lately, there's nothing as such any-longer because it'll have already been given out as a Birthday gift, token of Appreciation, Job assurance, Church collection, Examination marking schemes & for Lorry fares!"
29. Treat every part of your towel nicely because the part that wipes your buttocks today will wipe your face tomorrow.
30. We are living in a generation where people “in love” are free to touch each others’ private parts but cannot touch each others’ phones because they’re private.”
31. Sometimes you look back at girls you spent money on rather than send it to your mum and you realise witchcraft is real.
32. If President Barack Obama wants me to allow marriage for same-sex couples in my country (Zimbabwe), he must come here so that I marry him first.
33. South Africans will kick down a statue of a dead white man but won’t even attempt to slap a live one. Yet they can stone to death a black man simply because he’s a foreigner.
34. What is the problem? We now have aeroplanes which can take them back quicker than the ships used by their ancestors.
35. Mr Bush, Mr. Blair and now Mr Brown's sense of human rights precludes our people's right to their God-given resources, which in their view must be controlled by their kith and kin. I am termed dictator because I have rejected this supremacist view and frustrated the neo-colonialists.
36. Cigarette is a pinch of tobacco rolled in a piece of paper with fire on one end and a fool on the other end.
37. A brave man is he who has a running stomach and still wants to flatulate.
38. Journalist: Sir don't you think 89 years would be a great time to retire as a President. Mugabe: Have you ever asked the Queen this question or is it just for African leaders?
39. Interviewer: Mr President, when are you bidding the people of Zimbabwe farewell? Robert: Where are they going?
40. My dear ladies, please don't buy a selfie stick when your armpit itself needs a shaving stick. |
Politics / Re: Patience Jonathan Greets Bukola Saraki At The Launch Of Dino Melaye's Book by otus4me(m): 10:13am On May 16, 2017 |
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Crime / Re: Kwara State University Student Was Beaten For Slapping A Guy - Eyewitnesses by otus4me(m): 9:44am On May 16, 2017 |
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Career / Re: Mortuary Attendant Takes Selfie With Corpses In enugu (Photos) by otus4me(m): 11:57am On Apr 30, 2017 |
you are a big idiot, next time think before you talk, pyyxxaro: God pls help the youths of this Country
And someone would tell me this guy is normal
I blame BUHARI for this ![undecided](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/undecided.png)
#Quoterz I de wait for una # |
NYSC / Re: Corper Rocks Jacket & Short NYSC Outfit. Hit Or Miss? by otus4me(m): 11:29am On Apr 25, 2017 |
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Religion / Re: "David's Mother Was A Harlot" - Apostle Suleman. Funmi Iyanda & Nigerians React by otus4me(m): 9:41am On Apr 25, 2017 |
if that was an exam he would have failed. is there no big difference between a mother and a great grand mother. so one day he will say that the great grand mother of Jesus was also an harlot. wise up Joagbaje: Apostle was not wrong Rahab the harlot who saved the spies was the great grand mother of David . She Gave birth to Boaz ,boaz gave birth to salmon ,salmon gave birth to David father jessee. And I sure the apostle didn't say it to put David down but rather to glorify God that it doesn't matter your background God can change your story |
Politics / Re: 12 States Owe Salaries Despite Bailout Funds From FG by otus4me(m): 9:14am On Apr 25, 2017 |
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Politics / Re: Dogs Prevent 2 Male Suicide Bombers From Attacking University Chapel by otus4me(m): 3:43pm On Apr 10, 2017 |
about to, u can download it on gingle.com karma2000: dogs of war pls has anybody watched that movie |
Politics / Re: Dogs Prevent 2 Male Suicide Bombers From Attacking University Chapel by otus4me(m): 3:42pm On Apr 10, 2017 |
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NYSC / Re: Ex-corper Embarrassed Online While Celebrating His Passing Out.See What Happened by otus4me(m): 8:31am On Apr 10, 2017 |
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NYSC / Re: Ex-corper Embarrassed Online While Celebrating His Passing Out.See What Happened by otus4me(m): 8:26am On Apr 10, 2017 |
and u will tell us to pay some money for the games abi. if u are actually winning you wont be asking for our money. thunder fire you, OLE!!!!!!!!!! BARAWO!!!!!!!!!!!! ONYIONSHI!!!!!!! chijioke6553: As we approach easter season increase your bank account.........see detail below |
NYSC / Re: Ex-corper Embarrassed Online While Celebrating His Passing Out.See What Happened by otus4me(m): 8:23am On Apr 10, 2017 |
the guy is not harsh o, lets put ourselves in his shoes. the debtor switched off his phone and for more than three years. uyiekpenn: This guy harsh ooo. But I don't get it. Why do some people switch off their phones especially when they know they're owing someone money? I've noticed this attitude amongst guys. They even go as far as lying that they were hospitalized or involved in an accident. 2 Likes 1 Share |
Romance / Re: 'If Guys Knew How Many Times Girls Wore The Same Bra Without Washing It' - by otus4me(m): 4:48pm On Apr 06, 2017 |
i know say u no go gree, oyinbo don confess their own, naija babes go continue to lie megareal: It's a lie. Bras give off an offensive smell if you wear them more than twice. I can easily perceive a dirty bra from miles away.
Ladies as a general rule are mainly neat when it comes to their undies.
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It's amazing how many ladies and guys down this thread be claiming I'm lying. I just discovered from this thread that lots of ladies here think there is nothing wrong with wearing a bra beyond two days in a row. It's amazing how dumb they sound trying to insult me while displaying an apparent lack of basic sanitary knowledge.
All the ladies around me operate same way I operate. If I go to the gym, market, do intensive hse chores, that bra is over for me that day cos of sweat.
I clap for those who can do all the above, and still keep using the bra after days on end. As a rule of thumb, bras aren't supposed to be used daily so as to preserve its elasticity. You're even killing the bra by overstretching it through continous usage.
Ya'll be abusing me anywhere you like. It isn't my fault that I'm a neatness freak. So do your dirt, let me do mine. It's worked so far for me.
I really now see why some ladies bras stink when you stand around them.
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Politics / Re: Lagos State Neighborhood Safety Corps Launched By Ambode (Photos) by otus4me(m): 2:14pm On Mar 27, 2017 |
e be like say u get better job abi. mejai: only to create a job with uniform dats what our politicians know. alcohol and useless style of govt have made dem all not to think out of d box. In this century, dis is what we can offer. peace corps, federal task force etc....
#am not referring to ambode alone. but to all. |
Education / Re: "Pastor Slaps Covenant University Student For Pressing IPod During Service" by otus4me(m): 9:17am On Mar 08, 2017 |
in fact he needs to be slapped for the next one week. people don't even have respect for God. if it was an unknown angel that slapped him, you all in your school will never use mobile phones again. I can see you don't read the bible very well, Jesus beat and caned the idiots out of the synagogue. 2 Likes |