BadEnglish:
My own na Sars stop me, them para all the para them wan para. Asked for my phone I didn't hand it to them we dragged like abt 5 mins when a colleague drove by, stopped ,gave me compliments and asked oga wetin happen . When they saw an inspector giving me compliments they were shocked. I just smiled n told them I wanted to also waste their time since they wasted mine. Too many times sef. Coz I dey keep beards they easily mistake me for Yahoo boy but I go just show my ID n that's all. Even my colleagues sef they call me Yahoo boy officer. So na normal for me.

You be street-wise officer o,so tey you even confuse SARS men...The kelebe wen act for 3rd World Cop dey learn for where you dey o.You run things things don't run you.
Bless up sir and more of God's protection as you and fellow officers help in making our country safe.

Tobbit:



Bro. I also used to also think you were a yahoo boy too

Escalate to front page bros. I called your attention to a serious thread. I wonder if it skipped your attention. That thread needs to be on front page o


I'm willing to pay you with 50 pythons


By the way my formal landlord evicted me within weeks thinking o was a yahoo boy. We use to have light 15/18 hours a day and I made sure, I used it optimally. I was glowing and it's effects was showing in my body. Jobs flowing, light to execute flowing.


I only come out, once in the morning and once at night


The quick notice was so fast, I didn't last a month.



They were expecting me to beg. Me, Warri boy


I moved out two weeks earlier... When I moved, I swept everywhere, mopped the floor so they'll get pained about the quality of tenant they were losing.


All the young ladies came to inspect the apartment after I had cleaned up and we're shocked cause I was always minding my business, extremely clean, quiet. And with the way I cleaned the place while exiting


Guess what, I moved just a stone throw thus time to a bigger apartment a 2 Bed to spite their generation. I continue my cruise dey go

No dulling , you pepper your former landlord o.
Many people know sey internet na the next offshore where men go collect legit block.( freelancing and remote working)

wrongnumber:


A satanic agent called Muhammed sent from the pits of hell to confuse the world.

Captured Bible scholars and put them in a cave to rewrite the Bible and changing some narratives and called the new version Quran claiming it came down directly from GOD.

E GO SHOCK MANY MUSLIMS WHEN THEY SEE THE CRAZY GUY IN HELL.

This is a new angle of learning, so Bible scholars were captured to write the Quran.
Please any link for me to read further ?

dangwarmai:
Are you right to provoke someone through his religion?

And that provocation deserves jungle justice ?

malakaimoscondo:
hmmmm,,,as a Muslim,, I will tell u that,,,Islam is a perfect religion,,,, but just that it has the worst followers.......

Can worst followers follow a good leader?

Oshokalo:
so yenagoa has grass for cattle,I thought the hole place is messed up,litters up with crude oil

Traveling is one way of acquiring knowledge.
Please give your laptop/phone a break and take a trip to Yenagoa , Sagbama, Ofoni, Otuasega, Elebele, Otuoke, Kaiama, Opokuma&Kolokuma and get some knowledge about Bayelsa State.

Congratulations!
OP, you noh smile at all o.abi you dey reason all the money you Don spend for the wedding plans....na on the lighter note o.
May God Almighty bless your new home.

womenareapes1:
simp

I would choose to IGNORE you.
No face for rotten mangoes.

Copenhagen:
Nigeria wasn't fair to (me) us, no employment and no conducive environment to start up sth and I was suffering until I travelled to Copenhagen, Denmark, and within 2 months, I became a millionaire . Now, anyi na count zi na milli milli.

2 months after paying all bills?

womenareapes1:
I hate Naija women, and our foolish women have this morphological characteristics with apes,

hence my moniker (womenareapes)

It is an alien hermaphrodite that gave birth to you at Jupiter and thereafter you jumped into this earth when you were 10 years old.
You were not breastfeed nor cuddle as a baby.
Try get some sense and show respect to our women folks.
I would have ignore your foolishness.

Bayero University Kano is a Federal Government tertiary institution.
Hisbah has no right to operate there.
The students in question should sue Hisbah on infringement of their fundamental human rights.

Congratulations!

Too much OPPRESSION and WICKEDNESS in this country.
It seems some Nigerians don't have blood flowing in their veins, what is flowing is effluent.

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Very unfortunate i dont ve access to my email...


watsap digit..0.8,0.3'2.4*9.5,2.3.2.....

Okay bro.

SexytorresE:
one of the brainwashed fellow . They ur dey . He is imaginary and doesnt exit

You haven't answer my questions before branding me a brainwashed fellow.
What do your tribe call God?
And why do the entire human race have a special name for God Almighty?

We thank God for this good news. To God be the glory for the release of Pastor Bulus from captivity.
Our prayers still goes out to our fellow Christian brethren who are either in Islamic Jihadists captivity or imprisoned by government across the globe.( Google International Christain Concern for more updates)
And to the fallen Christian Martyrs, may God continue to comfort their families.
Shalom!

SexytorresE:
“I am also calling on the EYN president to help mobilise help that will rescue me, and also pray for me so that God will make things easy for me here,” he said in the video.

But why did the said Sleepy God allowed it at first ? And u still talking in Nonsense saying "pray for me so that God will make it easier for u there " Lik Wtf" now people or FG paid for his ransom , but wait and see how he thanks the imaginary God for saving him . as if, if the money weren't paid and they want or kill him the Immaginary God will strike Nonsense

Imaginary God?
I guess you are a Nigerian and if yes, you are from one of the ethnic groups.So what do you call God in your mother tongue?
Why would your ancestors give a name to the so called Imaginary God?
All the languages in the world have a name for God Almighty.
If He is imaginary according to your own understanding, why would humanity across the globe have a name for Him?
You are entitled to your own opinion
As for me , I believe in the existence of God Almighty,who created the universe and humanity as well.

Tech is the future.
I read somewhere online ( if it is on Nairaland I can't remember now) of a clothe that has self-cleaning capability without water.

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can we chat on watsapp pls

Ok....just send me a mail

May God Almighty comfort your brother at this sad moment of his life.

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Bro so many things....

Especially struggling to make it all alone.....

I really need helper since no help coming forth from family/relatives.....

I really emphasize with you.
One virtue an average Nigerian should have is Doggedness.There are just too many factors fighting against our overall wellbeing.
What is your line of business/profession?

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Bro so many things....

Especially struggling to make it all alone.....

I really need helper since no help coming forth from family/relatives.....

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