ladiesreject:


Have they finished helping themselves that they'll help me? Nigeria is cursed, yes, but Kogi State is cursed the more. Again, woe unto all Kogi State indigenes, even you, if you're one

Alright,I don't know why u are so pained but nothing will make me curse u back and also remember that u cursing Kogi state and Her people will not solve the Almighty problem u are facing in your life right now... My advice to u is "" "thread softly either online or offline because u don't know who is who""take care...

ladiesreject:
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I've said it countless times, and I will still say it again, nothing good will ever come out of Kogi State. The state is filled with too many bad and evil people. The state itself was a mistake, woe unto all Kogi State indigenes. #i_hate_igbira #i_hate_igala #i_hate_kabba. In fact, #i_hate_everything_about_kogi_state

why being bitter? Kogi people are actually not the cause of your life problem sir.... Don't hate on people that may be of help to u in the future sir.... Bye

He actually resemble an Hausa guy before..

dvaliant:


Hello! Please what's today's password?

it is Balance, hope u have applied already?

Generica:
I'm a male graduate of History. Can I apply?

why are u still asking? U should just go ahead and apply

Dharniel:

sent, y'all should forward to others...

Thanks

Dharniel:

sent...

Pls can u send it to my email too, Ozavizeusman@yahoo.com

The password for this day is TAG2018

OZAVIZEUSMAN@YAHOO.COM

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Lol funny, brother Lalasticlala how is your weekend going?

Rebuke:




Miss Ozavize, sup?

Am good dear and u?

She is beautiful even in her disable state..

The best thing to do is just to let her discover by herself.

Ghen Ghen, another episode is on the way

Beautiful children on the way.

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Nice one from the organizers.

Mr lalasticlala pls what do u say about moving this to the front page for people that need it?

Rebuke:


Bin calm.....and yhu?

Been good

Rebuke:



Remember dis Moniker huh? Smiles

Yes dear, how have u been?

it would have been better if she display hit songs

Congrats dear

She is pretty

wow this is interesting.

Seems as if she is still going to the farm to slay, the pictures says it all Because a serious farmer will not have time to be snapping.
PS.... She is a beauty

RaggedyAnn:


You provoked me into writing this sketchy parody. So, thanks. No disrespect to the male folk.

1.

In a filthy hole somewhere sometime.

Manwan: (pinches his nose) Mantu, you stink!

Mantu: Oh, I haven't been by the river in weeks, so I haven't bathed. And you, you're skinnier than the last time I saw you.

Manwan: Yes, I caught some fish but when I put them over the fire, something must have happened because I couldn't get them past my throat.

Mantu: Life is hard!

Manwan: You can say that again.

Mantu: Life is hard!!

Manwan: No, I heard you the first time. I meant: I agree with you.

Mantu: Okay. (Pensive) But, you know, the other half of mankind is not suffering like this o.

Manwan: Really? How do you mean?

Mantu: I have been seeing womanwan and co, they smell like roses all the time, their houses are clean and their pots ooze with delicious fragrances.

Manwan: But that's unfair!

Mantu: You can say that again.

Manwan: See?

Mantu: Yes. I learn quickly. It is really unfair. What do we do about it?

Manwan: They have to help us o!

Mantu: But how do we get them to do that? We are stronger, can we just capture them and put them in cages, and release them only to work for us?

Manwan: No. That won't work. They would not be happy to work for us that way. They could even poison us!

Mantu: You are right. (Pensive)

Manwan: We have to make it seem like it is their idea to work for us.

Mantu: Okay.

Manwan: Or.......we make them believe they have no choice.

Mantu: But isn't that like putting them in cages?

Manwan: No. (Beams brilliantly) we give them a set of instructions but we won't say that the instructions are coming from us.

Mantu: then whom will we say that they come from?

Manwan: God.

Mantu: God? Who is that?

Manwan: No one. But are they to know that? We will say that he is an invisible being larger than life, who has the power to punish them if they fail to follow his instructions. That his reach is beyond death. That he rewards good people and burns bad people in a big fire for ever.

Mantu: (shivers) that is genius! But how do we explain that God only punishes them and not us?

Manwan: We won't. Because he will punish us too.

Mantu: (looks aghast)

Manwan: Relax! We will make our rules different from theirs. We will say that we are the first and dearer creations of God, created to serve him while they are meant to serve us.

Mantu: Manwan, you are brilliant.


2.

A garden of roses, someplace close by somewhere sometime.

Manwan: God has revealed his face to me. And he says that you have shamed him with your despicable acts.

Womanwan: What despicable acts? We do not disturb anyone. We plant on our fields and hunt in our forests. We never cross the Great Divide, into your country only at the night of the harvest moon that marks our bi-annual mating ritual.

Manwan: Yes. It is not acceptable for you to plant or hunt anymore.

Womantu: Ha! How do we survive?

Manwan: each one of you will be joined to one of us. We will plant and hunt and you will keep us tidy, and feed us with your food.

Womanwan: but what do we gain from this union? We already do our own planting and hunting.

Manwan: Yes. And God is enraged by your impudence. You will burn in flames forever even after you die. Is that what you want?

Womanwan: No. Of course not.


3.

In a filthy hole somewhere sometime

Mantu: that was easy.

Manwan: Yes, it was. See how fresh we look now!

Mantu: I noticed that there are more of them than of us. What happens if the unpaired ones begin to live well independently? Will that not make more of them want to remain that way?

Manwan: We will tell them that an unpaired breed is a shameful being. We can, in our benevolence, then offer to join ourselves with two, three, four... Of them.

Mantu: (excited) more of them to cook and clean and treat me like a king? Manwan, you have a delicious brain!

Manwan: I know. Have you also noticed how ugly they become in old age? Those succulent fruit in their chest begin to droop and loose their shape. Their skins begin to dry out and curl up. We must let them know how unattractive we find them in their old age so that they are desperate to be joined in their youth.

Mantu: But we also wrinkle and become droopy.

Manwan: Yes, but is God complaining? He doesn't care that we are old and ugly when we pass the gates of heaven. Remember we are made for God and they are made for us. They must please us! They cannot be allowed to have protruding bellies, or extra flab. We will tell them that we are moved by our eyes. If we do not consider them pleasing to look at, they would not be considered worthy of being joined to us.







I am not in anyway in support of what the Op wrote neither am I supporting yours but damn u really got me thinking, u ar

I am not in anyway in support of what the Op wrote neither am I in support of yours but damn u really got me thinking, u ar good.

arsenic33:
Ozavize........... I love your home town

Thanks Sir

Vizboy1:
are you from Edo state or kogi.

I am from kogi,anything?

if this is move to the front page,he may be lucky to get some people with good heart to help him......lalasticlala please will u do the needful?
PS... I am searching for employment too