Celebrities / Re: Checkout This Throwback Photos Of Ini Edo by ozeonline1: 11:35am On Apr 23, 2015 |
silverdam: Gosh, this girl don lost her virginity tey tey, look at her iyeri skirt, she doesn't even look like a learner.
She's changed sha, she now owns a mansion... Sometimes I wonder why God gave me penis, he should have given me virgina. The power of Virgina, it controls millions if you use it well.... I really enjoyed your comments, but the one I'm not comfortable with is you regreting that you were wrongly structured. My brother having a joystick is the best thing that could have happened to you, a virgina would have spelled doom for you becuase you would have used it cheaply as you do currently with your joystick...ℓ☺ℓ ![grin](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/grin.png) |
Travel / Re: South Africa Shuts Lagos Consulate by ozeonline1: 11:25am On Apr 23, 2015 |
[quote author=Borrussia post=33011024][/quote] Is it up to 72hrs yet? ![undecided](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/undecided.png) |
Politics / Re: 2015 Elections: Summary Of Newspaper Ads Between The APC And The PDP by ozeonline1: 11:52am On Mar 23, 2015 |
Sanchez01: Below is a summary of newspaper the ads between the APC and the PDP
![](https://ynaija.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/Photo5.jpg)
Source: Ynaija Report like this is what pdp need at this material time. If these were to be in favour of apc, the elections would be post poned. ![undecided](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/undecided.png) |
Politics / Re: 18 States Where Jonathan Might Lose This Election - Adedayo Ademuwagun by ozeonline1: 10:02am On Mar 10, 2015 |
[quote author=lalasticlala post=31460577][/quote]who says jona is going to win Ekiti and Edo state respectively? |
Politics / Re: AIT Fire Caused By High Voltage, Only AC Damaged - Punch by ozeonline1: 9:45am On Mar 10, 2015 |
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Politics / Re: Adams Oshiomhole Addressing The Press At Chatham After GMB's Speech by ozeonline1: 10:14am On Feb 27, 2015 |
jossayo: OshioBABA wear suit o ...you want make cold kill am? ![grin](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/grin.png) |
Romance / Re: What To Do If Your Man Watches Porn by ozeonline1: 5:14pm On Feb 21, 2015 |
![angry](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/angry.png) Guy park well.. agohmamuda: Wat is this "porn" I keep hearing of?? I doubt if it has eva cum my way b4. |
Romance / Re: Why Don't I Have A Boyfriend by ozeonline1: 8:56pm On Feb 19, 2015 |
[/color][color=#990000]kristiana888: I'm beautiful, yet All my ugly friends have. .. why don't I have a boyfriend? ..maybe all the guys you come across like big b**bs, and your is small ![lipsrsealed](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/lipsrsealed.png) |
Romance / Re: Must A Lady Have Big Bosoms For Her To Look Attractive by ozeonline1: 7:25pm On Feb 18, 2015 |
farano: So you can't marry a supermodel ![tongue](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/tongue.png) ...what's the difference between a model and a super model? ![](/faces/huh.png) |
Romance / Re: Things That Girls Secretly Envy About Guys. by ozeonline1: 11:18am On Feb 16, 2015 |
Dapo777: Being a girl comes with a lot of burden, sincerely I feel for the girls. Is it the menstral pains? Labour pain?inferiority complex? Ectesera . Okay let's get to the crux of the matter.
There are things guys do that are seen as normal but if a girl tries it, she would be castigated. So lucky I am not a girl. There are things that are natural to men that girls wish was applicable to them too.
1)Being able to Bleep as many girls as he desires: Girls secretly wish they could also Bleep as many guys as they desire but because they would be tagged LovePeddler and be treated badly and insulted by people ,they decide to let their desire burn within them. So sad.
2)A man can do any job: There is hardly any work a man cannot do,but there are so many jobs that are exclusively dominated by men, girls wish they could experience some of this jobs but they would be ridiculed/bullied if the venture into it.
3)A man is physically stronger. Women hate the fact that they are weaker than men,they hate the fact that they can't defend themselves from the hands of a man without another man's intervention. Even in sports too,men are stronger and more agile. ![cry](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/cry.gif)
4)Men have natural beauty. At least that's what we are made to believe and accept that a woman must use all the make ups and go half unclad before men would consider her attractive,but a man almost doesn't need to do much to be attractive. Women would spend hours correcting their looks to be beautiful but a man wouldn't do any to be handsome. So sad. ![cry](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/cry.gif)
5)Men are more intelligent generally. On an average,men are known to be more intelligent,this pisses women off(sorry dear), if a new game is introduced to a man and a woman to learn,like chess for instance,a man would grab it faster than a woman,which shows higher intelligence on the man's side.
6)Men are easily satisfied and they worry less. A man's life is so simple and worry free,this keeps girls wondering how they could do that when they themselves worry a lot about so many things with terrible mood swings. A man is satisfied with the simple things of life but a woman always want more and more and get more sad and angry as they get more. Ohhh dear, it is well ![cry](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/cry.gif)
7)A man can go outside with just boxers/briefs. A woman can't do that, but they secretly wish they could go outside with their bare breast and experience the incomperable breeze of nature ![grin](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/grin.png)
Men are friends of each other Women are enemies of each other, they fight each other, curse each otger , envy each other etc but men generally flow easily with each other with very little friction, women wish this was the case with them.
![grin](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/grin.png) ![kiss](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/kiss.gif) ..a man can pee strait while standing, and a woman can't... |
Politics / Re: Kiki Osinbajo, Daughter Of Yemi Osinbajo, APC VP Candidate [Photos] by ozeonline1: 12:39pm On Feb 13, 2015 |
shadelek: Her face be like say she dey possesed. She looks scary in the third picture... Well, no be APC she be? APC and their scary face... Gej all the way ..guy park well ![angry](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/angry.png) |
Celebrities / Re: Charlie Boy Shares Shocking Mail A Fan Sent Him About Joining Illuminati by ozeonline1: 2:05pm On Feb 10, 2015 |
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Romance / Re: Why We Ladies Sleep With Different Men - Student Opens Up by ozeonline1: 9:36pm On Feb 07, 2015 |
perry2020:
I meant monthly jor.who will eat food 6k twice daily.nawa for u oo Am not making my story look like a hard one,am just saying there are better things to do than prostitute and regret later,its a small world u no ...with that kind of monthly allowance, you have nor reason to prostitute. You have indeed not tasted hardship...pls be reminded that I hate the act of prostitution ![angry](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/angry.png) |
Religion / Re: TB Joshua Returns N500,000 Tithe To Elderly Woman by ozeonline1: 4:03pm On Feb 05, 2015 |
PastorKun: He should have gone a step further and told her that as a christian she is not meant to tithe in the first instance. ...why do you speak with such anger and hate? |
Politics / Re: Protesters Storm INEC Office, Demand Postponement Of General Elections by ozeonline1: 9:30pm On Feb 03, 2015 |
[quote author=nnafather post=30400849]If Jega postpones this election, I swear, I will send him my bills on 14th of February to settle. Which kind enemies of progress be these people biko?! My babe's prayer must not be answered! This election must hold! Final. [/quo..you dont have to pray such, movement starts by 4pm |
Romance / Re: Why Are They More Mle Virgins Than Females? by ozeonline1: 9:16pm On Jan 30, 2015 |
indie22: I know and have met a couple of female virgins, but I dnt think I've ever once met a guy who'd never had sex before. how do you know if you see one? |
Romance / Re: We Have More Virgins Than We Think/believe by ozeonline1: 9:10pm On Jan 30, 2015 |
Ipledge: virgin boy or girl? go check your church choir |
Politics / Re: Watch Ait Now!!! Massive Crowd At PDP Kano State Governorship Rally by ozeonline1: 2:45pm On Jan 16, 2015 |
![tongue](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/tongue.png) ...there is no cause for alarm, this same crowd will stii be there when APC train arives..nor be money them de collect there? 1 Like |
Politics / Re: Live Update Of Pdp Campaign Flag Off In Enugu For Gej 2015 by ozeonline1: 1:10pm On Jan 10, 2015 |
...Its not supprising, the crowd that followed fayemi in ekiti was more than this, yet he lost . ![undecided](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/undecided.png) |
Politics / Re: #GEJ_wins2015 Now Trending On Twitter: Have Buhari Supporters Lost Steam? [pix] by ozeonline1: 9:45pm On Jan 03, 2015 |
![undecided](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/undecided.png) ...What's the noise about his certificate about? Didn't this man contest in previous elections, what has he be using? Or is it now that its so obvious that he is going to win that they suddenly remember he does not have a certificate? Naija politics 2 Likes |
Politics / Re: #GEJ_wins2015 Now Trending On Twitter: Have Buhari Supporters Lost Steam? [pix] by ozeonline1: 9:40pm On Jan 03, 2015 |
![undecided](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/undecided.png) ...What's the noise about his certificate about? Didn't this man contest in previous elections, what has he be using? Or is it now that its so obvious that he is going to win that they suddenly remember he does not have a certificate? NNaija politics 1 Like |
Nairaland / General / Re: Female Sex Worker, Two Men Burnt To Death In Delta State by ozeonline1: 8:21am On Dec 27, 2014 |
![cool](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/cool.png) ...The heat from the hot sex started the fire. |
Politics / Re: Reuben Abati Releases Wikileak's Secret Documents On Buhari by ozeonline1: 9:20pm On Dec 18, 2014 |
These guys are only campaigning for GMB 3 Likes |
Religion / Re: Pastor Adeboye Registering With INEC To Vote In 2015 by ozeonline1: 1:35pm On Dec 18, 2014 |
tHe man is just fulfiling his civic right and responsibility as an Adult above 18yrs t ![cool](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/cool.png) [left][/left] |