victorian:







Jealousy will not kill u


He does not need to give me hope.

I'm taken already


Lemme give u double for your troubles

Ntorrrr! Keep being miserable on other people's happiness.

Since 2013 wey I know you, you've been taken till now yet nothing to show for it. Continue

igbesachick:


one mango one piece

For 400? Why is it that expensive na

igbesachick:
indian guy shared the bunk with me.

dude is in gear 5

igbesachick:
mango, not cheap, 400naira per piece, almost equaled to a bag of coffee.

How many mangoes make one piece

Zombies think otherwise...

fatymore:


Did you send gift?

To who

fatymore:
how are you?

Fine oh! Happy belated valentine

Nn3muka:

You're too skinny for my liking
and by the way i am not a hooker, 3k for sex? nna continue hookup on your michat abi weechat that you find cheap, local dirty girls your class.

my toto is not for sale

Oya come lemme Bleep you for free

fatymore:


Stubborn

Hei my friend

Budweiser at work

Awoleesu:

Just wondering why she was there too...





And, you know... Why that "little secret" still stands?

She was passing by while I was entering

Poor pigs

She caught me entering a brothel when I was 16. Come see beating, from the brothel to house... Then straight to our pastor for instant deliverance After every every, I begged her not to tell my dad which she agreed. That has been our little secret till today. I'll forever love you my lioness

Nn3muka:

Are u a yahoo boy?

Bia stop disturbing oh! Except you're interested for hookup.....then am game

Where's nnemuka?

IamD18:

Maria, ifea aburo ife wicked. You of all people should know that it's unwise and not advisable for someone to expect something from me.

Nya mua anaghi eme ife ndi mpi anya maka mpiasa! Onye jonzuo! Eticha ya ka onye mgbu

Nwanneni

I can link up to a friend who reside in Dubai to help you out with visa and job. Everything will cost you around 700k

And I was planning on a vacation to Sao Paulo by August..... Maybe I'll just join my goons in Flamengo. Thanks for the info

IronGalaxy:
he'll go on about an imagined "slaughter" of Nigerians or the overplayed 'Xenophobia" card.

But its true na.

What's your plan for going there

125diCalcitriol:


You must be one of those they call out to flog 24 strokes and above during morning assembly


Lolx

I wasn't flogged......was only instructed to read the letter before everyone in the morning assembly

RIP kid

Lalasticlala mynd44