To be roundly and soundly defeated eventually by the blonde haired billionaire owner of the Trump towers and enterprises. So much for the fantasy of a female president.

No thanks to the extra-judicial killings by uniformed men that decongest the prison population in Nigeria. Never mind that the real criminals are living free too, with allowances for clothing, entertainment and travel to boot.

PR stunt maybe to try to remedy a mismanaged situation. Hacker ko, Hankle ni!

Come on Trump, don't kick a man when he's down. Let nature take its course. Cease the vindictive comments.

Average of 700 to 1'100.
May everlasting thunder fire bad governance and corruption in this country.

First that retired general, now deputy vc...

True.

Not my Golden Morn

That hairstyle in the first picture is enough justification for shaving...lol.

Take heart, na Naija you dey so.

A SIMPLE QUESTION THAT REQUIRES A SIMPLE ANSWER.

You people just love long and meaningless words.

It's funny that the British military guys are wearing beards, and look like students, but Naija military are beardless like pre-pubertal teens, yet older by miles...

No light in our area for 2 months now. At best 30 minutes light in 4 days. Okoko people dey here o!

What is so pressing about sex or sexual satisfaction, that makes many people take perverted routes to that destination? How does anyone on earth even begin to enjoy rape? How do you get it up under duress and stress? It's crazy!

Wahala wahala wahala...

Federal Scam Government of Nigeria!

Autistic for that matter!

Edgar was one such like character in my days in the greatest university in Nigeria, UNIBEN. He was quite amiable, but never initiated conversation. He was definitely more advanced than the rest of us, even taller by a foot than the tallest. Yet, nobody actually knew anything about him. It was virtually impossible to decipher anything about him, because he had literally no friends among us. He was intelligent too. But like your mysterious character, never made any attempt to show off. His middle name must have been 'lowkey'. Which is funny, because he once mentioned Loki, in one of our very few and random conversations. Loki, in Norse mythology, is a cunning trickster who had the ability to change his shape and sex. He was represented as the companion of the great gods.

Okoroawusa:
Someone should tell Atiku that we are redesigning the old ones and not printing new ones.

Oga, this is not a forgiving space to exhibit ignorance.
Nigeria is PRINTING new, redesigned notes, in specific denominations.

Hmmm... I bought it once to cook okra soup at my new area, and the women were looking at me funny. Except it's an aphrodisiac, I don't even know why else they were looking like that. OP, avoid snails, sorry.

Bitcoin1000:
I don't think fayose is controversial he's just stupid


My signature is the deal!!!

LOL.

Either that, or he's incredibly smart, playing on the people's sentiments, Nigerians being who they are.

Fayose

5. Yahaya Bello - Kogi State.

- allegations of double registration by INEC.
- accused of withholding workers' salaries.
- feud with Senator Dino Melaye.
- accused of flamboyance and excessive high-handedness.
- (illegal) proscription of ASUU Kogi Chapter.

4. Nasir El-Rufai - Kaduna State.

- accused of running 'opaque' contract award sytems in the state favouring cronies.
- in the news for 'doctoring' APC convention delegate list.
- back and forth feud with Senator Shehu Sani.
- Ordered the arrest and detention, amidst public outcry against it, of Music label boss, Audu Maikori, for inciting violence.
- Described by TWO former Nigerian presidents; OBJ and GEJ as a liar, with the latter calling him an 'incurable liar'.
- highly publicized fallout with popular pentecostal pastor Apostle Johnson Suleiman.

3. Rochas Okorocha - Imo State.

- mass sacking of LG council chairmen and councillors upon resumption of office as governor.
- said to involve his mother in virtually all political matters in the state.
- in the news for mudslinging attacks with former aviation minister, Femi Fani (Olu)Kayode, with e former minister directly labelling him a 'ritualist'.
- (debunked) sensational story that made the rounds that the governor was 'slapped by a ghost' causing mental disturbances.
- at variance with former governor, Ikedi Ohakim, with the latter accusing him of perpetrating the 'culture of impunity and disobedience of court orders in the state'.
- well documented war of words with his Anambra state governor, Willi Obiano, describing his Anambra counterpart as a 'clueless irresponsible person that should have done better in life as a militant'

2 . Nyesom Wike - Rivers State.

- public outcry over the dissolution of Rivers State EXCOS in June, 2017.
- alleged to be the voice behind a chilling leaked audio tape, which includes bribery and threat to kill INEC officials over Legislative elections in the state.
- highly publicized running feud with Minister of Transport and former governor, Rotimi Amaechi.
- Accused by the APC Rivers State chapter of running the state without budgetary provisions, granting amnesty to 'cultists' to continue their 'nefarious activities' and 'enslaving' the deputy government by making her serve as his wife's personal assistant.
- allegations of owing civil servants and pensioners in the state for months while traveling out to watch European football matches with cronies.

1. Ayodele Fayose. Ekiti State.

-'Fayose is usually busy 'riding Okada, cutting 'ponmo' or insulting the Federal government'. - Olusegun Obasanjo.
- One of the fiercest opponents of President Muhammadu Buhari, and at various times describing the president as 'brain dead', etc.
- usually accused of playing to the gallery to garner mass support for his unusual style of governance.
- at various times labelled 'an unchained dog' or 'mad man' by various personalities like Aisha Buhari and recently Adams Oshiomhole.
- his 'unique' choice of clothing at various times in presenting the budget to Ekiti state house of assembly, generating ripples and concerns over flagrant disregard for decorum.
- allegations of vote rigging in the 2014 gubernatorial elections in Eki State.
- A recent picture with comedienne Helen Paul making the rounds on social media, has prompted many to call them 'professional colleagues' as bonafide humour merchants.

Forget listening to sh***y rap, this guy is loaded to the hilt with wordplay. Every bar ends in a punchline for him, straight outta MIDWEST Edo State! O Jay Karizma is the emerging king of Rap, switching styles between English, Ebonics and Naija Pidgin, the guy is dope, but don't believe me, just watch ... ! Add up on FB @O Jay Karizma, for weekly rap content like you've never heard before ... wow



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z6oWUsI0saU

1. OSUOFIA

2. THE INSEPARABLE DUO OF AKI AND PAWPAW

MAMA GEE

MR. IBU

JENIFA

lol, this 'last one' usually cracks me up especially with celebrities lying about their ages, lol!

1. JACOB ZUMA, LIKE 5 and 6

The image of the outstretched hands of the jolly good fellow of a South African President, Yakubu Zuma Rock, in a moment of descriptive gesticulation with two matrimonially linked index fingers, have become the most favoured meme to use in moments of:

Lalasticlala and snake topics,
Linda Ikeji and Eggplants,
Buhari's government and undelivered promises,
Enugu girls and cucumbers,
etc ...

lol!

2. BUT THAT'S NONE OF MY BUSINESS

The image of Superstar Sesame Street frog, Kermit, sipping his Lipton Tea relaxedly and unpertubedly, is an iconic global symbol for unhurried unworriedness.

Kindly put this image besides the statement credited to the other Ikeji, who says she can only marry someone with 500 million in his account, or to the lamenting horde of dejected MMM victims, like the 360 nobs guy or MC Galaxy, who are contemplating suicide, in spite of repeated warnings about the Ponzi scheme, after its recent crash. But, of course, wetin consign me? that's none of my business ...

3. ADONBILIVIT

According to the Urban dictionary, this meme is 'The African expression for something that is so extraterrestrial'.

That definition, of course, being very parochial deserves the meme itself, which features a large lipped, slack jawed, obviously inebriated, old papa youngie in a moment of bewilderment! It is apt in describing the feeling that follows Laura Ikeji's (forced on poor ogbonna Kanu) engagement, or when NFF tells us that the Super Falcons have finally been paid.