ah, this thread!! loong time, i'm going to check out the video on youtube right away

@all
ki lon bubble ( raaaaaaaaaaaaazzzzzz) , _{but i like it}

happy bai'day tampicoooooo, whether in advance or arrears, _{not quite sure}

men, the reunion dey pain me o. i wont be able to come home ,
for all those that will attend, have a blast, and maybe you can invite ofunneka , who knows, she may show

, i keep trying to post but i cant stop scrollin back to previous pages and laughing my flipin butt of!! hahahahahahahhahahaha

abi o, uchetobi, help me ask them, well, i wont bother floggin the dead horse that is the richiana saga

, _{the horse sef don gree say e don die},   
as for the whole ofu  and the sexual ordeal, we'll just have to see when she comes out.

because alot depends on what she tells as in , her own version of  the truth.

if she honestly was unaware, then its another case,  but i don't see her actually admiting being aware  otherwise, than na real yawa for her

abeg, uchetobi, let me tell you what happened,

biggie gave the housemates an opportunity to talk to one of their loved ones, courtesy of MTN

ofuuneka talked to her old friend from high school,who, to be honest wasnt sounding extremely enthusiastic,

e be like say she dey live for either yankee or jand because ofu hadnt been in contact with her for like a very long time, when ofu asked if she had been watchin her, the girl said,

"welll , just since last week when the producers called , all the same, ofu was still very happy as she burst into tears while talkin to her

and then tati spoke to her sister yolanda, and when she asked her how gustav( her boyfriend) was, yolanda answered a very aloof " fine" , then tati asked her " just fine?"    

so, i guessed it dawned on her that she is in alot of truoble

then came rich boy, he spoke to his old man vincent, and when he asked about ricki, omo, the old man no fit yarn , as in he said nothing, richi asked him like 3 times " how is my wife"
the man said, "how are you doing, lets talk about you and me. i can't tell you what is going on"
richard nearly broke down, he was crying and his dad said" stop crying, you're a big man now, i can see you, pull yourself together"

then he went back into the house and started thinkin


tati joined him and he expresses his fears that ricki had finally left him " she's gone, she's gone, i hope she's still alive"

nonsense, na who won die for you?  *hiss*

anyway, thats what happened

tommyex, don't mention, na my side job be this

hi everybody

ok, today biggie gave the housemates a treat, he provided them with a slippery slide and a large bouncy velcro wall.

where they are suposed to wear sticky suits and jump unto them and eventually get stuck

but for some reason, victor and tati thought the velcro wall was the slide and attempted to slide down it, lolol

in the end, they got the gist, anyway, tati tried endlessly to get stuck to the poor velcro wall, all to no avail, it was funny to watch sha, hahahaha

and lastly, ashanti finally got her big blowout with ofunneka ,

it was all about the cleaning the dishes, ashanti finally decided to do some chores but somehow twisted the story to make it look like ofunneka is making her do all the housework.

it eneded up in a brief shouting match with ofunneka askin her repeatedly whether she was high , and ashanti replied saying that ofu liked to act like everyone's mother , blablabla
so, at the end,ofu told her to go and sleep or better still, "go sit on your ass!"

ashanti went away smiling, thinkin she had performed some dastardly act

last i checked the website, tati's behaviour implies that she is displeased about the kiss that happened with ofu and richi, and she is angry with richard, no word on her reaction to ofu though.

ah ahn, guys, no no no, it cant be, we have been relegated to the second page!!

that aside, spora, dont worry God will provide another girl for you, amen, otherwise makin go whoop the humor out of your humorous ass

ok, to the show, _{i wont go into the scriptures like reverend oriki},

but anyway, it seems like ofu didnt realy "know" the extent to which she went on the tragic evening,

either that, or she is covering her tracks( which have ben deeply etched into the memory of all and sundry)

i daresay that it was quite audacious of richi to blurt it out like that, not even caring what tati will have to say, _{ah, what am i saying, the man is cheating on his wife , who tha hell is tati}

during the week, biggie asked the housemates to make an advertisement of a holiday getaway resort , using the house as the resort, it went ok sha

then tati is the new head of house and as the head of house during the puzzle tests, she got to be special guest at the "resort"

richi also referred to ashanti as being built like arnold schwarsnegger (excuse the spellin)

then they had a guest chef who came to make them sushi as part of biggie's treat for them (to replace alcohol and other stuff i guess)

ok, thats about it,

lol ( as usual) @ spora , and with the way i'm going, e be like say me sef go apply for that position, sebi there are many.

but adechucks, what does this your "!"  mean?   

tenks for the wishes tommyex, its in less than 9 hours time,  _{and yet i'm still here, i better pass else my papa go deport me}  

ajadrage, perhaps you can include ofuneka in your prayers , _{and even me gaan sef}

spora and adechucks are comic relief on this thread, what will we be laughin at if not for them
and i hope the infamous lawyerchap's presentation thing went well  _{i'm sure madam was there for technical support}  

ok, as for the big brother show, nothin much is going on jo! they are trying to work on the new task of presenting the house as a hliday resort/ getaway,  a few arguments ensued( mostly richard) about using the word "welcome" too many times.

and oh, the housemates are soo onto the moles, it was a pathetic waste of time putting them in

meanwhile,

@ mr. spora, who said that the moles are eligible for the money? ah ahn, please o , stop trying to give me heart attack here, lest i  fail my exam and blame it on you ,*hiss* see me see trouble o!  here i am whiling away precious time on nairaland and you are trying to send me back to my books with your aba made information ,pls take your time  

yes people, it is happening,  the moles have finally done something worth our viewing time

according to the website, richiana got into an argument .

it all started when richard expressed his displeasure at victor giving tati a massage. she merely told him it was a 5 minute foot massage, richi was having none of that and started sparking ( as always)

then tati now said, "what about you" ? i know you kissed ashanti,  he asked her how she knew.

tatiana tried to be secretive about her source, but that only lasted a minute, she said that someone who saw you told me.

finally she admitted that it was victor.

immediately, he went to victor in the garden and started sparking for him. saying victor was not a man, why did he have to tell her, blablabla (oh no, i caught the maureen bug! )

anyway, so now victor tells him to get lost and richard is still there going on and on, while tatiana is trying to calm him down,  heehee, at least those moles arent as yeye as i thought, i was begining to give up o! 

_{ok, instead of me to go and read for my exam, i'm here at 1am  on nairaland * shakes head*}

i have been left GOBSMACKED by the series of events that have unfolded,

i cant believe that scallywag called richard could do this! as if it wasnt bad enough that he is married and cheating,

now he is adding voluntary party to the list, *shakes head*

alcohol has impaired their judgment and absolutely ruined them,

because under normal situation, ofu wouldnt do that, not defending her o, they all ought to be ashamed !

surely they could have restrained themselves!!, guess wasted ladies and guys are fair game as the situation played out,

. ah ahn, dont know what to say,

big brother has tastefully excluded that part from the website as it was too lewd to see,

where do we go from here? biggie has lost the plot or, the plot has runaway from him as it seems

pls salvage i am totally on your team jare,

well
 guys, interest for the show is definitely diminishing . we all know the folly of richiana's ways  and mareen had her little thing with code( who had a pregnant girlfriend)  meanwhile ofunneka floated,

even if ofuneka had been zimbabwean or from any other country apart from naija,i will admit, all beef aside she still deserves props

i can see what you mean as it seems like the worst has indeed come to the worst, but its the lesser of the evils at this point  and obviously the lesser evil here is ofunneka(plus she's human who is prone to errors and she aint perfect)

to proclaim maureen the winner is tomfoolery, no offence      we all can't fold our hands out of annoyance and hand it to maureen  , no matter the situation    

@ tampico , welcome back welcome back, weeelcome baack ( ma$e)  

@salvage, pls desist from carrying bad news and causing a potential coronary for me , maureen can never and will never win this competition, tenks

ah ahn,
@ salvage  please calm down ,   i mean, its pretty obvious that ofu and tati enjoy huggin and holding each other at the drop of a hat, however i wont go as far as sayin she is jealous of richie, haba,  i reckon it is better than huggin maureen sha     esp with the way she is always " WANTING TO SPEND MORE TIME WITH YOU"   ( roll eyes) she's a freaky one
at this point, a vote against tati is lookin like a waste because everyone's got it in for maureen and that bottle ( infact big brother should evict that yeye bottle, she go craze finish for there)  
i guess  the only thing to look forward to is the arrival of the moles, there is nothing different going on so, maybe thats why its dry for now  

a small poem  or oriki for tampico,  the drink i.e.

with this last N120, i invest in this fruity delicous treat (from mr Biggs or wherever)

i gently pull open (or wrestle, and eventually cut with scissors)  the pack,

the sheer vibrance of its color  teases my senses and does ojoro with my taste buds.

my tongue comes alive as i taste the refreshing goodness. (ah ahn,  too much,)

as it glides  down my throat, i can feel the sweetness  and coolness quench my thirst.

i can't help my self , i can't satisfy my need for it, i keep GUZZLIN  

but alas!! this tasty drink wasnt meant to last forever because i can see the white pali at the bottom of the pack    

  oh what to do,  i need another round of tampico!!!!!!   

a tribute to the tasty drink,  i mean amazing tampico of nairaland,  another one is indeed a counterfiet,

pleeeze  come back, your journey to the penthouse surely should be over by now,  except makin is made of steel (jokes,  )

or did tampico sneak a trip to the penthouse(with makin) he has been MIA too o!, ( sebi lawyerchap promised only tampico the money, why is he(makin) absent as well) lol,  killing two birds with one stone i guess,  collecting 100,000 (in whatever currency) and jollofing in the pent house  

people on the website are really calling for ofunneka's head on a platter come sunday, , mostly because some overzealous people posing as nigerians (or are truly) have finished all the other countries by way of abuse, we need damage control, else, ofunneka might just be answering KB's questions on sunday

yee-pa, it was actually a wedding proper, not those yeye corner weddings, oh my

HI all , my official first post (i think) i am worried o!  what am i going to do on nairaland after BBA2 is over? there wont be this awesome selection of people gathered on the same thread ever again,  ,  this is what i read everyday before leaving home and when i get back,  what am i going to do* sitting chin in hand* owo broadband subsription for the whole year ti wogbo, mo ti daran ,  what a cruel world!,  , but anyway, i am soo inlove with this thread sha, and unlike richian,i actually allude to the fact that it is coming to an end very shortly. well, its better to have read and enjoyed, than to have never read at all *sigh*

i dont think its right to make the word "cooking" or "kitchen" synonymous with females or women, it seems sexist to me