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Fashion / Re: Your 'Sexy' Hips Could Actually Be Saddlebags (photos) by petipeti: 8:34am On Sep 17, 2013
Wat abaut this my own?

Science/Technology / Re: The Olinguito - A New Carnivorous Mammalian Specie Discovered by petipeti: 4:53pm On Aug 16, 2013
In Igbo land, we call it ikiri. If It holds a tree, nothing removes its hand unless u shines torchlight on it.

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Romance / Re: I Think I Am Pregnant For A Stranger - Help by petipeti: 9:49am On May 23, 2013
Go to any medical shop ask of accurate . Its like a litmus paper. Put ur urine in a small cup and insert the strip. If two red lines shows, u ar pregnant. Bt if one line shows ,u ar nt.
Politics / Re: Army Raids Boko-Haram Sambisa Camp In Borno by petipeti: 2:28pm On May 16, 2013
What abaut their women? All of their chicks will get their stomach loaded with 15kg of spermatozoa conco mixture.
Health / Quail, A Wonderful Bird. by petipeti: 6:25am On May 08, 2013
Do anybody in this house know abaut quail? Quail is a bird sent ay God to Nakazaki and Hiroshima to reduce the negative effect of sponteneus emition of radioactive nuclei generated from the fatman and babyboy bombs trown in Japan. Now this bird cures almost 300 sicknesses through its egg and meat. Reply responsibly.
Entertainment / Re: Are You Among The Generation That Used This Television? by petipeti: 3:48pm On May 04, 2013
Yes. Gazab India, mighty Eagly, Agentina polo,
Crime / Re: Homosexual Stabs Partner To Death In Lagos by petipeti: 2:29pm On Apr 30, 2013
I hope he was stabbed jst at the orifice of his bosom
Politics / Re: My Family Is Safer In Nigeria Than In South Africa - South African Businessman by petipeti: 2:29pm On Apr 08, 2013
Because he is living in VGC.

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Forum Games / Re: The Biggest April Fool Trick You Played On Someone? by petipeti: 1:49pm On Apr 01, 2013
I called my younger brada and told him dat our best friends jst had a fatal accident he rushd out and i told him april fool

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Family / Please Advice Me If I Am Wrong by petipeti: 9:48am On Mar 25, 2013
I am a man of 35. In 1998 i had a son from a lady who i promised to mary whem am ok with my academics. 4yrs later she married a taxi driver due to family pressure. She gave birth to a gal to the man and divorced him due to infidelity on the man's side. Now she came back to me and apologise. Remember am with my boy who is nw in SS1. But during this seperation interval i was in lv with a gal who worth everything to me and i want to marry this year. Please i need advice on who to go for. Bearing in mind that the second woman is a graduate and more prity and 27 while the first is 36.
Politics / Re: FG Lifts Flight Suspension Of Dana Airlines by petipeti: 10:26am On Mar 19, 2013
Möney good oo. Man must wack. Plz sabongeri news.
Politics / Community Liason Officer In Imo State Is A Deceit. by petipeti: 2:08pm On Mar 13, 2013
The much celebrated CLO in Imo state is to deceive Imolite. For those that dnt know ,it all started frm Ajenda and graduated to (LGR) local govt rep. Formed by Owele himself for his campaign posuit. At this same time Owele formed HAPURUM and now CLO. He appointed them and after getting what he wanted, he littered them for his selfish reasons.
Politics / Re: AMCON SEIZES ASSETS OF IFEANYI UBAH AND CAPITAL OIL. by petipeti: 8:48am On Nov 17, 2012
I see jealousy, meanwhile uba is gready.
Crime / Re: Uniport Four - Parents Urge IGP To Take Over Case by petipeti: 2:27pm On Oct 13, 2012
Wonders shall neva end
Politics / Re: Cameroonian Gendarmes Force Bakassi Indigenes To Leave Their Homeland by petipeti: 10:20am On Oct 11, 2012
From Biafra, Bakasi ntoo [img][/img]

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Family / Re: 70-yr-old Man Insists On Marrying 12-yr-old To Boost Wealth by petipeti: 9:59am On Oct 11, 2012
So in islam, one's guidian can sell him or her? I allways tell my muslem friends to disregard sentiment. Islam jst started like Boko haram with its members. Remember how muhamad died after eating poisoned meat(prophet) .Even odinary perikoma wont die of poison. Muhamad was fucking d most prity gal in khalid after killing her husband yet u guys ar following this satanic militant. Why nt worship Fela,2pac etc. Rubbish people.

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Family / Re: Couple Fighting Infront Of Shoprite At Ikeja. . .(Pic) by petipeti: 3:16pm On Oct 09, 2012
Acidosis plz tich me hw to post new topics.
Crime / Man Caught Steeling 10mm Rod From A Catholic Church. by petipeti: 6:29pm On Oct 06, 2012
Today could never be forgoten in the history of Mr jude 46 a man with 13 children and Anayo his younger brother of age 43 and 9 children as luck ran out of them. It all started when Anayo who all fingers points in the village of isiekenesi in ideato south for any theft was caught in his normal routine of theft. That day he stole fowl and when taken to his house ,people discovered many of there lost items. Bt today was the turn of his elder brother Jude. The parish council sec. Mr Obi C. discovered that abaut 5 rods where missing and that same day his friend who deal on scrab told him that Jude wants to sell 5 rods to him which is to small for him to buy and pay the trans pay whch will make hm nt to make profit. Obi now told the scrab man to go and tell jude to complete it 10 that he will pay 10 thousand. Jude then told the scrab man to com next mrn. The security men where alerted on jude's intension. This mrn, Jude went to where the rods are stacked after jumping the church fence.Jude was caught. When taken to his house the stolen 5 rods where recovered. Now i am a community spokesman. And this guys wives are on my neck to go and bail there husband at the police station. Please your candid advice is needed.
Crime / Re: Lagos Robberies: Three Suspects In Police Net by petipeti: 6:37pm On Sep 26, 2012
Jst to let bokoharam knw say them be moimoi. If we start our own hmmm.
Politics / Re: Boko-Haram Spokesman "Abu Qaqa" Arrested In Kano by petipeti: 4:05pm On Sep 17, 2012
Abeg make i hear word. SSS ko SSS ni. What abaut those that where previously arrested? What abaut their confetions? Una no go live aboki make him de?
Religion / Re: 2-year-Old Girl Preaching At Christ Embassy In Kenya by petipeti: 7:23pm On Sep 12, 2012
yes its realy a good news frm a satanic church. God plz spare this young gal.

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Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Mexico:U-20 Women's World Cup Quarter-Final (1 - 0) FULL TIME! by petipeti: 11:03am On Aug 30, 2012
i waz there in japan hahaha
Celebrities / Re: TB-Joshua Delivered Tonto-Dike From Smoking Addiction by petipeti: 9:39am On Aug 24, 2012
[i][/i] Two days ago, somebody here in nairaland said that seun,the nairaland owner de poporipo Tonto... Heeem ibi like say nah true.
Literature / Re: I'm Pregnant For My Sister's Husband by petipeti: 7:33am On Aug 20, 2012
[color=#550000][/color] Ehm finally charles got her poried. Dats loquasious.

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