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Education / Re: Kano Spends N1bn On School In Niger Republic by Phemy95: 11:30am On Dec 27, 2013
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Entertainment / LMAO — Check Out Bovi Inblack Father Christmas by Phemy95: 10:35am On Dec 26, 2013
Ace nigeria comedian and actor Bovi,
is full of laughter stunts. Many of
nigeria celebrities stars are
celebrating the birth of the lord
Jesus Christ with released of their
own Christmas photo shot but his
own his different.
What will can see is that Bovi, in
Black Father Christmas rocked this
look for Sahara Group end of the
year party
Don’t know if he was channeling a
black father Christmas or something
else but its hilarious .Is he in a bath
tub?
Check here:www.spiceng.
Jokes Etc / Laugh Your Ass Out!!! by Phemy95: 11:35am On Nov 04, 2013
A man and a woman walked into a guest
house and requested to spend d night. The
owner of d guest house, Mr Ben, a born
again Christian refused to allow man and
woman sleep in the same room because
they were not married.
The woman explained, “he is my son, not
my spouse” so they were allowed to check
in.
After 30mins, Mr Ben sent his room service
worker, Akpos, to go and check if the folks
were truly mother and son.

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Akpos came back and said, “Sir, she’s truly
the mother.” The boss asked, “how did u
confirm that?
Akpos smiled, Sir “I am very sure, I saw her
breastfeeding him.” Check more interesting features here

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Entertainment / Skuki Peeshaun Runs Out Of Tattoo Shop In Pain by Phemy95: 10:59am On Nov 04, 2013
He is currently holidaying in Cyprus,
Peeshaun wanted to get a tattoo on his left
arm. He however could not stand the pain
and had to run away from the shop to the
amusement of his brother, manager and
those around the shop. All efforts made to
persuade him to have the tattoo done
proved abortive, lol. His girlfriend just
wanted us to know how her man
chickened out of that.What he did was
funny indeed Read more and check more photos here http:///rK6v34
Education / All Work And No Play Makes Akpos A Dullard...lets Laugh A Little by Phemy95: 9:54am On Nov 04, 2013
An American lawyer and Akpos, a
Nigerian,
are sitting next to each other on a long
flight. The lawyer believes that Nigerians
are
so dumb that he could put something
over
on them easily, so he asks if Akpos would
like to play a fun game.
Akpos is tired and just wants to take a
nap,
so he politely declines and tries to catch a
few winks.
The American lawyer persists, and says
that
the game is a lot of fun. “I ask you a
question, and if you don’t know the
answer, you pay me only $5; you ask me
one, and if I don’t know the answer, I will
pay you $500,” he says.
This catches Akpos’ attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the
game.
The lawyer asks the first question. “What’s
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?”
Akpos doesn’t say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a $5 bill, and hands it to
the
lawyer.
Now, it’s Akpos’ turn. He asks the lawyer,
“What goes up a hill with three legs, and
comes down with four?”
The lawyer uses his laptop and searches
all
references he could find on the Net. He
sends e-mails to all the smart friends he
knows, all to no avail. After one hour of
searching he finally gives up. He wakes up
Akpos and hands him $500.
Akpos pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep. The lawyer is going nuts
not
knowing the answer.
He wakes Akpos up and asks, “Well, so
what
goes up a hill with three legs and comes
down with four?”
Akpos reaches in his pocket, hands the
lawyer $5 and goes back to sleep.
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Entertainment / SHOCKING: Beautiful Actress Dumps Acting For Medicine by Phemy95: 1:46pm On Nov 01, 2013
Nollywood actress Georgina Onuah, who
got married to her medical doctor beau,
Dr. Georgina Igwegbe in 2006, has
dumped acting for a job in medical sector.
According to Nigeriafilms, Georgina Onuah
got position of a Health Information
Specialist at the North American Healthcare
Inc. She is actually a Medical Research
Auditor.
The ex-actress, who still happily married
and blessed with two cute daughters
(pictured below), is said to have finally bid
acting farewell.
The beautiful actress used to be a
Nollywood star in the nineties. She later
relocated to U.S. to join her hubby after
birth of their first daughter in 2007. No big
news about her has been heard so far.
We wish her luck in the new and
honourable undertaking.

Read more info here: http:///bruQrI
Entertainment / Please Dont Laugh Oooooo by Phemy95: 11:42am On Nov 01, 2013
Dear brothers and sisters..just forget your problems and laugh your ass out if you have one...read this joke
Akpos attended a church service one Sunday. He sat beside a very ugly girl. While the pastor was preaching he said, “Tell the person seated next to you that he or she is beautiful” Akpos immediately stood up and the pastor said, “Where are you going?” Akpos replied, “I’m changing seats, do you want me to lie in the house of God?”
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Celebrities / "Wizkid Is Not A Threat To Me," Davido Blasts by Phemy95: 10:22am On Nov 01, 2013
Davido opened up on the controversies surrounding his new video and also made it clear that he is the man to beat, no threat..eh en

“Not at all. The rumour is cool. But I see nobody as competition or threat. God is behind me, so I just go into the studio, do my music and everything is fine. I develop and write most of my songs in the studio. I’m not afraid of competition or the fact that some person will just appear on the scene and take the shine. After all, I did it to some people, so I expect that it is something that must happen to everyone because you can’t be shining forever. But once you are good to others, make good music, have loyal fans, that’s all that matters.

I have plans to go into oil and gas business with my elder brother next year. I want to do music for 10 years. By that time, I will be 30, and free to rest. Some people are just starting out at 30 but I am already a success and threat at 20. Fame at a young age is a plus because I still have like 10 years to ball while some people are just starting at 27 and 30.”

On Skelewu


“The song is big already; so whatever we do people are still going to talk anyway. I shot the video like a movie and there are three videos, so people can watch whichever one they want.If you don’t like the instructional video, you can watch Sesan’s, if you don’t like that one; you can watch Moe Musa’s. If people want, I will shoot one more video, it’s not easy.”
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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Shakhtar Donetsk Vs Manchester United: UCL (1 - 1) On 2nd October 2013 by Phemy95: 7:07am On Oct 03, 2013
woow..God help Moyes
Family / 10year Old Girl Give Birth After 8months Pregnancy by Phemy95: 10:11am On Oct 01, 2013
Things happen oo..yes, you are still in a place called earth. It happened live in Mexico..yea..it happened..read
A 10-year-old Mexican girl has given premature birth to a baby boy weighing 1.5 kilograms (3.3 pounds), Mexican media outlets reported.
The mother was initially admitted to Hospital de la Mujer in Puebla, located about 60 miles southeast of Mexico City, on Oct. 22, suffering from seizures and other medical problems. Surgeons at the hospital delivered the infant by Caesarean section after a 31-week pregnancy.

According to UpFront News, hospital officials have confirmed the birth.

Hospital director Rogelio Gonzalez told The Latin American Herald Tribune that the child is in the neonatal intensive care unit, recovering from pneumonia. The mother, who has since been released, has been breastfeeding the child. For more click on read more


"[She] comes every day with her mother to breastfeed her son every four hours and she is recovering very well from her surgery," Gonzalez said.

The young girl, who is almost 11 years old, is reportedly from the San Francisco Totimehuacan community. According to Gonzalez, the state's minimum age of consent is 12 and abortion is illegal unless the mother was the victim of a sexual assault. As a result, the Puebla state Attorney General's Office has been notified of the birth and is investigating. The agency did not immediately reply to a request for comment from The Huffington Post.

Other girls have given birth at that age or younger. In August 2010, an 11-year-old girl who was allegedly raped by her stepfather gave birth after she was denied an abortion because she was in her fourth month of pregnancy, ksee24.com reported. The youngest mother on record for giving birth is Lina Medina. According to Mid Day, she was five years old when she gave birth to a baby boy in 1939. The father was not positively identified.

In regard to this most recent case, Gonzalez told aciprensa.com he has the "best expectations" for the child's recovery"
http://nichenaija..com/2013/10/10year-old-girl-gives-birth-after-31.html

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