Where is the style? Because she is coming down from a jet? Mtcheww.

JoeCutie:
Yeah! She drained my pocket, and I drained her...

Her what? Hope it's not what I'm thinking?

JoeCutie:
Fine geh! Ayam fine. Awayu?

Aya fine too. I sent you pm, did you see it?

JoeCutie:
Been a while I came here.

Who dey here?

Boo boo. I've missed you o. Awayu?

JoeCutie:
I'm going to do same. This time not Twitter... Nairaland. I'm serious.

And who is that lucky girl?

farano:
They're curvy but be proud of whoever you are



11. https://www.nairaland.com/ladyboss1

10. https://www.nairaland.com/lilnetty

9. https://www.nairaland.com/missmossy

8. https://www.nairaland.com/360ng

7. https://www.nairaland.com/elkewwty

6. https://www.nairaland.com/shaygirl

5. https://www.nairaland.com/phweshyj

4. https://www.nairaland.com/jvera

3. https://www.nairaland.com/lanicky

2. https://www.nairaland.com/cherlene

1. https://www.nairaland.com/farano

Make una no chop off my head o . Well, feel free to add yours

Me?

Well, if you say so... thank you, sweet.

JoeCutie:
You know... women have many ways of saving up things. They save money in their breasts, waists, laps, hair, etc so I'm not surprised. They might actually start trying new things...Vagina. That'd be a nice place to save your money. Na to first go do BVN for there before deadline day.

BVN things...

LMAO!!!!!!!
Joe! You no well. Na real BVN things.

Give your money to your girlfriend to save it for you there nau

JoeCutie:
You're a small boy, and until you grow to a man, I'm never going to reply you again. Ciao.

I just love the calmness and maturity with which you reply to people, even when they don't deserve it. You're a nice guy.

The same way they told us how he ordered the sale of nine of the eleven Presidential jets? I don't believe it, I'm sorry.

This is not "Tall", this is "Long".

JoeCutie:
Chei! Chai!! Choi!!!

I'm feeling like the President and Grand Commander of the Federal Republic right now.
Thanks, beautiful.

You are welcome, sweetheart.

Missmakas thank u for bringing me here o

It can only be JoeCutie
Man, that guy is something else
He's intelligent, he's unbiased, very insightful, and his sense of humor is second to none. He makes my day. He is a bunch of talent. If you don't read his diary, you're missing. I enjoy reading his posts.

JoeCutie:
Awww. I'd love to live forever too, but like you said, it'd be a curse.
Thanks, dear.

Anytime, sweet. I'll give you my own birthday gift later.

IamLEGEND1:
don't lie abeg.

Lie about what? Just wish the young man a happy birthday and go your way. That's what matters.

I wish you can live forever, because you deserve to; but unfortunately, praying to God to keep you forever would be like laying a curse on you.
You're a great gentleman, a talented lad and a good friend. Thanks for making me laugh everyday, even when you didn't know it. I appreciate and celebrate you today.

Happy birthday, Joecutie.

JoeCutie:
Awww! In fact, I want someone who would give me a set of twins right now.

Missterious is always there for you. Any time, any day.

JoeCutie:
These people are sick in the head. Why would they stop that relocation? Lagos is so congested and overpopulated and needs to be decongested. Again, there's this monopoly of industrialization and development in Nigeria. Everything is in Lagos, why? All the things that bring about development: The notable seaports, airport, industries, firms and establishments of high standard... Why only Lagos?

They might think that GEJ is trying to save something for his people at the eleventh hour, so there's the need to stop him, but honestly, for Nigeria to develop, it's high time we started spreading industrialization to all the parts of the country and not just Lagos. We have to do what we have to do.

I don't know why these people think with their anus, and excrete via their head. The problem with our high placed officials is that they DO NOT think and do things for the greater good of the greatest number. That's how to achieve something good. Misplaced priorities everywhere in this damn country! Rubbish!

You've spoken like a boss.

JoeCutie:
Chai. This girl! I'm not talking with you again. You'll corrupt me before I know it.

You see. You're already afraid.

JoeCutie:
Yes.

Is/was your girlfriend a virgin?

JoeCutie:
Me? No fit?
Finally! I go show you say I fit.

Are you serious? What can you do then...

JoeCutie:
I knelt down and prayed for 5 minutes.

You prayed for sex?

JoeCutie:
Ntor abi? I go show you pepper!

You no fit.