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Romance / Re: The Finer The Moniker The Uglier The Owner by Piptoes(f): 11:51pm On Aug 30, 2016 |
sleekyonyx:haha haha...the person must have his origin traced to the zoo.. 1 Like |
Romance / Re: Please Help ;father Requisting For Hug And Kiss From His Tweety Years Daughter by Piptoes(f): 11:44pm On Aug 30, 2016 |
kuchikau:ur mom lived a wayward life, so sad u became the end product...what a waste prostitute oshi |
Romance / Re: Please Help ;father Requisting For Hug And Kiss From His Tweety Years Daughter by Piptoes(f): 1:51am On Aug 30, 2016 |
kuchikau:Are U always so stupiid or is today a special occassion? calling u stupiid is even an insult to stuppid pple, ur a worst case scenerio 1 Like |
Nairaland / General / Re: How To Send P.m,quote,make Bold E.t.c by Piptoes(f): 1:47am On Aug 30, 2016 |
Josiah1150:sure |
Nairaland / General / Re: How To Send P.m,quote,make Bold E.t.c by Piptoes(f): 1:46am On Aug 30, 2016 |
[b][thanks] |
Romance / Re: Please Help ;father Requisting For Hug And Kiss From His Tweety Years Daughter by Piptoes(f): 1:14am On Aug 30, 2016 |
Perverts everywhr |
Romance / Re: Please Help ;father Requisting For Hug And Kiss From His Tweety Years Daughter by Piptoes(f): 12:59am On Aug 30, 2016 |
Hummm |
Romance / Re: Please Help ;father Requisting For Hug And Kiss From His Tweety Years Daughter by Piptoes(f): 11:54pm On Aug 23, 2016 |
kuchikau:Best word to describe u.... Nin.com.poop: A sillly, fooolish or a stewpid person That's exactly what u are kuchiCOW 1 Like |
Romance / Re: Please Help ;father Requisting For Hug And Kiss From His Tweety Years Daughter by Piptoes(f): 11:50pm On Aug 23, 2016 |
kuchikau:kuchicow,mumu,ode, ishie,olodo, itiboribo Receive small sense. How I wish I can slap some sense into u...punkk |
Romance / Re: Please Help ;father Requisting For Hug And Kiss From His Tweety Years Daughter by Piptoes(f): 7:20pm On Aug 23, 2016 |
kuchikau:Who gave birth to this Animal? Fowl brain |
Romance / Re: Please Help ;father Requisting For Hug And Kiss From His Tweety Years Daughter by Piptoes(f): 7:18pm On Aug 12, 2016 |
TerrorSquad147:he's deranged, waste of sperm |
Romance / Re: Please Help ;father Requisting For Hug And Kiss From His Tweety Years Daughter by Piptoes(f): 7:13pm On Aug 12, 2016 |
kuchikau:dis HE-GOAT need to be banned.. No respect for womanhood. you're not even ashamed to say u sleep wit ur own mother, pervert. The thunder that will fire that thing in btwn ur leg eh... 1 Like |
Romance / Re: Please Help ;father Requisting For Hug And Kiss From His Tweety Years Daughter by Piptoes(f): 4:48pm On Aug 09, 2016 |
kuchikau:dont u dare display ur foolishnessss in my face again.... GOAT 1 Like |
Romance / Re: Please Help ;father Requisting For Hug And Kiss From His Tweety Years Daughter by Piptoes(f): 6:17pm On Aug 07, 2016 |
kuchikau:Excuse me Sir, you've been asked to run along with ur stu.pidity. So y are u still here asking s...illy questions? Go and ask ur sisters at home....nonsens 2 Likes |
Romance / Re: Her Labia Minora Got Swollen After Her Bf Sucked Her Pvssy by Piptoes(f): 6:36pm On Aug 06, 2016 |
christaddicted:better open that ur eyes... 1 Like |
Romance / Re: Her Labia Minora Got Swollen After Her Bf Sucked Her Pvssy by Piptoes(f): 6:32pm On Aug 06, 2016 |
ofeshe:wait for pix, u hear |
Romance / Re: Her Labia Minora Got Swollen After Her Bf Sucked Her Pvssy by Piptoes(f): 6:31pm On Aug 06, 2016 |
Nigerdeltaboi: |
Fashion / Re: Mr Nairaland 2016 - Grand Finale by Piptoes(f): 11:42am On Aug 06, 2016 |
I vote Vizkiz Cc: NLJEGA |
Fashion / Re: Mr. NAIRALAND Contest 2016 - Semi-final by Piptoes(f): 10:58am On Aug 03, 2016 |
I vote Vizkiz Cc: NLJEGA |
Romance / 30 Types Of Pvssy In The World... Ladies Get In Here...( Pics) by Piptoes(f): 9:12am On Aug 03, 2016 |
Lol...I just stumbled on this and decided to share it... I believe we are all matured No bashing pls... Just pick a number... 1. Razor bump pvssy. She’s still experimenting with the best Gillette model. The new razor with five blades caused a surprising amount of irritation. 2. Honda Civic pvssy. The most common type of pussy. Reliable and basic with clean lines. 3. INTJ pussy. The clitoris is out just enough to make a pleasant introduction, but she’s not exactly dancing on the bar. 4. Cunnilingus pussy. Another common pvssy type with strong clitoris action. Easy to go down on if you do that sort of thing (I don’t). 5. Vintage porn pvssy. Humans have long since evolved, so you won’t find a young girl with this pussy anymore. 6. Lazy pvssy. She’s putting in zero effort with her appearance yet still expects guys to approach her all night. You suspect she alternates between only two “going out” outfits. 7. Spinster pvssy. This scraggly and worn pussy gave up and is ready for the body attached to it to die. 8. Dog ear in the wind pvssy. The clitoris flaps around like it has a mind of its own, but trying to understand its movements will only confuse you. 9. Rain drop pussy. One more drop of pvssy flesh and the surface tension will no longer be able to hold the entire apparatus to her body. I like the clitoris here more than the dog ear in the wind pussy because it’s easier to diddle. 10. Pedophile pvssy. Perverted men put it all on the line to score this virginal pussy. It’s as pristine as a mountain spring—can you blame them? 11. Predator pussy. If you stare at this pvssy for 40 seconds, an image of the Predator alien will pop out at you. 12. Big pvssy. Easy entry/exit, but she won’t feel anything if you’re not well-equipped. She’ll be polite, though, and let out a few token moans at your ineffective thrusts. 13. Experienced pvssy. This pussy tries to fake but those bumps don’t lie. They act like tree rings and are easily measurable by trained scientists. 14. Social anxiety pvssy. Awkward body language and tonality. You need a lot of pre-intimacy with this one. 15. Domestic violence pvssy. The pussy got out of line so the man had to slap it around, leading to a swollen, tender appearance. (That reminds me—what do you say to a girl with a black eye? Answer: Bitch I already told you once!) 16. Diarrhea pvssy. This pussy ate a bad meal from Taco Bell and is now shooting semi-digested pellets into the toilet bowl. 17. Toyota Camry pvssy. Roomier version of the Honda Civic pussy and more reliable with lower maintenance costs. Bring along a couple of your friends. (Editor’s Note: This is my favorite pussy type. I don’t have time to figure out how pussy works—I just want to hop in and get to my destination as quickly as possible.) 18. Last minute pvssy. God didn’t decide on the gender of this pvssy until the last minute, hence the huge meaty bit that makes penetration extra challenging. 19. Chubby pvssy. You look at this pvssy and are not sure whether to recommend the cookie diet or P90X. 20. Shy pussy. More outgoing than social anxiety pussy, but her constant silence makes you wonder, “Does she like me? Is she playing games?” 21. Developmentally stunted pvssy. If they caught the problem early then an endocrinologist could have prescribed a hormone treatment, but unfortunately it’s too late now and what you got is a pussy that is small and under-powered. 22. Used to be fat pvssy. This pussy has lost so much weight that the remaining skin is flabby and loose like an overripe pear. 23. McMansion pvssy. You love this pvssy in the beginning, bragging to your friends about all the extra storage space it contains, but then once you see your electric bill you wish you bought something more economical. 24. Eagle pvssy. Wings in the back offer more stability during flight. Graceful, earnest. 25. Interstate highway pvssy. When they built this pussy it was like a dream to drive on the freshly paved asphalt, but overdevelopment of the surrounding areas has led to intolerable sprawl. 26. Anteater pvssy. How your grandma’s pussy looks like. Loosening muscle and skin has forced the first couple inches of the vaginal canal to prolapse outside of the body. Grandpa ain’t complaining though… that sly devil. 27. Terminator pvssy. One of Skynet’s first models. The clitoris has a formidable exoskeleton that will swallow up your dick if you don’t disable the chip first. 28. Turkey pvssy. Wings, giblet, caruncle, wattle—you got it all here. Starter package comes with special handling instructions and food for the first month. 29. Department store pvssy. It looked great when you tried it on in the fitting room, but at home it looks a little off. Maybe it’s one size too small? 30. Morbidly obese pvssy. When this pvssy gets sick you need to need to call the special ambulance with the human crane. All hands on deck!
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Romance / Re: Tell Someone On Nairaland 'I Love U' B4 Its 12am. Show Some Love.check Out Mine by Piptoes(f): 7:41am On Aug 03, 2016 |
pamcode:U wish |
Romance / Re: Tell Someone On Nairaland 'I Love U' B4 Its 12am. Show Some Love.check Out Mine by Piptoes(f): 10:19pm On Aug 02, 2016 |
Who love epp? Fvck all my exes... |
Romance / Re: Please What Can I use to cure the Pimples On My Face? by Piptoes(f): 7:54pm On Aug 02, 2016 |
dammywapes:my dear, it's ur hormones....nothing may work for you now until u put to birth and pls modify the topic... Read wht you typed |
Fashion / Re: Mr. Nairaland Contest 2016 - Elimination Round 2 by Piptoes(f): 11:14am On Aug 02, 2016 |
I vote VIZKIZ Cc: NLJEGA |
Romance / Re: Her Labia Minora Got Swollen After Her Bf Sucked Her Pvssy by Piptoes(f): 10:49am On Aug 02, 2016 |
Vizkiz I want to vote for only u Send me the link wen it's time ok. |
Fashion / Re: Mr. NAIRALAND Contest 2016 - Elimination Round 1 by Piptoes(f): 8:31am On Aug 02, 2016 |
I VOTE VIZKIZ CC: NLJEGA |
Romance / Her Labia Minora Got Swollen After Her Bf Sucked Her Pvssy by Piptoes(f): 9:57am On Aug 01, 2016 |
A friend begged me to share this, pls read. Her story.... I've been dating this sweet guy. 2 months into our relationship we got intimate for the first time. So on Saturday, we decided to go for shopping, then after that we proceeded to have lunch at a fast food. And finally we went to his place in the evening, it was a nice and cozy apartment. It was actually my first time in his place. So he started by telling me how much he loves me and have prayed for this wonderful moment, then he pulled me closer and started kissing me softly..... like hungry dogs we hugged passionately, touching, sucking, biting, and licking off eachother. His hands found my boobs, he gently squeeze the left one while sucking the right one. Then he threw me on the bed, removed my panties and started sucking my pvssy like his whole life depended on it, he sucked on it for over 30 mins. I just kept moaning softly...after a while I started feeling uneasy cos I was hurting, and I kept screaming and begging him to stop...but he didn't stop, he must have thought I was getting maximum pleasure from it. I tried to pull him out, but he sort of over powered me with his head buried deeper. So I had to slap him really hard on the face....before he finally stopped. He was really shocked. So I quickly dashed into the restroom to check ....And to my greatest surprised I noticed my labia minora have become red and swollen, almost the size of an apple. So I had to dress up and I left his place without saying a word. He offered to drop me off, but I refused. He's been calling me, but I've refused to answer the phone. Now I'm really scared. The swelling haven't gone down. I hope it gets better by morning. Who else have experienced this?...ladies in the house. 3 Likes |
Romance / Re: Are Mimzy And Sandoski goddesses? by Piptoes(f): 10:05pm On Jul 31, 2016 |
Enough Already... 1 Like |
Religion / Re: Does Praying/Cursing Unclad Really Work? by Piptoes(f): 9:31pm On Jul 31, 2016 |
mizzbouqui:someone prayed unclad in the bible can remember who..lemme check. |
Romance / Re: Why Am I Still Single? by Piptoes(f): 11:21pm On Jul 30, 2016 |
Tundecool:nothing dear... 1 Like |
Romance / Re: Why Am I Still Single? by Piptoes(f): 11:16pm On Jul 30, 2016 |
Ab025:what is punna?? Ok let's assume it means heart... should they continue breaking my hrt (punna)? |
Romance / Re: Why Am I Still Single? by Piptoes(f): 11:07pm On Jul 30, 2016 |
Tundecool:what can I say now? |
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