Nazgul:
I watched a Korean movie on Netflix (we're all dead) their high school kids were making drones. And to them it was nothing. Most of these phones and other gadgets we worship here, you'd be shocked that even their high school kids use them and they don't make noise about it.

Here in Nigeria all we do is to flunt what other hard working countries make. In fact you're classified as a big boy whenever you publicly flunt gadgets that even teenagers over there can easily afford.

Do you think if innoson had a car assemble plant in Korea, Korean owners of his cars would be squealing like coven witches for owning an African car?

A lot of Africans are still suffering from slave mentality. Regardless of how wealthy they are.

All of us are dead was a good one, S2 up for premier later this year

johnog4sure:
hunger. APC supporters pls read this anecdote

"Stalin once ripped all the feathers off a live chicken as a lesson to his followers," it says. "He then set the chicken on the floor a short distance away. The chicken was bloodied and suffering immensely, yet, when Stalin began to toss some bits of wheat toward the chicken it followed him around."
Stalin then purportedly told his followers: "This is how easy it is to govern stupid people, they will follow you no matter how much pain you cause them, as long as you throw them a little worthless treat once in a while."

I think we need to re-educate northerners and APC supporters.

Oh? And what makes you different Mr Keyboard Warrior? If they give you, you no go collect? When real talk pass talk and action begins to commence, naso you go take bus back to your hometown and only make a comeback when the coast is clear. Continue forming online.
Nonsense and ingredients.

davosea:
How many languages nigga gotta comprehend?

7 with the core being English, Mandarin, French, Spanish, German (the rest na you get pick) statistically speaking, every single person you meet in a formal setting should be fluent in one of the above languages

techaboki:
Fire Service should just try and shake body this week ooo. Cos I have a small offer on the table and I'm to resume next month.

No be when person don spend money do one or two they go come release list .

Release am now make person know him fate, whether na to comot mind

Till after sallah (not written in stone though, can change anytime)

untoldtruth:
Any paramilitary connects available please? (Including Federal Fire Service)
If available, please contact me via DM (serious people only) the broker will be well appreciated and compensated.

which kin big big English be dis? Na slot you wan buy abi wetin? Because no one will sell their connect, you know 🤓

ZARAMITE:

And why will a man not have a connect? You don’t go to church, masalachi, wedding, youth meetings, political gathering, domiciary visits to office etc? Why will a man don’t have a connect? Women don’t have connect is understandable. Why will a full grown man have no connect? Haba..

So connect connecting is by going to gathering and just getting in their good books because they owe you in a past life or wetin be the magic routine? Please I'm asking for direction, cause I'm eyeing one man like that, and I want it that as soon as I say pim! he'll say 'as you wish'.
Thanks in advance for the lesson.

Think9ja:

Lol Your connect don get? Abi you no apply

I was offered 🤓

Namus2020:
Pls Any update on fire service Recruitment?

If you have connect, take style ask him if he's gotten his slot yet because they've shared it.

happney65:


I beg to disagree.

Airtel is actually the best. Just more expensive than others but give it to them,they are the best. Followed by MTN while Glo is the cheapest and the worst

When it comes to Data. Airtell is.

I don't know about voice. But on Data,I give it to Airtel

Depends on area of residence actually, in my house MTN is the strongest, while Airtel that used to work like fire in my former residence now takes 30 minutes to download a measly 500mb file. The key is location boss

Segxydube:

They aint worse... Stop saying what you dint know.
I have been using glo to browse for over 10yrs

At midnight ba, tell the truth!

G00dharddick:
E be like say this undersea cable cut no reach my side because I have exploring the internet with MTN since the problem started and e dey connect Wella.

Meanwhile, who else noticed those clowns advertising GLO on NL were paid to do so? GLO is the worst network so far. 9mobile no dey exist. MTN no be their mate!

I haven't experienced the MTN problem neither, my side doing normal

QueenVaji:
They are getting trillions every minute... They aren't suppose to take a day to fix this underwater stuff

Trillions cannot buy a time travelling machine that will enable them to assess the damage> order for spares parts> receive spare parts> contract the engineers> and ship both spare parts and engineers to the middle of the ocean and begin the repairs, not possible in 24hrs no mata what kinda money one has dear.

tintedtaf:


I once got information about recruitment in one agency and I met my political connect to assist me with recommendation letter.
He gave me a sealed letter to the head of the agency but my instinct just told me to check content of the letter, unfortunately the man listed his own candidates in the letter he gave me that was sealed and to be delivered by myself. There and then I burnt the letter and since then he lost my respect.

chai! this one shocked me 😳

LORDLARGE:


That your friend in the North is lying to you

I have noticed that a lot on this forum, someone will say 'my friend in the north said [quote: 'the impossible'] got me wondering if the reporters od said quotes are telling tall tales or their friends in the 'North' like telling it to them in mockery 🤔

Rich4god:
For almost a month now, we no dey too get light for kano, if them like make them no bring light, we are used to it already.

Confirm!

Lies, I haven't seen Kedco illumination in my house since Thursday, or did the fire do a time jump. Kano twitter have been complaining for. whole week with no avail.

Malikey:
Guys please how is recruitment process like, is it submission of cv ,then exams and interviews, then apl and finally documentation and resumption. Or how is it like typically
I need enlightenment please 🙏

1. With-strong-connect = CV submission = straight to documentation

2. By-the-book-connect = application - skip exam - may/not skip screening - documentation = start job/training.

3. Without-connect = application - exam - screening - name replacement= try again next time.

oya which one you get?

Salaam, how are we all doing?
Exxon Mobil
African Union
UNESCO
World Trade Organization

will be offering internships this year (please be checking their websites regularly to apply if eligible, one of my guys got a permanent position after NYSC from internship, it happens)

Jandminded:
Would Russia had invaded Ukraine if they had Nukes?

Why invade a country that didn't violate your country's territorial integrity?

Can Russia invade China assuming they decide to join NATO?

If it was Donbass region you wanted to help and secede, what took you to Kiev in the first place?

Ukraine should not gree for anybody, they have lost enough to just yield for free.

If Russia must win, let them win in a costly way.

Does it 'cost' truly register with you as you type behind the comfort of your keyboard? The cost is everything but not the battle initiators themselves, to insult you dey hungry me, but I'm too lazy sha this morning 😂

Broveens42:


You are right. Nigeria's problem is actually a case of mixing oil and water(north and south) in a broken bucket (suspect constitution)

See brainwashed thinking 🤔.
Nigeria's problem is her leaders and the mindset of it's people, example you.

Pathokpo:
These Indian perverts never cease to amaze me. They are one of the most sexually perverted individuals I have ever met. How Bollywood is able to portray the Indian society as being modest still baffles me. E hard die to see common kiss for Indian movies. This goes a long way to show that a county's movie is not a full reflection of it's society, but what they want you to see and believe.

Hmmm, imagine my shock when I read that some women moved to Korea because of watching kdrama, started seeing shege and came online to protest the life in Korea was not like they saw in the kdrama.
I'm still laughing at them, unbelievable!

Fasindo:






First of all I'm happy that our northern brothers and sister are now on the internet space, during 2go period, I never met or saw any of them on 2go.
I think it's a welcome development that should be encouraged.

Presently, the current group of Northerners don't even carry small radio again, they now use Android phones to get their information on the net.

We even now have Arewa Twitter on X.

On the issue of the girl, they should leave her alone,she is just a Genz and can't be controlled but can only be curtailed when it comes to TikTok.
By the way,once any lady goes to TikTok, just forget about her. So Kano people should just forget about the girl, she is gone

Which rock have you been hiding under? Arewa Twitter been around for 7+ years. No be today arewa dey watch happenings on the grid, we just like to observe quietly 🤓

Atlantis585:
Will you shut up your gworo stained mouth!
If it wasn’t for your delusional thinking in North and idiotic Wike and ManHood Abubakar the current senile dunce in Aso Rock will not be running around parading himself as the president of Nigeria.

Just relax and enjoy Emilokan and his Lagos Boys in the North for next 8 years just as you enjoyed the greatest disaster to ever come from the North as president (Buhari).

By the time he is done with Nigeria, una go finally get sense.

What makes you think he's coming back after his 4 years is up? 😂😆🤓
Somebody has been stepping on a lot of toes that don't relish disrespect from a 'small boy'. To come back for another 4 will require kneeling down to beg some people and reversing a bunch of things behind the curtain, depends on what he shows the powers that be sha. Hmmm.

Wemoveee:


Can someone please respond 🙏

Don't underestimate what someone in a position of power (no matter how small) can do. When they truly want to, they can move heaven and earth regardless of who is lording over what. Good luck.

Hassan52:


Well....Am sure coz a mutual friend got.. am equally shocked as you coz my connect promised me there too but no news yet.

I can collaborate this (although I haven't seen the letters with eye yet)
Someone did tell me they haven't finished giving out the letters, so there's still hope insha Allah.

Hezzyluv:
Farming, iron condemn and selling of tomatoes. All these are seen as an Aboki business, but trust me, I have aboki friends in Lagos here, you might be seeing some of these guys as Aboki. But, they are damn... rich. I know of one that Sells tomatoes beside the road (century market Ago), this guy has trucks in the north. I still know another one that does iron condemn business too.

Modified:
To those complaining about farming, it depends on where you are and the condition of security of farmers over there. I went for holidays in Niger State (Minna precisely) 2months ago, been in their village markets buying goods for storage. You will not believe is the same Niger State people are complaining about farmers online unable to farm due to insecurity. I mean, grains yakpa... they can't even finish selling the goods, they will have to covey it to the next village market or cover it with trampoline till next five market day. Farmers are just cashing out on weekly bases.

I come dey even feel "like na me dey city dey hustle send money to village (people wey get money pass me by default)"

RIGHT?
Whenever I see news regarding farming drama in Nigeria, I get baffled. Sure, there is trouble brewing actively and underground, but it isn't everywhere and it isn't as bad as they portray it in the media. I find myself wondering at the cause of all the propaganda, why are they trying to scare people away from farming by twisting the truth to suit their narrative? To what end? 🤔

Success1930:
Alot is happening and I wonder why nobody is talking about it on nairaland . I heard a Senator gave out APLs to some people yesterday...

I pray God remember us all.. People refuse to drop information regarding recruitment, replacement & APL of agencies on this forum coz some people will argue blindly....

Not really.
Might be they just didn't hear anything because it isn't their area of focus, and a lot going on recently in state of the country.

Mohisah:
It good fr d moni sha but i won't collect dat moni. Naso i go dey sober fr d office n I'll tk my leav. Sometimes if u collect d moni, u don collect ur POS or SME capital Apl frm d 200k😅💔
He won't honor u wit any job again. Hmm!

Oil dey your head, boss.
Someone close did this once, they refused to collect the money and Na dollars they were trying to give them, years later, this guy has gotten people in the family into sweet sweet spots because he was impressed.

Adewale1603:
Some people can be so careless Sha, like how do you do it. I've never lost a phone for once in my entire life

Don't say that casually sir, it's not about carelessness. Someone came right into my house and took my phone, was I being careless too? be careful sef 🤔

Nairalander248:
16k for 112GB MTN for 30days. I mistakenly added Airtel 40GB for 5k, I am regretting coz I am not using it, their network is so bad

3::AM is when their network climbs on the radar properly 😂.

Watianoengineer:
Those prisoners go see shege. The kain heat wey go dey inside their over packed cells will pass oven

Not the case, they're not always packed in cells as you put it.
After morning exercises, every prisoner has a place he's helping at, after that, they have schooling programs (I'm sure you've heard of them celebrating graduations).