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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Monthly Net Salary Of Federal Government Ministries,departaments, Agencies And P by PlsStayAlive: 7:07am On Feb 13
kenposh:
Please who can help with secondment from Ministry to any good parastatals, my position is transferable to any agency from the Ministry, am open for discussion, thanks
Didn't I see mohisah reply to this a few days back? it was a very good piece of advice he shared too.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Monthly Net Salary Of Federal Government Ministries,departaments, Agencies And P by PlsStayAlive: 9:09am On Feb 09
tungushebe:


In the next 6 Months
You'll be okay. Public recruitments like this take months to get to the final stage, nearly a year in most cases.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Monthly Net Salary Of Federal Government Ministries,departaments, Agencies And P by PlsStayAlive: 4:01pm On Feb 08
Mohisah:
I dislike any connect wer no dey vibrant abegπŸ˜…πŸ˜…

Some go just bear 5G for name sake. God abeg o
For real.
May God see us all through, ameen.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Monthly Net Salary Of Federal Government Ministries,departaments, Agencies And P by PlsStayAlive: 3:34pm On Feb 08
Misbahuddeen:
NIMASA now BOI.
Wetin my connect dey do?! smiley
wahala for connect πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: I Just Secured My First Tech Job. I'm So Happy. by PlsStayAlive: 12:39pm On Feb 08
DataDoc:


When will you need a data analyst Sir?

I've learnt Excel, SQL and PowerBI and I'm working on my portfolio project
Add python, e get why.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: I Just Secured My First Tech Job. I'm So Happy. by PlsStayAlive: 12:37pm On Feb 08
LandMann:

Are you from a science background?
Does coding involve a lot of maths? Complex maths?
No it does not involve complex math, it's basic stuff.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Monthly Net Salary Of Federal Government Ministries,departaments, Agencies And P by PlsStayAlive: 2:43pm On Feb 02
SmartNYSC:
In case anyone can help please.
Wrong person, my bad 😊

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Monthly Net Salary Of Federal Government Ministries,departaments, Agencies And P by PlsStayAlive: 12:32pm On Jan 30
Huseein12:
Pls anyone who has registered for air force dssc successfully?.....I'm unable to upload my degree don't know if it's a general issue
File must be less than 150kb, if it is and it isn't uploading still, use PC.

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Culture / Re: Oyinbo Man Speaks Hausa Fluently (video/pictures) by PlsStayAlive: 12:22pm On Jan 26
If this is what you call fluent, then you've never heard the language spoken before, obviously.
Food / Re: See The 100 Naira Onions I Bought Today In Birnin Kebbi by PlsStayAlive: 8:46pm On Jan 23
lonelydora:
Yes na. Kebbi is known for onions farming. They call it Alabaster.

During my NYSC in Karaye village in Maiyama LGA, we go to Zuru and Yauri ( i think) to buy onions.

I would have started groundnut oil and onions business in the South if not for Aisha that wanted me to marry her. Omo, na run I run come back o.

She took me to her father, the man wanted to make me rich, but on the condition that I should become a Muslim. I run

You have missed, chai.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Monthly Net Salary Of Federal Government Ministries,departaments, Agencies And P by PlsStayAlive: 2:19pm On Jan 20
Whiterose21:

Ok, no qualms.
I asked, if your friends that got NIS appointment letter in December have resumed work?
They've been captured by IPPIS last time I heard, they've been sent to Abuja.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Monthly Net Salary Of Federal Government Ministries,departaments, Agencies And P by PlsStayAlive: 11:12am On Jan 20
Whiterose21:
You didn't reply my question, I guess is an oversight
Apologies, what's the question?
Politics / Re: FG Reviews Recruitment Guidelines To Accommodate 35% Women In Four Agencies by PlsStayAlive: 9:40am On Jan 20
What kinda thread is this sef? HOW are the women supposed to actually GET the job when they don't know anyone? Side chicks have started a rebellion ni? Nonsense πŸ€“.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Monthly Net Salary Of Federal Government Ministries,departaments, Agencies And P by PlsStayAlive: 9:35am On Jan 20
Sul007:
Good morning guys. Please who has Successfully commenced or submitted the army DSSC Application. Seems there is a challenge signing up...
Have several people complaining about this, try again in a few days time, hopefully it'll go through.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: I Have Changed Since I Got A Job by PlsStayAlive: 11:06am On Jan 18
Hamachi:

Graphic designers
UI/UX
Data analysis
Learn tailoring, you might just be surprised what it can yield. What tech? Google how many techies got laid off in 2023 and decide for yourself. Tech saturated and keeps getting even more so by the day. Most entry level jobs now require 3-4 years of experience. If contracting, you could go months without a single GIG because no one willing to pay good money will want an amateur just in the industry.
Learn handwork jor.

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Religion / Re: Madam Saje: BBC Can’t Destroy TB Joshua’s Legacy With Dirty Lies by PlsStayAlive: 10:01am On Jan 10
thesicilian:
I've watched the documentary to a reasonable extent, yet to finish it. But so far it's all accusations upon accusations. No real evidence anywhere. At least in this era of smart phones one would think there'll be countless pictures and videos to corroborate their stories.
Guess you didn't reach the place where they alleged that he didn't allow them phones, watches or contact with family.

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Phones / Re: Did You Get This Message From MTN? by PlsStayAlive: 9:49am On Jan 10
Akpacha:
Go get a court affidavit and do a new registration on that sim. Should anything happen to that line u wouldn't be able to do welcome back.
You don't need court af. Just go with your NIN and tell your truth, they'll fix it there and then.
Phones / Re: Did You Get This Message From MTN? by PlsStayAlive: 9:45am On Jan 10
Ladoja19:
I wish you get answers to this
I'm a victim too
Go to MTN office and explain the situation, they have a solution to it. I don't want to say more incase of misunderstanding. Go and explain, they'll fix it in less than 1hr.
Politics / Re: VeryDarkMan Visits Bokkos Village Invaded By Gunmen, Exposes $27,500 Tin Mineral by PlsStayAlive: 7:16pm On Jan 05
tamdun:
Those of u blaming muslim/Fulani,how market,one of the victims that survived the attack said he recognised 2 of the attackers
Everyone will conveniently not see this comment now, smh.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Monthly Net Salary Of Federal Government Ministries,departaments, Agencies And P by PlsStayAlive: 5:56pm On Jan 05
ToyoFlo:
To those who have registered for federal fire service Level 08 before it was later removed, what's our fate?
On God

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Monthly Net Salary Of Federal Government Ministries,departaments, Agencies And P by PlsStayAlive: 4:25pm On Jan 01
Taofeek001:

I knew some of you here will quote the guy and say this nonsense. 130k salary is what you're idolizing? Remember say na private sector be this. if its a government job , he can still manage by taking some days off when he's broke. But private, nobody wan hear story. 130k is really paltry for a private sector to be honest most especially when you're spending almost 2k on transports everyday? 70k monthly is what you're left with, feeding nko, fuel for gen and other things? I doubt you'll be able to have any savings at the end of the month. Most times you will be in serious debt sef . 70k wey many private school teachers who trek to school to and fro everyday dey earn and are still complaining.
I also knew there's going to be someone exactly like you who will quote me quoting him and start defending the paltry sum saga.
Continue kaji, be forming online. Form well well. Are you hearing yourself at all? Fuel for gen? I'm done with you, go find someone else on your own speed to vibe withπŸ‘€

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Monthly Net Salary Of Federal Government Ministries,departaments, Agencies And P by PlsStayAlive: 1:44pm On Jan 01
HitlerGaddafi:
Happy new year everyone. I am kinda new here and I am glad to have joined this house. I have always been a ghost reader anyways. Shout out to that lady who used to drop contacts of VIPs back to back. I tried a couple of times via text and calls, none of them responded. Sometimes I will use Google translate and convert my sms to hausa sef but still no luck. grin

However, I work in a private company here in lagos. 8am-5pm job. Salary is a paltry 130k monthly. As if that is not bad enough, I spend 1,800 on tfare daily. Thats minus feeding and other expenses. . It is killing. Sometimes I contemplate suicide to be honest.
I pray this year that dream job we have always hoped and wish for will finally locate us soon.
Kai, even if you go to the job everyday of the month, you'll still have ₦70k by the end of the month, let me tell you, no one will give you that amount while you're sitting at home jobless.
Paltry? It'll be hard to find an FG job that pays above that, entry level without serious connect.
Sha I don't want to seem like I'm bullying you, but this 2024 , I really hope you'll start appreciating what you have, so you can see a better future with clear eyes.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Monthly Net Salary Of Federal Government Ministries,departaments, Agencies And P by PlsStayAlive: 5:34pm On Dec 31, 2023
Iyajelili:
2023, 1 of my worst years but believe 2024 is going to be better.
May God shower you with his endless favour and blessings, ameen.

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Music/Radio / Re: Tems, Burna Boy, Asake, Davido And Olamide On Obama's Favourite Songs Of 2022 by PlsStayAlive: 9:14pm On Dec 29, 2023
AllenSpencer:
Obama does not even know music!
Where is Brymo, Adekunle Gold, Ladipoe and Seyi Vibez.
Where is The Great Kiss Daniel!

Excuse you? 🀧
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Monthly Net Salary Of Federal Government Ministries,departaments, Agencies And P by PlsStayAlive: 6:24pm On Dec 28, 2023
Rabz4real:


They are requesting for my application number and email for me to be able to login and complete the registration.
Have you already signed up? if not, ignore that and click register on the main homepage and continue from there. All the best.
Food / Re: See Variety Of Nigerian Soups. (pictures) by PlsStayAlive: 6:19pm On Dec 28, 2023
kunle75:


You people will just causing someone's son headaches here and there.
Na wa ooo, me am looking for who can cook all the soup and ship it to the US, just inbox/DM me the total cost please
Ingredients don finish for Yankee ni? Go to Asian markets if you can't find what's on your list in Walmart or Target. Check YouTube on how to make them, it's easier than it looks. What shipping? πŸ€”

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Monthly Net Salary Of Federal Government Ministries,departaments, Agencies And P by PlsStayAlive: 5:59pm On Dec 28, 2023
Desmondum:
Perhaps they want to use that to reduce the great number of applicants that are degree holders, it could also be a mistake, who knows?

You will see the level 8 listed after signing up/in the portal
I had the same thoughts as well, could be a mistake from the developers or a reducing population scheme, either way, to put head will not hurt πŸ˜‚
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Monthly Net Salary Of Federal Government Ministries,departaments, Agencies And P by PlsStayAlive: 5:57pm On Dec 28, 2023
Rabz4real:
I tried registering for Fire Service and i am yet to get a message from them, is anybody facing similar issue??
They won't send any, print and keep safe that slip generated in the end, shikenan kagama.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Monthly Net Salary Of Federal Government Ministries,departaments, Agencies And P by PlsStayAlive: 3:58pm On Dec 25, 2023
Jibreel22222:
All these talk of salary salary and we never even see December salary πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
What about us that don't even have a job yet, talkless about salary arguing πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ€“

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Business / Re: Real Reasons Behind Shoprite’s Planned Exit From Kano by PlsStayAlive: 1:13pm On Dec 24, 2023
slaawomirr:
Damnnn niggar
Not surprised

Tinubu administration is a disaster

After seven years we will be left with nothing

And moreover nor be place like kano shoprite go excel
Abokis nor dey do better shopping na. Them economize die..I'm not saying there are no millionaires in kano

Places where shoprite can excel are south south especially Benin city, asaba, portharcourt
This places can do pass themselves when it comes to extravagant life style especially Benin city
Ha, see praise and insult in the same write-up πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Monthly Net Salary Of Federal Government Ministries,departaments, Agencies And P by PlsStayAlive: 9:08pm On Dec 22, 2023
Whiterose21:

Do you know all these military establishment, usually make inquiries, to the extent of going to your primary school?
πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ€“ shebi them don become DSS 2.0 ni?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Monthly Net Salary Of Federal Government Ministries,departaments, Agencies And P by PlsStayAlive: 9:03pm On Dec 22, 2023
maik99:


Is the Navy a lucrative workplace? What is remuneration like please?
That place is good, what @Greateemayo above said πŸ‘

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