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Celebrities / Re: Heavily Pregnant Mercy Johnson On Movie Set In The US (photos) by pmm3(m): 11:53pm On Dec 02, 2012 |
so..?? so..?? 2 Likes |
Jokes Etc / Re: Please I Dont Understand This by pmm3(m): 11:10pm On Dec 02, 2012 |
war |
Jokes Etc / Best Way 2 Make Som1 Angry by pmm3(m): 11:08pm On Dec 02, 2012 |
A teacher waz tellin a student a story about hw a man went 2 journey nd neva returned..d story begin 2 bored d student nd he started clappin nd singin.."Tananana tanananana... Tananana..nana nanana tananana nananananana.nanana..N.T.A news brought 2 u by mrs mary okuudo... Powered by her mouth" hahahahahaha.. |
Jokes Etc / Akpors D Molester In Uniform by pmm3(m): 8:59pm On Dec 02, 2012 |
Biology lesson- Teacher->last tim we spoke,i gave u guyz an assignment 2 go nd read on d topic-"formation of baby nd what makes d formation 2 occur"...akpors ,i wil start u..(1)what happens when a penis is directed toward a fixed point??... Akpors->sir,it wil project acids/base that occurs randomly in motion.. Teacher->whats next??continue.. Akpors->the acids/base becomez expansivity nd the higher concentrated particle to reach the gate of no gates becomes escape velocity.. Teacher->by d way u explain this,hav u ever projected an acid/base with vector quantity.. Akpors->yes sir..almost every second of d stopwatch.. Teacher->akpors are you sure ur a specie{student} of this habitat{sch}??.. Akpors->No sir..am a rapist in uniform..the teacher fainted |
Jokes Etc / Re: psalm23 joke by pmm3(m): 7:55pm On Dec 02, 2012 |
u won't die..is nt ur turn!!..lol
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Jokes Etc / psalm23 joke by pmm3(m): 7:10pm On Dec 02, 2012 |
Psalm 23 - The lord is my shepherd,i shall not want->but i want o!!.... He makes me lie down in green pastures->letz believ its true... He leads me beside still water->crocodile almost killed me.. He restores my soul->ok nah... He leads me in paths of righteousness->the opposite.. For his name's sake->4 his mind.. Even though i walk throug the valley of the shadow of death->Y would i do that??.. I fear no evil->i feared ooO!!.. For thou art with me->am a scienc student.. Thy rod and thy staff->we hav rod nd staff at sch.. They comfort me->lie liE.. Thou preparest a table b4 me->they prepar my death b4 me.. In the presenc of my enemies->in d absentz f my friendz.. Thou anointest my head with oil->the poisond me.. My cup overflows->i begin 2 vomit... Hahahahahahahahaha.. |
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