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Sports / Re: Did You Grow Up With This? What Is The Name Of This ball In Your Area? by pmm3(m): 7:24pm On Feb 19, 2022
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Religion / Re: His Family Has Concluded To Disown Him For Belonging To Eckankar by pmm3(m): 9:36pm On Oct 14, 2018
Hi Guys..I love this headline...Now let me give you a brief explanation about What Eckankar is all about........And am a Proud member of Eckankar.

There so many religions in the world like Buddah,Krishna,muslim, Christianity,Eckankar and so on...all have there own different belief but all centres on LOVE and Love is God and God is Love...God itsef has no religion.

Eckankar is a Two letterword *ECK* which means HOLY SPIRIT and *ANKAR* means THE WAY....Eckankar is a path of spiritually freedom...It is the religion of the Light and Sound of God .......

In Eckankar,We have masters which we call the *ECK MASTER* They are the living embodiment of God,they are the physical and spiritual master...The Current Eck master is Sri Harold Klemp and there are so many others....They help ready souls find there ways on its own path back to God...tHey are the way showers.They communicat to us through so many mediums like Prayer,dreams,soul travel and so on...

in Eckankar ,we learn how to Use the Most sacred name of God which is the word *HU*....HU is a love song to God and is not just for we Eckist ,its meant for Everyone who is willing to give it a try.......*HU* is pronounced as *HUe* and we chantin it like this - *HUUUuuuuuuuu*.......This is how Eckankar prays.....When singin this love song,We sit relaxed,put attention on the THIRD EYES which is located at the forehead which is regarded as THE SIT OF SOUL.....this is the eye we humans use to explor the inner worlds of God....then we slowly chant the *HU*......

In Eckankar we teach about Karma and Reincarnation...We dont believe in the concept of Hell Fire cos it doesn't exist......Karma is the law of cause and effect...Reincarnation has to with one reborn after death.....
Beleiv it or not we all have been here before many life times still searchin for a way to get back Home to God...

To sum it up.... Christianity is not the only part to God,Jesus christ belongs to no religion,Jesus teachings centres on LOVE and he didnt teach its followers to criticise any religion ........We all are created in the image and likeness of God......

So from what i read above.....its unfair that people conclude without further investigation,Life is full of so many challenges....Theres nothing secret about Eckankar.

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Health / Re: Masturbation: I Think I Have PE And ED, I'm Just 20 by pmm3(m): 12:58am On Jul 06, 2018
my brother chill...as a matter of fact your case is not critical....talkin from experience...Ur panickin and dat leads to psychological problem,the thing is that your watchin porn alot,masturbate alot thereby causing harm to your stuff.....i will advice you go to a pharmacy ,they will prescrip a drug that will help u relax owk you will be fyn in no tym....this ur probs is more like losin virginity sha.....u will be alryt trust me bro
Forum Games / Re: Riddle: How Many Cars Need To Be Moved In This Riddle? by pmm3(m): 9:16am On Jan 25, 2018
8. 2. 4. 10. 7
NYSC / Re: 2017 NYSC Batch B Stream 1 Call Up Letters Are Out. Indicate Your State Here by pmm3(m): 5:38pm On Nov 17, 2017
Hi.. Am sokoto... Add me up lets knw each other 08033724068
Jokes Etc / Presidential Rats For Sale by pmm3(m): 11:40pm On Aug 25, 2017
BONANZA! BONANZA! BONANZA!..... Buy 1 and GEt 3 Free... Pure quality stock RATs lyk NO Other.. Will be sharing 10 free RATS to the First 10 comment

Jokes Etc / Crazy Chatss by pmm3(m): 12:13am On Jul 18, 2017

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Family / Re: Why Do Poor People In Our Society Like Having Plenty Kids? by pmm3(m): 10:39pm On Sep 18, 2016
I thougt the bible said 'Go into the world am multiply'...i think they are stil playin by the rules..they worship God the most..
Religion / 'love' And 'fear' by pmm3(m): 12:12pm On Jun 24, 2016
which of this statement is the most correct one(with reasons)..... 1)The fear of God is the beginig of wisdom..( can you lov something wen u fear dat thing??-or rather can u love your father when you fear him??) OR 2)The love of God is the begining of wisdom..
Jokes Etc / Akpors Again by pmm3(m): 7:11pm On Jan 31, 2013
AKPORS FIRST DAY AT SCH.

Teacher:There wil be an elementary science test nextweek.
Contary to his nature,akpors read his books from cover to cover like no man's busines.On test day,teacher line up about 5 birds,coverin each with a piece of cloth so only there legs ar visible
Question 1:lookin at the leg of this birds,write down it common name's,species,family,zoological name,habitat etc.
After abt 20mins of frustration nd not writin down anytin,Akpors storm to the teacher's desk and slams his blank sheet in front of the teacher.'Sir,this test no make sense! Am goin home
Teacher:what a rude boy!!com bck here.what is ur name?Akpors raises his trouser and points to his leg:'Oya u too,look at my leg,tel me my name,my surnam,where i dey live,whic tribe i com from.

GOOD EVENIN PALZ!!

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Jokes Etc / True Facts 'bout Akpors by pmm3(m): 11:05pm On Jan 30, 2013
If Akpors was Adam,he wil neva let God take his rib 2 creat eve

If Akpors was Abel,he wil neva let himself get killed by cain

If Akpors was a Bokoharam member,he wil neva let his body blow off with the bomb

If Akpors was a Rapist,He wil neva contact S.T.D

If Akpors was an slowpoke, he wil neva let himself be intimidiated by an slowpoke/non-slowpoke

If Akpors was a vegeterian,he wil alway eat meat secretly

If Akpors was a Rat,he wil neva b caught/Killed by the Cat

If Akpors was a Christmas goat,He for don escape sinc "idiots com kil mak i c"

If Akpors was a Hen/fowl,he wil neva let himself get killed,bt if unfortunatly killd,he wil nev let Childrens eat his Head

If Akpors handwork was 4.1.9,he for don dupe almost every1 both 4.1.9 members/non-4.1.9

If Akpors was a lawyer, he for don sue evry1 even a beggar

If Akpors was a Criminal,he wil neva let himself get caught talk more of executed

If Akpors was a manufactura,there wil be thremendous scarcity of commodity

If Akpors was an Ant,he wil be the most laziest ant ever seen/known

If Akpors was a clock,he for don deciev evry1

If Akpors was a Refree,the winnin team wil b playin 10 against 6 player,stadium empty

If Akpors was a Bed,na only young girl go sleep on him..

If Akpor war a solider,he wil be carry Gun wit no bullet

If Akpors was a conductor,he wil collect ur money wont giv u change,if u complain, 1 slap

If Akpors was a fool,akpor has alwayz been a fool or ARE U A LEARNER?......

Post yours on comment :-) Hapi viewin
Jokes Etc / WARNING => Please Don't Read by pmm3(m): 10:12pm On Jan 29, 2013
A guy went to a resturant

and ordered for .......... And

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two ''''''''' and """""".when

he waz asked 2 pay /\/\¤~~~.

The guy - -"- -''- - and gav

the waiter a dirty @'^'@...

The boss of the resturant

cam out and asked the guy

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DIDN'T I TEL U NOT TO READ

I KNOW U WIL REGRET READIN IT
Jokes Etc / Re: Two Foolish Galz by pmm3(m): 6:51pm On Jan 23, 2013
lolz
Jokes Etc / Two Foolish Galz by pmm3(m): 7:53pm On Jan 22, 2013
..TWO FOOLISH GALZ....

1ST.GAL=>What are you doin here?u didn't go to work 2day
2ND.GAL=>I did,bt i heard a good newz so i want to tell my best friend first
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1ST.GAL=>Na lie,i don't believe you
2ND.GAL=>Let thunder fire who dey lie
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1ST.GAL=>Whatz the problem?
2ND.GAL=>Hmmmm..At the time i realised wat was goin on,it waz only just a DREAM...

Lolz cool...TWO FOOLISH GALZ....

FOR COMMENTZ CHOOS ANY OF THE ALPHABET BELOW..

Asmiley FUNNY

Bsmiley LITTLE FUNNY

Csmiley YOU TRYD

Dsmiley NOT FUNNY

Esmiley STALE

Fsmiley BORIN

...D 1 u choose determine hw much pple wil cherish wt ever u do in lif...
Jokes Etc / Re: What This Words Really Means... by pmm3(m): 7:08am On Jan 22, 2013
Gud 1 bro

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Jokes Etc / Re: Check Your Name In Japanese Language by pmm3(m): 10:09am On Jan 19, 2013
Mark-rinkashime
Religion / Re: Quote Me, Pastors Use Juju To Hold Their Members! --- Guru Maharaj Ji’s by pmm3(m): 4:59pm On Jan 15, 2013
Believ it or nt,we r gifted wif different abilitiez...if u tink thtz nt true,then quote me wrong!
Music/Radio / Re: Share The Most Emotional Songs You Ever Heard by pmm3(m): 4:53pm On Jan 15, 2013
Mine is "Think 'bout u" by frank ocean and "Heart attack" by Trey songz
Jokes Etc / Re: I Need Friends Here by pmm3(m): 5:23am On Jan 15, 2013
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Jokes Etc / Re: Mr Akpors Again!!! by pmm3(m): 11:13pm On Jan 11, 2013
Borin.. Borin..
Romance / Re: What Will You Do If You Find Charm In Your Partner‘s possession? by pmm3(m): 9:36pm On Dec 27, 2012
Nufin ..jus let him be,let him livez his life the way he wantz..nt my prblm
Nairaland / General / Re: What Have You Gained Through Nairaland In This Outgoing Year 2012 by pmm3(m): 6:17pm On Dec 27, 2012
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Thty wt i hav learnt
Literature / Re: Write Your Life Story In 6 Words by pmm3(m): 6:12pm On Dec 27, 2012
"learn to listen,listen to learn"

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Jokes Etc / Akporz Ans 2 Corruption and Bribery by pmm3(m): 8:00pm On Dec 21, 2012
Teacher->what is corruption??
Akpors->corruption is when two or more pples ar been fooled by a group of intelligent thieves that hav 1 comon interest havin 1 person 2 represent them
Teacher->what is bribery??
Akpors->sir,no need 2 explain bribery coz where ther is corruption,bribery is already involved..both ar brodaz sir
Teacher->what ar dey meritz of corrupion??
Akpors->sir,they r many ooO..{1}improvez party/club buildin commitee {2} employ jobz 4 d unemployed citizens lyk gud mechanize stealin,kidnappin nd soön {3}improv production of hard drugs {4}bring riches 2 the country {5}most importantly,make al dreamz come throug..
Teacher->what ar d demerits of corruption?
Akpors->correction sir,its demerit nt demerits coz it has only 1 demerit..sir,the demerit is tht person no go dey hapi if the corruption company is been shut down.
Teacher->from ur own point of view,wt do u tink we shud do 2 stop corruption?
Akpors->simple questn sir,jus mak me d president nd al dreams shal com 2 past..
Teacher->akpors,u r d most intelligent illiterate i hav eva met al my lif..
Akpors->thank u vry much sir,God bles u sir......bt as 4 d illiterate way u just calld me,i go tak am coz intelligent dey 4 d back..
Hahahahahahaha
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Politics / Re: What Role Do We Play To Reduce Corruption In Nigeria? by pmm3(m): 7:15pm On Dec 21, 2012
;DCorruption is a nature somtin bt can stop throug dis method..d simplest way is 2 mak me d President ;DCorruption is a nature somtin bt can stop throug dis method..d simplest way is 2 mak me d President
Health / Re: Ladies,how Do You Dispose Your Used Sanitary Pad. by pmm3(m): 7:04pm On Dec 21, 2012
Dis is a very damn nice topic..2 b frank wif u al,i don't lyk d way wey dem dey dispose am coz 4 dey place wey i liv,our pit pipe dey block alwayz..mayb becoz d nam of d tin na 'always'..wen eva d pit pipe block,we go open am com c 1 stupid pad wey dey mak us lose so much strength in diggin d pipe,me i no lyk am 4 any reason..Galz i advise u 2 stop flushin it in the toilet,find anoda meanz...thtz al i can say

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Health / Re: Tele Ikuru Expelled HIV-Positive Mother From Flood Camp & She Died by pmm3(m): 6:44pm On Dec 21, 2012
Although wt he did waz heartlez,am nt happy wif tht but everytin happenz 4 a reason
Nairaland / General / Re: If World Ends Today, Who Do You Wish To Meet In After-life? by pmm3(m): 5:31pm On Dec 21, 2012
D world can neva eva come 2 an end..lather it keep regenelatin
Jokes Etc / Re: psalm23 joke by pmm3(m): 11:55pm On Dec 02, 2012
som ppl r vry stupid nd childis..

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