folake4u:



The service charge is crazyyyyyyy!!!!
We haven't even talked about the flood during rainy season. Entering flood going to work and coming back home. Agungi and environs come to mind. E remain make them do boat for that side, make we kuku know say na Noah's Ark regime we dey.

Seeeeeeee!!! My face was burning and my whole body itching. Island water is a No No for me please.

I stand with my Mainland.

To truly enjoy the Island, you need money. You need money to stay in those estates with 24/7 light. This electricity tariff we are crying over, some Island people have been paying more since 1902! Once you wake, bills start hitting you. If you are broke there, hunger and depression go almost finish you.

Let's not talk about Agungi's flood, please.

I enter the Island to flex and leave. We have the means to live there comfortably, but I outgrew it and decided not to go back.

folake4u:


Sameeeeeeeeee omg!!!!

For this same Lagos mainland, it is the street agberos and keke maruwa riders that call me "fine girl" till I start blushing or hype me or when I'm lost, they hold my hand and help cross road.

Imagine staying at Ajah and your workplace na VI or Yaba, Ajah traffic go first wound you.
Mtchewww!

Me kuku stayed at Lekki when I came to Lagos. Fake life everywhere and unnecessarily expensive. The water sef is brown. It was too bad that my white panties I had turned brown, I threw it away. How can somebody be buying 20 bags of sachet water and you'd be using to bathe and cook despite the "water treatment" available.

Na life be that?

Yes oh, ATTACK!!!!!!!!! As e dey pain them, e dey sweet us.

These are some of the sides they don't talk about. Or you will be paying exorbitant fees to treat water. If you have stabilised, then you can take such expense. But not a young person or average family. He keeps saying crawcraw, he has a higher chance of getting crawcraw with that Island water hard water. My skin reacted badly. I was always red and itching.

Proserpina:
That's what he wanted to make it seem like (fighting for the brotherhood) but the truth is he is just angry and wants to pick a bone with you. I think this is the second time I will see you two clash and he started both.

Hmmmmm we must investigate the cause of this anger. Why the hate? What's with him? You know him before? because I don't understand how someone will be angry with an online monicker o. 🤷

I hope he will come out to say what his problem really is someday.

Lol the lies they tell themselves to feel better

Hahahaha! Most of them carry a grudge after I give them hot. His own na because I tell am say living at Sangotedo doesn't make him better than people living on the mainland, Lagos.

I no lie na.

folake4u:


Sangotedo wey traffic and bad road been wan kill them? Leemao.

Before coming to Lagos, I used to hear "Oh you're ajebo, you can't stay on the Mainland" and I was thinking folks staying there are suffering or so.

Thank God for my "good head" and your advice too oh. I wash hand comot Island and fake life. Wetin be that?

I have never seen you broke-shame anybody, so he's just saying nonsense. Just pure bitterness and vile to women on the internet.

He needs to tip the photographer extra for adding small beauty.

I heard that a lot too and I thought I will be fighting agberos daily on the mainland. Or that the sun is hotter on the mainland. If you have to commute everyday, there are places on the Island that are the same or even farther distances than living on the mainland.

I think he tried to drag me for not having any Island living-experience and I told him I stayed at Lekki Phase1 and Oniru, so I know how expensive it is and I don't recommend it for young people starting life on an average income. Naso baba carry me for mind and me sef carry am. The best form of defence is attack.🤪🤪🤪

Jecci:
Forget all these Alfa mail. That was how one I have on my status everyday he says women are this and that
That they are gold diggers, lazy and entitled this and that. So I told him enough of all these your talks abeg everytime Nigeria girls did this and did that say if woman no dey favour am he should go and date his fellow man abeg.

I am sure the both of them will bring something to the table.
If woman no favor you date your fellow man abeg instead of coming online every eke market day to disturb our peace

It is very simple.
If you feel marriage no go favour you and we bring nothing, leave us for men wey wan marry. Wetin be your problem with single women and their flower age?

I won't let them be o. As far as Nairaland is concerned, na me and them whenever I have the time.

folake4u:


Yes. The dude is bitter and angry.

Person wey dey call Poco "old hag", four fingers dey point back to am. I don see him pictures. Life tuff for am.

Even that him DP sef, he suppose tip the photographer extra for adding filters here and there...

Omo! I am shocked I won't lie.

My first encounter with this guy, he was claiming people on the mainland are exposed to harsh life, ill training and we don't meet elites. Added that he stays at Sangotedo. I quoted him to ask which elite he has met and how it has improved his quality of life.

In 2024 he comes to tell lies of me brokeshaming him and claiming to live at highbrow areas. You sef know me. When you been dey come Lagos, first thing I told you was to avoid Island and any fake life in Lagos. I will be the last person to drag someone for staying on the mainland. But he goes about playing victim and claiming "brokeshaming". That is how they give a dog bad name to kill it.

I done see im face sha. E no worth my energy and I don't mean to sound immodest.

Proserpina:
Like! with all the years on Nl insults from people like him don't come close! Gone are the days people are so creative and intelligent with brawls. The days when I will be angry days after the insults because I only got to understand the gravity of what was said later. Days you have to keep dictionary close when you see a brawl coming. Lol 😂😂😂 . I have been here days when idioms are used to express displeasure, some would even fly over my head and I would know the gravity of what was said by other people's reactions .

So I laugh when people like the overgrown baby hyperventilating on this thread try to throw insults. You mean I should be mad at words like ENP, Slut, hag and whatever kindergarten derogatory words he uses? Lol 😂😂😂😂 No nah!

He and his type are nothing but play things They are for whiling away time

Funny that the person I quoted originally, as much as I was pissed at how he turned a harmless thread to anti-single women, I wouldn't have gone out of my way to insult him. He doesn't do it to me most times and it is not even in my character to do it either. I will rather play around it and wear you out.

All for this werey to jump out of nowhere to buy market that is not his. Make e getaut abeg. Where was he when it was fiercer and female users were deactivating per second? Any lady wey never deactivate for NL in 2024, no be this kind insult go shake am na.

If e like, he should come back.

Proserpina:
Oh I get it now... He wan level up

To be honest, I believe the dude is being unnecessarily bitter and angry. He can't see others doing fine that he would wish the worst on them. Imagine the nonsense a grown adult conjure in his mind... Does he know your husband? Does he even know you beyond Se.un's forum to come up with such tale? Sometimes I wonder if these guys if these guys are real or bots. The level of foolishness they type ehn.

The difference is clear, make he Sha take it easy make he no go kill himself over online women

That is the bitterness that makes his type sleep at night. We are all single and homeless. Whored away our youth and now living in regrets. If at all you are married, your husband has abandoned you. Jokers!

folake4u:


We stand gidigba.

I tire oh. Make him go face him shop abeg.

E no know.
10years on these streets as an active female user and you no strong. How kwanu?

folake4u:


Like the moo moo man that he is.

Nobody dey fear am for here.
No be us im send money for purchase.

folake4u:


😂😂

Watch him crawl back...

Jecci:
They always claim that marriage is a scam but if both gender lose their spouse you can guess who will run to remarry first because they always need to be looked after like a children.

Marriage benefits them alot but they will come online and be saying something else.

That is how they will come online and be saying once you are 28 you are expired deceiving small girls making them believe marriage is their sole purpose in life and they have failed if they don't find a man

But when ladies rush and marry wrong, they say oh, Nigerian ladies see marriage as poverty allevation. They bring nothing to the table.

Every lady should do what is best for her. If you find a good man before their cut off age of 25, by all means do. If not, keep working on yourself. Some of us were above 25 and we met responsible men who treat us right.

Now, it's time to take a bow and return home

This should be like the 100th time...

Proserpina:
He's soooooo easy to toy with
Full of emotions and hot blood

I honestly asked an innocent question

Naso e dey do. He feels he knows how to insult. At some point someone becomes immune to these insults and look upon them like play things. I no get work today and he made a good pet. He on his part has claimed to be busy but spent the day here begging old hags to fight him.

Proserpina:
You really did a lot on him Since morning. Poor dude come dey share screenshot of transactions

It Screams....

"I am trying too, don't undermine me" Eyan lemi na nah

When they start sharing information you didn't ask for just know you are hitting them right

He talk say my husband would rather be in prison than with me and he has abandoned me. I come show am evidence say I be sugarbaby o. No think am. Naso e post receipt wey them take restock shop. Hmm!

It is well. He is trying truly...

Only that my own is not for purchase.
Na for enjoyment

If you like, underline the insults, it still doesn't slap.

Proserpina:
Answer a simple question Mallam and stop acting like Oshodi Chris Brown

Is your coat yellow or cream?

Lol! Without insults, dude cannot last 5mins in a banter. I love how you ladies are handling with a smile. He needs to learn how it is done.

Proserpina:
Even a blind person knows that's Yellow.

I no blame am .. nah the beatings he chop dey blind him eyes

You Sha make person upload him "bank statement" to proof a point. Okay oooo 😄😄

#JusticeforMrYellowCoat

Someone just said this to me...

Jecci:
Don't tell me that one is still hanging around 😂😂😂😂
Very weak punchlines and crude way of reasoning they have.

That is how they will be shouting on top their voices that they need a good woman.

If you see the way they treat the good women you go say God forbid you will never be a good woman

One was trying to convince me that they celebrate and cherish good women. The same guys that are always on FP saying marriage is a scam that doesn't benefit men. How exactly do you cherish your wife with this mentality?

For you to cherish someone, you have to believe they complement you. Or am I missing something?

You go cry tire.

Now, I'll take my leave along with my BELT.

Go sell for shop abeg. Make you fit knack.

Proserpina:


See as Poco dey beat old man left right and center

If not for anything, respect that yellow coat abi nah suit


I don't like this at all

He said it is cream. Lord knows that is yellow.


Is cream not close to off white? Lol!

Somebody should please tell those two other WITCHES to quote me if they want to get involved.

I get all of una time today.

Now he is begging for attention.

Jecci:
These ones are small fries sef if we could conquer the days of donstan and his crew that year 😂😂😂

Those ones don fight single ladies tire dem don logout go face their miserable lives

These ones sef don't know how to troll very weak punchlines

He doesn't know!!!
That one is still around in another clothing. If you look well, you will identify him. Same pattern, same affiliations.

The punchlines are stale. But he thinks he is up to something.

folake4u:

He should take several seats please.

He would hear.

Yes, I and my wife are on a KNACKING SPREE. Now, that's #Case_closed.

knacking spree:


As stated previously, I refuse to discuss my knack life with an old witch.

Say all you want, I won't be tempted....

If you push hard enough, you will get what you want.

Jecci:
Hahahahaha you don finish the werey and he is just bleating like a goat.
They think they are the only ones that have the monopoly of insulting single ladies online.

It is their first point of insult and I deliberately indulge them without disapproving (first). I wonder if all the women in their lives are married and the obsession with NL single women.

folake4u:


😂😂😂😂

Na the Access Bank "Purchase" comment weak me.

Na for purchase na.
Maybe he thought mine is for purchase too.

folake4u:


Sweet fantasy!

Big Big E for Energy!!!!!!

Normal na!
Naso we dey do for here.
E no need come squeeze face for shop.

ravensckar_beg_for_knack:
Lucky me, I already have 2 kids; a girl & a boy.

My wife has since done 'family planning' and we're on a knacking spree.

Ermmm...

ravensckar_beg_for_knack:
. If by chance she now prepares my favourite meal, I must give her better knacking to show my appreciation. Men no get problem, it's you women that don't understand us.

So much for not talking about his marital sex life. The lies they tell when they are cornered.

ravensckar_beg_for_knack:
I l

And if she on her part says the words to me, then I'll suspect too that she's up to something. Perhaps, she wants to empty my wallet.

In summary, saying I love you isn't just our thing in Africa. But for those of us who love our spouse, we always have a way of showing it.

No wonder na. They only say I love you to him when it is time for purchase.

Biko I love you is our own thing here o.
It is Words of Affirmation.

Go and do arrange purchase biko.

Make you fit help am sell for today knack.

Oh! After insulting men during the day, you'll crawl to their beds at night to become a "play thing". Hanty Old witch! 

But it can get to this level?
You must be a ______.

If it is not marriage-shaming, it is slut-shaming or sex-shaming and somehow you think I will back off?