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Romance / Re: I Helped A Guy Today And I Was Glad I Did by pocohantas(f): 5:17pm On Jul 28
1Sharon:
I know it's a corporate baddie you wished you married but a trader of harmful bleaching creams is all you qualified for.

No worry, if you get small money like Ja.rus, that corporate baddie will be attainable.


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1Sharon:
You'd mentioned me before now just to insult me and I ignored you and in your mind you thought you scored and bullied me into silence.

Thank you for setting the record straight. Same reason I responded to him. I see his mentions and ignore. Instead of him to go rest, he started bragging that I am scared of him. Ain't no one scared of the husband of a bleaching cream seller.


1Sharon:


That's what I thought! I've called your bluff. Toothless braggart !


With that, I'm out! ๐Ÿงน

E no reach!!!

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Travel / Re: Memoirs From Chile by pocohantas(f): 3:01pm On Jul 27
tensazangetsu20:


Lol mine na the fear of being tagged cause i have some of my co workers on my profile as connections. If I am tagged somewhere else they will see the notification grin grin

It is allowed. I deleted mine and I don't even earn as much as you do. Guys were falling in love with me and I am trying to stay faithful. So I let it go for now.
Romance / Re: I Helped A Guy Today And I Was Glad I Did by pocohantas(f): 1:39pm On Jul 27
ravensckar:
That's all for today!

Until next Friday when your mental breakdown will resurface again. I know you enjoy the little attention that you get from me, it makes you feel like you're still relevant.

Sorry girl, I've got other things to do. wink wink

#Picks_tooth.

You finally run?

Next time no hype yourself o. Nobody is scared of you. You are not even in the top 20 ruthless Nlders. You think it is by shouting fck object?

Taah, getaut. Oko Oni Bleaching Cream. grin

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Romance / Re: I Helped A Guy Today And I Was Glad I Did by pocohantas(f): 1:37pm On Jul 27
Your unlicensed wife dey sell gluthatione, you dey online dey brag say babes dey fear you.

Delulu

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Romance / Re: I Helped A Guy Today And I Was Glad I Did by pocohantas(f): 1:34pm On Jul 27
ravensckar:
Hey! Selling bleaching cream and pills is my wife's hustle. Don't joke with it please! That's what pays the bills! cheesy cheesy

Yes, my bragging right is dragging trolls that want to mess with me online. I'm unashamedly proud of it. I wear it like a badge. If not, your minions would have invaded this thread by now in solidarity. But you can see they all stayed away for fear of my wrath. Just like Aretino said in his address to the Papacy; "may God spare you all from Aretino's pen...." cheesy cheesy cheesy

Thirdly, you can be whoever you want to be; "a highly maintained se.x doll" An expensive "plaything" "a pampered overgrown foo.l". Just whatever you want to be. It's not my place to judge you.

You're the one with the over bloated sense of importance who thinks I give two fvcks about her existence. Frankly, I don't. Just no bring your madness reach my side. cheesy cheesy cheesy

Did I mention you first?
Now you no wan judge? Shebi you talk say I dey fear you? I go dey fear who im wife dey sell bleaching cream? Nobody stayed away for the fear of your wrath. Na me you mention and na me answer you. You no reach!!! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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Romance / Re: I Helped A Guy Today And I Was Glad I Did by pocohantas(f): 1:23pm On Jul 27
ravensckar:
Yinmu!

Again, make whatever claim that you want to, you're still nothing more than a "pampered and highly maintained se.x doll" who only offers fvck to her husband. Plato was right when he said "the worst form of deception is self deception". cheesy cheesy

It it was back then that I haven't known your antics, I would have fallen for your trap by revealing what strides and progress I've made in my line of job or how I've been able to help some nairalanders (most of whom can attest to that). But no, I refuse to be tempted! grin grin

And ehm, yes, it's my bragging right that I never spare trolls. Anybody wey do anyhow reach where I dey, him go see anyhow. cheesy cheesy cheesy

1) I don't sell bleaching cream and pills, Sir.

2) My bragging right is not dragging people like gen online.

3) Currently I manage up to 10 partners. All in Europe. I just switch between businesses to monitor. You no reach to defame me. I have paid my dues while maintianing high ETHICS.

4) Yes, I am a pampered sex doll. I have the best of both worlds. A good job and a man who delivers his polling unit. ๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿฅฐ

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Romance / Re: I Helped A Guy Today And I Was Glad I Did by pocohantas(f): 1:06pm On Jul 27
ravensckar:
Now that you've taken the bait, I think it's time to open your yansh finally.

Firstly, any right thinking person with half a brain cell would find it antithetical to believe you have a career or a life. Especially since you alluded to being a "housewife who only offers fvck" to her husband. cheesy

I am not you whose bragging right is dragging people like gen. Any right thinking person knows what I do.

https://www.nairaland.com/7265929/9-months-experience-non-tech-remote

https://www.nairaland.com/7247062/remote-work-hope-non-tech-nigerians

I have contributed my capital to Nairaland. Shared my road map and even my Google Drive resource was once on this Nairaland.

Try as you may, you can't open my nyash. People before you have tried. I am still standing. Would never fall. grin grin

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Romance / Re: I Helped A Guy Today And I Was Glad I Did by pocohantas(f): 12:41pm On Jul 27
ravensckar:
He he he he he! Lamentations from a cerebral destitute. See as you type epistle full ground on top typographical error. Olodo Evening Newspaper with eczema infested kpekus. cheesy cheesy cheesy

Which part of my reply alluded to my wife bleaching or smelling? Lolz. Your brain must really be overheating for you not to know what a slip of hand or typographical error is.

I don't blame you though, you're a cerebral destitute who only reasons with her eczema infested kpekus. Low budget Blessing C.E.O a.k.a "pampered se.x doll" "highly maintained plaything". cheesy cheesy cheesy


Now to your useless jibes at housewives, which I have intentionally ignored for 2 reasons.

1) I have respect for housewives as they contribute a lot of balance to the ecosystem. It is a perfect arrangment if practised respectfully by both parties. Sadly Nigerians do not appreciate and respect them.

2) That insult holds no credence. My career life has never been hidden on this forum. Currently I work remotely as a Business ____________ for a UK based tech firm. So yes, you are right that I stay-at-home, but I don't need to step out of my house to earn. Neither do I have to sell cancer of the skin to support him.

My source of income is ethical, moral, legal and poses no medical or economic damage to the society. I hope your supportive wife can say same with her full chest.




I am highly maintained. You are correct. You can't get a man like Mine selling bleaching cream and pills. You mean as he met me that day and asked, "What do you do?", I will na say I sell SKIN WHITENING? E get as e be na. grin

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Romance / Re: I Helped A Guy Today And I Was Glad I Did by pocohantas(f): 12:27pm On Jul 27
ravensckar:
I thought you said your husband is "Odogwu?" a.k.a Pablo. cheesy cheesy cheesy


Yes, those stuff are part of what my wife sells in her shop. She smells to full-time housewives like you who are nothing but se.x dolls to their husbands.

It's her business and means of livelihood, and na from there she take dey support me. Unlike you wey dey offer only eczema infested kpekus and lapalapa yansh to your husband. Mehn! cheesy cheesy cheesy

It is not surprising she smells. Most ladies that bleach stink.


Anyway, so after mentioning Kamala Harris and co, na bleaching pills your own wife dey sell? No wonder you didn't include her. I don't blame her at all, I blame the ladies that would ingest and rub anything to be fair. Even if they destroy their internal organs in the process.

Funny enough just yesterday I was conversing with my friend on how ladies are ingesting these pills with reckless abandon. Planned making a post but I was lazy to, but now we are here. No difference between your wife and a drug dealer. The number of deaths that would directly connected to her business in the nearest future is enough to make any ethical person choose selling okporoko over that nonsense you are proud of.

I am sure she is nowhere close to being a LICENSED esthetician, but she is selling GLUTATHIONE that reduces the production of MELANIN. I hope she educates them on its withdrawal symptoms, long term usage, dietary demands and adverse effect for pregnant women?

Doctors should get ready in 2034+. Customers wa pa. All thanks to your supportive wife. Supporting skin cancer all the way. grin grin

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Politics / Re: Ifeanyi Patrick Ubah is dead! (Anambra South Senator dies at 52) by pocohantas(f): 11:44am On Jul 27
Mehn! This is shocking.

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Romance / Re: I Helped A Guy Today And I Was Glad I Did by pocohantas(f): 11:15am On Jul 27
ravensckar:
Upon all your hullaballoo, no one knows who the fvck your husband is.

PS- you can tell your mod to ban me again. I care less!

Why should anyone know who he is?
Did I tell you he is Dangote or famous? Thinking he has to be Dangote is the same reason you convinced yourself staying at Sangotedo would improve the quality of your social network. How has that worked out? Shey you still cannot afford to move out of your humid flat due to high rent? And your wife is selling bleaching pills to knuckleheaded women who would do anything for light skin.

See as person wife dey sell cancer of the skin.
Everywhere "WHITENING". grin grin grin

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Romance / Re: I Helped A Guy Today And I Was Glad I Did by pocohantas(f): 8:04pm On Jul 26
ravensckar:
FVCKERHANTAS!

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As I should.
Cursed be the day he comes online to type an epistle that he doesn't get fcked until he comes to frown at my shop like you do before your wife fcks you. ๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿฅฐ

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Romance / Re: I Helped A Guy Today And I Was Glad I Did by pocohantas(f): 7:58pm On Jul 26
ravensckar:
Nothing to be surprised about actually, fck is the only thing that you can offer. cheesy cheesy cheesy

You're nothing more than a "living se.x doll". You did really learn well from Blessing C.E.O, at least you're proud of your hustle.

I don bookmark this your comment, let me hear you insult any hardworking man on this forum...

Please bookmark it. And while at it, stop crying more than the bereaved. I thought by the time you are done, I will be crying. But I am here, chilling and sipping my caprisun

Why?

Because I am the sex doll of a man whose bragging right isn't dragging people like tiger gen online. I am sure your sex doll is cutting canoe soap to sell at her shop now.

Naso life be.

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Romance / Re: I Helped A Guy Today And I Was Glad I Did by pocohantas(f): 7:42pm On Jul 26
ravensckar:
It just dawned on me that I don't need to drag you any further, destiny has done that to you already. cheesy cheesy cheesy

You were born into a life of SERVITUDE. You'll probably die a DOORMAT.

Hanty "Sugarbaby" "pampered fvck object" "Expired Evening Newspaper" "Highly maintained plaything". cheesy cheesy cheesy

That is me. If I don't fck him, who will?
He is entitled to his conjugal right. So I dey knack nonsense commot for im head.


Anything else? grin grin

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Romance / Re: I Helped A Guy Today And I Was Glad I Did by pocohantas(f): 7:35pm On Jul 26
ravensckar:

Simply put, you're a glorified housewife! Tufia! Exchanging words with you is tantamount to a waste of my precious time.

#I'm_Done.

Nope. I am a sugarbaby. The only wife of a rich Nigerian man.

Is there something else you wanna say?
You have been bragging? C'mon. You can't be done dude. Drag me. grin grin grin

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Romance / Re: I Helped A Guy Today And I Was Glad I Did by pocohantas(f): 7:27pm On Jul 26
ravensckar:
Blessing C.E.O wannabe don drop quote! Her only achievement in life is being a leech and she's proud of her hustle (corporate oloshoism). cheesy cheesy cheesy

It is men like you crying over leeching because you have not gotten to abundance. So any small 50k, you start crying leech. You can't berate me with eating his money, he didn't call you to complain. He would never do that. In fact, when he engaged me, he said "By the time I am done with you, your uncles will send their daughters to go marry from my village"

The money is plenty and I eat it. Yes, I am his parasite. Anything else? ๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜€

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Romance / Re: I Helped A Guy Today And I Was Glad I Did by pocohantas(f): 7:15pm On Jul 26
ravensckar:
The more you type, the more it becomes obvious that you have the I.Q of a mosquito.

So, being a parasite don become achievement? You must really be suffering from the greatest poverty of sense then. It's now crystal clear! cheesy cheesy

Na that IQ I use get who pass you. Poverty of sense is the least of my problem na. When I have a man like him, wetin I need sense for? Shebi your wife wey get sense, na your type she see marry. God abeg!


Yes, I thank God that I married my "type". A hardworking creature who isn't a leech. Perhaps that's why our marriage is working. I can't imagine myself being married to a CEREBRAL DESTITUTE who can't fend for herself.ย ย 

She can't leech what you don't have. Na inside your humid Sangotedo apartment she wan leech you? Chineke!๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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Romance / Re: I Helped A Guy Today And I Was Glad I Did by pocohantas(f): 7:07pm On Jul 26
ravensckar:
Finally, she has alluded to being a "highly maintained fvck object". That's a good start! cheesy cheesy cheesy

So, upon all your grandstanding and bellyaching, you're nothing but a parasite who feeds off a man? Orisirisi! cheesy cheesy cheesy?

Gbam! Exactly! I dey chop im money gwogwo!
I no fit dey sell Caro White and Tura when im gather put. Na my grandstanding make me hook man like am. Left your type for your wife.

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Romance / Re: I Helped A Guy Today And I Was Glad I Did by pocohantas(f): 6:58pm On Jul 26
ravensckar:
Look at this CEREBRAL DESTITUTE whose only achievement in life is being "pampered" by a man. Lolz. You really have an over bloated sense of importance! cheesy cheesy cheesy

Yes, my achievement is being pampered by him. If you were doing same, your wife wouldn't be selling Caro White and denying you sex and food in your home. That you had to go to squeeze face at her shop. Try pampering her too and see if you will be here to whine over another man's woman.

Keep my username out of your fingers. I no dey fear you o.

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Romance / Re: I Helped A Guy Today And I Was Glad I Did by pocohantas(f): 5:39pm On Jul 26
ravensckar:
Who is this mental asylum escapee? angry angry angry

Don't be ashamed of your miserable life, quote me with your main moniker if you dare. cheesy cheesy

Pocohantas and her minions have been avoiding me ever since I dragged all of them like TIGER GENERATOR.

By the way, you type like someone with a leaky brain. I think I can guess who you are. But no worry, I won't cast you just yet. cheesy cheesy cheesy

I, Pocohantas, would NEVER avoid anyone, let alone you. Definitely not out of fear. You no reach who I go fear for this Nairaland. You no reach men wey I done handle for this forum. I don't even rate you enough to do that and there is not a single MALE Nlder I am scared of. I finished with you and moved on.

I fit RESPECT man and na based on intelligence and doings. Both of which you lack. Not because e dey drag tiger generator.

Please, get it straight and quit crying.

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Music/Radio / Re: All Money From Video I Made Using Mike Ejeagha's Song Goes To Him - Brain Jotter by pocohantas(f): 2:41pm On Jul 24
airsaylongcome:


Not a fan of Brain jotter but I think it's a good thing he's funneling the funds to the man. However there was a valid Copyright case and it's not right for you to call it idiotic

He is not funneling the funds to the man. Youtube and co have Copyright laws in place that automatically pays the owner of the song. The people that were crying are only being selective. On same platform we have danced to many Nigerian and foreign songs for videos. From PSquare's Busybody to Stormrex. Nobody told anyone to go give PSquare money.

So they should rest. Brain Jotter didn't make a sample of the song, neither did he remix it. There was NO copyright case.

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Family / Re: Nigerians Donate โ‚ฆ4.2M To Quadruplets Family by pocohantas(f): 1:52pm On Jul 24
Blessings to everyone that came through for them. People think I am averse to God's blessings when I say I don't want twins or multiple birth. Two kids, one by one is perfect for me, coupled with the dwindling economy.

Just look at her eyebags. They need at least 3 nannies. From the stress of pregnancy to the lactating stage. I wish them strength!

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Celebrities / Re: My Life Changed When I Met You โ€“ Temi Otedola To Mr Eazi by pocohantas(f): 11:54am On Jul 21
femi4:
You don't know about her past relationship. She doesn't flaunt them like cuppy

You have spoken well. This is the exact reason babes do not post a man until they are married and same men will come on Nairaland to complain. Temi is only posting Eazi because they were engaged and now married.

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Family / Re: Outrage As Mother Fixes Nails, Eyelashes, Wig For Little Daughter (video) by pocohantas(f): 5:38pm On Jul 20
Esthered:


Shouldn't we blame the school that doesn't have a standard for haircut?
Some people see me as old school especially being a millenial for not giving my 30 months old son trending haircuts.

I understand your dilemma. 70% of the parents around me make their sons hair in one sort of way. As in, buns and twists o. I also don't like it, but I dey try mind my business on delicate matters. These schools just want patronage. Even the beads and colourful braids they put on the girls. I dey always wonder how they sleep at night.

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Celebrities / Re: Davido Performs At After Party Of Senator Bukola Saraki Mother's Burial In Lagos by pocohantas(f): 2:18pm On Jul 20
Sonnobax15:
lipsrsealed
Obi cubana na celebrity bodyguard to Davido abi na Davido second wife,I no just understand angry

Please know the difference between Obi Cubana and Cubana ChiefPriest.

Pic 1: Cubana ChiefPriest, Davido's pageboy.

Pic 2: Obi Cubana.

Cubana ChiefPriest once worked with Obi Cubana as the celebrity hypeman of Cubana clubs, hence the name and mixup. They don't work together anymore, but CCP retained the name.

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Family / Re: Outrage As Mother Fixes Nails, Eyelashes, Wig For Little Daughter (video) by pocohantas(f): 1:08pm On Jul 20
dapadawee:


You mean Yorubas abi.
Let me help your bigotry

I am not the cause of whatever paranoia you are suffering from. You are the only one that would read that post and think Yorubas. Sensible humans know I meant pablos and pablets.

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