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Family / Re: By Age 40 You Should Be Smart Enough To Realize This! by pocohantas(f): 6:17pm On Jun 04
Proserpina:
Like! with all the years on Nl insults from people like him don't come close! Gone are the days people are so creative and intelligent with brawls. The days when I will be angry days after the insults because I only got to understand the gravity of what was said later. Days you have to keep dictionary close when you see a brawl coming. Lol 😂😂😂 . I have been here days when idioms are used to express displeasure, some would even fly over my head and I would know the gravity of what was said by other people's reactions grin grin.

So I laugh when people like the overgrown baby hyperventilating on this thread try to throw insults. You mean I should be mad at words like ENP, Slut, hag and whatever kindergarten derogatory words he uses? Lol 😂😂😂😂 No nah!

He and his type are nothing but play things grin grin They are for whiling away time grin

Funny that the person I quoted originally, as much as I was pissed at how he turned a harmless thread to anti-single women, I wouldn't have gone out of my way to insult him. He doesn't do it to me most times and it is not even in my character to do it either. I will rather play around it and wear you out.

All for this werey to jump out of nowhere to buy market that is not his. Make e getaut abeg. Where was he when it was fiercer and female users were deactivating per second? Any lady wey never deactivate for NL in 2024, no be this kind insult go shake am na.

If e like, he should come back.


Proserpina:
Oh I get it now... He wan level up grin cheesy grin cheesy

To be honest, I believe the dude is being unnecessarily bitter and angry. He can't see others doing fine that he would wish the worst on them. Imagine the nonsense a grown adult conjure in his mind... Does he know your husband? Does he even know you beyond Se.un's forum to come up with such tale? Sometimes I wonder if these guys if these guys are real or bots. The level of foolishness they type ehn.

The difference is clear, make he Sha take it easy make he no go kill himself over online women grin grin grin

That is the bitterness that makes his type sleep at night. We are all single and homeless. Whored away our youth and now living in regrets. If at all you are married, your husband has abandoned you. Jokers!

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Family / Re: By Age 40 You Should Be Smart Enough To Realize This! by pocohantas(f): 6:09pm On Jun 04
folake4u:


We stand gidigba.

I tire oh. Make him go face him shop abeg. cheesy

E no know.
10years on these streets as an active female user and you no strong. How kwanu? grin

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Family / Re: By Age 40 You Should Be Smart Enough To Realize This! by pocohantas(f): 6:05pm On Jun 04
folake4u:


Like the moo moo man that he is.

Nobody dey fear am for here.
No be us im send money for purchase. grin

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Family / Re: By Age 40 You Should Be Smart Enough To Realize This! by pocohantas(f): 5:58pm On Jun 04
folake4u:


😂😂

Watch him crawl back...

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Family / Re: By Age 40 You Should Be Smart Enough To Realize This! by pocohantas(f): 5:58pm On Jun 04
Jecci:
They always claim that marriage is a scam but if both gender lose their spouse you can guess who will run to remarry first because they always need to be looked after like a children.

Marriage benefits them alot but they will come online and be saying something else.

That is how they will come online and be saying once you are 28 you are expired deceiving small girls making them believe marriage is their sole purpose in life and they have failed if they don't find a man

But when ladies rush and marry wrong, they say oh, Nigerian ladies see marriage as poverty allevation. They bring nothing to the table.

Every lady should do what is best for her. If you find a good man before their cut off age of 25, by all means do. If not, keep working on yourself. Some of us were above 25 and we met responsible men who treat us right.

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Family / Re: By Age 40 You Should Be Smart Enough To Realize This! by pocohantas(f): 5:55pm On Jun 04
Now, it's time to take a bow and return home

This should be like the 100th time...

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Family / Re: By Age 40 You Should Be Smart Enough To Realize This! by pocohantas(f): 5:55pm On Jun 04
Proserpina:
He's soooooo easy to toy with grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Full of emotions and hot blood grin grin grin

I honestly asked an innocent question cry

Naso e dey do. He feels he knows how to insult. At some point someone becomes immune to these insults and look upon them like play things. I no get work today and he made a good pet. He on his part has claimed to be busy but spent the day here begging old hags to fight him.

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Family / Re: By Age 40 You Should Be Smart Enough To Realize This! by pocohantas(f): 5:51pm On Jun 04
Proserpina:
You really did a lot on him grin cheesy grin Since morning. Poor dude come dey share screenshot of transactions grin grin grin

It Screams....

"I am trying too, don't undermine me" grin grin grin Eyan lemi na nah grin

When they start sharing information you didn't ask for just know you are hitting them right grin grin grin grin

He talk say my husband would rather be in prison than with me and he has abandoned me. I come show am evidence say I be sugarbaby o. No think am. Naso e post receipt wey them take restock shop. Hmm!

It is well. He is trying truly...

Only that my own is not for purchase.
Na for enjoyment

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Family / Re: By Age 40 You Should Be Smart Enough To Realize This! by pocohantas(f): 5:46pm On Jun 04
If you like, underline the insults, it still doesn't slap. grin grin

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Family / Re: By Age 40 You Should Be Smart Enough To Realize This! by pocohantas(f): 5:43pm On Jun 04
Proserpina:
grin grin grin Answer a simple question Mallam and stop acting like Oshodi Chris Brown grin

Is your coat yellow or cream? cheesy

Lol! Without insults, dude cannot last 5mins in a banter. I love how you ladies are handling with a smile. He needs to learn how it is done.

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Family / Re: By Age 40 You Should Be Smart Enough To Realize This! by pocohantas(f): 5:42pm On Jun 04
Proserpina:
Even a blind person knows that's Yellow. grin grin grin

I no blame am .. nah the beatings he chop dey blind him eyes cheesy cheesy grin grin grin

You Sha make person upload him "bank statement" to proof a point. Okay oooo 😄😄

#JusticeforMrYellowCoat angry angry


Someone just said this to me... grin grin

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Family / Re: By Age 40 You Should Be Smart Enough To Realize This! by pocohantas(f): 5:39pm On Jun 04
Jecci:
Don't tell me that one is still hanging around 😂😂😂😂
Very weak punchlines and crude way of reasoning they have.

That is how they will be shouting on top their voices that they need a good woman.

If you see the way they treat the good women you go say God forbid you will never be a good woman

One was trying to convince me that they celebrate and cherish good women. The same guys that are always on FP saying marriage is a scam that doesn't benefit men. How exactly do you cherish your wife with this mentality?

For you to cherish someone, you have to believe they complement you. Or am I missing something?

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Family / Re: By Age 40 You Should Be Smart Enough To Realize This! by pocohantas(f): 5:34pm On Jun 04
You go cry tire. grin grin

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Family / Re: By Age 40 You Should Be Smart Enough To Realize This! by pocohantas(f): 5:31pm On Jun 04
Now, I'll take my leave along with my BELT.

Go sell for shop abeg. Make you fit knack.

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Family / Re: By Age 40 You Should Be Smart Enough To Realize This! by pocohantas(f): 5:30pm On Jun 04
Proserpina:
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

See as Poco dey beat old man left right and center grin grin grin cheesy grin grin

If not for anything, respect that yellow coat abi nah suit grin grin


I don't like this at all grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

He said it is cream. Lord knows that is yellow.


Is cream not close to off white? Lol!

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Family / Re: By Age 40 You Should Be Smart Enough To Realize This! by pocohantas(f): 5:29pm On Jun 04
Somebody should please tell those two other WITCHES to quote me if they want to get involved.

I get all of una time today.


Now he is begging for attention. grin

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Family / Re: By Age 40 You Should Be Smart Enough To Realize This! by pocohantas(f): 5:27pm On Jun 04
Jecci:
These ones are small fries sef if we could conquer the days of donstan and his crew that year 😂😂😂

Those ones don fight single ladies tire dem don logout go face their miserable lives

These ones sef don't know how to troll very weak punchlines

He doesn't know!!!
That one is still around in another clothing. If you look well, you will identify him. Same pattern, same affiliations.

The punchlines are stale. But he thinks he is up to something.

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Family / Re: By Age 40 You Should Be Smart Enough To Realize This! by pocohantas(f): 5:22pm On Jun 04
folake4u:

He should take several seats please. grin grin

He would hear. grin

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Family / Re: By Age 40 You Should Be Smart Enough To Realize This! by pocohantas(f): 5:18pm On Jun 04


Yes, I and my wife are on a KNACKING SPREE. Now, that's #Case_closed. cheesy cheesy cheesy

knacking spree:


As stated previously, I refuse to discuss my knack life with an old witch.

Say all you want, I won't be tempted
.... cheesy cheesy cheesy

If you push hard enough, you will get what you want. grin grin

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Family / Re: By Age 40 You Should Be Smart Enough To Realize This! by pocohantas(f): 5:15pm On Jun 04
Jecci:
Hahahahaha you don finish the werey and he is just bleating like a goat.
They think they are the only ones that have the monopoly of insulting single ladies online.

It is their first point of insult and I deliberately indulge them without disapproving (first). I wonder if all the women in their lives are married and the obsession with NL single women.

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Family / Re: By Age 40 You Should Be Smart Enough To Realize This! by pocohantas(f): 5:14pm On Jun 04
folake4u:


😂😂😂😂

Na the Access Bank "Purchase" comment weak me. grin

Na for purchase na.
Maybe he thought mine is for purchase too.

grin grin

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Family / Re: By Age 40 You Should Be Smart Enough To Realize This! by pocohantas(f): 5:10pm On Jun 04
folake4u:


Sweet fantasy!

Big Big E for Energy!!!!!! cheesy


Normal na! grin
Naso we dey do for here.
E no need come squeeze face for shop. grin

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Family / Re: By Age 40 You Should Be Smart Enough To Realize This! by pocohantas(f): 5:05pm On Jun 04
ravensckar_beg_for_knack:
Lucky me, I already have 2 kids; a girl & a boy.

My wife has since done 'family planning' and we're on a knacking spree. cheesy cheesy cheesy

Ermmm... grin grin

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Family / Re: By Age 40 You Should Be Smart Enough To Realize This! by pocohantas(f): 5:02pm On Jun 04
ravensckar_beg_for_knack:
. If by chance she now prepares my favourite meal, I must give her better knacking to show my appreciation. Men no get problem, it's you women that don't understand us. cheesy cheesy cheesy

So much for not talking about his marital sex life. The lies they tell when they are cornered.


grin grin grin

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Family / Re: By Age 40 You Should Be Smart Enough To Realize This! by pocohantas(f): 4:59pm On Jun 04
ravensckar_beg_for_knack:
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And if she on her part says the words to me, then I'll suspect too that she's up to something. Perhaps, she wants to empty my wallet. cheesy cheesy

In summary, saying I love you isn't just our thing in Africa. But for those of us who love our spouse, we always have a way of showing it.

No wonder na. They only say I love you to him when it is time for purchase. grin grin

Biko I love you is our own thing here o.
It is Words of Affirmation.

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Family / Re: By Age 40 You Should Be Smart Enough To Realize This! by pocohantas(f): 4:53pm On Jun 04
Go and do arrange purchase biko.

Make you fit help am sell for today knack.

grin grin grin

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Family / Re: By Age 40 You Should Be Smart Enough To Realize This! by pocohantas(f): 4:41pm On Jun 04
Oh! After insulting men during the day, you'll crawl to their beds at night to become a "play thing". Hanty Old witch! 

But it can get to this level?
You must be a ______.

If it is not marriage-shaming, it is slut-shaming or sex-shaming and somehow you think I will back off?

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Family / Re: By Age 40 You Should Be Smart Enough To Realize This! by pocohantas(f): 4:33pm On Jun 04
You respect her na im you dey go squeeze face for her shop before she knack and cook for you? Maybe you have gone to secure your daily knacks for today.

Hahaha!

Truly na you respect her.
She no respect you.

grin grin grin

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Family / Re: By Age 40 You Should Be Smart Enough To Realize This! by pocohantas(f): 4:32pm On Jun 04
We dey talk flexing,

You dey post purchase.

Hahahahahahahahaha!

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Family / Re: By Age 40 You Should Be Smart Enough To Realize This! by pocohantas(f): 4:30pm On Jun 04
You no be Dangote you come dey rub shoulder with my Odogwu? No try am again o.

grin grin grin

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Family / Re: By Age 40 You Should Be Smart Enough To Realize This! by pocohantas(f): 4:26pm On Jun 04
I dey knack my husband steady. I have never denied that. He is 6'4 and huge. His energy in bed no be here.


Evidence dey for my knacking, if you get what I mean. But no try feel say you reach.

The things I choose to be silent on, leave them. Make you no cry.

grin grin

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Family / Re: By Age 40 You Should Be Smart Enough To Realize This! by pocohantas(f): 4:22pm On Jun 04
Stop telling lies and playing victim

Nobody brokeshamed you.

My comments are there. I don't do such shit!

If you like no rest. You go wound!

Make I check your account balance sef for that Access Bank. grin

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