I just say make I dey jeje.

Wetin concern me with craw craw?

You done see my skin?

Over here we no dey purchase.

We maintain beauty.

Keep wearing your brocade.

But leave doings for who get am.

My husband no abandon me o. Enjoyment wan nearly kill me

Some of us choose to keep our family and marriages private. E no mean say we no get man wey pass una. So calm down and look for another insult.

It is common sense to let people be for their choices and situations. Even the so called broke shaming, na until you bring that leg I go give am back to you.

Na like this my husband dey do every month.

Abandon who?

No dey cap.

Say I speak against the bullying of single women no mean say una dey touch me where it hurts.

ravensckar:
What happened to the above? You ran out of steam?

Let me guess, you thought your minions would come to your aid. Now that you've been abandoned you're suing for peace.

The picture below perfectly describes how you're feeling at the moment.

ravensckar:


#My_Final_Reply_to_You

This was you at 12:08pm

ravensckar:
Laughs hysterically!

As much as I would have loved to continue engaging you in these friendly banters, I'm afraid my busy schedule wouldn't permit. Kindly forgive me if I'm unable to reply to your next mentions.  

This at 1:44pm after scoring an own goal.

2 to 3 hours later and you are ranting, cursing, desperately trying to redeem your image. You can't even be a man of your words. Lil wonder you have to hang around your wife's shop like a hungry teenager for her to change her ways.

And you somehow think a yellow-suited-weakling like you, can say anything that would hurt me?

Now let me show you how it is done.

You won't be getting another response from me today. Go get busy. Bye!

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The attached pictures, describes me now.

ravensckar:
When a parrot learns a new word, she uses it repeatedly (albeit out of context). Typical feature of a parrot; a creature that doesn't reason but merely repeat words without understanding its import. A senseless creature who thinks herself wise! That's you old hag!

Your delay tactics didn't work today since your minions didn't show up. It's just you who is being taken to the cleaners. Now you have nowhere to hide.

ravensckar:


#My_Final_Reply_to_You

This stands, dearest.
Keep the white flag up. ✌️

ravensckar:
Thanks old hag!

At least the whole world now knows you're deficient at COMPREHENSION thanks to your shallow response.

I look forward to seeing you tomorrow to serve you your dose.

ravensckar:
Laughs hysterically!

As much as I would have loved to continue engaging you in these friendly banters, I'm afraid my busy schedule wouldn't permit. Kindly forgive me if I'm unable to reply to your next mentions.

See, I can switch between being an ONLINE SAVAGE to a REFINED GENTLEMAN. Just like the Roman god JANUS; every human has a good side and a bad side.

ravensckar:


#My_Final_Reply_to_You

I am sorry, anything after these responses is you trying to save face. Stay humble. ✌️

ravensckar:
Oh!! Not again!

It seems you truly suffer from a lack of COMPREHENSION. Now, let me break it down for you in bits.

The writer asked if the post was lifted from Quora, to which I answered "Definitely".

Then, in my next line, I said it couldn't have been composed by any NAIRALAND OLD WITCH. Hanty, that was an addendum since I have already answered the original question. I understand you misconstrued my reply because of the SYNTACTIC AMBIGUITY. Seriously, stop embarrassing yourself. Anyone who offered GNS even in 100L would have deciphered that.

Beneath the insults, banters and tantrums. You should be able to show your academic prowess if truly you have one. That was my reason for explaining in simple Queen's English. But again, you have proven yourself to be one without a FACULTY OF DISCERNMENT. Perhaps being the OLD WITCH suits you.

Typical NAIRALAND OLD WITCH; you ladies are like BUNGALOWS with nothing upstairs. Please stick to your "men are scum" mantra as intelligent discuss are outside your capabilities.

I didn't read all this.

Stay humble!

ravensckar:
Laughs hysterically!

Firstly, my response didn't imply that the writer was male or female.

ravensckar:
Definitely!

Do you think any NAIRALAND OLD WITCH is capable of pulling such off?

Na only to dey broke shame guys dem sabi. Most of them are nothing more than "bubbleheads" with a congenital inability to reason properly. 

Their PRESIDENT is already up there hyperventilating. Their VICE PRESIDENT is somewhere calling on the other OLD WITCHES to storm this thread in solidarity.

For someone who claims to reason properly, abeg o, are witches males?

May God make our enemies score own goal. May they retract their words and shalaye like this. Who would have thought a redpiller will corner himself?

As much as I would have loved to continue engaging you in these friendly banters, I'm afraid my busy schedule wouldn't permit. Kindly forgive me if I'm unable to reply to your next mentions.  

See, I can switch between being an ONLINE SAVAGE to a REFINED GENTLEMAN. Just like the Roman god JANUS; every human has a good side and a bad side.

My fellow witches, this is how the great warrior exited the battleground.

ravensckar:
It's not "what" but "who". Unless you're implying that you belong to the class of NEUTER GENDER.

Old witch! E be like sey your husband dey starve you of attention? Hence, the need to always combat other people's opinion so as to be noticed.

If you're lonely, bored and miserable. I could schedule a THERAPY SESSION for you. This your condition is getting out of hand.

Oga, the person he quoted was a male. Schedule therapy for yourself first. Na you get condition for assuming it was a female and dropping all that venom. Seek help o.

Yakubu!

Calling someone airhead when you can't even read before attacking. I bet you thought he was quoting a woman when you unleashed your missiles. If you like, type old witch 100×, I will still call you guys out whenever I want to.

Nothing dey happen.

ravensckar:
[/b]Ignored[b]

I've already served you your today's dose. That should successfully suppress your "symptoms". Please quote me again tomorrow for your dose. Abi you wan do overdose ni? Old hag!
Old witch!
Airhead!
Hanty wey no go school!
The President Nairaland Association of Evening Newspapers.

What are you ignoring?
See as e rush to attack.

Yakubu! Minister of Own Goal!

ravensckar:
Definitely!

Do you think any NAIRALAND OLD WITCH is capable of pulling such off?

Na only to dey broke shame guys dem sabi. Most of them are nothing more than "bubbleheads" with a congenital inability to reason properly.

Their PRESIDENT is already up there hyperventilating. Their VICE PRESIDENT is somewhere calling on the other OLD WITCHES to storm this thread in solidarity.

Lol. Lack of common sense, hate and bitterness didn't even let you notice he quoted the OP, who is a male. I am ashamed that this is the head of someone's home.

So much for calling others bubbleheads who can't reason well.

Faber:
Me marry old hag, like Geneveive ran over by thousands of men, including uncircumcised Atiku...u dey whine me? go drink ur meds jare

After you. You just might need double dose and can have mine

Twoclans:


Maybe you will soon be referred to as a yahoo girl ,that will be new

And they actually think they have something on me. One told me no difference between my remote work and yahoo.

Slow beings

ravensckar:
Now you're being careful with your words. We're making progress!

Now, to my questions; firstly, why does the expression "EVENING NEWSPAPER" trigger vawulence in you? Is this personal to you?

Secondly, why do you always combat people's opinions? Does that not seem to you like a brain fault?

Arthur Shopenhauer described people like you perfectly in his book titled "The Art of Controversy". I suggest you read it and correct this your personality disorder.

#My_Final_Reply_to_You

Why do I trigger you?

Thank you for not making further effort to deplete my IQ. You should naturally back off when you meet who pass you. I wasn't expecting you to last in the ring and I wouldn't need a tenth of the energy and insults you have used so far.

Yenyenyen

You LovePeddler around.
Evening newspaper.
Old this, old that.

These jabs are stale to me.
They don't even scratch the surface.

I need one of you to shock me.

ravensckar:
Another grammatical blunder and unintelligible gibberish!

Come, you sure sey you finish secondary school so?

I understand you did LovePeddler away your "youthful age" but to see you didn't even learn anything is quite appaling.

By the way, I know in the next 5 minutes your fellow old witches will storm the thread to avenge their PRESIDENT. I dey wait all of una.

You are repeating yourself. English Teacher Mr Yellow Suit. Abeg, say something new.

You haven't even caused any damage to me and you are bragging about waiting for all of us? Delusion!

ravensckar:
Being an old witch is bad enough, you have to display your congenital illiteracy too?

Firstly, it's whose not who's.

Secondly, the punctuation at the end of that expression should be a question mark not a comma.

Thirdly, it's a cream coloured suit not a "yellow suit".

Go school, you talk sey na scam. Now you come dey commit blunder at old age. Hanty old witch a.k.a PRESIDENT NAIRALAND ASSOCIATION OF EVENING NEWSPAPER.

Rest please!

I won't. Is this point where you start crying again? Ngwanu cry. Sha no run when e set o.

Yes, I am the president. What else can you say that is new?

Joystic:


I bet you don't vote because you don't care as well... but I digress. Of course you should care, we all should. Even if not on a relationship level, we should on a societal level. It's like a guy using money to buy girls' love and ruining them one after the other. These kind of people along with their female counterparts destroy the society. And inasmuch as we all can claim not to care, because we're holding the better end of the stick in our relationships, doesn't mean we can't condemn what's wrong for the sake of posterity.

We have to leave this world better than we found it.

And you're welcome.

Comparing voting to the validation of a NL redpiller is top tier delulu.

No sir, I don't care how you (redpillers) choose to celebrate and cherish your supposed good women. Whenever you do find them, by all means do.

But expecting me to care? For what exactly?

I see no reason for the curses they are heaping on her and her family. There should be limits to these hounding.

Joystic:


You can't blame him.

I understand your frustration with his reasoning.. but since his message is not for you, I don't get the fussing.

Let me say this.. Yes, there are good girls out there, you're probably one yourself, but when we look at the kind of women being celebrated today, one has to but feel bad and raise a kind of an awareness. Because these types are easily available to any undiscerning young man looking to enter a relationship these days without proper guidance.. which is what I believe he's offering.

Be rest assured though, that every so-callepd redpiller here (even him) will always celebrate and cherish a good woman when he sees one. Though they may be difficult to find.

I don't care if you cherish good women when you see one. Please do not by any means confuse my comment to mean I care. The person I quoted knows what I am on about.

Thank you

descarado:
Hello pocohantas, can't remember any other name to add. I know you two interact very well with acid for long here. Is there any way you have reached out to him( this is me not minding my business, but I apologise)

When you are bereaved, the fact that people are there for you matters a lot.
I wouldn't mind contributing my widow's kobo.
Tag me if there is any development towards that side as I may forget.
Once again, I apologise for not minding my biz.
Thanks ladies.

Hello Des!

I appreciate your concern for the bereaved and I am sure he does too. However, I love to give people (Nairalanders), the same privacy I love and expect for myself.

You can reach him directly via the DM to make any contribution. It would go a long way.🤍

Faber:
make una go marry and leave the guy alone. Even Rita Dominic don go marry na even lack of man nearly make Geneveive want kolo some months ago.

And what exactly is your business with the marital status of strange women online? Are you married yourself? I guess that is why you are going crazy too. A mentally stable and loved man wouldn't type what you just typed.