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Romance / Re: I Cum Too Fast, Please What Will I Do? by Polyflexzy(m): 6:25pm On Jan 14, 2022
Polynek:
Is dat all bro?

Yes 100%. Just stay away from whatever will cause you to masturbate
Romance / Re: I Cum Too Fast, Please What Will I Do? by Polyflexzy(m): 6:18am On Jan 05, 2022
Stop masturbating
Family / Re: HELP! My Brother Is Too Dull by Polyflexzy(m): 6:44am On May 30, 2020
Please download and see this movie with him, "Like Stars on Earth" it's better to allow him to see the movie too. You guys are probably putting the little angel through trauma. Please see that movie, it will open all your no eyes.
Properties / Re: Please Help. My Apartment Is Being Haunted By A Ghost. by Polyflexzy(m): 11:05pm On May 23, 2020
bluefilm:


Just hold on for a while.

You will continue to experience paranormal activities like that until she is buried.

Her soul is still in limbo and she is dying to cross over and this is making her spirit restless as she can't find peace.

At the time such a thing happened to a neighbor of mine whose co-tenant died in an accident, it was hell for him.

The spirit will just come and be causing disturbances.

All the other tenants who couldn't take it anymore just had to run away from the compound.

My guy just couldn't take it anymore so the next time he experienced such paranormal disturbances, he just confronted the ghost and told him that he should be aware that he is just disturbing them for nothing because they are not the ones that killed him.

I think the whole strange experience stopped as from that day.

So you might as well try to address the ghost by reminding her that you guys are not responsible for her death!

This world is full of mysteries.

Bro, I fear your friend.
Family / Re: Man Spots ‘dead’ Wife With Another Man In Lagos by Polyflexzy(m): 9:40am On Jul 02, 2018
This Nairaland isnt the Nairaland i Knew 5 years ago. I am quitting it for Good. and please Stop posting and commenting Lies. especially Bloggers that wants to win traffic to their web sites.
Religion / Re: Animals That Feel Pains Of Birth, Did They Eat The Forbidden Apple Too? by Polyflexzy(m): 2:28pm On Feb 04, 2018
NPComplete:


Nonsense. Please stop fouling this thread with such unintelligent responses. I am weary of responding to such folly.

Nope actually it is modern hygiene and health is what has stopped people from picking food from the streets. Even in the middle ages, rich people were not having their baths and if their food falls on the ground they ate it.

Do u know that if u train a dog to eat from a bowl and in the house it will become very choosy about what and where it eats? The only reason u can boast about not eating from the street is abundance and training. If there were to be a famine now, u won't be any different from those feral animals u disdain. When push comes to shove, u will lose all this human exclusivity in which u are so conceited.

The only reason I am replying is because of other people that will come and read this thread. Not because I think u are smart enough to understand sound arguments. Cheers

You are the first person I will term as an idiot on nairaland. I hope you don't think like this in real life.

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Computers / Re: Common Issues After Installing Windows 10 And Solutions by Polyflexzy(m): 2:16pm On Jul 27, 2016
Well you said common issues with windows 10, cos i know windows 10 has more complex issues that are not just drivers related. Like slow to boot up and difficulties in controlling system sounds.

Though it remains the best windows in terms of graphics and user friendly operations
Family / Re: "I Have Been Dreaming Of My Mother Recently" - Man Who Lost His Mum Needs Help by Polyflexzy(m): 4:05pm On Jul 05, 2016
u shuld be thankful u r still seeing her in ur dreams. prior to opening nairaland i was talking to myself and asking why for over a month plus i havent seen my mum in my dreams? i even had to tell her of the dream i had the last time in which we played alot together and i just hug her for a long time n it was like forever. 21st JULY will make my mum passing away a year though i got to learn of her death in october. when i was still grieving my siblings had stopped but i didnt care. i will do anything to see my mother again. i miss her so much. so pls make una tell dt dude say him dey lucky. I have even started thinking maybe she is not happy with me thats why she is not coming to my dreams again as she did every night.

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Computers / Re: Top 5 Reasons Computers Crash And Precaution by Polyflexzy(m): 7:23am On Jun 29, 2016
bros you have no idea about what you are writing here. Go write on something else not on computers
Culture / Re: Some Old Pictures Of Nigerian Ethnic Groups And People by Polyflexzy(m): 5:39am On Nov 05, 2015
bnovative:
Efik is the purest form of the language, though spoken by minority group; others are variant form of efik.


Please where are your references. I don't believe this piece of sentimental junks.

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Education / Re: Never Give Up On Your Dream (touching Photo) by Polyflexzy(m): 12:12pm On Nov 02, 2015
circuit101:
typical Nigerian...did I say hers wouldn't?....when u saying d truth,people will term it negative...


You are a pessimist. Period!!!
Phones / Re: Tips To Unlocking Glo Bolt And Mtn Huawei E303 Usb Modems by Polyflexzy(m): 4:18am On Oct 24, 2015
i got the new algo code. i inputed it into the modem using the code writer. it showed success but stil other sims cant work on it. i am out of options now my brother

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Computers / Re: How To Crack A Password Protected Zip File by Polyflexzy(m): 2:53am On Oct 11, 2015
can it actually take weeks to crack a zip file? no matter how small the content?
Romance / Re: Hilarious Facebook, Whatsapp And BBM Relationship Chats (pictures) by Polyflexzy(m): 6:57am On Mar 08, 2015
Early morning laughter So good for the health grin grin grin
Politics / Re: The Most Influencial And Popular Governor In Nigeria Today by Polyflexzy(m): 1:40pm On Mar 03, 2015
Johnpaul88:
Give it to Gov. Chibuike Rotimi Amaechi grin grin


Godswill Akpabio gave him a public dirty slap.
Religion / Re: 5 Funny Things Pastors Do On The Pulpit. by Polyflexzy(m): 8:49pm On Feb 23, 2015
starlingleanets:
Like play like play these things are becoming unbecoming and more like an outbreak among the pastors in Nigeria. Well as a young scientist i'm born into a world of observation and as an observer i pay attention to minute things. But much more as a Christain it seems good to put into light some bad habit exhibited by pastors of various churches in Nigeria. Below are some of them:

1. Shout Hallelujah: the Pastor will just climb the pulpit and as soon as he does he tells the church "Let somebody shout Hallelujah" and the church will shout Hallelujah though the church don't know why they are shouting hallelujah grin so to them it has become a routine. For a sermon of 15 minutes the pastor go don give hallelujah order like 30 times grin

2. Amen: Pastor sees the congregation is not interested in his formulated sermon so hm go say "Amen somebody" the church go reply Amen like he has just said a prayer.

3. Praise the Lord: while there is nothing wrong in praising the Lord yet everything is wrong on how you call the Holy name of the Lord. The pastor may see a sister sleeping so to wake her up he says "praise the Lord" for the fun of it. You think God will be happy with you ba?

4. I can't hear You: He just said a prayer like this "Before the end of this month you are going to smile to the bank" and so the people respond with a loud Amen, though he heard them he will still say "i can't hear you". Una dey lie for pulpit ba?

5. Wiping of Face: Still under Air condition pastor go still dey wipe face. Picking up and dropping the white handkerchief every minutes and that happens when he is on pulpit only.

If you have some you can drop it Pastors must learn.


senseless post. After yu wonda why muslim dey tek dia religion so serious upto d extent of beheading ur type.
Romance / Re: How To Know Your Woman Is Cheating On You by Polyflexzy(m): 8:43pm On Feb 23, 2015
Mhizizzy:


Wad if she is a businesswoman undecided

wat if i knw she is nt a business woman.
Romance / Re: How To Know Your Woman Is Cheating On You by Polyflexzy(m): 5:45pm On Feb 23, 2015
if she receives 10calls in 10mins. Yeah.. That b**tch is cheating
Romance / Re: Would You Date A Girl Your Brother Slept With? by Polyflexzy(m): 2:24pm On Feb 20, 2015
CoolKizzy:
Okafor's Theorem


lol. Bro, yu mek me laf lyk say laughing gas na oxygen

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Romance / Re: Would You Date A Girl Your Brother Slept With? by Polyflexzy(m): 2:03pm On Feb 20, 2015
Lordabas:
just found out now before it got serious or we started dating that she slept with my brother 3yrs ago. She has been very honest with me about how she was wild partying hard, very young and naive.i think i got a thing for her and by her actions of late to me and words of other people i think she's a very nice girl. Whatever actions people had in the past with her when i wasn't involved i tell them to leave it in the past i dont care
To be honest with all of you i really don't care but i think some strong feelings are clouding full judgement

...I and my brother still get along great together

Ok Would appreciate some helpful insight


op. My only qstn to yu is... Did she knw dt yu n ur broda were related. If yes, dnt go ahead. If no... Den dnt let d past ruin ur future or present probably.
Education / Re: Most Annoying Thing A Lecturer Ever Did To You ? by Polyflexzy(m): 7:20pm On Feb 18, 2015
stan241:
Won't say most people are being dishonest but everyone here seems to be very brilliant much like our parents who always took first.....Eng222 and Mr abi is he a prof now Chidi Onuigbo said we would have to go get a tape recorder(this was tail end of 2nd semester owu period) look for where we will watch BBC news,record about 30 mins of the news to a tape and then record our own rendition of the same news in and i quote "queens English" and then transcribe and submit(30 marks)....see where people that have not seen AIT to watch now looking for DSTV to watch BBC news...had to go all the way down to Onitsha to even get an empty tape to use for the recording and ended up in a hospital reception begging to watch "TV".... after all said and done after his exam i accompanied my course rep to his office to submit the tapes only for this man to reply " who gave you people that assignment" and before we could say sir he screamed and abused us out of his office.....the type of swear he received that day I'm sure would still be following him till now


hahahahahaha. Buh assignments dey o.
Religion / Re: Is Oral And Anal Sex Spiritually Hygienic In Christian Marriages??? by Polyflexzy(m): 6:50pm On Feb 18, 2015
Setaje:



Okay. lipsrsealed. Learn to read and understand.

can yu imagine?
Education / Re: Most Annoying Thing A Lecturer Ever Did To You ? by Polyflexzy(m): 1:28pm On Feb 18, 2015
i dated a professor's daughter and he knew, come see wahala na... Luckily because of my personality aka scholar in school bk den, he calmed down hoping i might be a good influence on her.
Education / Re: Most Annoying Thing A Lecturer Ever Did To You ? by Polyflexzy(m): 1:17pm On Feb 18, 2015
tycoon2:
lmao,guy d thing taya me ooo...lecturer my foot!

potential jambite abi
Religion / Re: Is Oral And Anal Sex Spiritually Hygienic In Christian Marriages??? by Polyflexzy(m): 12:43pm On Feb 18, 2015
Setaje:



Meaning?

the comment you posted, a little child that has gone through a biology class wil do better.
Phones / Re: Does Power Bank Spoil Phones Battery by Polyflexzy(m): 12:40pm On Feb 18, 2015
power banks spoil batteries. I am a victim of it. The guy that comment about diodes nt present in power banks was 100% right.

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Religion / Re: Is Oral And Anal Sex Spiritually Hygienic In Christian Marriages??? by Polyflexzy(m): 9:09pm On Feb 17, 2015
Setaje:


If I should argue against ana1 $ex because shit comes out of there. How about a man's d!ck that pee comes out from yet he puts it into a woman...

Cave man mentality..
Crime / Re: 16-year-old Girl Bathes Lover With Acid For Cheating On Her by Polyflexzy(m): 4:28pm On Feb 09, 2015
lol... better ways lyk gun?
Kennywills7:
Some Girls are becoming wicked and heartless o
D rate at which girls are pouring acid on their cheating partners (bfs) is becoming alarming
Something has to b done to educate dem dat their better ways to deal with such situations
Romance / Re: How A Mature Man Couldn't Control His Urge Even In BRT Standing Queue by Polyflexzy(m): 2:12pm On Feb 09, 2015
lies... infact kowema linus shuld b ur name. sperm or wateva cant soak a jean to the outside or form patch as u r saying angry yu think say we be mumu or wetin
kowema:







Baba i would av thought so too, had i not seen the wet patches......Was really shameful

Lol.....Some people are really so so so funny, You expected me to bend down in a moving bus with little or no space to take pictures?, So the man wud notice me and probably give me a dirty slap?..Wait till it gets to ur own turn den u take pics and see if ur phone no go disappear before u finish..

Now when standing behind someone, in a BRT especially, u don't stand directly behind, you slant in a way so that u can get to see ur front well...I was equally patiently waiting for the guy to continue his drama on d soda lady to confirm my suspicion so I was watching his every move...


To the soda group wondering how sperm wud stain a Jean, how does menses get to stain a lady's Jean visibly that she wud notice it.....Sperm ain't water so is Menses.........I really wish this was fiction as some people are saying, it wud av encouraged me to find another talent in writing.......... Ladies, Just be careful wen u enter these congested buses Cus not evry one there is a passenger............. Make una no wake me up from sleep again o...
Phones / Re: Nokia N1 Android Tablet Announced by Polyflexzy(m): 1:38am On Nov 19, 2014
Habeebpain:


A tablet is not meant for taking pictures, when I see people doing that at parties, I term them bush people. A tablet is not meant for recording .The camera is just there in case you need to take pictures you need to send to someone while working or for use with certain apps such as camscanner.

Foxconn manufactures for several companies including Apple and their factories are in China, India, Czech republic, Brazil etc. They're an ODM (original design manufacturer). What they do is assemble/manufacture the parts that make up a particular phone. Take for example the iPhone; let's say the processor comes in from Samsung, camera from Sony, screen from Sharp etc. The Foxconn factory then assembles the phone and ships it to the warehouse of the client.

Now they've started making their own devices, but while it'll take time for them to build a brand name, they go into a deal with a known client and brand the device in their name. Maintenance, updates and support will be handled by the company whose name is on the device.
Now wouldn't you rather buy a Nokia tablet than a Foxconn one? That's what goes on behind the scenes.
There are lots of design manufacturers in Asia. If you're very familiar with phones, you'll notice that a particular phone with the same design may have two different brand names in different parts of the world. Try checking out Tecno phones and the Indian phone company Micromax, another example is Gionee and the American company Blu.
As long as the company enters into an agreement not to penetrate into each other's markets everything will be fine. All they have to do is make some few adjustments like Frequency bands as it varies from country to country.

And to the dude comparing Tecno to Nokia, they'll never be on the same levels. I'll take Tecno serious when they have a Research and development team like Nokia. You think it's moi moi to put a 2.3GHz Intel processor in your device? Tecno can't pull that kind of weight yet. tongue

A tablet is not meant for taking pictures, when I see people doing that at parties, I term them bush people. A tablet is not meant for recording .The camera is just there in case you need to take pictures you need to send to someone while working or for use with certain apps such as camscanner.

Foxconn manufactures for several companies including Apple and their factories are in China, India, Czech republic, Brazil etc. They're an ODM (original design manufacturer). What they do is assemble/manufacture the parts that make up a particular phone. Take for example the iPhone; let's say the processor comes in from Samsung, camera from Sony, screen from Sharp etc. The Foxconn factory then assembles the phone and ships it to the warehouse of the client.

Now they've started making their own devices, but while it'll take time for them to build a brand name, they go into a deal with a known client and brand the device in their name. Maintenance, updates and support will be handled by the company whose name is on the device.
Now wouldn't you rather buy a Nokia tablet than a Foxconn one? That's what goes on behind the scenes.
There are lots of design manufacturers in Asia. If you're very familiar with phones, you'll notice that a particular phone with the same design may have two different brand names in different parts of the world. Try checking out Tecno phones and the Indian phone company Micromax, another example is Gionee and the American company Blu.
As long as the company enters into an agreement not to penetrate into each other's markets everything will be fine. All they have to do is make some few adjustments like Frequency bands as it varies from country to country.

And to the dude comparing Tecno to Nokia, they'll never be on the same levels. I'll take Tecno serious when they have a Research and development team like Nokia. You think it's moi moi to put a 2.3GHz Intel processor in your device? Tecno can't pull that kind of weight yet.


You got a hefty point there, but nigerians as we all know prefer cheap gadgets to quality ones. That's why when i see phone users with tecno etc claiming pride over goin for such brand over samsung, LG or nokia... I term them #realNAIJA.
You got hefty point, but nigerians as we all know prefer cheap gadgets to quality gadgets. That's why when i see phone users with tecno etc claimin
Phones / Re: Nokia N1 Android Tablet Announced by Polyflexzy(m): 1:27am On Nov 19, 2014
tope24:
Good job by nokia. if it is to be sold for less than 50k, that leaves those who can't afford ipad with another choice.


itz nt abt hvin an ipad. Apple has so much limitations already. I bet yu, i will prefer an android OS over apple's iOS anytym anyday anywhr

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